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Skyryder
29th January 2006, 09:34
Gota be something here for the most tounge tied that'll work.

Strange Pick-up Lines


When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!

You sure have a great looking tooth.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.

Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!

You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.

Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.

You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

I think I’ve just found the angel I’d like to be touched by.

Can I lick that film off your teeth?

Don't be so picky....I wasn't!

You look a lot like my future wife.

I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.

Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Without my glasses, you couldn't pass for a female.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

What do you like for breakfast?

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

I want to call your mother and thank her.

Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can you give me directions...to your heart?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.


Skyryder

Deviant Esq
29th January 2006, 09:37
Wonder if someone would actually be stupid enough to walk up to a girl he'd never met before and use one of those lines. Be intersting to see the ratio of success to failure.

How about another: The word for today is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Colapop
29th January 2006, 09:40
"You sure got a great looking tooth"

If'n yer has to ask fer sex, then she aint no family. Them's redneck country werds them is.... *insert duelling Banjoes muzac*

Goblin
29th January 2006, 09:42
Do you want to go turkey hunting?

I'll gobble....you shoot!:shifty:

zadok
29th January 2006, 09:50
Best thing to do is 'BE YOURSELF'. That can be hard enuf at times:motu: Better than trying to be someone you're not.

Sniper
29th January 2006, 10:22
Those are some of the best. Better than mine thats for sure :)

LXS
29th January 2006, 10:48
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

Deviant Esq
29th January 2006, 11:12
Do you want to go turkey hunting?

I'll gobble....you shoot!:shifty:

Hot damn, that'd be a distracting thing for a tidy lookin' lass to say to me! :blip:

Colapop
29th January 2006, 11:40
"Hey, you remind me of xmas. You're the kinda gift I'd like to unwrap"


Or I could do my usual and act like a complete dick or say nothing at all.

JWALKER
29th January 2006, 15:15
Those are some of the best. Better than mine thats for sure :)

you should write them down and i can sit back and watch you use them and note the failure rate

The_Dover
29th January 2006, 15:21
Can I smell your cunt?

Oh, it must be your feet then.

BuFfY
29th January 2006, 15:52
This was used on me the other night...
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see...
Needless to say he didn't score!!

Lycurgan
29th January 2006, 16:30
I think I’ve just found the angel I’d like to be touched by.




I'd like to see if that one would work