Stunt/Drag Trackday

[Riff Raff]

Righto folks, after some talk about having a KB stunt day I've got my arse into gear to start organising one. Private roads are just too risky for this sort of event, so I have approached Champion Dragway at Meremere. Obviously this means that there will be a cost involved but if we have enough numbers it shouldn't be too bad.

By utilising the drag strip we can combine stunting, stunt training and some drag racing for a full day's worth of fun. Cost is going to depend on numbers - the more we have, the less it will be. If we have 20 people cost will be $80 (which includes having an ambulance on track with a paramedic on board). I could bring the ambulance cost down by doing it myself, but that means I wouldn't get to play. But I will seriously consider it if it means the difference of the day going ahead or not.

Dates available at this stage are Friday 10 March, Saturday 11 March or Saturday 8 April. Obviously we will need to be in quick to secure one of those dates.

All those seriously wishing to do this please let me know asap so I can see whether its worthwhile booking the track.

[justsomeguy]

$80-$100 per person right??

$100 to hire the entire place doesn't sound right....

Looks a bit above my spending abilities.

[mikey]

you cant do wheelies anyway!

[Riff Raff]

$80-$100 per person right??
Per person! The more people the less it will cost - am hoping to get enough numbers to bring the cost down to around $60.

[jimbo600]

Fuck that. Wheelies are wrong and scary. Its not big or clever you know.

All those dates are looking dodgy. March is nono (be in Blenheim) and April don't look good either.

I'll just continue with SH2

[larriken]

You know that I'm there!

[Motu]

Can you book the Outlaw Oval too? I missed getting to ride on that one - the sidecars were centrifuging right off the banking and over the side.

[Riff Raff]

OK guys n gals - had some discussions with some of my colleagues. There is quite a bit of interest from ambo bikies to attend, so we may not need to hire an ambulance for the day. that'll bring costs down further. Come on people start putting your hands up for this.

[El Dopa]

OK guys n gals - had some discussions with some of my colleagues. There is quite a bit of interest from ambo bikies to attend, so we may not need to hire an ambulance for the day. that'll bring costs down further. Come on people start putting your hands up for this.

tnhere's no 'come along and watch' option.

I like to watch. Oh yeah baby, raise those wheels for daddy.

[Zed]

Yep i'll be a starter on any of the Saturdays, need all the practise i can get hooking gears while the front is up, would love some dragwars too!

Showing some great initiative there RR, tks. :2thumbsup

[Riff Raff]

Yep i'll be a starter on any of the Saturdays, need all the practise i can get hooking gears while the front is up, would love some dragwars too!

Cool. and yes you can guarantee there will be lots of dragwars happening too.

[T.I.E]

how about a small donation for watchers? say 5-10 dollars?
i'd been really keen to come and take photos.
and i don't mind putting in a donation.

[White trash]

Yep i'll be a starter on any of the Saturdays, need all the practise i can get hooking gears while the front is up, would love some dragwars too!

Showing some great initiative there RR, tks. :2thumbsup

That's the spirit Matt.

Now all the rest of you cunts, I get three PMs a week from people going "Can you teach me how to whhelie?" Here's your chance. The huge expanse of a drag strip. (They're big!) A small daily fee. At least 10 other people, all with advice and know how willing to help you out.

This is going to be a MASSIVE day.

This is not a pissing contest or whatever, you will NOT make a fool of yourself for putting in the effort. This is about a safe enviroment for learning how to do all the cool shit you only ever thought you'd see on DVDs.

Now who's in?

[Riff Raff]

how about a small donation for watchers? say 5-10 dollars?
i'd been really keen to come and take photos.
and i don't mind putting in a donation.
Yeah I was thinking about an entry fee - something small to help cover costs and any extra would go to Spankme for the running of the site.

[White trash]

I think I can speak for Grunta and Bruce as well. Sure they wont mind.....

After all, I'm riding one of thems bike.

[cowpoos]

bring Poos a dozen piss and you can come wheelie me dirt bikes anytime ya want in a safe-ish enviroment on grass padocks or down at the lake [wet sand]....cheap as chips....

[White trash]

Any other cockys on here rather stay home and root sheep than pull some cunning stunts on a dragstrip?

Thought so. Poos, you're on your own.

[T.I.E]

Yeah I was thinking about an entry fee - something small to help cover costs and any extra would go to Spankme for the running of the site.

entrance fee $5 i don't mind chucking in 10-15 as long as you lot give me some good photos hell ill even break the piggy bank open try for 20.
if it helps you all keep the entry cost down for those that want a race/stunt it, sweet as.

[Zed]

...Thought so. Poos, you're on your own.Lol. Poos come up you cowcocky, I heard you farmers aren't short of a bob or two! :spudwow:

[cowpoos]

Lol. Poos come up you cowcocky, I heard you farmers aren't short of a bob or two! :spudwow:

ewe herd wrong :confused:



but I could be keen

[cowpoos]

Any other cockys on here rather stay home and root sheep than pull some cunning stunts on a dragstrip?

Thought so. Poos, you're on your own.

you scared of dirtbikes Mr Trash :msn-wink:

[White trash]

entrance fee $5 i don't mind chucking in 10-15 as long as you lot give me some good photos hell ill even break the piggy bank open try for 20.
if it helps you all keep the entry cost down for those that want a race/stunt it, sweet as.

The way I see it, there'll be no ammenities, food stalls, any of that shit.

I reckon a $5, maybe 10 entrance fee will suffice. This aint a stunt show. That comes later.

This is a practice/fun day for like minded nutters to get together and see what happens.

There'll be heaps of photo op's, I promise.

[White trash]

you scared of dirtbikes Mr Trash :msn-wink:

Nope. Scared of shaggy, unshaven men that wear woolen jerseys and chase sheep with velcroe gloves.

[cowpoos]

Nope. Scared of shaggy, unshaven men that wear woolen jerseys and chase sheep with velcroe gloves.

for the record velcro gloves don't work....

[2much]

As long as my new job (when I get it) allows it, I'm in.

[White trash]

As long as my new job (when I get it) allows it, I'm in.

Thank fuck. That's a spare bike for me when I fuck the two I've already coined.

[Riff Raff]

At this stage 8th april is looking more likely from ambulance perspective as that is a day off for us on blue watch (for some reason we have a lot of bikers on blue). Speedmedic and myself will be there, along with one of the advanced paramedics. Plus I know of another 4 who would probably be keen.

[2much]

Thank fuck. That's a spare bike for me when I fuck the two I've already coined.

Sweet as mate, but you know the rule.... You break, you buy!

Bring cash:blip:

[cowpoos]

Thank fuck. That's a spare bike for me when I fuck the two I've already coined.

I'll bring ya a Mbike if I come up chap...just put ur own gas in it....

[White trash]

Sweet! That's four bikes plus Mad ducks (see another thread).

Keep going like this, I'll be the only one riding. Hmmmm, just like last Monday night.....

[2much]

Sweet! That's four bikes plus Mad ducks (see another thread).

Keep going like this, I'll be the only one riding. Hmmmm, just like last Monday night.....

Yeah, saw that you'd already add mine to the list to make 3 (you don't fuck around!). And where's my spare key and shit??? (Or are you holding onto it just incase I refuse to give you my key?:shifty: )

[White trash]

Yeah, saw that you'd already add mine to the list to make 3 (you don't fuck around!). And where's my spare key and shit??? (Or are you holding onto it just incase I refuse to give you my key?:shifty: )

Well firstly, it's like this. I forgot. You're welcome.

Secondly, the only other thing is "shit" as a std front sprocket is just a little gay.

[2much]

Ah that's right, the sprocket, forgot what it was, sorry. You can keep that anyway if you want.... don't think I'ld be dumb enough to put it back in.

Give it to Boomer, any Suzuki part is sure to make a honda faster.

[cowpoos]

Give it to Boomer, any Suzuki part is sure to make a honda faster.

nice......rep for that..... lmfao

[loosebruce]

This is not a pissing contest or whatever, you will NOT make a fool of yourself for putting in the effort. This is about a safe enviroment for learning how to do all the cool shit you only ever thought you'd see on DVDs.




Great point Jimmy, no at all has the right to put anyone down who's out there and doing it, rock on those who get out there :Punk: , and like it's been said best place to get out there and pratice and get some tips from guys in the know.

I'm in for April 8th, got some big expenses going on at the mo, need some time to sort it, plus gotta get the k3 up and stunting again.

Catch all you cats there :woohoo:

[SwanTiger]

Are there any requirements?

For example, is there a minimum requirement or gear; would I look too out of place in my stubbies, jandals and singlet? cowpoos, maybe I can borrow your gumboots.

I will be there if the price is $80 or under. I've done lots of stupid, I mean, COOL things on dirtbikes/small bikes but would like to pop the cherry on the GT250R :yeah:

[Karma]

Yeh I could be up for it depending on cost, should be a laugh.

I've been getting a little freak on recently, but a nice clear streach of tarmac to practice and get tips would be well sweet.

[SwanTiger]

Keep going like this, I'll be the only one riding. Hmmmm, just like last Monday night.....

:violin:

Haha, I sense a little angst, wait until my "oooh its too shinny and new to try throwing about" wears off and the cockyness prevails. :moon:

[dss3]

Sounds primo peoples, I'll be there for sure. Finally taught myself how to clutch the bike up in 2nd, feel like a retard for not doing it heaps earlier, so definitly keen for some more practise.

c yu
Daryl

[DMNTD]

I'm in depending on cost. April would work better for me but will go with the flow.
Got no idea's so will be awesome to be given the learn :hitcher:
Can grab another 2 or so from these ways prolly too depending on their finances and timing of said event

[cowpoos]

cowpoos, maybe I can borrow your gumboots.


piss off....would be like lending me your girlfriend....she'ld never be the same again.... :eek:

[White trash]

OK, we've sorted out pricing and details and they're as follows.

Hours will be between 8.30am and 4.30pm.

Stunting and drags: $60, full day

Drags only: $30 and there'll be three hours staggered through the day for drag racing.

This includes use of the timing gear and start lights so there'll be no bullshit about who beat who.

April the 8th is the go.

[justsomeguy]

This is not a pissing contest or whatever,


Now who's in?

I'm sure I can pee better than you anyday little Jemina.

$60 huh - will see how many meals I can go without that week. May even find out how you can wheelie and ride so fast without paying you a dollar.

Put me down as an attendee. :yes:

Just speak to that cauliflower a-methylphenthylamine-Medic and get him to tell his bosses not to schedule the Manfield Rider training on that weekend. It's supposed to be sometime in April.

Ta. :)


JSG.

[dss3]

OK, we've sorted out pricing and details and they're as follows.

Hours will be between 8.30am and 4.30pm.

Stunting and drags: $60, full day

Drags only: $30 and there'll be three hours staggered through the day for drag racing.

This includes use of the timing gear and start lights so there'll be no bullshit about who beat who.

April the 8th is the go.

Shot bro, sounds great!!!

Btw, do you guys find that when your tyre is getting a bit old and you do the old clutch slip to get it up, sometimes it just spins up the rear wheel instead? Gave me the shits cause I thought it was the clutch slipping at first.

[Fishy]

I might be keen on this depending on how much money I don't have at the time. Do we pay on entry do we or pay RR or WT in advance?

Are pussy fireblades welcome? anyone got some viagra for my bike?

[cowpoos]

Are pussy fireblades welcome? anyone got some viagra for my bike?

put some suzuki stickers on it...it will instantly be faster and handle better...and once your misses notices...you might start to get sex again...

[Riff Raff]

I might be keen on this depending on how much money I don't have at the time. Do we pay on entry do we or pay RR or WT in advance?

Are pussy fireblades welcome? anyone got some viagra for my bike?

Yep pussy fireblades are welcome too!!

Will need money in advance so we can book the track. Am just sorting all that out and will let everyone know how they can do it shortly.

[Fishy]

put some suzuki stickers on it...it will instantly be faster and handle better...and once your misses notices...you might start to get sex again...

Cheers for the tips Poo's you are a man of much wisdom. I will go to Colemans on the weekend and see if they have any Suzuki stickers lying around..

[2much]

I might be keen on this depending on how much money I don't have at the time. Do we pay on entry do we or pay RR or WT in advance?

Are pussy fireblades welcome? anyone got some viagra for my bike?

