any TELECOM account monkeys around?

[SARGE]

need some advice if i could pick your brains re: phone / Xtra ring me at work as i dont want to add to the pile of drivel on the boards ( or pm me you DDI)

[Sniper]

Speedygirl could help

[Postie]

Sarge, you know that Telecom actually have a whole customer services call centre dedicated and trained, solely for such enquiries.

[Karma]

And people working there right now ;)

[The_Dover]

I know they have a whole call centre but customer service? dedicated? and trained? That's not the Telecom we all know and despise surely???

[Karma]

Trained like monkeys!

Give me a banana and I'll fix your broadband problems...

[SARGE]

Sarge, you know that Telecom actually have a whole customer services call centre dedicated and trained, solely for such enquiries.


i tried the robots over there.. got some Canadian girl and she was towing the party line .. " no sir.. we will continue to rape you even onto death..theres the early d-con charge.. the wasting my time surcharge and the making me take time off my coffee break charge..."

[The_Dover]

Just take it, then call back and piss and moan. Claim you were promised X,Y and Z and whine until they give you a credit.

Trust me.

[bugjuice]

you at work? Call them, and put them on hold for half an hour..

[SARGE]

Just take it, then call back and piss and moan. Claim you were promised X,Y and Z and whine until they give you a credit.

Trust me.


im not good at whinging...know any poms?

[The_Dover]

nah mate, I'm a kiwi thru and thru.

I drink Tui, wear jandals and wifebeaters, call everyone bro and hate australians.

[enigma51]

im not good at whinging...know any poms?
where is boomer when you need him :whistle:

[The_Dover]

Probably molesting himself or some other helpless individual. Or having a latte at the expense of Vodafone and their customers..........

[Brian d marge]

i tried the robots over there.. got some Canadian girl and she was towing the party line .. " no sir.. we will continue to rape you even onto death..theres the early d-con charge.. the wasting my time surcharge and the making me take time off my coffee break charge..."

I feel your pain !! having it probs over here !... How can it be My computer ,,,when there hasnt been a problem since August last year ,,,and my computer hasnt changed ,, yet when I ring the monkeys up ,,,oh sir its your firewall thats causing the problems ...:thud:

Luckily I kept a detailed Log of speeds and disconnection times ... but SOMEHOW ..there will be an excuse that I havent thought of ...the the monkey will say ...there you go sir it WAS your computer !!

If you need a Voodo dolly made up and pins inserted please let me know I am sure it will look the same as the NTT

Good luck on your Quest ..

Stephen

[SpeedyGirl]

Speedygirl could help


depends on the question....PM me your problems (work related only:lol: ) and i might be able to ask a few of the propellor heads around here

[Karma]

It's a new and moves issue... too many noobs over there...

[boomer]

where is boomer when you need him :whistle:

i might be a whinning pom but your the master of exscuses :whistle:


And Sarge.. youve got more chance of seeing Dovers Gixxer still in 1 piece in 6months time than you have of getting any Joy from Teleskum!

[Karma]

Well I'm not a big fan, but apparently the problem is now satisfactorily resolved.