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mikey
3rd February 2006, 12:57
AS some of you know
I bought a suzuki. gay ole yellow gsxr600 k1 in september.
now i sold it.

it was a real driainging experience every time i went out on the bike,
riding an ugly ole suzkui. i just coulodn do it any more

so i sold it an got a cbr400RR
mighty mighty HONDA
go honda
honda for life
suzuki's are gay
thru an thru

especially GSXR750 V models.
fuked if id own one of them.
more gay than white trash himself.

judgeshock
3rd February 2006, 12:58
Wow the rage :eek:

Cajun
3rd February 2006, 12:58
I take a suzuki any day over an no soul honda.

we have 4 suzukis in family
gsxr600k4
gsxr1000k4
gsxr1300k4
gsf600

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 12:59
hmmm,...that's an outstanding post....,Mikey....:weird:

And what do you think of Kawasakis ?
A lesbian's machine of choice?

mikey
3rd February 2006, 13:01
I take a suzuki any day over an no soul honda.

we have 4 suzukis in family
gsxr600k4
gsxr1000k4
gsxr1300k4
gsf600

hahaha keepin it i nthe family. suzukis are like that. gay and incestous.

man. the sukuiest of suzuki bikes would have to be the 97 GSXR750V woudln it. very suzuki.

Swoop
3rd February 2006, 13:01
What's that sound in the distance???
Is that Winja racing for his keyboard???

Str8 Jacket
3rd February 2006, 13:04
And what do you think of Kawasakis ?
A lesbian's machine of choice?

hmm, if I were a lesbian I may have been offended by that comment..... ;)

MrMelon
3rd February 2006, 13:07
hmmm,...that's an outstanding post....,Mikey....:weird:

And what do you think of Kawasakis ?
A lesbian's machine of choice?

Kawasakis? More like Kumansuckmes!

Str8 Jacket
3rd February 2006, 13:08
Kawasakis? More like Kumansuckmes!

haha. Is that a hint? :shutup:

outlawtorn
3rd February 2006, 13:08
AS some of you know
I bought a suzuki. gay ole yellow gsxr600 k1 in september.
now i sold it.

it was a real driainging experience every time i went out on the bike,
riding an ugly ole suzkui. i just coulodn do it any more

so i sold it an got a cbr400RR
mighty mighty HONDA
go honda
honda for life
suzuki's are gay
thru an thru

especially GSXR750 V models.
fuked if id own one of them.
more gay than white trash himself.
an outstanding quote, tell me, you are THE authority on bikes aren't you? :tugger:

Fishy
3rd February 2006, 13:10
Where is he, WINJA can't be too far away.......

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 13:12
hmm, if I were a lesbian I may have been offended by that comment..... ;)

Only a big strong shemale would ride a ZX-10 like mine anyway......:apumpin:

Str8 Jacket
3rd February 2006, 13:15
shemale

A shemale riding a super pig! LMAO!

dawnrazor
3rd February 2006, 13:16
I'm confused, are you trying to apply a sexual orientation to an inanimate object, or are you suggesting that an inanimate object makes you gay.

Because the former says nothing about your understanding of sexuality and the latter would suggest a degree of confusion with your own sexual orientation.

I'm thinking the bike wasn't the problem :gob:

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 13:19
I'm confused, are you trying to apply a sexual orientation to an inanimate object, or are you suggesting that an inanimate object makes you gay.

Because the former says nothing about your understanding of sexuality and the latter would suggest a degree of confusion with your own sexual orientation.

I'm thinking the bike wasn't the problem :gob:


Maybe I am confused.....maybe I was born with breasts and a wanger so when people go and tell me to f*ck myself, I'm most the way there.....

onearmedbandit
3rd February 2006, 13:20
I don't think WINJA would even bother replying to that, where's the fun?

Str8 Jacket
3rd February 2006, 13:21
Dawnrazor if your referring to me, check out what it says next to Nudemetalz bike on his profile. Sorry was trying to be funny, how weak. *is crying under desk now*

dawnrazor
3rd February 2006, 13:23
Maybe I am confused.....maybe I was born with breasts and a wanger so when people go and tell me to f*ck myself, I'm most the way there.....
A ha, kwaks the choice of the she-male!

dawnrazor
3rd February 2006, 13:25
Dawnrazor if your referring to me, check out what it says next to Nudemetalz bike on his profile. Sorry was trying to be funny, how weak. *is crying under desk now*

No sorry my original post was in reply to mikeys original posting, I took to long writting it and the world moved on

Str8 Jacket
3rd February 2006, 13:26
No sorry my original post was in reply to mikeys original posting, I took to long writting it and the world moved on

Cool I shall come out form under my desk, people were starting to look at me funny anyway!

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 13:27
No sorry my original post was in reply to mikeys original posting, I took to long writting it and the world moved on

Oh I thought you were reffering to me as well.......:shutup:

Matt Bleck
3rd February 2006, 13:28
AS some of you know
I bought a suzuki. gay ole yellow gsxr600 k1 in september.
now i sold it.

it was a real driainging experience every time i went out on the bike,
riding an ugly ole suzkui. i just coulodn do it any more

so i sold it an got a cbr400RR
mighty mighty HONDA
go honda
honda for life
suzuki's are gay
thru an thru

especially GSXR750 V models.
fuked if id own one of them.
more gay than white trash himself.

blah blah blah......

dawnrazor
3rd February 2006, 13:28
damn it the one time I don't include the context and I get out of shape

SixPackBack
3rd February 2006, 13:29
Mikey I have taken the time to organise medical help for you, obviously your hand is superglued to your dick AGAIN:rofl:

dawnrazor
3rd February 2006, 13:30
AS some of you know
I bought a suzuki. gay ole yellow gsxr600 k1 in september.
now i sold it.

.......
especially GSXR750 V models.
fuked if id own one of them.
more gay than white trash himself.
Just to remove any confusion

I'm confused, are you trying to apply a sexual orientation to an inanimate object, or are you suggesting that an inanimate object makes you gay.

Because the former says nothing about your understanding of sexuality and the latter would suggest a degree of confusion with your own sexual orientation.

I'm thinking the bike wasn't the problem :gob:

T.W.R
3rd February 2006, 13:30
Maybe I am confused.....maybe I was born with breasts and a wanger so when people go and tell me to f*ck myself, I'm most the way there.....

you've got issues there NDMZ a hermaphrodite thats practicing beastiality & self discipline mmmm scary:shit: :rofl:

Str8 Jacket
3rd February 2006, 13:30
Oh I thought you were reffering to me as well.......:shutup:

Jesus, bloody Kawasaki riders..... think the whole world revolves around them, sheesh! :blink:

mikey
3rd February 2006, 13:31
fuk off man. nothing turns me off more than suzukis

judgeshock
3rd February 2006, 13:32
look in the mirror :gob:

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 13:32
you've got issues there NDMZ a hermaphrodite thats practicing beastiality & self discipline mmmm scary:shit: :rofl:

Well it is a new age world out there and you have to try everything once to have an opinion on it......:buggerd:

dawnrazor
3rd February 2006, 13:33
fuk off man. nothing turns me off more than suzukis

What, off men?

The_Dover
3rd February 2006, 13:34
C'mon mikey, it scared you didn't it? Now you've gone back to the soft option. Never mind bro, just cos you rode a suzuki for a bit we never stopped thinking you were a numbnuts.

T.W.R
3rd February 2006, 13:41
Well it is a new age world out there and you have to try everything once to have an opinion on it......:buggerd:

just taken a copy of the page & emailed it to B she'll be impressed :killingme :killingme :dodge: :Oops: got you worried:bash:

mikey
3rd February 2006, 13:41
C'mon mikey, it scared you didn't it? Now you've gone back to the soft option. Never mind bro, just cos you rode a suzuki for a bit we never stopped thinking you were a numbnuts.
to be honest it scared the fuk out of me. so did wheelies.
so does surfing. scared of sharks. doesnt stop me though. charge harder than mat stockman.
when you stop your getting old. eh dover... wheelies

i ownly owned the cbr for 22 hours
back on a gay ole gixer now.
though this ones custom painted blue an has no signs saying suzuki so its not quite as bad as bambi.

Deano
3rd February 2006, 13:42
I take a suzuki any day over an no soul honda.

we have 4 suzukis in family
gsxr600k4
gsxr1000k4
gsxr1300k4
gsf600

Nice little 'flock' you have there Cajun. :banana: Are they all yellow ?

