Mental images of KBers

[MSTRS]

You know how it is human nature to imagine what someone who you have never met looks like, yet are familiar with on the telephone, or indeed a regular poster on KB?
It was to my great amusement that on Motorway Patrol last night, who should appear but our old friend WINJA. Yes, the motorway walker fitted my mental picture of WINJA absolutely perfectly!!

[scumdog]

Hahahaha! WINJA walking! hahahahah walking!:bleh: :D :lol: :rofl: :killingme

[crashe]

I had to tape it last night.. so I shall now be looking forward to watching it later on today... or should I be scared to see what WINJA looks like :rofl: :whistle:

[MSTRS]

I had to tape it last night.. so I shall now be looking forward to watching it later on today... or should I be scared to see what WINJA looks like :rofl: :whistle:
Enjoy. It is a treat.

[Str8 Jacket]

Yeah I know what you mean. I find myself imagining what people look like all the time. I dont know if anyone else here does this but I find the nastier the person is online, the uglier I imagine them to be....
According to one person on this site Im a big fat lardarse, weighing in at a whooping 51 kgs! :rofl:

So what does WINJA look like? Anyone got a pic?

[Colapop]

Most images of KBers are pictures of mental people aren't they? :spudwave:

[MSTRS]

According to one person on this site Im a big fat lardarse, weighing in at a whooping 51 kgs! :rofl:
Per cheek or both together??:whistle: :rofl:now I'm :buggerd:

[Colapop]

Yeah I know what you mean. I find myself imagining what people look like all the time. I dont know if anyone else here does this but I find the nastier the person is online, the uglier I imagine them to be....
According to one person on this site Im a big fat lardarse, weighing in at a whooping 51 kgs! :rofl:

So what does WINJA look like? Anyone got a pic?
I can verify having met Str8 Jacket that she is;
6 foot tall and bulletproof, she's an Amazon in the jungle and likes large round vege's!!

[Str8 Jacket]

Per cheek or both together??:whistle: :rofl:now I'm :buggerd:

If I told you it was per cheek would you be scared of me? What type of mental image of me would that give you? lol!

Colapop your a funny bugger. Fancy a spot of gardening this weekend? :apumpin:

[Fishy]

Ah bugger, I missed motoway patrol last night!. Damn valentines day!

[Colapop]

Love to ... unfortunately there's something I've got planned.... umm over there... *exit stage left*


Going to Help SC with his "My little Pony"

[MSTRS]

Nah MsSJ. your profile bike tells me that it's not true. (could be for mine tho<_< )

[Colapop]

Hmmmm ... MSTRS is 5'2" mousy brown hair, squinty eyes, and a pencil mooostache.... hopes to be a used car salesman one day.....


Go on, how close aye?

[MSTRS]

A near miss Colapop. Had to check the mirror tho.....

[Str8 Jacket]

Nah MsSJ. your profile bike tells me that it's not true. (could be for mine tho<_< )

Aww damn, see the net isn't as "anonymous" as you would think, though you should still be scared of me....

Colapop seeing as you have a goo dexcuse I shall let you of. But promise me that you will not try and mount SC's pony! :shutup:

[Colapop]

...promise me that you will not try and mount SC's pony! :shutup:
Maybe on the mantlepiece... :Oops: that sounds dodgey still (and acrobatic) doesn't it?

[Finn]

Yeah I know what you mean. I find myself imagining what people look like all the time. I dont know if anyone else here does this but I find the nastier the person is online, the uglier I imagine them to be....
According to one person on this site Im a big fat lardarse, weighing in at a whooping 51 kgs! :rofl:



Yeah I find myself doing this too but I do it with the simpletons, you know those stupid people who live really sheltered lives, don't have a single thought of their own and because of their ignorance and lack of education, just don't have anything intelligent to contribute to this site. I put this down to inbreeding as after all we are a small island.

[Str8 Jacket]

Maybe on the mantlepiece... :Oops: that sounds dodgey still (and acrobatic) doesn't it?

Its funny how this has gone from WINJA to "my little pony" poor WINJA.....

[idb]

Yeah I find myself doing this too but I do it with the simpletons, you know those stupid people who live really sheltered lives, don't have a single thought of their own and because of their ignorance and lack of education, just don't have anything intelligent to contribute to this site. I put this down to inbreeding as after all we are a small island.
If I could understand what you said there I'm sure that I'd be insulted!

[Colapop]

Most pony's I know are fairly round and WINJA by all accounts is... well, not thin - there's your comparative link!

[Colapop]

If I could understand what you said there I'm sure that I'd be insulted!
He said you married your sister/mama!:spudwave:

[idb]

He said you married your sister/mama!:spudwave:
I'm from the South Island, there's no insult there.

[Finn]

If I could understand what you said there I'm sure that I'd be insulted!

The fact that you can string a sentence together that makes sence, there's no reason for you to feel insulted.

[Fishy]

Most pony's I know are fairly round and WINJA by all accounts is... well, not thin - there's your comparative link!

I must meet WINJA some time, sounds like an interesting character.

[Str8 Jacket]

Most pony's I know are fairly round and WINJA by all accounts is... well, not thin - there's your comparative link!

No fair! I didnt get to see the show so im still in the dark as to how WINJA actually looks!

[Fishy]

Yeah same here, he reckons he knows me but I have no idea of his identity.

[Finn]

I must meet WINJA some time, sounds like an interesting character.

I met him a while back when I was dating his mother. In person, he's a pleasant, well rounded chap with a good sense of humour. That was until I told him of my plans to marry his mum and that he would have to call me daddy. He turned into that person we all know and bet the snot out of me. I'm not sure what upset him the most. Having me as a dad or my Honda in the garage next to his Suzuki.

GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM BASTARD!!!

[Fishy]

Hahahaha I must catch up with him soon then, sounds like a bit of a laugh.

[Str8 Jacket]

sounds like a bit of a laugh.

Well he's a crack up on line, always a good laugh and he definately knows how to wind people up! Though I have met a few KBers now and some of them are quite different from there "online personalities".

[cowpoos]

you guys are mean....you going to winja's feeling

[Str8 Jacket]

you guys are mean....you going to winja's feeling

Hey! Aren't you supposed to be in the kitchen making Jelly!

Anyway WINJA should be stoked that theres a whole thread dedicated to him!

[cowpoos]

Hey! Aren't you supposed to be in the kitchen making Jelly!



sorry!!!! *****runs off*****

[Colapop]

CP - you have a jeelllly appointment with SJ??!!??

[Str8 Jacket]

CP - you have a jeelllly appointment with SJ??!!??

He has to make the damn jelly yet, but he keeps getting out of the kitchen....

[Colapop]

I demand front row seats!

Dress circle tickets with waitresses....

[Str8 Jacket]

I demand front row seats!

Dress circle tickets with waitresses....

Sure thing, but cowpoos will be the one wearing a bikini..... :eek5:

[Colapop]

I'll need counselling.... :shit: :puke:

[Grahameeboy]

I'll need counselling.... :shit: :puke:

:grouphug: ..........................

[Grahameeboy]

Sure thing, but cowpoos will be the one wearing a bikini..... :eek5:

:scratch:.......................

[cowpoos]

Sure thing, but cowpoos will be the one wearing a bikini..... :eek5:

yep..... a white see through one.......very very small too...... got it from the $2 dollar shop....




you hav a video cam colapop?

[Grahameeboy]

yep..... a white see through one.......very very small too...... got it from the $2 dollar shop....




you hav a video cam colapop?

Have you been buying Barbie Dolls again just to get cheap clothes!!!

[Str8 Jacket]

yep..... a white see through one.......very very small too...... got it from the $2 dollar shop....

I wonder what "Mental Image" other KBers have of you right now!

[Fishy]

Grahameeboy might be takin a fancy to him?! hahaha

[Str8 Jacket]

Grahameeboy might be takin a fancy to him?! hahaha

All sounds a bit mental to me....

ba
dom
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tish!

[Grahameeboy]

Grahameeboy might be takin a fancy to him?! hahaha

Ssccchhhhhhheerr.......

[Colapop]

GBshould know there's not alot "fancy" about that farmboy!!

CP I'll cum prepared for a live webcam broadcast - world famous in The World!

[Wolf]

Mental image of me and Strayjuliet? Our pics are in my profile (and you can see what our oldest son looked like before he was born).

I do build up mental images of people here and I'm often surprised when I meet them in person or see pics of them (or video, in Hitcher's case) on KB.

Skunk was nothing like I imagined him, Str8 looked nothing like I imagined but she is just as manic in real life as she is on KB :bleh: and she's not remotely a huge lard-arse.

Normally people look older or younger than I imagine them as I seldom check the ages of those who bother to put their birth year in their profiles.

[Grahameeboy]

GBshould know there's not alot "fancy" about that farmboy!!

CP I'll cum prepared for a live webcam broadcast - world famous in The World!

But but...can't I at least try before I buy?

[Str8 Jacket]

Str8 looked nothing like I imagined but she is just as manic in real life as she is on KB :bleh: and she's not remotely a huge lard-arse.


Aww shucks, thanks Wolf! The funny thing is you kinda looked like how I imagined you when I met you, but of course you were much better looking!

[MSTRS]

Wolf's got it.....not a thread about WINJA per se. Just mental images that we have of those we 'know' but haven't met in person. So who has what image of who??

[scumdog]

Wolf's got it.....not a thread about WINJA per se. Just mental images that we have of those we 'know' but haven't met in person. So who has what image of who??

I have an image of Dangerous as a manic looking ginga who brutalises any bike he gets on but is also pretty fanatic about keeping bikes clean,





But having actually met him helps the 'image':laugh: :slap: :doh: .

[Wolf]

Aww shucks, thanks Wolf! The funny thing is you kinda looked like how I imagined you when I met you, but of course you were much better looking!
Yeah, well, I'd shaved sometime that week...

[idb]

Well I pictured Scumdog as a huge hulking manly man with a permanent two-day growth, trailling a cloud of manly pheromones in the middle of an impenetrable huddle of ladies, drinking rum and bourbon from bottles and crushing them afterwards, riding a big dangerous Harley that only he is man enough to handle but never at high speed cos he knows he's got nothing to prove to anyone, with a couple of huge black snarling dogs that no-one else can get near, and a totally stunning blonde nurse as his constant companion who is the only person in the world that can tame him, able to sum up any situation with staggering wisdom in three words or less delivered in a deep manly voice but never above a normal volume because everyone stops and listens to everything he says.









And I was pretty much bang on!

[Colapop]

Now I haven't met any of these people so no offense intended...
SD:
Funny I've got that impression of him too... 'cept for the crowd of adoring chicks. He's happier at the bar "surveying his domain".....

IDB:
grey haired, relatively fit older guy, gnarly hands from fixing stuff, wears long shorts and sandels 'cept when riding, could see him riding his restored Indian (bike)

The_Dover:
Solid chap about 6 foot tall, boyish grin, means well, breaks stuff occasionally (not trying to)

Cowpoos:
Wolly farmer type, gumboots, ripped jeans, check shirt, facial growth after a hard night boozing, likes dueling banjoes a little too well....

MSTRS:
as stated previously.....

Others I've seen your profile pics or pics of you doing stuff on here (TLrider you've a face that'd sink a thousand ships!!) I'll get to know ya all in real life and no doubt those views will change .... or not!!

[idb]

.........IDB:
grey haired, relatively fit older guy, gnarly hands from fixing stuff, wears long shorts and sandels 'cept when riding, could see him riding his restored Indian (bike)............
Ain't the internet great!
Despite my on-line persona I'm actually an 18 year old blonde girl who has recently been kicked out of the convent for wearing my habit a little too high and a little too tight.
I'm lost and frightened and just need a big strong kind man to educate me in the ways of the world..........but where can I find such a man?

[scumdog]

Ain't the internet great!
Despite my on-line persona I'm actually an 18 year old blonde girl who has recently been kicked out of the convent for wearing my habit a little too high and a little too tight.
I'm lost and frightened and just need a big strong kind man to educate me in the ways of the world..........but where can I find such a man?

I'll back that up, in reality idb is nothing but a common slapper who got turfed out of the Central Otago Home for Wayward Girls - (which she claimed was a "Convent") for being too wayward.:woohoo:

[cowpoos]

The_Dover:
Solid chap about 6 foot tall, boyish grin, means well, breaks stuff occasionally (not trying to)

Cowpoos:
Wolly farmer type, gumboots, ripped jeans, check shirt, facial growth after a hard night boozing, likes dueling banjoes a little too well....


dover 6ft 4.....rest is pretty much on the button.....well he is ugly and has a fat arse....

me....I don't wear checked shirts..... :2thumbsup

[idb]

I'll back that up, in reality idb is nothing but a common slapper who got turfed out of the Central Otago Home for Wayward Girls - (which she claimed was a "Convent") for being too wayward.:woohoo:
I'm not common...................!

[MSTRS]

MSTRS:
as stated previously.....


:nya: :kick: got you fooled.....next!

[MSTRS]

Be afraid peoples......WINJA is lurking on this thread. Probably just been dropped off....:oi-grr:

[WINJA]

in all seriousness i think that guy may be a cousin of mine , i think ive seen him at a few family get togethers , its hard to keep track cause my mum has 13 brothers and sisters.
i can sympathise with the guy , hes just trying to cross the motorway and train tracks and some fucken pig with an attitde harrasses him

[scumdog]

in all seriousness i think that guy may be a cousin of mine , i think ive seen him at a few family get togethers , its hard to keep track cause my mum has 13 brothers and sisters.
i can sympathise with the guy , hes just trying to cross the motorway and train tracks and some fucken pig with an attitde harrasses him

That comment nails it as YOU!!:motu:

[Colapop]

I'll back that up, in reality idb is nothing but a common slapper who got turfed out of the Central Otago Home for Wayward Girls - (which she claimed was a "Convent") for being too wayward.:woohoo:
So you're that "big strong man" he/she is looking for?

WINJA?? Here??!!?

WINJA:
Clerk of an accountancy firm likes to masquerade online as a badass. In reality, girls scare him. 5'4" slightly balding, really likes Star Trek a little too much, has vast collection of pocket protectors, can use a slide rule with great proficientcy (sp)....... :motu:






(Really WINJA we know you're a good sort who can back up every threat he makes...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: *Tui moment*

[WINJA]

That comment nails it as YOU!!:motu:
YOU GUYS ARE A PACK OF CUNTS , ABOUT HALF MY FAMILY HAS SEEN THE INSIDE OF A JAIL CELL CAUSE OF YOU PRICKS

[WINJA]

So you're that "big strong man" he/she is looking for?

