Never piss off a tattooist

[chch_zed]

Be careful about what you get written on your skin.

http://www.soufoaklin.com/tattooartist.html

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Sniper]

Hahaha, very nicely done.

[bugjuice]

lol..

I'm gonna go and ask him to put 'little dick' and see what he modifies it to, since he doesn't do what you ask

[Holy Roller]

Wouldn't one be mad to find that out. They must not have a fair trading act:not:
Still I can see his point
Lesson Learnt... take a copy of what one wants then one can be sure of getting the right wording and meaning

[JWALKER]

it makes me very appreciative of the kindness of my tattooist to do mine good, i do know of someone who ticked him off and he came out second best

[*sic]

ye ait pays to look into the tattoo first.. ie a dictionary.

[SpankMe]

" “I think I’m helping my fellow man by labelling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service"

I couldn't agree more.

[Damon]

hahaha i was always scared of something like that

[MisterD]

I blame Robbie Williams myself.

[Coyote]

Good on 'im

[LXS]

cheers zed, good read :rofl:

note to self: research tatoo before application

[Big Chim]

Shit if this catches on, might end up having to do your own

[Skyryder]

Never be a problem to me. Kanji are common. I like the elven language. I know it's all so yesterday but I've been a Tolkein fan since the early sixties and will remain so until the day I die.

Skyryder

[WINJA]

hahaha i was always scared of something like that
BE VERY AFRAID , MY WIFE IS JAPANESE AND WHEN WE WENT TO THE TATTOO SHOP, WE LOOKED THRU THE JAPANESE CHARACTER BOOK AND SHE POINTED OUT THAT ABOUT 1/3 OF THEM WERE WRONG IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER , SHE ALSO DOESNT KNOW WHY THE FUCK WE WOULD BOTHER .

[WINJA]

I've been a Tolkein fan since the early sixties and will remain so until the day I die.

Skyryder
MY FRIEND SAID THAT ABOUT MOTLEY CREW THE DAY B4 HE GOT IT TATTOED ON HIS FOREARM ,,,,MOTLEY WHO?

[SPORK]

motly crue?

[Brian d marge]

yup ...same as you Winja .....the ones I cant read I get the wife to translate ,,,and 1/2 of them are words that arent used , or have another more common meaning

I like the line about labeling stupid people ...

West Ham on the other hand will always be the greatest football team EVER ! ( if I was ever to get an arm big enough to allow a tattoo)

Classic

Stephen

[SPman]

“I think I’m helping my fellow man by labelling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MisterD]

West Ham on the other hand will always be the greatest football team EVER ! ( if I was ever to get an arm big enough to allow a tattoo)


Isn't it "WEST HAM" across the knuckles in blue biro ink and SNIKS across the forehead?

I was there with Tranmere Rovers when we knocked you out of the FA Cup...singing "Paulo DiCanio, falls on his arsio" :thud:

[Lias]

Isn't it "WEST HAM" across the knuckles in blue biro ink and SNIKS across the forehead?

I was there with Tranmere Rovers when we knocked you out of the FA Cup...singing "Paulo DiCanio, falls on his arsio" :thud:
Chelsea Uber Alles

Personally my favourite tattoo goes to a mate down in Hawkes Bay.. He has a great big "evil smiley face" kind of tattoo covering most of the back of his head, then underneath it says "The voices in my head tell me they dont like you" or something very similar.

[Colapop]

It's pretty simple really, you take a pic of what you want to the tattooist. I dunno about this guy, if he felt that strongly about it he could've just refused to work on them. Instead he intentionally defrauded them.

(still funny tho')

[Brian d marge]

Everyone has knocked West ham out of the cup ...Except the all whites

And its all seating now and posh suits, and if it wasnt for Intershitty cheap day returns ,,our supporters wouldnt go anywhere !!!

Stephen

[El Dopa]

Kerri Baker, a Carlow College freshman, paid $50 to have the symbols for “beautiful goddess” etched above her belly button, but when she went into Szechuan Express Asian Noodle Shop sporting a bare midriff, the giggling employees explained to her that the tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!”

“I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”

Anyone else think this whole thing might just be a pisstake?

[NotaGoth]

Rayza showed me the link to that last night. I actually don't find what the guy has done to be amusing at all.

Just goes to show that you should do some research into the meaning behind any words you want tattoo'd if in a different language from what you can understand.

There is someone here who has had something similar done on her body, but not so bad. Would still make you extremely angry though.

[nadroj]

I bet that hurt!

[Goblin]

I bet that hurt!
Bwhahaah!! That's funny!

Don't let a pissed and suicidal tattooist near you.

[skidMark]

lol..

I'm gonna go and ask him to put 'little dick' and see what he modifies it to, since he doesn't do what you ask


but that would be hiding the truth mate (kidding) lol:devil2:

[El Dopa]

(sigh)

This is the homepage: http://www.soufoaklin.com/

It has a photoshopped picture of a building with a condom on it.

Now, who STILL thinks this is a serious news story?

[Jamezo]

(sigh)

This is the homepage: http://www.soufoaklin.com/

It has a photoshopped picture of a building with a condom on it.

Now, who STILL thinks this is a serious news story?

um, yes. the "article" in question is in a satirical city newspaper.

have a read of the site, funny stuff.....

[MisterD]

Everyone has knocked West ham out of the cup ...Except the all whites

A-men to that brother!


And its all seating now and posh suits, and if it wasnt for Intershitty cheap day returns ,,our supporters wouldnt go anywhere !!!

Stephen

As Half Man Half Biscuit (probably not so) famously sang " I can't stand anymore 'cos I can't stand anymore"
There's nothing quite like opening your first can on the train at 9.00am on an awayday to the footy though, not something these Kiwis with their non-existent train system will ever really get to experience!

[Brian d marge]

A-men to that brother!



As Half Man Half Biscuit (probably not so) famously sang " I

Yes time does fly when your a driver of a train , and why do 99 % of Gargoyles look like Bob Todd?

not that i know that band ,,,nope never heard of em

Stephen