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Sniper
7th February 2006, 11:46
No Winja, not you.

Who ever rides a black Suzuki Magic (that is now needing repairs) in CHCH, you are a dickhead. Screw you and all your little buddy who thought it would be funny to cut me off when you went through the red light and who thought it was funny when I had to slide into the door of that Terrano cause if I didn't I would have knocked you and your scooter buddy into the very busy intersection of Manchester and Litchfeild streets. Thanks for making me wait and explain to the driver of the Terrano that I thought it better that I injure myself and dent his door than standing up in court for man slaughter, dangerous driving and whatever else our great NZ govt could charge me for.

Im glad the Terrano driver told me not to worry and grabbed your licence plates and Im also glad he was a policeman on his way to work. Im glad he and I agreed that following you to your place of work and shitting on you, your friend and the other idiot who "thought" he saw what happened was a great idea and Im glad you and your little Vespa friend now have fines for dangerous driving and running a red. Im sorry you felt you had to justify your penis size to myself when I know Im better than you and have higher regard for my life and others. And Im really sorry that your mother dresses you funny.

F#$K you for making me late to work and miss my morning coffee too.

Thats my rant for today, now I have to go to A&E to have my knee checked, it seems to have swollen a fair bit. Bastards

emaN
7th February 2006, 11:49
dang...you been in the wars lately...

arms, knees...hope it stops there bro!

John Banks
7th February 2006, 11:49
Harsh mate, but you did the right thing and at least the little b'stards got some comeuppance.

Sniper
7th February 2006, 11:51
dang...you been in the wars lately...

arms, knees...hope it stops there bro!
Thanks mate. But ask MissSniper, Im an accident just waiting to happen.:pinch: Im just hoping I don't hurt myself too much.

nudemetalz
7th February 2006, 11:56
sheez buddy, hope you are okay !!!

How did the CBR come off ?

I'm sure Miss Sniper will give you some attention where you need it.

skelstar
7th February 2006, 11:57
Good rant mate. :niceone:

ManDownUnder
7th February 2006, 11:59
Good call mate. As tempting as it is/was (or in hindsight) injuring the little bastard would have been a dumb thing to do.

Nice touch it was a cop right on the scene though. See if you can get the kid's parents to pay for the damage now. That'll go down like a cup of cold sick at thair place and should see you right re the insurance/no claims side of things.

I wouldn't hold my breath on it... but it's gotta be worth a go.

A little something to make you feel better - put that swelling where it should be
MDU

Colapop
7th February 2006, 12:00
Nooo! Don't let her at you - look at the damage she caused last time!!:eek:

Seriously though S, look after yourself fer chrissake! Not your fault at all but in the words of Frosty "Ride like everyone is out to kill you" or words to that effect.

Glad you ok enough to have a rant and that the little f*ckers didn't get away scot free.

Devil
7th February 2006, 12:00
Boo @ accident, but yay that it couldnt have come under better circumstances regarding the involvement of a cop.

SpeedyGirl
7th February 2006, 12:08
geez Sniper.... you do not have the best of luck!!! Take care of yourself!!!

sAsLEX
7th February 2006, 12:12
F#$K you for making me late to work and miss my morning coffee too.
now I have to go to A&E


maybe call in at your favourite coffee store and grab one to go for the wait in A&E so you dont take it out on some poor nurse!:doh:

crashe
7th February 2006, 12:15
Gee Sniper....... hope your knee isnt too badly hurt...

Good that there was a cop handy and he is gonna do the little shites.....

Swoop
7th February 2006, 12:17
Geeze Sniper, take care out there mate. After all the bitching about the police on here, it's good to see there was a cop around when you need one!

NZ Post will be wondering why there are so many "get well soon" cards going to Chch:rofl:

inlinefour
7th February 2006, 12:19
I seam to be in a rather foul mood lately, feel free to sent the tards my way.

cousa1
7th February 2006, 12:22
Not cool dude. I hope it all gets better soon

madboy
7th February 2006, 12:28
Bugger mate. Have you had an extra coffee to make up for missing m/tea?

Cookie
7th February 2006, 12:33
That's no good mate.

Why is the Magic needing repairs? I missed that bit.

scumdog
7th February 2006, 12:36
Bummer my man!! Good to know it wasn't a 'major'!!


See - sometimes there IS a cop there when you need one - and a good bastard too from all accounts.:woohoo:

Grahameeboy
7th February 2006, 12:38
glad you are cushty young Sniper.......guess your typing fingers are okay which is the main thing eh?

Monsterbishi
7th February 2006, 12:50
Sniper - looks like we have to give you a few lessons on how to anhilliate little twerps like the rider and his magic, it's all about how you hit them...

Sniper
7th February 2006, 13:02
Cheers guys. Yea I got a coffee. Apparently my knee has just minor damage, it should be OK though as long as I rest it.
The magic is needing some minor repairs after a car reveresed into it while we were chatting to the yound arse, nothing to do with us of course.

Thanks for the good wishes, apologese for the foul mood

inlinefour
7th February 2006, 13:05
apologese for the foul mood

I can relate to the mood quite well at the moment...:shutup:

nudemetalz
7th February 2006, 13:05
...nothing to do with us, of course......:moon: we all believe that,...of course.....:innocent:

*sic
7th February 2006, 13:06
dude thats cold.

good shit bout the cop thou, least there are still a few round, also sweet that he was cool with the door.

live fast and die hard

Fishy
7th February 2006, 13:10
Glad your ok Sniper, should have given the little fucker a knuckle sandwich for breakfast. Here is a question for ya... how many ACC claims have you made in the last 10 years Mr Accident prone? hehe I am up to 29 (only a couple from bikes though). Great minds get their bodies hurt alike eh.

inlinefour
7th February 2006, 13:14
...nothing to do with us, of course......:moon: we all believe that,...of course.....:innocent:

Got more to do with some turd stealing my bike...:finger:

Sniper
7th February 2006, 13:14
I have been in NZ for 6 years and have 47 ACC letters in my filing drawer.

Finn
7th February 2006, 13:20
I have been in NZ for 6 years and have 47 ACC letters in my filing drawer.

You are a burden to society and further support the tightening up of our borders.

Good on you though.

Fishy
7th February 2006, 13:21
Hahaha nice one, you're gonna have loads of good stories to tell the grandkids one day. I won a bunch of stuff off the edge radiostation a while back for entering a competition called "Scar Wars".

Fordy
7th February 2006, 13:29
Bugger :(

10 chars

SDU
7th February 2006, 13:49
Buggar, hope ya scared the little buggars into getting their shit together.
Love the car reversing into them, would ya believe it :killingme
Glad they have a warped sense of humour
We still wanna know how is your bike?
There are a few good cops around this town that are into their bikes-good to see you may have struck one.
Keep off ya knees for awhile
cheers
SDU

onearmedbandit
7th February 2006, 14:41
Bummer Sniper, good to hear you're okay. Good to hear that the shitheads and their scooter are not.

JWALKER
7th February 2006, 15:16
well, i think i might show them what their consqueces are. littel night trip on the bike

bigbadwolf
7th February 2006, 16:17
Shit that sucks dude. Hope you and the bike are ok, are you still able to ride on it? Cos I'm itching to go on a group ride at the mo...

Also full credit to the cop, for all the shit that we give cops on this site, they are mostly nice guys and will help you out when you need it.

And good stuff on choosing to sacrifice your leg to save those dicks, they didn't deserve it at all but its good to know that there are still some considerate people out there!

Hope ya heal quick,

Clark

mr me
7th February 2006, 18:18
Go find the pricks and make them pay,Hopefully they might learn something.probly not not tho,hope the knee gets better soon mate.:argh:

zeRax
7th February 2006, 19:36
fark stu, not much luck with the civilians down in chch :(

bugger man

JMemonic
7th February 2006, 21:09
Looking at the time you posted I was down that way around then, dam might have meet up with you then we could have used my cage to ensure that their scooters were toast.

Good news is you live to tell the tale, sucks about your knee even if it is minor (yeah right) and I take it the bike is a bit out of shape, not to bad on hopes.

Stevo
7th February 2006, 21:49
I think you should fork out for a defensive riding course mate. The more accidents you have the less I believe that they are all "unavoidable". I believe you could "minimise" the risk of having an accident. Besides, bein injured Blows!
:cool: In sayin all that, I have never had a problem when riding with you, nor it seems does anyone else??? Do you need someone to ride with you all the time just to keep an eye on you :rofl:
Stevo

Finn
7th February 2006, 21:53
Looking at the time you posted I was down that way around then, dam might have meet up with you then we could have used my cage to ensure that their scooters were toast.


Don't waste a perfectly good cage on a scooter. This is what SUV's were designed for.

TygerTung
8th February 2006, 02:01
Shit that sucks dude. Hope you and the bike are ok, are you still able to ride on it? Cos I'm itching to go on a group ride at the mo...

Also full credit to the cop, for all the shit that we give cops on this site, they are mostly nice guys and will help you out when you need it.

And good stuff on choosing to sacrifice your leg to save those dicks, they didn't deserve it at all but its good to know that there are still some considerate people out there!

Hope ya heal quick,

Clark

Yeah me too, real keen for a group ride.

JMemonic
8th February 2006, 05:32
Don't waste a perfectly good cage on a scooter. This is what SUV's were designed for.

lol my cage is an old Pathfinder, perfect for destruction of a scooter.

kro
8th February 2006, 05:37
Hopefully the little shitkickers get a good ass raping from the boys in blue.

Hope all is now well Snipes, I hate people like that with a passion usually reserved for idiots travelling 80 in the fast lane of a motorway, with their right hand indicator on.

Sniper
8th February 2006, 07:05
Thanks guys. I need to do a little repair on the CBR and then might do a wee ride on Friday or Sat night

Monsterbishi
8th February 2006, 07:32
Thanks guys. I need to do a little repair on the CBR and then might do a wee ride on Friday or Sat night

Saturday night would be cool for me.

FlyingDutchMan
8th February 2006, 08:00
Shit! You are accident prone. Hope your knee comes out alright, and the bike gets back to good condition. Have you still got new fairings on order? You should be able to claim some damages from the little shit.

Deviant Esq
8th February 2006, 08:18
Bugger Sniper, though it's good that the little muppets got their just desserts. Bet they don't think it's so funny any more, stupid little shits.

And for god's sake, take better care of yourself mate! 47 ACC forms? Jeez! No wonder registering your motorcycle costs more now! :nya: