Dickhead Behaviour.

[James Deuce]

Went to see Fun with Dick & Jane tonight. Hollywood has run out of ideas, but Jim Carrey, Tea Leoni, and Alec Bladwin are good enough to remake a story about Robin Hood, Maid Marion, and Prince John and make it fun. Really takes the piss out of corporate excess and finances, and I guess you all know how I feel about that now.

However, we went to see it in Masterton, and when we were driving back to the In-Laws through Carterton, I noticed some objects in the middle of the road, well before Heather did I might add, and she was driving.

The objects were signs from the Caltex station South of the town centre. Non-reflective signs set up in the middle of each lane at an unlit section of High St, and it was pouring with rain.

I got Heather to stop and I jumped out to shift the signs, and as we stopped a Nissan Terrano drove out of the service station with its lights off, drove North and then parked in the driveway next to the Park. I moved the signs, and from the pitch black vacant lot next to the service station a voice called out, "You ruined our fun arsehole."

I yelled back, "Very f__king funny pencil dick", and walked onto the lot. Stupid I know but I was channelling Quasi. They ran off.

We drove off, and the next vehicle I saw was a scooter heading North. I decided to get even, so I swapped places with Heather, drove back into Carterton and as we got to the Park, the Nissan lights up and drove South. I managed to read the license plate (WA1296), and pulled a u-turn to confirm the license plate and make and model. Mr Terrano suddenly started obeying road rules, and eventually pulled off in to a side street.

I rang the Masterton Police from the In-Laws and they said that they'd been trying to catch people in the act doing that very thing in that place.

I hope they get the bastards. That scooter would have centre punched a black sign advertising LPG. You seriously couldn't see them very easily, and I only caught a glimpse when a car heading North went onto high beam, and outlined the signs. They would have done either no, or very superficial damage to a car, but a scooter would have been messy. Bastards. Small-minded jerks.

[Highlander]

'bout as clever as biffing chunks of concrete off the overbridge.
You did the right thing there bud, wish there were more like that.

[DemonWolf]

Good on you for moving the objects and getting the license plate and informing the police.. Its all well and good having 'fun' but putting other people in danger to 'attain' that 'fun' isn't!.....

[KLOWN]

good stuff! thats never funny. Where's a large motorcycle gang when u need them!

[Zed]

Good stuff Jim, sounds like adolescent behaviour. I hope they catch them before they do kill some poor innocent soul. You're a good samaritan mate!

People do some pretty bad things, I once approached a young guy who was letting fireworks off inside the local glass phone booth across the road from my house. It was 1.30am in the morning and all of a sudden I was awoken by explosions, i looked outside and there was this lout setting off roman candles inside this booth, so I got dressed and rushed over to stop him, unfortunately a fight didn't errupt and he walked away without causing any more damage, pity he didn't have a plate i could call into the cops! :brick:

[SwanTiger]

I hate roadworks as every weekend there are arseholes bound to throw the cones around the road.

[vs04]

What scares me about pricks like that is,if the scooter had hit these signs they would,ve sat there and laughed about it without regard to the riders wellbeing.This sort of shit is happening all to often these days,sounds like a job for a baseball bat in a dark ally me thinks.:2guns:

[Colapop]

Is that what passes for fun these days, chucking concrete blocks off overpasses and setting up 'man' traps on main roads? F*ck what is going on with these kids? You'd think that if they had a Terrano they'd be able to drive either to Masterton or Wellington for some fun - movies etc.

[Badcat]

that way i see it is that these little fucks don't see any real consequences for their stupid and inconsiderate actions.
it's our duty to show them some.

[MidnightMike]

Probably a group of retards with "nothing else to do" :mad:
Good work for moving the signs. :niceone:

[Motoracer]

Good work Jim!! :headbang:

Love your post intro too!

[notme]

Green for you, sir.

If you see somthing like this - a blatant hazard that you can easily do something about - and you don't do anything, are you as bad as the needle-dicks who created the hazard in the first place?

The 2 things supposedly going on in my area a while ago were the removal of manhole covers from the road, and glad-wrapping across intersections between traffic light poles (at say 3am).

The manhole covers one is just dangerous, but the stupidity of the glad wrapping thing is that they thought it was a harmless bit of fun - without remembering that there are road users who aren't cars! A cage would get a fright, a biker could die.

[Lycurgan]

glad-wrapping across intersections between traffic light poles (at say 3am).



Very true about the gald wrapping. Even the absent man-hole covers would be bad for morale in a car, let alone a bike

[erik]

Good on ya Jim :niceone:
I hope the cops pay the guys in the terrano a visit.

[pyrocam]

reading that kinda stuff makes me pretty angry, I didnt even think about the manhole or glad wrap thing affecting bikes until it was posted.

[madboy]

Dumbarses... why don't the cops call out their parents in a hurry, tell them little johnny's been injured and is at [pick location that involves driving thru dumbass' masterpiece] and see how funny it is when ma and pa go racing through... bet those kids had wished it was the cops who got 'em first. Violence is only illegal if proven so in a court of law.

[terbang]

Jeez thats bloody terrible and good onya for dobbing the pricks in.. Lets hope the cops can pin it on them.

[marty]

good work Jim.

[yungatart]

Unfknbelieveable! MSTRS suggests that these little tossers be placed on the road instead of the signs. He doesn't think anything else would get thru to them.

[speights_bud]

they give people my age a bad name, doesn't take many of them to destroy the image of those of us who are of the productive sort:mad: blah suppose i just need to do more riding, hit the 5000km mark the other day, had the bike less than 4 months. argh must be time to stretch my legs a bit further soon...

[Beemer]

When I was a kid, 'fun' was doing dumb things like glueing a 50c coin to the footpath and watching people try to pick it up. The kind of behaviour you encountered is extremely dangerous and in no way what I would term 'fun'.

Good on you for taking the time to get the offenders' details, it may not stop them permanently but at least it ruined their night rather than some poor innocent motorist.

Not in the same league, but my husband took his bike out for a short ride after replacing the chain the other day and noticed the occupants of a car throwing all their KFC rubbish out the window. He stopped, picked it all up, followed them, and put it all in their letterbox! Dumb idiots had a personalised plate, so he's going to check if that is where they live and if so, that will be the end of the matter, they'll have got the message. If not, he's going to send them a note to say if their friends mentioned finding a pile of rubbish in their letterbox, this is where it came from!

[Wolf]

I hate roadworks as every weekend there are arseholes bound to throw the cones around the road.
Or they remove the warning and reduced speed signs when the road works are around a corner, that's a lot of "fun" - it is soooooo "funny" when a car or a bike hits loose gravel at 100km/h halfway through a turning manoeuvre! Fucking pricks.

Good on ya, Jim, for taking their details and good on you for having the balls to venture into the darkness to confront them.

If I got wiped out by any of those hazards mentioned in this thread, I'd want to kneecap the fuckers responsible, so anyone who does their bit to "ruin their fun" has my full support!

[scumdog]

Shame the arseholes managed to drive off with their headlights, tail-lights and windscrenn all intact - by driving off they spoiled YOUR fun:msn-wink: :innocent:

And think of the 'fun' these cretins would have had if it was Dads 4 X 4 they were using - and had to tell dad how all the glass got broken??

[Wolf]

Shame the arseholes managed to drive off with their headlights, tail-lights and windscrenn all intact - by driving off they spoiled YOUR fun:msn-wink: :innocent:

And think of the 'fun' these cretins would have had if it was Dads 4 X 4 they were using - and had to tell dad how all the glass got broken??
"Uhh, sum wanka jus' come up an' smashed 'em for no fucken reason, dunno jus' bein' a wanka I guess..."

I seriously doubt they'd have the honestly or the cock and balls between them to fess up to their parents what they did to deserve the damage.

Their total lack of penis and testicles can be deduced from the fact they do these things under the cover of night and hide away to watch the damage - and they ran when someone was prepared to go up and have a personal word.

[Sniper]

Good work Jim.

[ManDownUnder]

good stuff! thats never funny. Where's a large motorcycle gang when u need them!

They're just a phone call away.

Might be fun to round the little bastards up next time, get some of the boys to show up in some largish cars and just park 'em front rear and sides of the offending car. Sit there - call the cops and wait.

Shit - if this happens in Auckland out my way - RING ME. I'll be there with bells on

[parsley]

Unfknbelieveable! MSTRS suggests that these little tossers be placed on the road instead of the signs. He doesn't think anything else would get thru to them.
No, I reckon you should find some road signs, remove the sign and pop them on top so the pole goes up their arse.

[Wolf]

No, I reckon you should find some road signs, remove the sign and pop them on top so the pole goes up their arse.
They're way too likely to enjoy that...

[kro]

Nice work Jim, always oppose the Dickhead Patrol, they are the faceless evil of suburbia.

[Wolf]

the faceless evil of suburbia.
Faceless? Now that's an idea - grant them true anonymity by tearing their faces off. I don't think they'd enjoy that as much as having poles rammed up their arses.

Cops need to pursue them at speed into an area where signs have been set up in the middle of the lane in the shadows so they can get an in-depth insight into how stupid their "joke" is...

[Storm]

Well done Mr Jim

[McDuck]

I would like to pass in another vote of people giving my generation a bad name. I would have beaten the snot out of them, as my dad would (try) with me if i did it.

[Fatjim]

Unfortunately the only thing that will provide a deterant (sp?) is the locals giving them a hiding. But it won't happen.

[McDuck]

Unfortunately the only thing that will provide a deterant (sp?) is the locals giving them a hiding. But it won't happen.

This true. Both times. Or at least it will not happen untill a local gets killed by one.

[Skyryder]

Faceless? Now that's an idea - grant them true anonymity by tearing their faces off. I don't think they'd enjoy that as much as having poles rammed up their arses.


There was a time when wooden lamposts were usefull for rubbing faces on. Worked in A and E at the local hospital years back as an orderly. This guy came in with a splinters all in his face. Found out later from the cops that he'd been caught trying to steal a car. Splinters up his nose, everywhere, a real mess. Just not nice. Might be the way to go with these fuckers. Anyone know where there's some old splintery poles??

Skyyrder

[Sanx]

Well done Jim ... that's sterling work. Both removing the hazards, as well as letting the cops know who the little shits were.


Or they remove the warning and reduced speed signs when the road works are around a corner, that's a lot of "fun" - it is soooooo "funny" when a car or a bike hits loose gravel at 100km/h halfway through a turning manoeuvre! Fucking pricks.

What makes you think the council / Transit had placed signs there in the first place?

[McDuck]

Well done Jim ... that's sterling work. Both removing the hazards, as well as letting the cops know who the little shits were.



What makes you think the council / Transit had placed signs there in the first place?

You can genraly tell...

[darkwolf]

Anyone know where there's some old splintery poles??

Skyyrder

Don't know about the wooden poles but I know that when you get someones head stuck in the concrete ones it cuts the hell outta the sides of their head.

Step1: Push said moron through giant triangle-ish thingees in the posts.
Step2: Punch face upwards.
Step3: Point and laugh at said moron crying about being stuck in a concrete pole.

Morale of the story - don't throw bottles at my baby.