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Brownbikerbabe
4th February 2006, 10:32
You gotta sing!!!
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>>I WILL SURVIVE
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>>At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches,
>>Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man
>>that
>>long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on ... But
>>there
>>you are, Another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a
>>French Fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic
>>dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go
>>on
>>now go, Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up
>>with
>>only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you
>>know
>>we're only joking when we say size don't count ?
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>>[Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>My
>>sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of
>>latex! I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!
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>>Verse] It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
>>little wiener standing tall and proud! But to hell with all your egos and
>>to
>>hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless
>>multispeed!
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>>[Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! 'Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of
>>latex! I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!
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Nicksta
4th February 2006, 12:16
lol...sounds like the story of my summer so far....
thanks for the laugh BB...

skidMark
4th February 2006, 18:40
lol very true of course size counts. chicks make it up to make guys feel good lol ..... thats why i was born to have a big ahem ;)

lol i'll shuddup now ...as you all were ladies .....

Big Chim
5th February 2006, 10:15
Hahaha, a Funny adjustment to the song, good one

Waylander
5th February 2006, 11:34
Wonder what the odds are of someone singing this version of it on NZ, Aussi, France, Germany, Great Brittan, Russian, what ever other countries have thier own Idol show.

Sniper
5th February 2006, 18:01
Interesting...

Beemer
5th February 2006, 21:52
I have heard several different versions of that lately - the singing turkey around Thanksgiving and the dancing Jesus on tv the other night, but somehow methinks this one will stick in my mind for a whole lot longer!

skidMark
5th February 2006, 22:26
ive got one ive had for like 7 years of an alien cyclops singing and disco dancing....then the mirror ball falls on it's head....lol