The joy of swimming goggles

[kro]

Yesterday, I took the whole family to the pools, and, if I had an underwater camera, I could have supplied a superb shot of the very attractive 20 something year old Mum at the pools, who must have lost some weight, and her sloppy swimsuit didn't fit well anymore

I was swimming the length of the pool underwater, and she, ironically enough, was attempting a length of the pool doing breast stroke, and you guessed it, the puppies decided they could swim unaided, and burst free of their constraints.

I don't think she realised I was swimming under the water, because she finished her swim without correcting this small problem, and continued to the far end of the pool, which left me watching this now extended version of the Aquatic documentary on puffer fish in their natural habitat (these were med-large, and extremely well shaped)

Upon reaching the other end of the pool, I broke the surface, and looked back to a now massively embarrased lady, who had enough humour left in her to ask me if I had an underwater camera, to which I replied "The internet misses out this time, don't worry", we laughed, and continued swimming.

To ice this already tasty cake, a matinee screening of the same documentary played 10 mins before we left, with a completely different woman, in the wave pool.

God bless the man or woman who invented swimming goggles, I love you very much.

[NotaGoth]

now that reminds me of when some mates and I went to a friends house, his mum answered the door.. Bikini top on but boob hanging out...

being 13 at the time do you think it was possible to stop the boys from staring and having a good giggle..?

At least she had a sense of humour in a shameful situation.. if I was her, I think I would have left VERY QuICKLY and never gone swimming again.. LOL :confused:

[MidnightMike]

Lol, excellent, I gotta fine mine now :eek:

[scumdog]

And here's me thinking this would be a sensible thread about how you could use swimming goggles on wet days when you had lost you visor!! Hmmph!:oi-grr:

[Wolf]

And here's me thinking this would be a sensible thread about how you could use swimming goggles on wet days when you had lost you visor!! Hmmph!:oi-grr:
Umm, excuse me, but what forum is this? Sensible threads? On KB? :devil2:

[Fishy]

That would of been a good laugh mate. I bet thats the longest you have ever held your breath for eh!.

[onearmedbandit]

Was at Hamner Springs one day on a ride, we decided to go to the hot pools. Anyway, we were sitting at some tables eating when a very attractive European blond lady in early 30's walked over and sat at a table opposite us. Of course being guys we were all checking her out watching her apply sunscreen to her well tanned shoulders and arms. Well she obviously thought she was still in Europe because next thing she's lowering her bikini top and applying sunscreen to her well developed tanned chest for all of us to see. Behind the protection of sunglasses of course. Harmful UV's you understand.

[Coyote]

Where are all the raving feminazis? I thought they'd all be up in arms at this thread. Don’t they had a huge militia scanning the internet for stuff like this?

[Wolf]

Where are all the raving feminazis? I thought they'd all be up in arms at this thread. Don’t they had a huge militia scanning the internet for stuff like this?
They're too busy tracing the IP addresses and finding out everyone's home addresses from the ISPs to comment. You'll feel their displeasure when the molotov comes through your window at 4am...

[sAsLEX]

Well she obviously thought she was still in Europe because next thing she's lowering her bikini top and applying sunscreen to her well developed tanned chest for all of us to see.

spent New Years at a backpackers in Surfers, so did two lovely french lesbians, who had no shame in taking their tops off and helping each other out with sun screen and laying by the pool, it was terrible:( one was sporting a nice pair of enhancements

[SPORK]

They're too busy tracing the IP addresses and finding out everyone's home addresses from the ISPs to comment. You'll feel their displeasure when the molotov comes through your window at 4am...
Don't worry, because I have the shield of +342 chauvinistic pig-headedness it would just bounce off into a nearby preschool or something.

Which reminds me, any and all women reading this should get off the computer and into the kitchen. I like my steak medium done.

[Wolf]

taking their tops off and helping each other out with sun screen and laying by the pool
And chain-smoking cigarettes that smell like a burning compost heap...

well, you did say they were French...

[Swoop]

to which I replied "The internet misses out this time, don't worry"

Nice one liner!

[Marmoot]

Oooh...I nearly got an orgasm.
Imagining Kronos in a speedo swimming slowly is a bit too sexy for me apparently...... :wacko:

[Sniper]

I don't believe you until I see the photos. Well done though.

[nadroj]

Oooh...I nearly got an orgasm.
Imagining Kronos in a speedo swimming slowly is a bit too sexy for me apparently...... :wacko:
Swimming slowly? Must have been a little bit of drag!

[cheese]

they are horrible when it's fat chicks in the pool though....

[Beemer]

Where are all the raving feminazis? I thought they'd all be up in arms at this thread. Don’t they had a huge militia scanning the internet for stuff like this?

Where's the harm in looking? If it's in a public place, no problem! If you're perving over someone's fence while they're sunbathing in the nuddy in their own backyard, that's different!

The only way to stop most men looking is to poke their eyes out - and then how could they see to mow the lawns?

[ManDownUnder]

Where's the harm in looking? If it's in a public place, no problem! If you're perving over someone's fence while they're sunbathing in the nuddy in their own backyard, that's different!


REALLY??? ...I mean YEAH - WOT SHE SAID :whistle:



The only way to stop most men looking is to poke their eyes out - and then how could they see to mow the lawns?
... uh huh... LOL

[judgeshock]

Where's the harm in looking? If it's in a public place, no problem! If you're perving over someone's fence while they're sunbathing in the nuddy in their own backyard, that's different!

The only way to stop most men looking is to poke their eyes out - and then how could they see to mow the lawns?

Thats because girlys look too, men just get the bad rep:2thumbsup

[Wolf]

Thats because girlys look too, men just get the bad rep:2thumbsup
At one job I was at, I was the only bloke in a team of about six or seven. I used to sit quietly during my lunch break and read a book but ended up listening to the discussions amongst my co-workers about the "hunks" walking past and the size of said hunks' feet and what conclusions could be drawn from that...

Sorry, chicks, I've blown your cover, I've posted on an internet forum that you're just as "bad" and sexist as us blokes when you don't think there's any males listening in.

If anything we blokes are "better" because we're at least honest about it - we quite happily ogle and say "cor, lookit the knockers on that one" while you lot are all Cosmo and "shall I get a perm" when you know (think, hope) we're listening and "God, look at the feet on that hunk, wouldn't mind trying out what's down his trousers" when you think we aren't.


BUSTED! :devil2:

Edit: I will point out that our team was located at a local swimming pool so the "hunks" the chicks were ogling at and comparing were wandering around dressed only in togs - which led to a lot of drooling on the part of my co-workers. Quite an educational job, that was.

[Colapop]

I used to swim lengths at Thorndon pool during the summer, and you'd get some fine sights there too. It was kinda difficult if I finished my lengths and I had the beginnings of something 'friendly'. Many's the time I had to do a few more lengths (oops was that a pun too?)

[jazbug5]

Speedos. Men wearing Speedos in public. Men that wear Speedos in public, walking down the street. Men wearing Speedos, walking down the street with a testicle hanging out.. completely oblivious.
As if that wasn't funny enough, the wave of realisation on the faces of the people they walk past .

Not perving, just laughing... my sides. Oh, my sides.

[kro]

That would of been a good laugh mate. I bet thats the longest you have ever held your breath for eh!.
hahahah, oh dear me yes.
I slowed my pace considerably, and did lose track of the amount of time I was under, but it was worth gasping for air at the other end. Hehe.

My wife laughs when I tell her this stuff, she has always maintained that it should not matter where the appetite comes from, so long as you dine at home. Wise and wonderful woman she is too.

[beyond]

Yep, I love dining at home. My missus is a real good cook. :) :lol:

[Marmoot]

Speedos. Men wearing Speedos in public. Men that wear Speedos in public, walking down the street. Men wearing Speedos, walking down the street with a testicle hanging out.. completely oblivious.
As if that wasn't funny enough, the wave of realisation on the faces of the people they walk past .

Not perving, just laughing... my sides. Oh, my sides.

thank you for posting this while my ribs are bruised....... :blank:

[Sniper]

Somehow Im being reminded of the new Add for trumpet at the mo.

[Wolf]

Somehow Im being reminded of the new Add for trumpet at the mo.
"budgie smuggler" :lol:

[MidnightMike]

At one job I was at, I was the only bloke in a team of about six or seven. I used to sit quietly during my lunch break and read a book but ended up listening to the discussions amongst my co-workers about the "hunks" walking past and the size of said hunks' feet and what conclusions could be drawn from that...

Big feet eh?
I wear 14's :blip:

[Deviant Esq]

Big feet eh?
I wear 14's :blip:

You wear 14s? But why, when you only have a size 8 foot? Compensating for anything? :finger:

:tugger:

[Colapop]

Yep, I love dining at home. My missus is a real good cook. :) :lol:
I don't let my missus in MY kitchen! She cooks good in other parts of the house though...

[Wolf]

Big feet eh?
I wear 14's :blip:
Junior sizes don't count :nya:

[kro]

I don't let my missus in MY kitchen! She cooks good in other parts of the house though...

I'm thinking that was maybe a tad more information than I was expecting to hear. :shit: