Got job?

[Indiana_Jones]

So what do you guys or chicks do for a living?
Myself, I'm a student (last year of high school) :niceone:

-Indy

[Two Smoker]

So what do you guys or chicks do for a living?
Myself, I'm a student (last year of high school) :niceone:

-Indy
I was a farmer, but now im a Motorcycle Postie on a bad arse Honda CT110 :shutup: :o :crazy: , I finished school just last year and im waiting for the Army to reply to my application, other than that i spend all my money and extra time on bikes....:Punk:

[k14]

Uni Student at Canterbury, studying BSc in physics. Third year this year.

[Nouseforaname]

Im a fluffer myself

[Ms Piggy]

I'm full time at Massey Uni in my 2nd year of a 4 year social work degree and I work part time at a govt dept call centre.

[Indiana_Jones]

I was a farmer, but now im a Motorcycle Postie on a bad arse Honda CT110 :shutup: :o :crazy: , I finished school just last year and im waiting for the Army to reply to my application, other than that i spend all my money and extra time on bikes....:Punk:

lol those Honda's are cool, respect to joining the forces, what job you going in for?

Myself, I'm looking at the navy next year, as an officer of course :D

-Indy

[Lou Girardin]

Im a fluffer myself
Where did you find that? seek.co.nz didn't have a category for it. female clientel?
Lou

[Slim]

Im a fluffer myself
Someone pays you to sit around farting??? :cool:

I work for Alcatel, managing the Telecom phone network: switches, fibre, bearers, radio systems, both cell networks and paging. Great money, but it's 24x7 shift work though.

[georgedubyabush]

A Fluffer is the person who in a porno flick gives the male actors hand jobs to keep them hard between scenes.

[k14]

A Fluffer is the person who in a porno flick gives the male actors hand jobs to keep them hard between scenes.

Well you learn something new every day :shit:

[Cajun]

I'm a system admin at the Port Of tauranga, dealing mostly with aix servers and oracle 9i servers.

The wife is a technical writer, at a software comany at the mount and she has an 02 vtr1000f

[Angry Puppy]

By day I'm a mild-manered janitor, by night I'm the world's greatest super hero. YOU CANNOT HURT ME! MY WINGS ARE LIKE A SHEILD OF STEEL!!!!

[Jackrat]

Debt collector,we leave no bruises.OK!!!!

[Hitcher]

If I told you what I did, I'd have to kill you. Be afraid, be VERY afraid...

[SPman]

If I told you what I did, I'd have to kill myself!.

[pete376403]

Computer tech, ex diesel mechanic (GG&H - Cat tractors) with a bit of other stuff in between.

BTW, re fluffer. My understanding is that the stimulus to keep the male actors ready came from head, not hand jobs. Yahoo came up (bad pun) with this http://mindprod.com/ggloss/fluffer.html

[duckman]

AS/400 technical engineer. (that reads - Sit's on arse all day, cruising web for M/C stuff)

oh and part time motorcycle super hero!! :sneaky2:

[Big Dog]

If I describe my job it sounds like I spend 1/2 the day in the toilet.
I download software and take care of paperwork.

[Solarwind]

A Fluffer is the person who in a porno flick gives the male actors hand jobs to keep them hard between scenes.

Whoa! Where do I sign up? :laugh:

[Solarwind]

So what do you guys or chicks do for a living?
Myself, I'm a student (last year of high school) :niceone:

-Indy

I'm a computer technician at Millennium Technology in Taupo, I fix broken PCs all day. I also have a degree in Artificial Intelligence from Waikato Uni (graduated 2001) :sly:

[Big Dog]

Whoa! Where do I sign up? :laugh:
DUDE, I don't know whether you want to be his customer or want his job either way eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww mind you your skin will never look better. :thud: :lol:

[marty]

Whoa! Where do I sign up? :laugh:


what, to be a fluffer? is there something you want to tell us?

[Two Smoker]

lol those Honda's are cool, respect to joining the forces, what job you going in for?

Myself, I'm looking at the navy next year, as an officer of course :D

-Indy
Ive applied as an Officer but i think i will end up leaving the officer thing and going down to the grunt thing and becoming a Field Engineer, How about yourself? Wat area in the Navy???

[Two Smoker]

Whoa! Where do I sign up? :laugh:
Maybe someone is ready to come out of the closet.... Solarwind hurry up and set the story right, either you are or you arent? So which one are you?? (DOnt worry we wont treat you differently....)

[Big Dog]

Perhaps he meant the NAVY. Says Big Dog as he ducks for cover.:lol:

[pete376403]

AS/400 technical engineer. (that reads - Sit's on arse all day, cruising web for M/C stuff)

oh and part time motorcycle super hero!! :sneaky2:

AS400? I was an AS400 engineer when they first came out (B models) until I left IBM (F models, last of the rack mounts) System 34/36/38, too.

[Nouseforaname]

Hey Solarwind..... i deal in tranny porn, so it's half straight, half gay ( i guess? ).... But dont worry if ya straight, i am, ya just dont snuggle afterwards and you'll be right. The only downside to the job is the constant tennis elbow and trying not to give them a happy ending, thats got to be saved for on screen. :Punk:

The pays good... and depending on the company we may also charge a handling fee.....

If anyone wants a job, be quick, cos it's on a first come, first served basis.

[Big Dog]

Tranny porn?
Well I guess I'll be last served then!
If it's tranny porn you must work in the same area as me, stop in for a coffee, but I'll put in my own milk an stir it myself :lol:

[georgedubyabush]

Yeah. I still say handjob is preferable. You want to be good, but not too good at it. Head is a bit over the top. It is of course less gay when you're thinking of chicks when youre doing it.

[Indiana_Jones]

Ive applied as an Officer but i think i will end up leaving the officer thing and going down to the grunt thing and becoming a Field Engineer, How about yourself? Wat area in the Navy???

Myself, I'm looking at seaman Officer (which sick bastard thought it would be funny to call them that? :D)

Get me command of a ship one day :Punk:
And a nice pension

-Indy

[SPman]

If anyone wants a job, be quick, cos it's on a first come, first served basis.
Shouldn't that be the other way around ? :)

[erik]

I'm a full-time uni student, just started the first year of a two year mechanical engineering diploma (hopefully will transfer to a bachelor of engineering technology after I complete the diploma and do another year of study).

[riffer]

Well, originally I was a graphic designer and photolithographer, then I got bored with that and became a scanner operator, then I got really good at Photoshop and other programs and combined that with my artistic skills to spend a few years as a retoucher and special effects artist for advertising agencies, then I ran a design studio, and worked as a freelance designer/special effects artist.

Now, I'm the manager of a specialist digitisation facility in the National Library of New Zealand, where I spend lots of time digitising the most amazing old paintings, books, maps, and artwork for all sorts of people.

You might have even seen some of my work (digitised all the artwork in the credits of LOTR-Return of the King).

Currently working my way through digitising the complete collection of Conceptual Artwork for LOTR as well as lots of work for PJ's latest monkey movie.

This week I digitised an interesting Diary by an Officer called Cox who wrote about his experiences at Gallipoli.

The best part is the scanner is so high-end it takes a while to digitise each image. And I have the entire operation completely computerised and automated so it leaves me a bit of time to do stuff like live on KB!

[Holy Roller]

Ive applied as an Officer but i think i will end up leaving the officer thing and going down to the grunt thing and becoming a Field Engineer, How about yourself? Wat area in the Navy???
I was a radio tech worked on the old valve stuff and radar. Motat has one that I worked on. Navy is a great life for a single guy (or gal these days) My advise ... :whistle: stay off the turps or moderate what you do partake in. (ex severe piss head) But its a different world these days what with women on the ships etc. No more Tot rationing...
At least you still get to see a lot of the world more than the other services.

[Wonko]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jills fanny
Jack got a shock
And a mouthful of cock
When he discovered Jill was a tranny.
:mellow:

[Big Dog]

Myself, I'm looking at seaman Officer (which sick bastard thought it would be funny to call them that? :D)

Get me command of a ship one day :Punk:
And a nice pension

-Indy
Don't you start off seaman third class, or is that just americans?
That would really demotivate me. Some one yelling out orders like "impotent, go swab the decks". But what an opening line when you finally get to seaman first class!

[Indiana_Jones]

I'm gonna be shouting "A-vast you scurby dogs!, swab those decks or by thunder I'll run ya threw!"

ARGH! :bleh:

-Indy

[Yamahamaman]

Myself, I'm looking at the navy next year, as an officer of course :D

-Indy
Ya gonna be a 'Squid' Indy?

[Indiana_Jones]

Ya gonna be a 'Squid' Indy?

Not quite following you?

-Indy

[Yamahamaman]

Not quite following you?

-Indy
In the US, Navy personel are known as Squid's. Got to do with the association to the sea as I understand it.

In Motorcycling terms, a Squid is a helmetless-TShirt & Sneaker wearing-poser on a high powered motorcycle in the employ of the US Navy but now a phrase used frequently to describe all TShirt & Sneaker wearing-posers on a high powered motorcycles.

Murray
(Squid in Training) :)

[6Chris6]

I drive around in one of those big stinkin trucks suckin the turds out of pota-loos.
Hey, It's what i've always wanted to do and i get free toilet cubes :laugh:

[yessum]

Up until recently I drove a truck for the City Mission, now I'm living the easy life finishing up a degree and fiddling with my bike.
Two Smoker, how's the pay at that Postie job of yours? what hours?

[MadDuck]

Accountant! damn need the bike as stress relief :brick:

Ohh also scuba AI..just for kicks. Needed a reality check to remain insane

[Marmoot]

I collect bugs in my spare time. Never knew my helmet visor can be quite useful, given the appropriate speed and season.

For a hobby, I work at this hotel in Auckland Downtown.

But my serious business is having fun and enjoying my life.

And NO I'm not a gigolo.
(Giga who??)

[Indiana_Jones]

But my serious business is having fun and enjoying my life.


So true, that's why I'm gonna be dumb enough to buy a brand new GSX-R1000 in cold hard cash when I'm older :D

-Indy

[Al]

Shift supervisor at a nail/fence/mesh making company in East Tamaki.... Working shifts gives me time to ride every day too... YIPPEEEEEE! :spudbooge

[FzerozeroT]

IT Degree and work part time at Road and Sport.

[james]

im a piano tuner and repairer,been in the job nearly 20 years,been in my own business for eight,any guys or girls with pianos on this site will get a discount,no problem,did a job at old folks home and the receptionist was laughing saying she could see the headlines in the paper,piano tuner bashed to death in old folks home,i told her i had a better one,piano tuner strangled by g string in old folks home,lets just say i got payed right there and then.

[Two Smoker]

Up until recently I drove a truck for the City Mission, now I'm living the easy life finishing up a degree and fiddling with my bike.
Two Smoker, how's the pay at that Postie job of yours? what hours?
I get $11.425 (very round number hehehe) an hour, after 6 hours 20 i get time and a half, after 7 hours 30 i get meal allowance on top of that, you get paid for a certain amount of hours (ie if you do all the mail deliveries in the week in say 28 hours, you still get paid for about 37 hours :) ) this las week has been quite heavy and ive been doing about 9 hour days..... mmmmm $$$$

The hours are usually 0730-1350 during the week and 0630-1230 on saturday (6 day week) but meh who cares..... gives me all arvo to go riding...

[Two Smoker]

Shift supervisor at a nail/fence/mesh making company in East Tamaki.... Working shifts gives me time to ride every day too... YIPPEEEEEE! :spudbooge
Is that at Eagle Wire, 319 East Tamiki Road?????? If so i send the mail for that company to a Box hehehe (small world)

[Urban Terrorist]

I'm a postie for Petes Post in Tauranga.

[Two Smoker]

I'm a postie for Petes Post in Tauranga.
GO THE POSTIES LMAO:apint: ......... :)

[Urban Terrorist]

Hell yeah, It sure puts a new slant on Ride to Live.

[Solarwind]

DUDE, I don't know whether you want to be his customer or want his job either way eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww mind you your skin will never look better. :thud: :lol:

Doesn't matter ;)

[Slim]

I'm a postie for Petes Post in Tauranga.
With the mohawk and full leathers on a scooter?

I'm the wearer of the bunny ears, sometimes seen on the CBR6 in my Atavar, but sometimes seen on a Ducati 916, mostly in the Mount area. The owner of the 916, wearer of black leathers & a brand spanking new red mohawk is also familiar with you, if you're he. :)

[Solarwind]

Maybe someone is ready to come out of the closet.... Solarwind hurry up and set the story right, either you are or you arent? So which one are you?? (DOnt worry we wont treat you differently....)

I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is! :buggerd:

[Urban Terrorist]

With the mohawk and full leathers on a scooter?

Yip, thas me. Flag me down some time and say hi. :)

[Cajun]

Yip, thas me. Flag me down some time and say hi. :)


hahaha i see you around all the time

i'm usual flying around on my gsxr1100 soon to be a nice yellow 04 gsxr600 or the misses vtr1000f,

[bungbung]

I'm a pitiful IT/Technical dogsbody for an evil foreign empire

[Solarwind]

I'm a pitiful IT/Technical dogsbody for an evil foreign empire

Help! I'm running Microsoft Word Millennium 2000 and I can't get my email in Netscape Outlook SE! :kick:

[bungbung]

Certainly sir, if you'd just turn your machine off and wait for 30 minutes then turn it on again. There, that should fix it. Have a nice day. :Pokey:

[Solarwind]

Certainly sir, if you'd just turn your machine off and wait for 30 minutes then turn it on again. There, that should fix it. Have a nice day. :Pokey:

How do I do that? Is that a button in my Yahoo? :eyepoke:

[Al]

Hey Two Smoker, nah to Eagle Wire..... I am with Hurricane Wire Products! :2thumbsup

[Urban Terrorist]

i'm usual flying around on my gsxr1100 soon to be a nice yellow 04 gsxr600 or the misses vtr1000f,

Does ya misses have a sister with a bike ?

[Cajun]

yeah she got a vn1500 meanstreak gold dc:< father in law with k12rs and mother in law with a bandit 600, and brother in law to be who has a zx9r

[Hitcher]

Mmmmm... Phonetic spelling...

[Shawn]

i go to auckland uni...last year comp science. beside that i fix ppl's comp and work at Video Ezy for 12 h/week. that's it.
Shawn

[Batcerb]

Commercial Diver by trade.
Been stuck in Lyttleton since Friday because of that fishing vessel that ran aground. ARGGHh!!! Just the weather causing problems right now, hopefully home by Friday.

Currently working on getting a Welding apprenticeship

[MrMelon]

I'm a network engineer for Housing NZ at the moment. Part time 2 stroke mechanic at the moment too! heh :/

[White trash]

I do sweet FA. Ever.

I have been known to do wheelies from time to time too. :scooter:

[claire]

Hi try to do sweet FA too - doesn't work often and I suck at wheelies!!!

The rest of the time do admin for our panel shop and whatever else needs doing around the place I'm capable of!!!

Weekends are for bikes or cars depending on whats on usually an easy decision in the summer - BIKES and in the winter - CARS....

Claire

[SPman]

Weekends are for bikes or cars depending on whats on usually an easy decision in the summer - BIKES and in the winter - CARS....
Claire No No...in the summer - BIKES...and in the winter....MORE BIKES!......wooss!

I too do SFA, sitting in front of this screen thinking..."must go and finish that house/room/renovation....sod it, the suns shining, I'm on my bike...!"

[claire]

No No...in the summer - BIKES...and in the winter....MORE BIKES!......wooss!

I too do SFA, sitting in front of this screen thinking...must go and finish that house/room/renovation....sod it, the suns shining, I'm on my bike...!
But I've got a really cool car that I really need to drive sometime. It spends to much time in the garage now!!! And I am a wuss hate the cold!!

[Big Dog]

No No...in the summer - BIKES...and in the winter....MORE BIKES!......wooss!

I too do SFA, sitting in front of this screen thinking...must go and finish that house/room/renovation....sod it, the suns shining, I'm on my bike...!
no doubt this will mark me as weird but I LIKE riding in the rain there is this whole zen thing going on. :niceone:

[Cajun]

nah Big Dog it doesn't i love riding in the rain myself

[Cajun]

Does ya misses have a sister with a bike ?


Were you sitting out side the crown and badger today at about mid dayish??

Cause i road past on my 1100 going to town to post a letter and get some lunch??

[Urban Terrorist]

Were you sitting out side the crown and badger today at about mid dayish??



Yeah, I stopped for a caffiene fix on my way home.

[Cajun]

ahhhh i was gonna stop in as i went past again but you were gone, about 5 mins after i went past the first time.

Anyway i'm off to hammy hole on saturday hopeful to look at my new bike, as long as this other deal falls thru, then i be riding a nice bright yellow gsxr600, with a nice yellow leather suit, and then a yellow helmet and also yellow gloves dc:<

be able to spot me from mile away in all that

[750Y]

ahhhh i was gonna stop in as i went past again but you were gone, about 5 mins after i went past the first time.

Anyway i'm off to hammy hole on saturday hopeful to look at my new bike, as long as this other deal falls thru, then i be riding a nice bright yellow gsxr600, with a nice yellow leather suit, and then a yellow helmet and also yellow gloves dc:<

be able to spot me from mile away in all that

yellow socks & underpants too?

[Cajun]

i do have yellow underwear today as well and its normal black socks so it be colour matching, yellow/black dc:<

we have to catch up and go for a ride one day 750y

[750Y]

i do have yellow underwear today as well and its normal black socks so it be colour matching, yellow/black dc:<

we have to catch up and go for a ride one day 750y

might be nice to have some company for a change. I'll sing out if i'm headed your way, usually don't stray too far from home tho. hope the 6hundy pans out for ya, sounds like you're sold on it already.
ooops nearly forgot...
geek by day...

[Cajun]

might be nice to have some company for a change. I'll sing out if i'm headed your way, usually don't stray too far from home tho. hope the 6hundy pans out for ya, sounds like you're sold on it already.
ooops nearly forgot...
geek by day...

yeah even if ya heading down cormadle way, the 600 be nice there compared to the 1100.

I been sold on the 600 for ages, i mean i can get a kawa cheap brother in law to be works at the locak kawa shop, they got an 04 zx6rr with factory race kit sitting there i can get at a damn good price, but it does not match my suit dc:<

[750Y]

lol, I assume You're joking about the suit.


yeah even if ya heading down cormadle way, the 600 be nice there compared to the 1100.

doing a 'loop' dawn patrol saturday. comin thru kopu round half-6-ish. early bird catches the worm. 8-)

[Cajun]

nah to early for me got a hard night saturday night planned and then got the tauranga easter egg run sunday, were i meant to be acting something like a marshall, so means i get to race down wrong side of road at over twice the speed limit, pasing cops and they don't care dc:< and pulling wheel stands, and not they don't do anything.

[SPman]

... then i be riding a nice bright yellow gsxr600, with a nice yellow leather suit, and then a yellow helmet and also yellow gloves So that would be the Yellow outfit, would it? :)
Yellow and black...is that Taranaki colours..??

[Timber020]

I have a job that make motorbikes seem safe at times, Im an arborist. Have my own little business which owns my GSXR750 as a taxable work vehicle.

not looking forward to climbing in tomorrows weather

[DEATH_INC.]

I got a nice cruisy job fixin all the mag wheels you boy-racer types bust up :niceone:
Been off on acc :doctor: since nov though,after one of the f*****g things fell and wrecked my knee :cry:

[LB]

Cajun: they'd be Wellington colours! (and me not even a rugby person too...)

In my day job I'm an Executive Assistant (poncy title eh). That means I put on a posh voice on the phone, get to run the Boss's life and boss people around. It's a pretty full-on job at the level I work, and I sometimes get a bit stressed out. I swear a lot some days. Not many people at work realise I'm a serious motorcyclist, because we go to work in the car. The photos on the wall and the model Ducatis on my shelf give it away if people choose to look, plus the ever-changing bike-related wallpaper on my PC.

We have a whole heap of motorcyclists in our building (my work plus other companies in the building) so there's often someone to talk bikes to in the lifts.

At the weekends I'm the real Lynda who loves riding bikes and being round race tracks and men in cordura/leather.

[Cajun]

Lynda Blair & SPman, i don't know what rubgy teams it looks like, if it don't have a motor i don't bother watching it or taking any real interest in it.

750Y i arn't joking about the suit, i brought in aussie at xmas when i was over there for honeymoon. And i like the idea of bike and leathers matching, and its the first suit i have found that suits me off the rack so i brought it, so yellow bike it has to be, so thats a ducati 748(i perfer these over the 996/996 models) or something else and gsxr600 fits the bill to a tee

[750Y]

750Y i arn't joking about the suit, i brought in aussie at xmas when i was over there for honeymoon. And i like the idea of bike and leathers matching, and its the first suit i have found that suits me off the rack so i brought it, so yellow bike it has to be, so thats a ducati 748(i perfer these over the 996/996 models) or something else and gsxr600 fits the bill to a tee

LOL, it's all good.

[Cajun]

that it is that it is, off to hammy hole tomorrow morning to road and sport they have a yellow gsxr600 sitting there, hopeful finger crossed it might be mine,

Off to at least sit on it and make sure my long legs arn't to long

[White trash]

Good luck, Cajun :2thumbsup

You're gonna wet yourself when you see that thing in the flesh :love:

[Slim]

Slim hatches an evil plot to arise early and be out test riding the aforementioned GSX600 just to check if Cajun's heart is up to a shock!!! :sneaky2: :kick:

[Cajun]

Cajun remembers to take the shotgun to hamilton and go hunting cbr600's

Nah you can't test ride it, not allowed you be be able to look but no ride, you also might need the secret password to get access to the weapon of mass destruction

I be there by about 10am tomorrow me hopes

(c:<

Yeah i know White trash, i can't wait and by the sounds of the dealer here the other deal has fallen thru, he has not told me yet, but way he is talking it does sound like it.

If so i have a new bike for easter weekend

[White trash]

Cool man! Come down to Wgtn and hang with us for the weekend. It's gonna be shit hot!

You can join our GSXR gang and go SP1 and CBR600F4i hunting. ha ha

Shit, I hope they don't read this post........ :no:

[Cajun]

nah might go to dorkland for easter weekend, but i be down in wellingwood soon, work sending me down there for a week long course