Need a laugh?

[myvice]

Got home early the other day and caught some dance competition that my wife was watching, not my cup of tea so I started reading...
I dunno if its still on but if it is, don’t watch it!
Listen to it tho, sounds like they are describing a porn movie!
Wifey asked what the hell was so funny, told her and now she cant watch it without smiling!
Said I ruined it for her...
Made my day.

[skelstar]

From the 5 mins I watched I could tell they had scripted in an evil South African judge. Nice touch. Very 'Lethal Weapon'/'Die Hard'.

[Sniper]

He was German. South Africans aren't so poise or presise.

[Colapop]

I thought it was pleiet? Dunno spelling sounds like 'plee ayy' - ballet toe thingy I think. Don't ask....

I watched a bit of it - Go the white guy - He leaped off stage and arsed up. Then claimed later theyed done that on purpose so he wouldn't get through!! Have you ever seen white guys dance (Yep it was like that) Lucky there was no-one else on stage there coulda been carnage!

[skelstar]

Ahh my bad...a dancing German. But he wasnt wearing lederhausen (sp)?? :)

[ManDownUnder]

Got home early the other day and caught some dance competition that my wife was watching, not my cup of tea so I started reading...
I dunno if its still on but if it is, don’t watch it!
Listen to it tho, sounds like they are describing a porn movie!
Wifey asked what the hell was so funny, told her and now she cant watch it without smiling!
Said I ruined it for her...
Made my day.

Classic - must try that myself LOL

[Wolf]

Ahh my bad...a dancing German. But he wasnt wearing lederhausen (sp)?? :)
Lederhosen - nobody I know of lives in leather houses...

[skelstar]

Good point. For some reason I think I was thinking of 'house' when I typed it :).