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Sparky Mark
8th February 2006, 10:38
Blondes

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy- efficient kinds, but this week I got a call from the contractor complaining his work had been completed a year ago and I had yet to pay for them.

Boy oh boy, did we go around and around! Just because I'm a blonde does not mean I'm automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year - namely, that in one year, the windows would pay for themselves.

There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up. I have not heard anything since.

Guess I won that stupid argument!

Beemer
8th February 2006, 10:50
Do you have the contractor's number? I'd like some of those windows for myself please!

Sniper
8th February 2006, 10:54
Hahaha, very good.

JWALKER
8th February 2006, 11:39
hang yeah, you tell em

Wolf
8th February 2006, 13:21
Doctor: Once you've finished this course of medication, you'll be a new man.

Patient: Excellent, send the bill to the old one.