Time for a caption comp. [Archive]

Big Dave

15th February 2006, 12:13

From Sunday's helicopter ride.
Rep from me to da winah.

Sniper

15th February 2006, 12:18

What a "ruff" rider.

MSTRS

15th February 2006, 12:18

Cos his bike wasn't like all the others, Denny never had much luck with the bitches.
(sorry ladies, you know what I mean. Don't you....:thud:

scumdog

15th February 2006, 12:19

"Denny found a cure for Chumps farting in the car all the time"

scumdog

15th February 2006, 12:22

"Marvin couldn't fathom how these strange orange growths had suddenly and mysteriously appeared from his shoulders"

(Guy to the left/rear of the side-chair unit - as you look at the pic)

cowpoos

15th February 2006, 12:22

had to find an excuse to leave the misses at home!!!

Charlie

15th February 2006, 12:25

"Faster boss, that sassy poodle in the GSX is getting away"

Swoop

15th February 2006, 12:33

Rover was now in heaven, no car window to wind down, and his face was always in the breeze! What a way to travel!!!!

scumdog

15th February 2006, 12:36

"Chumps was blithely unaware that Denny had undone the strings holding the side-chair in place and that this was his 'Last Ride' "

(See under the 'chair)

skelstar

15th February 2006, 12:38

"Norman doesnt ride with us anymore now the b1tch has come along!!!"...

Apologies girls/women...

R6_kid

15th February 2006, 12:45

Tristans bike wasnt powerful enough to take his girlfriend, so Denny kindly obliged :motu:

SwanTiger

15th February 2006, 12:46

had to find an excuse to leave the misses at home!!!

WINNER!! :headbang:

Beemer

15th February 2006, 12:51

I hope he wasn't dogged by bad luck on the trip home!

Mental Trousers

15th February 2006, 12:58

I know my chauffeur looks like a twat but what can you do??

Motu

15th February 2006, 13:00

''I see him Boss,that's the prick on the Jap bike who waved to us - when we stop,you distract him and I'll piss on his tyre''

The_Dover

15th February 2006, 13:02

The years had not been kind to Wallace and Gromit, but they still liked to get out an about in the sidecar once in a while.

WRT

15th February 2006, 13:05

Rover crossed his fingers and prayed that no one would spot either his fly-by-wire controls or the fact that his "rider" was really a dummy.

R6_kid

15th February 2006, 13:07

Rover crossed his fingers and prayed that no one would spot either his fly-by-wire controls or the fact that his "rider" was really a dummy.

rofl

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Colapop

15th February 2006, 13:45

The bitch was pissed that Delbert was going out on his own alot - so he started taking the dog....

Deviant Esq

15th February 2006, 13:50

Now this is what I call taking the dog around the block! Escort 4, keep it close please...

nudemetalz

15th February 2006, 13:58

"Damn, Woman,...time you used the razor, ain't it......"

Charlie

15th February 2006, 14:02

Last time Rover took a wee drive in the car he was introduced to Dr Blade and was robbed of his manhood. But his refusal to get in the car was overcome at last with deception and trickery....

Wolf

15th February 2006, 14:05

Ho hum, if we don't start going faster soon, I may as well let the dog steer the bike.

Karma

15th February 2006, 14:07

"God I look like a damn fool.... I hope lassies not watching... I hope lassies not watching..."

sparrow_34

15th February 2006, 14:07

.... Fugals new a thread with the theme " not wearing any protective gear " would be started on Kiwibiker as soon as he saw Big Dave taking his Pic.

Kjell

15th February 2006, 14:36

I need some shades that stay on...:doh:

HenryDorsetCase

15th February 2006, 14:39

"....and this one time, at biker camp........."

The_Dover

15th February 2006, 14:50

Stevie Wonder would often paint himself white, load up his trusty guide dog and follow the noise of his biker mates exhausts to have a little fun between concerts.

Oakie

15th February 2006, 16:01

"C'mon Fido, pedal faster before they realise that the bike doesn't actually go"

Racey Rider

15th February 2006, 16:04

After being talked into trying all the latest Digital Satellight bike security systems,,, Bo decided, for this bike, there was something to be said for the 'Back To Basics' approach!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhh!

kro

15th February 2006, 16:28

I can see some red rep pouring in after this. This is my first attempt, I might have another crack at it later.

Quasievil

15th February 2006, 16:33

From Sunday's helicopter ride.
Rep from me to da winah.

Q,How many dogs in this picture
A, 8 but only one with fur

bugjuice

15th February 2006, 16:53

look bitch, you wanted to come...

Bonez

15th February 2006, 16:59

"Look at that gent in the helcopter! Taking our pic without our permission! LET'S SUE!!!!!!!"

Edited for the hell of it.

Bonez

15th February 2006, 17:05

Or "Keep smiling boss, we don't want him to know I'm sitting on Wally"

Bonez

15th February 2006, 17:06

Or " I AM pedalling as fast as I can!!"

Bonez

15th February 2006, 17:13

Or " When he stops i'm going to shit in the chair, piss on the rider and fuck the bitch."

Hitcher

15th February 2006, 17:39

The latest disability modification for blind bikers.

kro

15th February 2006, 18:25

attempt number 2

T.W.R

15th February 2006, 18:30

Here's a go ;)

Bonez

15th February 2006, 18:44

This coffin is comfy. Whose funeral are we going to?

kro

15th February 2006, 18:48

attempt 3, slightly cheating

Smorg

15th February 2006, 18:48

Who are all these homo's on crusier's? I can only see one decent bike in the entire group! WOOF WOOF:Pokey:

Bonez

15th February 2006, 18:52

Who are all these homo's on crusier's? I can only see one decent bike in the entire group! WOOF WOOF:Pokey:You obvously can't count. Have another look........................

kro

15th February 2006, 18:56

Last one......

merv

15th February 2006, 19:06

"Dwayne, when the hell are you going to get a chair big enough for me to sit down in, I aint no Pekinese? All the other bitches are staring at me standing up like this!"

Well he looks like a Dwayne doesn't he.

rogson

15th February 2006, 19:15

If I'm mans best friend, why don't I have a helmet?

Big Dave

15th February 2006, 19:16

:Playnice: - this could be someone we know or known to us.

Smorg

15th February 2006, 19:25

You obvously can't count. Have another look........................

From the dogs mouth mate, i am simply here to translate for him, couldnt quite catch the last 2 words though hence the WOOF WOOF:scratch:

Bonez

15th February 2006, 19:31

From the dogs mouth mate, i am simply here to translate for him, couldnt quite catch the last 2 words though hence the WOOF WOOF:scratch:Yeah, I realised that a nano second after I selected "Submit Reply". My bad :(

Smorg

15th February 2006, 19:39

Yeah, I realised that a nano second after I selected "Submit Reply". My bad :(

No problem mate things like that can catch you out everytime:eek:

nudemetalz

15th February 2006, 20:17

I think Kronos' last one is the funniest of the lot (the bed pan pic one).

Lazy7

15th February 2006, 21:30

How am I meant to nail the lamposts at this speed! This 'Walkies' thing isnt all my mates told me it would be!

Shadows

15th February 2006, 21:49

Dennis knew as soon as he put Daisy's bowl on his head the bitch would follow him anywhere.

Virago

15th February 2006, 22:05

When driving Esme home from her first Laser Hair Removal treatment, Harry could see some early improvement.....

deathstar

15th February 2006, 22:48

"bullocks i left my helmet at the gas station" .... "what do you care you sly dog you stole beer seat"

placidfemme

16th February 2006, 07:04

"....and this one time, at biker camp........."

lol good one!:banana:

HenryDorsetCase

16th February 2006, 10:25

OK, all together now: cue music, AAAAAND

"Young man, are ya listening to me, I said Young man...."

Paul in NZ

16th February 2006, 10:35

"Damn! I should have been a little more specific when I told that sales guy I needed a bike to pull the bitches...."

16th February 2006, 10:52

"If you are going to be like that about my mother, I am going to leave you at home next time".

Finn

16th February 2006, 11:10

It's a dog's life my ass! How am I supposed to lick my balls jammed in this bucket of shit? Out of all the visiting familes at the SPCA, I get stuck with fag boy!

ManDownUnder

16th February 2006, 11:14

Wha'd you call my girl?

buellbabe

16th February 2006, 11:21

attempt 3, slightly cheating

My pick!!! Nearly cried with laughter!

see pic on pg 3

Ivan

16th February 2006, 11:22

Just taking the misses out for a drive

Finn

16th February 2006, 11:24

:Playnice: - this could be someone we know or known to us.

Woops, sorry... again.

Big Dave

16th February 2006, 12:19

Woops, sorry... again.

wasn't talking to you.

Krayy

16th February 2006, 12:27

Without opposable thumbs, Rover's new career as a sidecar swinger would be a short one....

Maha

16th February 2006, 19:34

Are we there yet................na
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Are we there yet................na
Are we there yet................na
Are we there yet................na
Are we there yet................na
Are we there yet................na
Are we there yet................na
woof................................yeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeees !

Big Dave

16th February 2006, 20:57

.... Fugals new a thread with the theme " not wearing any protective gear " would be started on Kiwibiker as soon as he saw Big Dave taking his Pic.

amongst many good and probably funnier entries - bling blunged - this is closest to what i was thinking so gets my choice - keep 'em coming.

kro

16th February 2006, 21:19

couldn't resist one more......

Karma

16th February 2006, 21:46

couldn't resist one more......

that's great... bling bling

kro

17th February 2006, 05:53

Thank you Mr Weasel, thats down right decent of you.

By the way, you are named after my brothers cat

Racey Rider

17th February 2006, 06:48

heavenly.talker

17th February 2006, 07:40

Caption for woman's magazine
Dog...the new black?

Caption for herald
Dog-nappers make off with Helen's best friend

Caption for biker mag
For when the cat refuses to come

Krayy

17th February 2006, 08:06

...
Caption for herald
Dog-nappers make off with Helen's best friend
...
There's a very obvious "Helen Clarke didn't have a bike license, so had to be chauffeured" caption hidden in there somewhere.

Krayy

17th February 2006, 08:10

Cos his bike wasn't like all the others, Denny never had much luck with the bitches...
I was thinking you'd go the other way....

"Denny never went stag, as he was always lucky with the bitches"

MSTRS

17th February 2006, 08:34

I was thinking you'd go the other way....

"Denny's mates always went stag, as he had all the luck with the bitches"
Didn't think of it that way. I think that standing out from the crowd is not always a good thing.

Krayy

17th February 2006, 09:19

Didn't think of it that way. I think that standing out from the crowd is not always a good thing.
Here's one for those who want to stay anonymous....

"Denny was trying to keep a low profile after misreading the post that said it was a 'Hog Rally'"

(PM me if you want me to explain it)

heavenly.talker

17th February 2006, 10:14

How about

High security presence for growler run

kro

17th February 2006, 15:52

hahahahahahahahaha, growler run, thats gold

kro

17th February 2006, 15:54

KRO, get with the programe and stop putting your captions 'IN' the photo.
Some of us on Dialup can't be bothered downloading a image everytime to see what you have to say. Just write it in the thread. It's not like we've forgotton what the image looks like!

Sorry, I come from a community that was 99% broadband, and I am having trouble remembering that people on KB aren't all on it.

Bonez

17th February 2006, 18:03

Sorry, I come from a community that was 99% broadband, and I am having trouble remembering that people on KB aren't all on it.
Dailup here no probs with pics. [hides magnifying glass............]

heavenly.talker

19th February 2006, 18:13

Why have the captions stopped?

Surely the weekend hasn't killed off all the brain cells...

Big Dave

19th February 2006, 18:53

Why have the captions stopped?

Surely the weekend hasn't killed off all the brain cells...

huh?....what.....cells?!?

heavenly.talker

20th February 2006, 21:00

huh?....what.....cells?!?

You know the ones that control how fast the mouse runs :msn-wink:

Krayy

11th March 2006, 22:27

As a familiar smell wafted up, Russell wondered if his insurance covered "Acts of Dog"?