lurking by the toilets

[Fatjim]

Saw thus hussy hanging round the toilets in havelok at the weekend. Roumer has it, whe went home with that dodgy looking bloke whos about to make his move.

[Sniper]

Errrrrr, interesting. :laugh:

[skelstar]

Those are Hawkes Bay folk FJ?

[Fatjim]

Yungatart and MSTRS

[MSTRS]

......went home with that dodgy looking bloke whos about to make his move.
Note the casual, almost nonchalant, approach. Guys, if you want to score, you can't appear too eager. (But find your own girl - this one is MINE, I tells thee)

[cowpoos]

Note the casual, almost nonchalant, approach. Guys, if you want to score, you can't appear too eager. (But find your own girl - this one is MINE, I tells thee)

nah...I think it that bling chain round ya neck.... chicks are like magpies...atracted to shiny objects and guys on suzukis :done:

[MSTRS]

Bling chain?? Not me. That be sunnies, I tell ya. And you still can't have 'er

[madboy]

Oh come on fella, you're chasing a chick that's lining up outside the gents? Might be the mother of your children and all that, but what kind of morality is that reflecting on your kids?!

[yungatart]

This is the thanks I get aye, fatjim. You get to sleep in our spare bed, I cook you bacon and eggs for breakfast and this is how you repay me, well that's gratitude for you! Hmmph! You'll keep!! :apumpin:

[froggyfrenchman]

well you never cooked me any bacon! And i have a few discrimitory pics of my own, now that i have your boy well and truly blackmailed. Please courier cooked bacon to...
Frog
C/o Furnware industries
Omahu Rd
Hastings.

or if thursday or friday this week...

That furnature dude
John Paul college
some street
Rotoveags

Might pay to wrap it in tin foil if going to stinksville, and chuck in a few eggs to keep it warm.

[yungatart]

You never slept at my house- or turned up for breakfast!
BUT.... the bacon is in the mail.....it is a 40 cent stamp isn't it?

[kro]

Hmm, for some reason I expected to open this thread and see names like Hugh Grant, or George Michael.

[yungatart]

It's not our fault we're only legends in our lunchtimes y'know