WINJA?? Here??!!?

WINJA:
Clerk of an accountancy firm likes to masquerade online as a badass. In reality, girls scare him. 5'4" slightly balding, really likes Star Trek a little too much, has vast collection of pocket protectors, can use a slide rule with great proficientcy (sp)....... :motu:






(Really WINJA we know you're a good sort who can back up every threat he makes...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: *Tui moment*
ACTUALLY IM FANTASTIC WITH A SLIDE RULE AND USUALLY CARRY ONE WITH ME AT ALL TIMES , ITS A PREASURE TEMPERATURE ONE

[Grahameeboy]

YOU GUYS ARE A PACK OF CUNTS , ABOUT HALF MY FAMILY HAS SEEN THE INSIDE OF A JAIL CELL CAUSE OF YOU PRICKS

:grouphug: :Playnice:

[Colapop]

So the rest isn't too far off then...?

[cowpoos]

GBshould know there's not alot "fancy" about that farmboy!!

CP I'll cum prepared for a live webcam broadcast - world famous in The World!

I'm fancy.....real fuckin fancy....


and everyone.... SJ needs some suggestions on what she's wearing!!!!

I reckon to funnels and a jandal!!!!

[idb]

You big strong men aren't fighting over me are you?

[scumdog]

YOU GUYS ARE A PACK OF CUNTS , ABOUT HALF MY FAMILY HAS SEEN THE INSIDE OF A JAIL CELL CAUSE OF YOU PRICKS

How the Hell did the other half not get to see the inside of a jail cell?

Gimme their address's and I'll rectify THAT!!:soon: :laugh:

[Grahameeboy]

I'm fancy.....real fuckin fancy....


and everyone.... SJ needs some suggestions on what she's wearing!!!!

I reckon to funnels and a jandal!!!!

How am I gonna concentrate on me work now.........all I can think about.......no no...stop it.....the voices...........I'll have ketchup with mine please!!:bye:

[Grahameeboy]

How the Hell did the other half not get to see the inside of a jail cell?

Gimme their address's and I'll rectify THAT!!:soon: :laugh:

Not enough room I guess.......

[Colapop]

So many sidetracks ....

GB - no thanks honey...

CP - Got to see her this weekend maybe so I'd better be nice, though being the jungle bunny she is ... possibly a loin cloth and a strategically placed branch (full of leaves)

idb - I think the school Marm is calling you (what, I'mnot sure yet - but I do know it's profane)

[Str8 Jacket]

and everyone.... SJ needs some suggestions on what she's wearing!!!!

I reckon to funnels and a jandal!!!!

Nah thats too fancy for me, dont you worry though Ive got it all sorted! Anyway stop hijacking the thread! :nya: or it'll soon be the "highway to pointless drivel" thread and I for one am kind of interested in what others see other KB members as looking like....

[Str8 Jacket]

CP - Got to see her this weekend maybe so I'd better be nice, though being the jungle bunny she is ... possibly a loin cloth and a strategically placed branch (full of leaves)



No no, dont be nice, tell me what you really think. Ive got some interesting plans for your weed eater :devil2:

[Sniper]

JWALKER is a little weedy bugger whos eyes are way too close together.

[Grahameeboy]

[QUOTE=Colapop]So many sidetracks ....

GB - no thanks honey...

QUOTE]

You win some you loose some:cry:

[Grahameeboy]

JWALKER is a little weedy bugger whos eyes are way too close together.

Guess you are used to 'Lonely Guy' then!!

[Wolf]

Those I have met and how they compared with mental image:

Eurygnomes - younger and no one warned me she was so tall
Celtic Sea Lily - younger
Skunk - shorter and skinnier
Skunk Control - didn't have skimpy leathers, a whip and Skunk on a leash...
Str8 Jacket - younger
HondaCMX450 - actually, he looked like I had imagined
Road Rash - hadn't read enough of his posts to form an opinion
Momentum - hadn't read enough of his posts to form an opinion of him, either
Crashe - older and more "motherly"
Waylander - younger and skinnier
Phurrball - older, slimmer, taller and less phurry
Holy Roller - bigger and hairier, dunno what I expected but it wasn't "Little John"
Warr - hadn't read enough of his posts to form an opinion
MSTRS - older and slimmer but the expected mischievous glint was in his eyes
Yungatart - hadn't really formulated an image
hXc - the bugger was taller than I expected
Brains - older
HDTBoy - younger
b4time - older
Milky (I think it was) - hadn't read enough of his posts to form an opinion
EddieB I already knew on account of having dated his sister for a while


and I knew Lias was an ugly fucker before I even joined this site...

Hadn't realised how many KBers I'd met until I embarked on that exercise.

[cowpoos]

Ive got some interesting plans for your weed eater :devil2:

now that would be worth videoing!!!!!

[scumdog]

Biffs a ginga looking Welshman with a cheery manner, a puzzled countenance an exhaustive leek collection and a bike he doesn't get to ride anywhere......

[MSTRS]

in all seriousness i think that guy may be a cousin of mine ........
Oh Fuck !! Actually, I need to clear any misconceptions you lot have of me.....
I'm an aged biker chick, retired in Motueka (where the growing season is reeeeal good). I love leather, chains and women (any order will do) and I ride a big ol' Haaarley. I've got tats on both arms, tits & 'other' places but I aint gonna tell where. I smoke, drink, and I'm a mean shot with a sawnoff.
Y'all b'leeve me eh??

[Grahameeboy]

Oh Fuck !! Actually, I need to clear any misconceptions you lot have of me.....
I'm an aged biker chick, retired in Motueka (where the growing season is reeeeal good). I love leather, chains and women (any order will do) and I ride a big ol' Haaarley. I've got tats on both arms, tits & 'other' places but I aint gonna tell where. I smoke, drink, and I'm a mean shot with a sawnoff.
Y'all b'leeve me eh??

Ovcorse!!!!

[MSTRS]

Ovcorse!!!!
Oh thank'e kind sir
Wolf.....shut up.

[Colapop]

No no, dont be nice, tell me what you really think. Ive got some interesting plans for your weed eater :devil2:
Well I've seen that your bush needs trimming ... that'd be a starting place for it!

[scumdog]

Oh Fuck !! Actually, I need to clear any misconceptions you lot have of me.....
I'm an aged biker chick, retired in Motueka (where the growing season is reeeeal good). I love leather, chains and women (any order will do) and I ride a big ol' Haaarley. I've got tats on both arms, tits & 'other' places but I aint gonna tell where. I smoke, drink, and I'm a mean shot with a sawnoff.
Y'all b'leeve me eh??

Nah! 'Cos thats Mongoose you've described and I know he is a 'he'!:bleh:

Look up his profile - or have you already to get your bogus profile/image?

[cowpoos]

Y'all b'leeve me eh??

yep....as much as I believe that possum livers are like McDee's

[MSTRS]

Nah! 'Cos thats Mongoose ......
Yeah OK. It's a fair cop. I'll come quietly....all over your shoes, big boy

[Grahameeboy]

Yeah OK. It's a fair cop. I'll come quietly....all over your shoes, big boy

No COPulating please......this is a clean show :psst:

[Wolf]

Oh thank'e kind sir
Wolf.....shut up.
I can see a "Financial Opportunity" opening up here...

Eh? Come, now, "blackmail" is such an ugly word.

[MSTRS]

I can see a "Financial Opportunity" opening up here...

Eh? Come, now, "blackmail" is such an ugly word.
Revenge shall be all the sweeter when appreciated cold...

[Sniper]

Guess you are used to 'Lonely Guy' then!!

More used to it than "troller" :bleh:

[Grahameeboy]

More used to it than "troller" :bleh:

Playing dirty now....but hey out of 3,000 odd members only 2 voted for me and one of those was you, you scoundrel............aha

[Sniper]

I know, sorry, was in a bad mood that day. I see you havent voted me Lonely guy though

[Grahameeboy]

I know, sorry, was in a bad mood that day. I see you havent voted me Lonely guy though

THAT IS CAUSE I AM NICE........

[Rashika]

Biffs a ginga looking Welshman with a cheery manner, a puzzled countenance an exhaustive leek collection and a bike he doesn't get to ride anywhere......
hahahahahaaaaaa...very apt :yeah:

[idb]

Rashika's the Amazon that I imagined.

[Wolf]

Rashika's the Amazon that I imagined.
Based on the screen name I had her imagined as exotic looking - slim, dark hair, brown eyes, dark or dusky skinned - Arab Princess kinda thing.

[idb]

Based on the screen name I had her imagined as exotic looking - slim, dark hair, brown eyes, dark or dusky skinned - Arab Princess kinda thing.
Hey!!!!
That's about it!

[Rashika]

Rashika's the Amazon that I imagined.
oooooooooo .... I hope you're talking like 'wonder woman' kinda amazon? :cool:



or there could be some of this :eyepoke: happening shortly waaaaay down south

[Rashika]

Based on the screen name I had her imagined as exotic looking - slim, dark hair, brown eyes, dark or dusky skinned - Arab Princess kinda thing.
damn close :rockon:
you're maaaaa hero :hug:

[Wolf]

damn close :rockon:
you're maaaaa hero :hug:
Thought so!

It was either that or white skin, blonde hair, jeans, jandals, tube-top, ciggy in one hand and can of Fosters in the other...

[idb]

oooooooooo .... I hope you're talking like 'wonder woman' kinda amazon? :cool:



or there could be some of this :eyepoke: happening shortly waaaaay down south
Of course.
Those amulets and that golden lariat really work for you!

[Colapop]

So you'd be able to give a version of the dance of the seven veils?

[Rashika]

So you'd be able to give a version of the dance of the seven veils?
welllllll..... hmmmm... no better not say anymore :cool:


My name does of course have a history and meaning, I didn't just pick it outa a wheetbix box like the rest of you buggers!
Rashika= Daughter of a shiek (or something similar)
I have used it for a number of years now. <_<

Oh yeah and Scumdog? Betcha my shiny sparkly tassles outdo yours ;)

[Scouse]

You know how it is human nature to imagine what someone who you have never met looks like, yet are familiar with on the telephone, or indeed a regular poster on KB?
It was to my great amusement that on Motorway Patrol last night, who should appear but our old friend WINJA. Yes, the motorway walker fitted my mental picture of WINJA absolutely perfectly!!I actually thought it was you because I imagine that you like to do big tounge kisses with dogs

[WINJA]

HOME DETENTION
How the Hell did the other half not get to see the inside of a jail cell?

[MSTRS]

I actually thought it was you because I imagine that you like to do big tounge kisses with dogs
Bwahahahaha
:finger:

[yungatart]

I have a mental picture of Ixion as being somewhat like Gandalf- all long, flowing wizardy robes and hair to match- just can't figure out if he's grey or white.
zrxer - did you play gollum in LOTR?
WT was a complete surprise when I met him- where did all those muscles, charm and good looks go?:apumpin:

[Scouse]

I have a mental picture of Ixion as being somewhat like Gandalf- all long, flowing wizardy robes and hair to match- just can't figure out if he's grey or white.
zrxer - did you play gollum in LOTR?
WT was a complete surprise when I met him- where did all those muscles, charm and good looks go?:apumpin:
No But must be Big Momma from Big Momma

[yungatart]

No But your Big Momma from Big Momma
My mama is 4ft 9 and 45 kilos-not big by any one's standards.:confused:

[Skyryder]

I stopped having mental pictures when they made Lord of the Rings. Had all these charectors in my head then Peter Jackson changed them all; not for the better I might add.

And if I start putting faces to names????????..................I just look at the words ladies and gentlemen...........and respond to what's in front.

Skyryder

[Colapop]

I'm crap at remembering peoples names in person so getting a face to a name (after it's become ingrained) is kinda good. Only problem is I'll call them only by their KB name - even after I've been corrected, several times.

[idb]

I'm crap at remembering peoples names in person so getting a face to a name (after it's become ingrained) is kinda good. Only problem is I'll call them only by their KB name - even after I've been corrected, several times.
Which is a good reason to be careful about the nom d' keyboard that you choose, don't want anything that you'd be embarrassed to be called to your face.

[far queue]

Which is a good reason to be careful about the nom d' keyboard that you choose, don't want anything that you'd be embarrassed to be called to your face.
What ever do you mean :p

[idb]

What ever do you mean :p
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

[N4CR]

Usually people are similar to the impression I get, the photo I saw of scumdog hardly suprised me.

WINJA... i'll see you at paeroa, bet that is going to be fucking weird seeing you, you hot sexy thing you!

Ixion fits the bill, seen him 3x on his beemer.

Johnbanks was not what I expected, as with weasel and gremlin.. weird.

Big dave 'fitted' the bill, reminded me of hagrid from harry pothead.

[WINJA]

Usually people are similar to the impression I get, the photo I saw of scumdog hardly suprised me.

WINJA... i'll see you at paeroa, bet that is going to be fucking weird seeing you, you hot sexy thing you!

Ixion fits the bill, seen him 3x on his beemer.

Johnbanks was not what I expected, as with weasel and gremlin.. weird.

Big dave 'fitted' the bill, reminded me of hagrid from harry pothead.
YEAH IM LIKE BRAD PITT ,OR MAYBE BRADS ARM PIT

[scumdog]

welllllll..... hmmmm... no better not say anymore :cool:



Oh yeah and Scumdog? Betcha my shiny sparkly tassles outdo yours ;)

O.K., I'll give you that - but mine are more manly, as befitting my image.
(or the one idb has of me:motu: )

[dangerous]

Now I have just been refered to this thread as when I see the names in a thread on the 1st page like winja, coowpoos etc I switch off and go to another thread.....

Well I pictured Scumdog as a.......

I have an image of Dangerous as a manic looking ginga who brutalises any bike he gets on but is also pretty fanatic about keeping bikes clean,

But having actually met him helps the 'image':laugh: :slap: :doh: .
That will keep, I pictured SD as a clean cut copper that did every thing by the book and greased up to the bosses, and was posesed with his job..... ahhh well now I just wounder how the hell he managed to get CB's attention :bleh:


YOU GUYS ARE A PACK OF CUNTS , ABOUT HALF MY FAMILY HAS SEEN THE INSIDE OF A JAIL CELL CAUSE OF YOU PRICKS
Ya see thats were as pricks got it wrong........... shouldent have been jail, was ment to be the padded cell, loony bin and once the men in white clocks catch you..... you will be back in there, I just hope they dont have the net in there:mellow:


Biffs a ginga looking Welshman with a cheery manner, a puzzled countenance an exhaustive leek collection and a bike he doesn't get to ride anywhere......
And 7 foot tall


Rashika's the Amazon that I imagined.


Based on the screen name I had her imagined as exotic looking - slim, dark hair, brown eyes, dark or dusky skinned - Arab Princess kinda thing.
Hey I'd agree with that comment.... you guys really need to see her belly dance (dosent matter that she has a tight tum)
BTW her eyes are blue :blip:

[Wolf]

I have a mental picture of Ixion as being somewhat like Gandalf- all long, flowing wizardy robes and hair to match- just can't figure out if he's grey or white.
That's scarily close to my image of him. That, or: sandy short hair, appears 30-ish and partial to long coats that hide the 1000-year-old Japanese katana he constantly carries...

[Rashika]

Hey I'd agree with that comment.... you guys really need to see her belly dance (dosent matter that she has a tight tum)
BTW her eyes are blue :blip:
:o oooooooooo you got me all embarrassed now...

[Wolf]

Which is a good reason to be careful about the nom d' keyboard that you choose, don't want anything that you'd be embarrassed to be called to your face.
So we'd have people calling out friendly greetings to each other:

r4q2: Far queue!
far queue: r4q2!

At least it'd keep the tone of meets at the customary level of KB...

[DemonWolf]

hahaa.. classic Wolf. =)

[idb]

BTW her eyes are blue :blip:
I knew that...I didn't want to give the impression that I had examined her too closely.

[Fishy]

Ok people here one for ya...not many people have met me so what does everyone think I look like? :Playnice:

[MSTRS]

Close ?

[Fishy]

Dude have you been snooping around my place with a camera??

[MSTRS]

Had to get a new lens after that shot:( :innocent:

[Finn]

Ok people here one for ya...not many people have met me so what does everyone think I look like? :Playnice:

Can it wait till tomorrow? I think I'll have a fairly good idea then and possibly some photo's...

[Fishy]

Thats cheating!.

[Grahameeboy]

Ok people here one for ya...not many people have met me so what does everyone think I look like? :Playnice:

I do I do......

[Fishy]

Sorry grahame I'm not proposing to you...

[SpeedyGirl]

Sorry grahame I'm not proposing to you...


But he is trying :)

[Colapop]

He's VERY trying....

[Grahameeboy]

Sorry grahame I'm not proposing to you...

Bugger, Cowpoos, Sniper and now you........and I thought you were easy.....talk about rejection!!!!

Hey Speedygirl and Hammer Head.....best to try than not at all I say...

[MSTRS]

"Might have been, lost" by Stilton ??

[Grahameeboy]

"Might have been, lost" by Stilton ??

No...."Shredded" by Anchor??

[MSTRS]

:no: :no: ....never mind.

[Grahameeboy]

:no: :no: ....never mind.

It's me isn't it...........:buggerd:

[MSTRS]

....I couldn't possibly comment.....

[Grahameeboy]

....I couldn't possibly comment.....

....will some one please tell me.......why don't my arms move......what am I doing here nurse......:doctor:

[MSTRS]

....will some one please tell me.......why don't my arms move......what am I doing here nurse......:doctor:
I wouldn't let everyone know just how 'vulnerable' you are......ooops, too late. Now you are :buggerd:

[SpeedyGirl]

It's me isn't it...........:buggerd:


YUP :rofl:

[Grahameeboy]

I wouldn't let everyone know just how 'vulnerable' you are......ooops, too late. Now you are :buggerd:

Well ewe said I am "Trying"......:crazy:

[MSTRS]

Now that's a vicious lie.....tweren't me wot sed that

[Grahameeboy]

Now that's a vicious lie.....tweren't me wot sed that

tis true........I taketh that back.........well I wood if they untied me 'ands....

[MSTRS]

You're determined to let everyone know, aren't you. :mega: You are not 'trying'. Au contraire, my fine friend. You are easy.<_<

[Grahameeboy]

You're determined to let everyone know, aren't you. :mega: You are not 'trying'. Au contraire, my fine friend. You are easy.<_<

Just don't tell Cowpoos........I know he is resisting.....

[scumdog]

Mental Image of KBers???

All the guys are faggots.
All the sheilas are dykes.
They all hate Harleys, cops and cages.
They all do 'runners'
They all are incestuous
They all live north of Parnassus
They all drink 'ghey' beer
They all get sexually aroused at the sight of anything hinting of the opposite/same sex (well for most of them, the others? hmm, hands, sheep or WINJAS 'pretend' pussy items.)
They all ride sprotsbikes that can travel at warp factor 9
They all fall off the road with monotonous regularity.
They all have 95+ demerits.
They know fuck-all about guns/death and the rest of the REAL world.
They are all 30 years old or a lot less
They all think cruisers/mini-choppers suck.
They all think religion is.. )well what DO they think of it??)
They all think they can ride better/root better/drink better and know more about Law than me.
They all think cops have nothing better to do than think of way of screwing up at the tax-payers expence.
They think that S.As/Poms/Yanks/Chinks/Okkers are just dragging the rest of us down.

Of course ALL the ones I have met do NOT fall into the above mental image!!!!

THEY all are pretty good and I haven't had the need to give any of THEM the bash!!

[Rashika]

Mental Image of KBers???

Of course ALL the ones I have met do NOT fall into the above mental image!!!!

THEY all are pretty good and I haven't had the need to give any of THEM the bash!!
Phew! For a moment there I was wondering where I fit in..... :laugh: :lol:

[Bob]

I look nothing like my mental image... :crazy:

26273 26274

[dangerous]

Mental Image of KBers???

All the guys are faggots.
All the sheilas are dykes.
They all hate Harleys, cops and cages.
They all do 'runners'
They all are incestuous
They all live north of Parnassus
They all drink 'ghey' beer
They all get sexually aroused at the sight of anything hinting of the opposite/same sex (well for most of them, the others? hmm, hands, sheep or WINJAS 'pretend' pussy items.)
They all ride sprotsbikes that can travel at warp factor 9
They all fall off the road with monotonous regularity.
They all have 95+ demerits.
They know fuck-all about guns/death and the rest of the REAL world.
They are all 30 years old or a lot less
They all think cruisers/mini-choppers suck.
They all think religion is.. )well what DO they think of it??)
They all think they can ride better/root better/drink better and know more about Law than me.
They all think cops have nothing better to do than think of way of screwing up at the tax-payers expence.
They think that S.As/Poms/Yanks/Chinks/Okkers are just dragging the rest of us down.
Now thats funny shit SD..... and so bloody bang on the money :buggerd:

[SPman]

Well - you werent quite what my mental image was.....a bit like meeting WT for the first time.....:whistle:(actually - you 2 arent related are you?) And Mad Dog was completly different from the mental image !

[idb]

Mental Image of KBers???

All the guys are faggots.
All the sheilas are dykes.
They all hate Harleys, cops and cages.
They all do 'runners'
They all are incestuous
They all live north of Parnassus
They all drink 'ghey' beer
They all get sexually aroused at the sight of anything hinting of the opposite/same sex (well for most of them, the others? hmm, hands, sheep or WINJAS 'pretend' pussy items.)
They all ride sprotsbikes that can travel at warp factor 9
They all fall off the road with monotonous regularity.
They all have 95+ demerits.
They know fuck-all about guns/death and the rest of the REAL world.
They are all 30 years old or a lot less
They all think cruisers/mini-choppers suck.
They all think religion is.. )well what DO they think of it??)
They all think they can ride better/root better/drink better and know more about Law than me.
They all think cops have nothing better to do than think of way of screwing up at the tax-payers expence.
They think that S.As/Poms/Yanks/Chinks/Okkers are just dragging the rest of us down.

Of course ALL the ones I have met do NOT fall into the above mental image!!!!

THEY all are pretty good and I haven't had the need to give any of THEM the bash!!
Yeah, but they've all been South Islanders SD.
A nicer more balanced breed of individual you couldn't hope to meet.

[dangerous]

Well - you werent quite what my mental image was.....
You talking to ME? :spudwave: Yes:whistle:


Yeah, but they've all been South Islanders SD.
A nicer more balanced breed of individual you couldn't hope to meet.
Apart from the fact that north of Timaru we arnt all related and can speak with a proper kiwi tounge

[Skyryder]

Mental Image of KBers???

All the guys are faggots.
All the sheilas are dykes.
They all hate Harleys, cops and cages.
They all do 'runners'
They all are incestuous
They all live north of Parnassus
They all drink 'ghey' beer
They all get sexually aroused at the sight of anything hinting of the opposite/same sex (well for most of them, the others? hmm, hands, sheep or WINJAS 'pretend' pussy items.)
They all ride sprotsbikes that can travel at warp factor 9
They all fall off the road with monotonous regularity.
They all have 95+ demerits.
They know fuck-all about guns/death and the rest of the REAL world.
They are all 30 years old or a lot less
They all think cruisers/mini-choppers suck.
They all think religion is.. )well what DO they think of it??)
They all think they can ride better/root better/drink better and know more about Law than me.
They all think cops have nothing better to do than think of way of screwing up at the tax-payers expence.
They think that S.As/Poms/Yanks/Chinks/Okkers are just dragging the rest of us down.

Of course ALL the ones I have met do NOT fall into the above mental image!!!!

THEY all are pretty good and I haven't had the need to give any of THEM the bash!!

They are all 30 years old or a lot less


Bloody Hell SD. you had me down to a T. All right but for the above. Phew!! :slap:

[dangerous]

You talking to ME? :spudwave: Yes:whistle:<------- hey how'd that get in there Mr mod :2thumbsup


Well - you werent quite what my mental image was.....a bit like meeting WT for the first time.....:whistle:(actually - you 2 arent related are you?)

Ok... so what 'was' your mental image then, and how the hell do you get that skinny foul mouthed, jap wheeling, skirt wearing homo, crossed eyed runt in the same family as me....... ohhhh hang on just read what I wrote, I'm not that crossed eyed am I :shutup: