never meet so many slow people in my life [Archive]

Gixxer 4 ever

29th January 2006, 18:36

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=491818#post491818
Good read. ;) Me thinks there is more to this.:shutup:

White trash

29th January 2006, 18:41

Not much into self promotion are you?

The_Dover

29th January 2006, 18:50

nah I'm not as good as you bro... :woohoo:

crashe

29th January 2006, 19:03

Dover, maybe they all rode slow for you, so that you wouldn't fall off ya bike again... (pt)

The Wellington crew are such a caring bunch...

Scorpygirl

29th January 2006, 19:05

Crashe - that's mean!!!! :rofl: :shifty:

Fatjim

29th January 2006, 19:42

What colour was dover's bike this week?

The_Dover

29th January 2006, 19:48

It was hard to tell as I ripped past at subsonic velocities........what was bike, what was background and what was just the sheer beauty of The_Dover.

jimbo600

29th January 2006, 19:55

It was hard to tell as I ripped past at subsonic velocities........what was bike, what was background and what was just the sheer beauty of The_Dover.

Bloody arse man you come out with some gourmet guano.

Gixxer 4 ever

29th January 2006, 20:08

Did you know that was only the Newbie ride? No wonder you thought you were fast.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Well, we all have days like that :shifty:

Sniper

30th January 2006, 07:36

So a new thread about another thread you posted? :weird:

Lou Girardin

31st January 2006, 14:37

It was hard to tell as I ripped past at subsonic velocities........what was bike, what was background and what was just the sheer beauty of The_Dover.

That is so zen. Gixxer and Dover were as one.

Until the next bin, when they'll be as two AGAIN.

SPman

31st January 2006, 17:47

Until the next bin, when they'll be as two AGAIN.
Or however many bits it all turns into .....

Darkman

31st January 2006, 18:12

It was hard to tell as I ripped past at subsonic velocities........what was bike, what was background and what was just the sheer beauty of The_Dover.

Aah, shut up already..nobody cares how fast you are..what are you trying to prove? Get a race bike and go race if you think you are so bloody fast!!!This is getting all to boring now.

SixPackBack

31st January 2006, 18:16

Aah, shut up already..nobody cares how fast you are..what are you trying to prove? Get a race bike and go race if you think you are so bloody fast!!!This is getting all to boring now.

Remember humour?.. laughing joyous sarcasm.....meet The_Dover;)

Bonez

31st January 2006, 18:26

Is Dover this much of a cock in real life?

Zed

31st January 2006, 18:31

Aah, shut up already..nobody cares how fast you are..what are you trying to prove? Get a race bike and go race if you think you are so bloody fast!!!This is getting all to boring now.LOL, you have *obviously* never ridden with The_Dover! :clap:

It seems there is a gross misunderstanding out there that just cos someone owns a fast bike means he's fast!? :sleep:

Bonez

31st January 2006, 18:33

boomer

31st January 2006, 18:37

Is Dover this much of a cock in real life?

:yeah: Yup Don't you just love him 'cos of it :finger:

Some of you guys need to lighten

Darkman

31st January 2006, 18:37

LOL, you have *obviously* never ridden with The_Dover! :clap:

It seems there is a gross misunderstanding out there that just cos someone owns a fast bike means he's fast!? :sleep:

Nope, no misunderstanding. .he is bragging about how he smoked the so claimed fastest guys in Welly..going past someone at 250km/h on the back wheel..plain reckless and a danger to others on the road..

Zed

31st January 2006, 18:39

Seems to come off a lot.Yeah, but the beauty about the guy is how he keeps coming back for more...there has to be a lesson for us all in there somewhere?? :blip:

Dover, you and Jimmy the Trash are legends in your own bathrooms! :bleh:

boomer

31st January 2006, 18:39

Nope, no misunderstanding. .he is bragging about how he smoked the so claimed fastest guys in Welly..going past someone at 250km/h on the back wheel..plain reckless and a danger to others on the road..

Get a life mate.. to meet The_Dover is to know The_Dover; Judge him when you know how really slow he is..

cowpoos

31st January 2006, 18:40

Aah, shut up already..nobody cares how fast you are..what are you trying to prove? Get a race bike and go race if you think you are so bloody fast!!!This is getting all to boring now.

someones got a small penis and a bad attitude.... lmfao.... and a honda

Bonez

31st January 2006, 18:40

:yeah: Yup Don't you just love him 'cos of it :finger:

Some of you guys need to lighten The poor thing obviously didn't get enough attention in the first posting.

Darkman

31st January 2006, 18:41

Get a life mate.. to meet The_Dover is to know The_Dover; Judge him when you know how really slow he is..

whatever you say dude!!

Zed

31st January 2006, 18:42

Nope, no misunderstanding. .he is bragging about how he smoked the so claimed fastest guys in Welly..going past someone at 250km/h on the back wheel..plain reckless and a danger to others on the road..My point to you before was that if you had ridden with him you'd know he is only joking! He has a strange wit about him!

Btw, I am in NO WAY defending what he says on here either! He can fight his own battles. :eyepoke:

cowpoos

31st January 2006, 18:43

Get a life mate.. to meet The_Dover is to know The_Dover; Judge him when you know how really slow he is..

someone else has got a small penis and a bad attitude.... lmfao.... and a honda.... :woohoo:

Bonez

31st January 2006, 18:46

Yeah, but the beauty about the guy is how he keeps coming back for more...there has to be a lesson for us all in there somewhere?? :blip:
Are you sure stupidity has nothing to do with it :innocent:

Darkman

31st January 2006, 18:47

someones got a small penis and a bad attitude.... lmfao.... and a honda

Never said anything bad about you, was merely expressing my opinion.. Aloud to aren’t I?
But go @#$% yourself anyway for the shit comment towards me!!!

Uncle B

31st January 2006, 18:51

Remember the first rule about Fight Club.......

jimbo600

31st January 2006, 18:51

Is Dover this much of a cock in real life?

Nah he's a top bloke. He's just 'aving a larf. It's a Pom thing.

cowpoos

31st January 2006, 18:52

Never said anything bad about you, was merely expressing my opinion.. Aloud to aren’t I?
But go @#$% yourself anyway for the shit comment towards me!!!

hmmm....your on to something there....I havn't hads a masti for a few days.... BRB

SPman

31st January 2006, 18:55

Is Dover this much of a cock in real life?
Well - yes - but thats all part of the fun of knowing The_Dover.....:whistle:

Bonez

31st January 2006, 18:56

Nah he's a top bloke. He's just 'aving a larf. It's a Pom thing.Thank's you for that.

May you require less skin graphs on your next off The_Dover.

The_Dover

31st January 2006, 19:08

I haven't had any skin grafts Bonerz! Thanks for the thoughts tho. <_<

Bonez

31st January 2006, 19:11

I haven't had any skin grafts Bonerz! Thanks for the thoughts tho. :twothumbs:You're welcome. We kiwis do, beleive it or not, have a sence of humour too ;) Btw I ride like a nana too :angry2:

Hey if you need a bike that's really good on the really tight stuff give a GB400 a go. Rumour has it they eat GSX600s for breakfast ah cowboyz?

The_Dover

31st January 2006, 19:11

plain reckless and a danger to others on the road..

That's me bro, hopefully next time at Poo's Cuntry Retreat I can smoke you on the fatbird too :kick:

Zed

31st January 2006, 19:19

...I can smoke you on the fatbird tooHey Ben Dover that's a low blow on the Bird!! Jus cos you own probably THE most sexiest bike currently in existence, does not mean you can go around criticising the waistline of other not-so-pretty machines! :Oi:

boomer

31st January 2006, 19:24

someone else has got a small penis and a bad attitude.... lmfao.... and a honda.... :woohoo:

My penis is big enough to fill three prams thanks :banana:

I can't do anything about my attitude or my breath for that mater :doh:

As for the Honda... it eats the soozi's for breakfast, hence him coming to play down south where theres only girls on bikes.. girls on bikes... * hey Indy.. this is where you come in bro...

ps.. Dover.. i'm glad you finally understood what 'throttling the Turkey' meant; I don't think Colemans could have carried on supporting your habit habib

The_Dover

31st January 2006, 19:26

My penis is big enough to fill three prams thanks :banana:

I always thought you looked like a paedophile boomer. Are you sure you're not belgian??

boomer

31st January 2006, 19:29

I'm workin on being a Maori mate; then i won't have to work any more and I can have all the kids on any foreshore and any bed I want.

Only in Gods own!

boomer

31st January 2006, 19:46

The poor thing obviously didn't get enough attention in the first posting.

We all need lovin mate; Some of us get it from the wrong places that all :crybaby: