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Fishy
14th February 2006, 09:50
This is sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale Arizona

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF
Wolf
14th February 2006, 10:56
WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF
Could see that last bit coming.
Grahameeboy
14th February 2006, 11:04
Could see that last bit coming.

said the actress to the bishop!!!
Wolf
14th February 2006, 11:14
said the actress to the bishop!!!
Man, how old are you?
Grahameeboy
14th February 2006, 11:15
Man, how old are you?

43 why??.....................
Wolf
14th February 2006, 11:31
43 why??.....................
The old "actress said to bishop"/"bishop said to actress" lines. A year older than me, small wonder you come out with arcana...
Grahameeboy
14th February 2006, 11:34
The old "actress said to bishop"/"bishop said to actress" lines. A year older than me, small wonder you come out with arcana...

and 24 days sonny.....
Wolf
14th February 2006, 11:38
and 24 days sonny.....
Ach, a bloody Leo, no wonder!
Grahameeboy
14th February 2006, 11:39
Ach, a bloody Leo, no wonder!

I was waiting for that....is it worth me trying to say that I am not your typical Leo...........??:violin:
Wolf
14th February 2006, 11:44
I was waiting for that....is it worth me trying to say that I am not your typical Leo...........??:violin:
No point, I don't believe in horoscopes anyway.


Virgos never do...
Grahameeboy
14th February 2006, 11:47
No point, I don't believe in horoscopes anyway.


Virgos never do...

Phew....nor do I......mind you all my Family are Leos...what are the chances of that 'appening eh?

Anyway, enjoy the banter, take care Mr Wolf and enjoy Valentines Day with Mrs/Ms Wolf.....:)
Wolf
14th February 2006, 11:49
Phew....nor do I......mind you all my Family are Leos...what are the chances of that 'appening eh?

Anyway, enjoy the banter, take care Mr Wolf and enjoy Valentines Day with Mrs/Ms Wolf.....:)
Yeah, all the best to you and yours as well, now let's stop hijacking poor Fishslayer's thread :devil2:
Grahameeboy
14th February 2006, 11:51
Yeah, all the best to you and yours as well, now let's stop hijacking poor Fishslayer's thread :devil2:

Only girl in my life is my 3 year old Daughter.....she is enough to keep me busy!!!!:yeah:
Drunken Monkey
14th February 2006, 14:09
Mmmmmmm...golf.......
Grahameeboy
14th February 2006, 14:12
Mmmmmmm...golf.......

Guess you would need a driver for that hole then.......!!
MSTRS
14th February 2006, 14:12
Now there's a chance of a backstroke that you don't see every day.
Drunken Monkey
14th February 2006, 14:18
Guess you would need a driver for that hole then.......!!

I still prefer the term "1 Wood" for that very reason...
Grahameeboy
14th February 2006, 14:23
I still prefer the term "1 Wood" for that very reason...

I'll give you that one....see u Sunday in Clevedon........no how about "2 Wood" he he
Fishy
14th February 2006, 14:40
Mmmmmmm...golf.......

Very nice!.
ZorsT
14th February 2006, 14:52
Mmmmmmm...golf.......

Alas, 'tis made with photoshop...
Drunken Monkey
14th February 2006, 15:44
Hopefully this meets with your approval instead...
ZorsT
14th February 2006, 15:51
I hate to be pickey, but the pic is of too low resolution...
Drunken Monkey
14th February 2006, 16:10
...how about some bunker babes from golfpunk.com...?
Jackrat
14th February 2006, 17:52
I was waiting for that....is it worth me trying to say that I am not your typical Leo...........??:violin:

What??? your not good looking,a natural born leader,loved by all and humble with it.
Like the rest of us!!:blip:
Swoop
14th February 2006, 19:56
Golf.

A good walk fu*ked up!