Deano
3rd February 2006, 13:43
Kawasakis? More like Kumansuckmes!

Can't be too sucky if it's done 100,000kms !!

Cibby
3rd February 2006, 13:43
welcome to the family mikey :)

Cibby (honda lover)

Str8 Jacket
3rd February 2006, 13:43
i ownly owned the cbr for 22 hours
back on a gay ole gixer now.
though this ones custom painted blue an has no signs saying suzuki so its not quite as bad as bambi.

Farkin hell its hard keeping up with you Mikey! You gonna keep this one a bit longer?

T.W.R
3rd February 2006, 13:45
actually got a shot of you at the Cali the other night after you dropped the NZ off:nya: :wari:

robnz
3rd February 2006, 13:46
so what mikey is really saying is that the colour yellow is gay?

Finn
3rd February 2006, 13:49
I take a suzuki any day over an no soul honda.

we have 4 suzukis in family
gsxr600k4
gsxr1000k4
gsxr1300k4
gsf600

I think that's classified as a rubbish dump. But I'm sure you could make at least one half decent bike out of the 4.

SixPackBack
3rd February 2006, 13:49
so what mikey is really saying is that the colour yellow is gay?

Thats 'Custard'...and no its feckin not, 'Custard' opitomises speed and daring, all that ride them are hung like donkey's

Oakie
3rd February 2006, 13:50
so what mikey is really saying is that the colour yellow is gay?

Hands up all those people who really cares what he says ... (and I ride a Honda)

The_Dover
3rd February 2006, 13:51
I think the fact that he has just admitted to buying another suzuki is an open admission of his homosexuality?

Finn
3rd February 2006, 13:51
actually got a shot of you at the Cali the other night after you dropped the NZ off:nya: :wari:

You would too if you had a girlfriend like his.

Str8 Jacket
3rd February 2006, 13:51
Hey, Mikeys actually a good guy. :Oi:

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 13:52
actually got a shot of you at the Cali the other night after you dropped the NZ off:nya: :wari:

Sheesh !!!

And it was good too !!! Bridgy will never find out !!

The_Dover
3rd February 2006, 13:53
Hey, Mikeys actually a gay guy. :Oi:

Yeah, we figured that.:kick:

DMNTD
3rd February 2006, 13:53
Thats 'Custard'...and no its feckin not, 'Custard' opitomises speed and daring, all that ride them are hung like donkey's
Bugger! I bought the wrong colour!!:slap:

Deano
3rd February 2006, 13:56
Yeah, we fingered each other.:kick:

Mwahahahahaha

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 13:56
Hey Mikeys actually a gay guy

Yeah, we figured that.:kick:

ROFLMAO :clap: :rofl:

dawnrazor
3rd February 2006, 13:56
so what mikey is really saying is that the colour yellow is gay?

Now there is NOTHING wrong with having a yellow bike, won't have a thing said about yellow its sunshinetastic and makes me feel fabulous.

Calo
3rd February 2006, 13:57
Hmmm, friends don't let friends post drunk. :weird:

Also, has anybody figured out what 'driainging' means?

Mooch
3rd February 2006, 13:58
:corn: Someone is going to get a :bash:

mikey
3rd February 2006, 13:58
You would too if you had a girlfriend like his.

your right, i even dont go out riding half the time to stay home with my girl.


Yeah, we figured that.:kick:

fuk up cunt. go crash another bike but do it proper.

Merwood
3rd February 2006, 13:58
lol, he sold a suzuki saying it was crap then bought another one :drinknsin ?

judgeshock
3rd February 2006, 14:01
[QUOTE=mikey]your right, i even dont go out riding half the time to stay home with my girl.

What the heck does this sentence mean? :spudwhat:

Merwood
3rd February 2006, 14:02
swap dont with even :psst:

Str8 Jacket
3rd February 2006, 14:02
[QUOTE=mikey]your right, i even dont go out riding half the time to stay home with my girl.

What the heck does this sentence mean? :spudwhat:

I thought it was quite clear?!

dawnrazor
3rd February 2006, 14:06
[QUOTE=judgeshock]

I thought it was quite clear?!

I think the problem is the neanderthal use of english, the sentimant is clear in the same way, you can tell what you had for breakfast from the contents of your vomit.

kiwifruit
3rd February 2006, 14:10
well i like suzukis!
i like hondas too!
im i strange?
thought so.....

Badcat
3rd February 2006, 14:13
Where is he, WINJA can't be too far away.......


he's waiting.

**R1**
3rd February 2006, 14:17
I always thought Mikey was retarded......I guess I was wrong......I too once owned a suzuk *shudder* THANK GOD THOSE DAYS ARE OVER...

Finn
3rd February 2006, 14:17
Where is he, WINJA can't be too far away.......

He'll be back soon. He just had to release his Grandmother back to the wild.

beyond
3rd February 2006, 14:18
He's quite right ya know.

Don't get a Suzuki!!!!!

Not if you like comfort, speed, handling, reliability and loads of fun. :)
:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

**R1**
3rd February 2006, 14:21
He's quite right ya know.

Don't get a Suzuki!!!!!

Not if you like comfort, speed, handling, reliability and loads of gay fun. :)
:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:LOL GSXR and "comfort" in the same thread:crazy:

and what kind of fun?

beyond
3rd February 2006, 14:31
:) :)

I was meaning my 14 of course. :blank:

CPB
3rd February 2006, 14:35
AS some of you know
I bought a suzuki. gay ole yellow gsxr600 k1 in september.
now i sold it.

it was a real driainging experience every time i went out on the bike,
riding an ugly ole suzkui. i just coulodn do it any more

so i sold it an got a cbr400RR :laugh: :lol:
mighty mighty HONDA :laugh:
go honda :laugh:
honda for life :laugh:
suzuki's are gay :buggerd:
thru an thru

especially GSXR750 V models.
fuked if id own one of them. :lol:
more gay than white trash himself.

interesting... :rofl:
almost the end of school holidays...just checked, you must have been held back a few years...

Cajun
3rd February 2006, 14:37
hahaha keepin it i nthe family. suzukis are like that. gay and incestous.

man. the sukuiest of suzuki bikes would have to be the 97 GSXR750V woudln it. very suzuki.

Well since one suzuki is owned by my wife and the another by the motor in law.

Cajun
3rd February 2006, 14:40
Nice little 'flock' you have there Cajun. :banana: Are they all yellow ?

Nope deano



The 600 mine of course
the 1000 wifes
the 1300 father in laws
then we also have a 99 bandit black 600 which is mother in laws

won't talk about the yellow ducati moster that sister in law owns, and the green zx10r her husband has

Cajun
3rd February 2006, 14:41
I think that's classified as a rubbish dump. But I'm sure you could make at least one half decent bike out of the 4.

Only thing that is rubbish which is now gone is the vtr1000f that use to park next to the sexy yellow beast,
That piece of rubbish decided it would hit the ground at turn 1 at taupo doing about 90km/h

Cajun
3rd February 2006, 14:42
Thats 'Custard'...and no its feckin not, 'Custard' opitomises speed and daring, all that ride them are hung like donkey's

So is my wife hung like a donkey then???

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 14:43
Nope deano

http://farq.orcon.net.nz/3%20suzuki%20Side.jpg

The 600 mine of course
the 1000 wifes
the 1300 father in laws
then we also have a 99 bandit black 600 which is mother in laws

won't talk about the yellow ducati moster that sister in law owns, and the green zx10r her husband has

That's a great pic, Cajun

Cajun
3rd February 2006, 14:45
That's a great pic, Cajun

yeah not to bad
there is this one also


Taken at rotovegas while we were doing the running in of the 1k at new years

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 14:47
Great stuff. I like 'Busas. Most likely be my next bike.

Str8 Jacket
3rd February 2006, 14:49
Great stuff. I like 'Busas. Most likely be my next bike.

Hey! What happened to the might Kawa defender?

Btw did you enjoy the game. We won!! 28-7 was it?

SixPackBack
3rd February 2006, 14:50
So is my wife hung like a donkey then???

She's in me bedroom, hang on I'll have a peek......................aarrggh no, but she does have some fine sexual attributes :shit:

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 14:52
Hey! What happened to the might Kawa defender?

Btw did you enjoy the game. We won!! 28-7 was it?

Well, I don't really like the look of the ZX-12 or the 14...Kwaka needs to get their shit together with stying of their big sports tourers.

And yup, we kicked Kenyas butt for sure !!!!:ar15:
(Watched it courtesy of WCC)

Str8 Jacket
3rd February 2006, 14:54
And yup, we kicked Kenyas butt for sure !!!!:ar15:

Didnt get to see it was supposed to be in a meeting but hardly anyone turned up cause they were all at the pub watching the game! Damn being responsible!

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 15:01
Didnt get to see it was supposed to be in a meeting but hardly anyone turned up cause they were all at the pub watching the game! Damn being responsible!

It was a bit of a white-wash, as you'd expect.

onearmedbandit
3rd February 2006, 15:20
LOL GSXR and "comfort" in the same thread:crazy:

and what kind of fun?


Now here is a man who knows not what he is talking about. You should've ridden mine mate when you had the chance. BTW, seeing as I've come over to your place so much when are you coming over to my pad? Or is it because I ride a suzuki?

James Deuce
3rd February 2006, 15:33
A lesbian's machine of choice?

I'm a lesbian a eunuch's body.

Sensei
3rd February 2006, 15:38
Shit I cann't even find my bikes girly bits , I thought you where Fucking off Mikey ?? or is this the only place that you can find people who will talk & reply to you :finger:

mikey
3rd February 2006, 15:52
SENSEI's you got to be one of the biggerst gsxr geeks out there. want to set my bike up for me? cheers.
i fucked off. had no computer. got one now though.

Hitcher
3rd February 2006, 15:55
Was that Strike One just then? Maybe I didn't hear it over the noise of Strike Two...

Maha
3rd February 2006, 15:56
Queer bike for the straight guy ?........mmmmmm could have the making of a tv programme to be played week nights 8.30, gsxr600 k1 sounds like carson, well no it doesnt, but it could if it wanted too..........:laugh:

Hitcher
3rd February 2006, 15:58
I'm a lesbian a eunuch's body.
I think you can get an ointment for that.

jazbug5
3rd February 2006, 16:22
I'm a lesbian a eunuch's body.

Oh... that explains the squeaky voice and the irritability, then.

merv
3rd February 2006, 16:24
So Jim2 where did all those kids come from that your Mrs has hanging around her?

James Deuce
3rd February 2006, 16:32
The kids are the reason I'm a eunuch.

Coyote
3rd February 2006, 16:43
Brand loyalty is ridiculous. I've lost all respect for some of you lot

I've owned a Honda, Kawasaki and a Suzuki, all of them have been good and none of them gave me gay tendancies

bladez
3rd February 2006, 16:57
sh-it this is funny and a bloody good read but i do say i would own any bike as long as it goes but want another HONDA:dodge:

The_Dover
3rd February 2006, 16:58
Not even the Honda? Are you sure? I once had a Honda and during that time I bought a pink shirt, had a manicure and met Maurice. Go figure?

Ixion
3rd February 2006, 17:18
Meh. Honda, Suzuki, Kockasucky, Yamahappy, Ducocky, they're are wuzzers. Only real man's bike is a Velocette!.

(And Kockosuckies have special instructions to kill me progranmmed into them )

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 17:22
Not even the Honda? Are you sure? I once had a Honda and during that time I bought a pink shirt, had a manicure and met Maurice. Go figure?

What sort of Honda would make you jump the "fence" ?

The_Dover
3rd February 2006, 17:26
I'm too embarassed to say. It was bad enough admitting to having owned one.

bladez
3rd February 2006, 17:29
I'm too embarassed to say. It was bad enough admitting to having owned one.
so whats wrong with Hondas as it goes they fly as have wings with there name:shit:

nudemetalz
3rd February 2006, 17:33
I'm too embarassed to say. It was bad enough admitting to having owned one.

Let me guess,...it C-50 steppie with a megaphone exhaust....

The_Dover
3rd February 2006, 17:35
so whats wrong with Hondas as it goes they fly as have wings with there name:shit:

Always Ultra have wings but they ain't cool.

enigma51
3rd February 2006, 17:39
so whats wrong with Hondas as it goes they fly as have wings with there name:shit:

Ask boomer he can tell you

bladez
3rd February 2006, 17:40
Always Ultra have wings but they ain't cool.
lol that they do hmmmm maybe i should buy a suzuki or maybe a ultra quick honda or just stick to my peice of crap :doh:

Dafe
3rd February 2006, 18:02
How do you know when something is shit hot?

Because it's the one that gets the results and gets all the abuse from all the opposition?

If it was no good, It wouldn't be mentioned.

APPLE
3rd February 2006, 18:36
who gives a Toss mike?All jappa bikes are great mate.......i dont knock any make'' or ''model that japan put out there all great bikes?

crazefox
3rd February 2006, 19:22
Intreresting:whocares:

Badcat
3rd February 2006, 19:25
How do you know when something is shit hot?

Because it's the one that gets the results and gets all the abuse from all the opposition?

If it was no good, It wouldn't be mentioned.

hmmm - explain harleys then.

Dafe
3rd February 2006, 19:35
hmmm - explain harleys then.

I can see it now. 2007 MotoGP Champion Bike - The Harley Screamin Eagle!:rofl:

cowpoos
3rd February 2006, 19:42
right o.... talked to the lil twirp... he's been drinking milkshakes instead of beer and wearing walk shorts and nomads... and [ewwww] skivies...

I've talked him around... and he went straight out and brought a 97 gsx-r 750.... it was a mindless slip of judgement....and he promised not to let it happen again.... after all he is young right? we all experimented when we were young... hell some of us even like what we dabbled in at that age.... and the FREAKS still ride hondas and yamaha ha ha ha's

dv1nt
3rd February 2006, 19:52
me thinx MIKEY (fag name anyway) wouldn't know a good bike if it waz riding him!!!! if it waz???? what would it'z opinion be?????:sick:

mikey
3rd February 2006, 19:54
right o.... talked to the lil twirp... he's been drinking milkshakes instead of beer and wearing walk shorts and nomads... and [ewwww] skivies...

I've talked him around... and he went straight out and brought a 97 gsx-r 750.... it was a mindless slip of judgement....and he promised not to let it happen again.... after all he is young right? we all experimented when we were young... hell some of us even like what we dabbled in at that age.... and the FREAKS still ride hondas and yamaha ha ha ha's

fuk up ole man
you buy me beer so i dont make sheep shagger jokes
an you should of come out an given me the learn tonight, be one of the few times youll get a chance.... though it does alright wheelies.!
i even painted it the same colour i been painting my feature wall i nthe lounge. resene's midnight express space acylic space coat casue i couldn stand lookign at all the suzuki an gsxr logos.

cowpoos
3rd February 2006, 19:56
me thinx MIKEY (fag name anyway) wouldn't know a good bike if it waz riding him!!!! if it waz???? what would it'z opinion be?????:sick:

why are you writing in txt talk.... are you 11?

Motoracer
3rd February 2006, 19:57
Suzuki's, Honda's, Kawasaki's... What's the difference? They'r all gay. That's why I got me a push bike to ride around in.

cowpoos
3rd February 2006, 20:00
fuk up ole man
you buy me beer so i dont make sheep shagger jokes
an you should of come out an given me the learn tonight, be one of the few times youll get a chance.... though it does alright wheelies.!
i even painted it the same colour i been painting my feature wall i nthe lounge. resene's midnight express space acylic space coat casue i couldn stand lookign at all the suzuki an gsxr logos.

lmfao....thats soooo funny..... you can't do wheelies.... your all shit.... lol

cowpoos
3rd February 2006, 20:01
Suzuki's, Honda's, Kawasaki's... What's the difference? They'r all gay. That's why I got me a push bike to ride around in.

your bent ! aye :2thumbsup

mikey
3rd February 2006, 20:02
i surprise myself sometimes

cowpoos
3rd February 2006, 20:07
i surprise myself sometimes

in what way?

WINJA
3rd February 2006, 20:12
AS some of you know
I bought a suzuki. gay ole yellow gsxr600 k1 in september.
now i sold it.

it was a real driainging experience every time i went out on the bike,
riding an ugly ole suzkui. i just coulodn do it any more

so i sold it an got a cbr400RR
mighty mighty HONDA
go honda
honda for life
suzuki's are gay
thru an thru

especially GSXR750 V models.
fuked if id own one of them.
more gay than white trash himself.
OWNING THAT GIXXER WAS THE ONLY HETRO COMPONENT IN YOUR LIFE , WHAT ARE YOU MIKEY SOME SORTA FUCKEN MORON , THAT WAS AN AWARD WINNIG MOTORCYCLE A FEW YEARS AGO . THERE WOULD BE A COUPLE OF REASONS YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT , IT WAS TOO MUCH BIKE FOR YOU , YOU COULDNT AFFORD THE FINANCE PAYMENTS , OR THE MOST LIKELY REASON MIGHT BE IT FAILED TO TURN THE HEADS OF THE LOCAL LIMP WRISTED CROSS DRESSING HOMOSEXUAL SCHOOLBOYS WHICH WAS DRASTICALLY DIMINISHING YOUR SEX LIFE.

MidnightMike
3rd February 2006, 20:15
OWNING THAT GIXXER WAS THE ONLY HETRO COMPONENT IN YOUR LIFE , WHAT ARE YOU MIKEY SOME SORTA FUCKEN MORON , THAT WAS AN AWARD WINNIG MOTORCYCLE A FEW YEARS AGO . THERE WOULD BE A COUPLE OF REASONS YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT , IT WAS TOO MUCH BIKE FOR YOU , YOU COULDNT AFFORD THE FINANCE PAYMENTS , OR THE MOST LIKELY REASON MIGHT BE IT FAILED TO TURN THE HEADS OF THE LOCAL LIMP WRISTED CROSS DRESSING HOMOSEXUAL SCHOOLBOYS WHICH WAS DRASTICALLY DIMINISHING YOUR SEX LIFE.

Woo hoo im with winja on this one :ar15:

WINJA
3rd February 2006, 20:15
He'll be back soon. He just had to release his Grandmother back to the wild.CLOSE BUT I RAN INTO YOUR MUM IN THE TOILETS AND HAD TO GIVE HER AN ARSE REAMING

WINJA
3rd February 2006, 20:25
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=497438&postcount=56

AND THEN HE PUTS A BID ON ONE

limbimtimwim
3rd February 2006, 20:26
OWNING THAT GIXXER WAS THE ONLY HETRO COMPONENT IN YOUR LIFE , WHAT ARE YOU MIKEY SOME SORTA FUCKEN MORON ,Calm down, sounds like he got a 97 gsxr750 as a replacement.

Though personally, the only Suzuki I'd get would be one made by Bimota, like an SB8R..

Finn
3rd February 2006, 20:53
CLOSE BUT I RAN INTO YOUR MUM IN THE TOILETS AND HAD TO GIVE HER AN ARSE REAMING

She said some short fat kid had short changed her 50 bucks for the extra today. She also wanted me to pass on a message to you - those things on your willy are far too big to be pimples. You should get them checked out.

dawnrazor
4th February 2006, 07:55
9 pages of shite, started by a cretin spouting shite, thats about right

White trash
4th February 2006, 08:13
Though personally, the only Suzuki I'd get would be one made by Bimota, like an SB8R..

Why's that?

So Bimota could take a perfectly good, nice handling, reliable Japanese machine and turn it into an uncompromising, over priced, under developed heap of shit?

inlinefour
4th February 2006, 08:31
Good to have you back mikey. I don't care much for brands, I'm collecting them all, but yes I do own a Honda. Suzuki are gay? Shit does that mean once I've got a Suzuki as well as the Honda, Yamaha and the Kawasaki, then I play for all the teams?:weird:
I see quite a few here are biting like rattlesnakes, keep up the good work mikey and don't forget the meds dude.:lol:

SPman
4th February 2006, 08:34
9 pages of shite, started by a cretin spouting shite, thats about right
Change your settings to 40 posts a page - then theres only 4 pages of shite........

EZAS
4th February 2006, 08:35
which is worse, the GN250 or the CB250?
I'd take a K5 over the new fireblade, but then I'd rather have a ZX10.

SPman
4th February 2006, 08:43
Thats 'Custard'...and no its feckin not, 'Custard' opitomises speed and daring, all that ride them are hung like donkey'sWell, I wouldnt brag about it......

dawnrazor
4th February 2006, 08:51
Change your settings to 40 posts a page - then theres only 4 pages of shite........

Hey thanks, thats much better

Jamezo
4th February 2006, 13:25
people called Mikey are gay.

I'm seriously entertaining the notion of becoming a Suzuki fanboy on the strength of my RGs awesomeness alone.

The Stranger
4th February 2006, 13:45
I guess this explains the popularity of Suzuki's.

Sniper
4th February 2006, 13:50
Good on the new bike mate