Ask Jimmy about that Suzuki front sprocket he's got, if you can beat Boomer to it, it's garanteed to make your Honda faster.:nya:

[Fishy]

Nah there's no hope 2much, even if I dropped the front to 6 teeth and increased the rear to 60 teeth a gixxer would still eat mine. Maybe I should just burn the fucken thing?

[cowpoos]

Cheers for the tips Poo's you are a man of much wisdom. I will go to Colemans on the weekend and see if they have any Suzuki stickers lying around..

you are becoming strong with the force young padwan

[cowpoos]

a gixxer would still eat mine. Maybe I should just burn the fucken thing?

yes...your wisdom with the force is growing very strong young padwan...

[GIXser]

I cant believe people bitch and moan about paying $ 100 bucks for a day of fun, how much does your fucking bike cost??? how much do you spend on porno mags??? come on you pricks show some support, and to the fucking losers that cant afford it "stop moaning" at least someone is trying to organise an event !!!!! so if you cant afford a hundred bucks STAY AWAY--
to all that support something like this -- SEE you there!!!!!

[2much]

Nah there's no hope 2much, even if I dropped the front to 6 teeth and increased the rear to 60 teeth a gixxer would still eat mine. Maybe I should just burn the fucken thing?

Sweet as mate, let me know when and where, and I'll bring the marshmellows. lol.

Is there any jet powered drag bikes? similar to the jet cars.
If so we should see if we can get one of those to come along for the day. Chain the fucker down and park the Honda behind it! That'll bring the crowds!!!:Punk:

[Idrumm]

Sounds good, don't Know how I missed this thread, Im in for sure.

[SwanTiger]

piss off....would be like lending me your girlfriend....she'ld never be the same again.... :eek:

Yeah maybe we can do a swap, but I want the fly strike sorted before I go near your missus.

[Arven]

Yep i could be keen on this! Need to practise!! But dont you find the dragstrip to be quite slippery?? When i went down on my old GSX-R it wheelspun right through 3rd gear!! Way more slippery than the road..

I should be able to bring a friend or two as well... Will the price come down a bit if we get more confirmations?? ;) (bitch bitch moan moan, but i just bought a house!! )

[Riff Raff]

I should be able to bring a friend or two as well... Will the price come down a bit if we get more confirmations?? ;) (bitch bitch moan moan, but i just bought a house!! )
$60 is cheaper than most trackdays. It's the best deal I can come up with at the moment. I could end up being out of pocket if we don't get the numbers we need. If numbers are exceeded then I will be passing on the savings to everyone. I'm not doing this for a profit - My aim is to organise a safe location for people to practice stunting and enjoy drag racing without the fear of the Police turning up and throwing the book at everyone.

[Drunken Monkey]

A bargain at twice the price. I'm in.
That's what it cost us last time hired the track.

I only have 1 request:
If you do, for some reason, "drop your guts" (i.e. blow-up your motor and/or gearbox) and drip oil, STOP immediately so me and 6 other helpful fools don't have to brush kitty-litter into 300m of drag strip, then scrape it all up and sweep it again!!!!! :angry2:

[loosebruce]

$60 bucks is awesome value Riffy me ol girl, well done chaps, i have it on good note that the GSXR will be up an running well before then, so count me in :headbang: Might even buy me a rear sprocket for the day too 1 down 6 up, should be bout right me thinks.

[Drunken Monkey]

... how much do you spend on porno mags??? ...

Internet pR0n is free!

[onearmedbandit]

Can't wait to see the pics. Hmmm, time to move north?

[loosebruce]

A bargain at twice the price. I'm in.
That's what it cost us last time hired the track.

I only have 1 request:
If you do, for some reason, "drop your guts" (i.e. blow-up your motor and/or gearbox) and drip oil, STOP immediately so me and 6 other helpful fools don't have to brush kitty-litter into 300m of drag strip, then scrape it all up and sweep it again!!!!! :angry2:

Kin hell Dm you gonna give us some squid action for once, when you gonna pop by for a pizza too, been a while, you must be wasting away.

[Drunken Monkey]

Gotta get some $qu!d action on the gixxer, else I might have well as bought myself a bloody Honda...

[Riff Raff]

Can't wait to see the pics. Hmmm, time to move north?
You must be due for a wee holiday????

[Zed]

Right, I hereby challenge Cowturds, 2Much, Drunken Monkey, and Riff Raff in Dragwars on my 3 year old piece of crap slow Honda!

Be assured, if I beat any of you I will make if my life quest to continuously rub it in your face! :hitcher:

Now put your motor where your mouth is! :Punk:

[larriken]

That's the spirit Matt.

Now all the rest of you cunts, I get three PMs a week from people going "Can you teach me how to whhelie?" Here's your chance. The huge expanse of a drag strip. (They're big!) A small daily fee. At least 10 other people, all with advice and know how willing to help you out.

This is going to be a MASSIVE day.

This is not a pissing contest or whatever, you will NOT make a fool of yourself for putting in the effort. This is about a safe enviroment for learning how to do all the cool shit you only ever thought you'd see on DVDs.

Now who's in?

Couldn't have said it better! I have seen this done in Aus and it really rocks. You get to have a go in a friendly environment with no stress and it's safe. No excuses people, book now!

[larriken]

mmmmmm can someone let me stay at there house! I'm clean (usually) and you can thrash the shit outa my blade! Promise!

[cowpoos]

Yeah maybe we can do a swap, but I want the fly strike sorted before I go near your missus.

done....got the rip cord out tonight and sprayed the flyblown tart....she's like a brought one now....

[cowpoos]

Right, I hereby challenge Cowturds, 2Much, Drunken Monkey, and Riff Raff in Dragwars on my 3 year old piece of crap slow Honda!

Be assured, if I beat any of you I will make if my life quest to continuously rub it in your face! :hitcher:

Now put you motor where your mouth is! :Punk:

your on old fella....if I'm there....its on.....and the longest wheelie....its on...

[Zed]

your on old fella....if I'm there....its on.....and the longest wheelie....its on...Nah i'll bow out to the longest wheelie, but i'll take you in the drags, seeing you said my bike was slow. I weight 95kgs too so you'll probly have the advantage? :motu:

[cowpoos]

Nah i'll bow out to the longest wheelie, but i'll take you in the drags, seeing you said my bike was slow. I weight 95kgs too so you'll probly have the advantage? :motu:

lol....chicken....comon....lets hav a wheelie aswell....

and I don't realy hav and advantage...I'm 95kgs too....but I ain't fat like you [pre-drag trash talkin...although you might be fat I don't know]....the only advantage I hav is your on a honda...

[Riff Raff]

mmmmmm can someone let me stay at there house! I'm clean (usually) and you can thrash the shit outa my blade! Promise!
Yep you're staying at our house. Thought you knew that already.

[Riff Raff]

Right, I hereby challenge Cowturds, 2Much, Drunken Monkey, and Riff Raff in Dragwars on my 3 year old piece of crap slow Honda!
How come I'm in that list? But I'm happy to give it a go for a laugh if nothing else. I've seen you ride and I know I probably haven't got any hope of beating you.

[2much]

QUOTE=Zed]Right, I hereby challenge Cowturds, 2Much, Drunken Monkey, and Riff Raff in Dragwars on my 3 year old piece of crap slow Honda!

Be assured, if I beat any of you I will make if my life quest to continuously rub it in your face! :hitcher:

Now put your motor where your mouth is! :Punk:[/QUOTE]

Damn good call mate! I'm up for that, bring it on!!!



Nah i'll bow out to the longest wheelie, but i'll take you in the drags, seeing you said my bike was slow. I weight 95kgs too so you'll probly have the advantage? :motu:

Aw come on Zed, I saw a couple of those wheelstands you pulled up north, not too shabby! By April you'll be up for it......

And don't start making excuses already aye???

[GIXser]

Hey Raff,, anyone gonna tape this event???, otherwise i will bring my h/cam, and after a bit of editing" i should come up with a cool dvd-- what ya reckon-
especially when we can shoot some of the "play offs"

[Zed]

How come I'm in that list? But I'm happy to give it a go for a laugh if nothing else.Hehe, does the term 'pussy fireblades' ring a bell?? But then again, because you're the organiser and I like you, i'll forget you ever called me a wuss k Sue! :shifty:

[Riff Raff]

Hey Raff,, anyone gonna tape this event???, otherwise i will bring my h/cam, and after a bit of editing" i should come up with a cool dvd-- what ya reckon-
especially when we can shoot some of the "play offs"
Sounds cool. I should imagine there will be a few cameras lurking around the place - the more the merrier.

[White trash]

Right, I hereby challenge Cowturds, 2Much, Drunken Monkey, and Riff Raff in Dragwars on my 3 year old piece of crap slow Honda!


Done. 2Much said he'd lend me a bike. You're dead Matt. Dead!

[White trash]

mmmmmm can someone let me stay at there house! I'm clean (usually) and you can thrash the shit outa my blade! Promise!

Sold! My friend, you just bought yourself a bed for the weekend.

[2much]

Sold! My friend, you just bought yourself a bed for the weekend.

WT on a Honda??? RR, please get us some pics of that!!!

[Zed]

Done. 2Much said he'd lend me a bike. You're dead Matt. Dead!Scared Sheep Squadron leader to the rescue is it? 2Much really doesn't know what he's getting himself into with you does he! :ar15:

[Riff Raff]

WT on a Honda??? RR, please get us some pics of that!!!
Ah, you obviously haven't been keeping informed on current events. this will help you:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=21187&page=5

[DEATH_INC.]

I'm in......might weld a cage and bar on the old fzr250 and bring it down for a laugh.....should be funny.
No point doing a longest wheelie comp unless ya can do u-turns, the strip's only a k or so long....

[loosebruce]

Sold! My friend, you just bought yourself a bed for the weekend.

What WT didn't tell you larry is that Riffy is working that night and the only spare bed is his one, but you should be alright jimmy's only little. On yer back though.

Zed you pussy honda fireblade rider, pussy, pussy, pussy, wanna race?

[race me!!!!]

hi im just new to the site but am real keen 4 a day of dragging and stunting
keep up the good work!!!

[larriken]

What WT didn't tell you larry is that Riffy is working that night and the only spare bed is his one, but you should be alright jimmy's only little. On yer back though.

Zed you pussy honda fireblade rider, pussy, pussy, pussy, wanna race?

Bwahahaha, it'll be just like my prison days!:motu:

[In The Breeze]

Ill be there coin permiting :2thumbsup

[Zed]

...wanna race?Goes without saying Brucie, we're not going down there to Nana around all day mate!! :headbang:

Ps. I'd rather u were riding the TL though...:whistle:

[froggyfrenchman]

Myself, Fizzer and gn1nitestnd are planning on heading up for the ocasion. We plan to leave friday and come back sunday. Will be on a really tight budget so if somone knows of an extremly cheap campground (in a not too bad area) or if any of you wouldnt mind a couple of little tents in your backyard for two nights, please post here or pm me with your ideas.

[2much]

Myself, Fizzer and gn1nitestnd are planning on heading up for the ocasion. We plan to leave friday and come back sunday. Will be on a really tight budget so if somone knows of an extremly cheap campground (in a not too bad area) or if any of you wouldnt mind a couple of little tents in your backyard for two nights, please post here or pm me with your ideas.

Hey Froggy,

If you guys feel like coming up thru the gorge and stopping overnight here then I've got a couple of spare beds and a couch you're welcome to use.

[DingDong]

I'll be 1 of 3 spectators... dont care how much you charge me as long as I get some prime piccy/cam locations... I might be in for a 1/4 or 2... see how the RF's feeling, Im sure it'll launch better than most, but from then on I'll be rooted:apumpin: .

[Big Dave]

Still a 'maybe' but it looks like we might get a few of the pros along for a show. I have to be able to tell them what date for sure - has that been decided yet?

Vege has also given us some 1yrs subscriptions to Kiwi Rider to use as prizes.
I'm thinking 'best stunt' and 'best picture' - and not only win the subs but we'll run your pics in KR - so shoot hires all you schnappers.

[froggyfrenchman]

that sounds awesome big dave, on 'ya for sorting some prizes out!

[Riff Raff]

Hey folks
This is the page to go to now for stunt/dragwars:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=24630

[boomer]

WT on a Honda??? RR, please get us some pics of that!!!

It won't be long till you see the light too...