Are bikes better than sex?

[MSTRS]

Faced with the choice of a sneaky daytime session or a bike ride, I chose the mechanical ride.
What would YOU do?
Perhaps this should go straight to PD

[MidnightMike]

Faced with the choice of a sneaky daytime session or a bike ride, I chose the mechanical ride.
What would YOU do?
Perhaps this should go straight to PD

Id have the session while riding a bike ohh yeeeaah ;)

[yungatart]

Oh well, it looks like we're going for a bike ride today....Shame, empty house, kid free and all:weep: :whistle:

[deathstar]

hey depends who it's with and what i would be riding

[Jackrat]

Depends don't it.I'm not limited on either front so there wouldn't be any pressure either way.
On the other hand:o,,,,,when I was 18 there wouldn't have been any argument,the bike was always there.

[MSTRS]

Id have the session while riding a bike ohh yeeeaah ;)
find a bumpy road?

[James Deuce]

I'd rather clean my chain, but then I have three kids, 5 and under, so I know what sex costs.

[Lou Girardin]

Define sex. Are you talking steamy, dirty, anonymous shagging?
Or the loving kind you have with your wife. (like you've had for the last 5 years)

[Coyote]

Hoohooo, can't wait till hXc looks at this thread

[MidnightMike]

find a bumpy road?

Hell yeah, on a gixxer thou too :tugger:

[Sparky Bills]

Define sex. Are you talking steamy, dirty, anonymous shagging?
Or the loving kind you have with your wife. (like you've had for the last 5 years)

I didnt realise people had a choice when there were married with kids:crazy:

Why dont you ride somewhere, to have sex. Adds a bit of change into life:yeah:

[The_Dover]

Not if you've had sex with me.

[onearmedbandit]

Hoohooo, can't wait till hXc looks at this thread

LMFAO!!


Anyway, I'd go for the ride. Plenty of time for rooting when the weather is no good for riding!!

[Riff Raff]

Well since my man is at work, think I'll go for a ride.

Shame he's got the shitty old CBR with him - with the vibrations it's got at certain revs I could kill two birds with one stone!!! :devil2:

[MidnightMike]

LMFAO!!


Anyway, I'd go for the ride. Plenty of time for rooting when the weather is no good for riding!!

Haha we get sick of good weather we get it so much :nya:

[Indiana_Jones]

Is sex with the bike an option? :D

Bike anyday lol

-Indy

[Motoracer]

I can relate to both very closely as passion is involved in both. With the right bike, you can get very passionate with your riding and you can enjoy it very much. Likewise with the right person that you love, you can have a very fullfilling sence of joy.

If it was out of sex and bikes, I'd choose sex...

[babyB]

oh why choose ...aint it possible to have both:wari:
my baby & i had our moments...nothing like a good ride

[Sniper]

Sex...............

[onearmedbandit]

Now for the twist.

All those that replied 'sex' don't get it enough.

[Sniper]

All those that replied 'sex' don't get it enough.

But when is enough, enough :devil2:

[Blackbird]

I thinks bikes must be better. At 58 years old, I can last all day and night in the saddle on 2 wheels whereas.....:sleep:

[Motoracer]

Now for the twist.

All those that replied 'sex' don't get it enough.

How true... :crybaby:

Sex is pretty readily available these days anywhere you go. You just have to be reasonably good lookin, with a bit of confidence if you are a guy.. If you are a chick, all you need is a bit of good looks, but it's that special someone that's hard to find or keep hold of..

[onearmedbandit]

You'll know when you get there Sniper...

[onearmedbandit]

but it's that special someone that's hard to find or keep hold of..

Found mine MR, I let her know how much she means to me everyday. Always compliment her, take the time to do the small things, appreciate her, treat her. BS to the saying of 'treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen'. If that's the case, you are with the wrong woman.

[Motoracer]

Found mine MR, I let her know how much she means to me everyday. Always compliment her, take the time to do the small things, appreciate her, treat her. BS to the saying of 'treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen'. If that's the case, you are with the wrong woman.

I'm still only 22 (soon), so all hope is not lost. What ever mistakes I have made or will make will only make me wiser for the future, shaping me into a better person. One day, I will get things right.

Be sure to post up some wheelie pics of the K2 when you can BTW!! :niceone:

[Joni]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=3373

[MSTRS]

Yeah I know, Joni. Difference is, I had to choose between a one-off afternoon delight of one type or the other as stated. Just got back from the ride.
must be getting old/enough

[froggyfrenchman]

You sure miss yungatart would be up for option A after seeing you avatar?

[MSTRS]

Well, obviously she is intrigued by the tireless rhythm and manly physique. Not to mention the boyish charm and subtle sense of devil-may-care that my new avatar exudes.;)

[froggyfrenchman]

well it does look remarkibly like your good self, dont know bout the rest though

[yungatart]

I'd rather clean my chain, but then I have three kids, 5 and under, so I know what sex costs.
I know what you mean with SIX. By the way, the bike ride was good- now where were we....









*sneaks upstairs*

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

When you have the right partner and love is involved (I have only learnt this in the last year and I've been married twice!!!) - it aint just sex - however I'm extremely lucky - we have a riding session before we go out on the bikes and a riding session upon return - couldn't get it any better!!!

[Sniper]

I think this thread is getting bit too errrr personal

[Deviant Esq]

Well.... like OAB says, plenty of time for sex when it's not great conditions going for a ride. So I'd have to say I'd take the bike.

But then, if it was an anonymous busty blonde who just happened to have a good friend who was busty and brunette with that adventurous look in her eye........

[Colapop]

Have sex, go for a ride (take her or not) have sex there, ride back have sex again. It's all iriding just the location is different.:banana:

[GN1NiteStnd]

GN on reserve and froggys at work.
Unfair!!! :crybaby:

[Edbear]

Av t say, even after 28 years of marriage and with 3 grown up children,
(two now married and the third engaged), the missus is still one hot chick and looking as good as ever! I never could turn her down! As a friend's wife use to say, "Never turn down a nookie, cause you never know what will be tomorrow and you may never get another one!" Love my bike, but it can't do what she can...

[SPman]

Don't the two go hand in hand .... as it were.......

[vtec]

I thought about this while I was wizzing around Pukekohe. And I thought to myself... I'd be celebate before I gave up riding.

[kro]

No, bikes are like a whole truckload of foreplay, without any climax.

[Patch]

No, bikes are like a whole truckload of foreplay, without any climax.

Depends who you have as pillion :yeah: