Poo's crashed on the takas....

[cowpoos]

I fuckin binned it on the takas tonight.... left the top to go down to feathers red pub for a ale with fatjim,mikey and carl...after meetin up with skelstar on his new bike [nice bike too for a honda] flame,limbimwiwtimdimcimkimflimsimrim,uncle b for a few laps of the taka's

and was coming down right hander....givin mikey the learn...knee down...lost the front...tryed to lift it with my knee...it gripped...stood er up....high sided on to the road....slide shoulder hit the deck then the rest of me hit the armco [ouch] and I think the bike did too....mikey will post I'm sure and tell what he sore.... and tell ya how hard I am...lol

[bugjuice]

ditto on dyna..
how's stuff?

[Zed]

That sucks Poos, you & gixxer have my sympathies man! :(

[SPman]

Yeah - hows the bike.....

[Wasp]

That does suck, bad luck mate. how are you and the bike?

[N4CR]

The fact that you posted on here is great. Glad to hear you are okay (enough) to post on here :P

Better hit the poison tonight eh, drown all those sorrows away!

[Slingshot]

Shit...that's crappy.

Still, at least you hit the armco and didn't go over the top.

So I take it we won't see you tomorrow night.

Take it easy.

[Sensei]

Hope bikes not to buggered & ya self , was looking forward to you showing me how to ride Fast . Guess I'll have to wait till you learn as will :bleh:

[sugilite]

Glad to hear you came out ok man.
Hope the bikes a goer for next weeks ride day!

[bugjuice]

poo hit the fan..
or in this case - the barrier!

[Sparky Bills]

Serves you right for racing on the road!

Just jokes.
That sucks man!
Photos of the bike??

[skidMark]

must be one smelly barrier now.....

in all seriousness thats sucks mate hope your ok

[cowpoos]

yeah I'm fine..a bit hungery...fixing that now...besides that a couple of battle scars...hole in me shoulder...me backs a bit sore now...so is me arse...and I'm noticing a bit of a tender spot on one of my arms...so sweet as... [ask mikey what I said when he asked me if I was okay....bwwwaaaahhh]

anyways....bikes got a hole in the side cover [RH] so leakin oil...scrapes all down the side [crash bugs did a okay job]...erm....chain need a oil....thats bout it....

my leathers are pretty good...just a few scraps...and the hole in the shoulder...and a few scraps on the helmet....gloves sweet as...same with the boots....crash test on alpinestars gpu2 suit...8 out of 10...

might do something about takin some photos tomorrow...

so send all you flowers and cards and virgins to Mr Poo's....diverson rd...RD1....featherston

[Ms Piggy]

Ouch!! Hope you & Mikey are ok...no permanent damage.

[kiwifruit]

damn, sorry to hear this mr poos
glad u are "ok"
i hope you and your machine make speedy recoverys

[cowpoos]

was looking forward to you showing me how to ride Fast . Guess I'll have to wait till you learn as will :bleh:

don't worrie sensei....I'll be at manfield on the 25th....if not on my bike...I'll be on dovers K6 [he's gunna lend it to me]....so stop lookin for excuses not to show up....

[Shadows]

Bummer man. Good to hear you're okay though.
Oh and sorry I haven't got any virgins, even if I did you'd have to be a whole lot worse off before I untied them.

[SPman]

Ouch!! Hope Mikey are ok...no permanent damage. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Zapf]

ouch mate.... glad to hear the POO hold together and is with us tonight. :woohoo:

Get well... and if u need another 750, I have one sitting here. :shifty:

[Kornholio]

I fuckin binned it on the takas tonight.... left the top to go down to feathers red pub for a ale with fatjim,mikey and carl...after meetin up with skelstar on his new bike [nice bike too for a honda] flame,limbimwiwtimdimcimkimflimsimrim,uncle b for a few laps of the taka's

and was coming down right hander....givin mikey the learn...knee down...lost the front...tryed to lift it with my knee...it gripped...stood er up....high sided on to the road....slide shoulder hit the deck then the rest of me hit the armco [ouch] and I think the bike did too....mikey will post I'm sure and tell what he sore.... and tell ya how hard I am...lol

Bahahahahhaa thats the funniest thing I heard since the JUdge last week saying '6 months disqualification and $750 fine + $130 court costs' :bash:

You fucking dickhead lol.... sounds like a lil bit of 'Dover' rubbed off on ya the other week :kick:

[soundbeltfarm]

do well brother..

[NotaGoth]

So like umm.. If you need like.. A rub down or anything....

[R6_kid]

So like umm.. If you need like.. A rub down or anything....

i think dover is on the way down for bedside love duty already.

gees mr poos, who is going to teach me to milk the cows now? :wait:

[limbimtimwim]

and was coming down right hander....givin mikey the learn...knee down...rest of me hit the armco [ouch] and I think the bike did too....mikey will post I'm sure and tell what he sore.... and tell ya how hard I am...lol!!!! FUCK, you are lucky. But, not as lucky as me. If you guys had glaced down the hill, you could have seen quite a show! Suprised Mikey didn't see me with my foot down.

It a BAD BAD BAD evening for both of us then.

On the first serious left hander coming down from the top where I left you, I was absent minded and braked too late. I then changed down too gently, and the gearbox went into "Box full of nuts and bolts mode". I think this is what happened next:
1) Back locked up, probably because of the back brake rather than the gearbox snafu. Somewhere here I lifted the rear tyre too, probably on a lump on the road.
2) It came down
3) With me hard on the front brake trying to slow down enough for the corner, the back tyre decided it wanted to to pivot around on the stearing and it swung all over the show. I do this often and it doesn't bother me, but this was more violent than normal.
4) I managed to slow down a lot and unlock the back
5) Think maybe I locked the front because it started to tip right in the most alarming fashion that I have not felt before. This is something new.
6) Considered chucking it.
7) Decided that cost too much money and put my foot out and caught it and wobbled around the conder to smile at Mikey following a white ute.
8) I stopped a few corners later and had two ciggies and a laugh.
9) Realise that ute probably would have run me over if I had come off.

Weird how you remember things in such detail, seconds turn into minutes inside ones head.

10) Reads cowpoos post and realises that is is Mikey who exudes mental diesel that makes people crash.

11) Watched the attached video and laughed.

[NotaGoth]

i think dover is on the way down for bedside love duty already.


darn......


*stickZ* whips, chains and fluffy handcuffs back under bed where they belong..

[boomer]

You fucking dickhead lol.... sounds like a lil bit of 'Dover' rubbed off on ya the other week :kick:

Guys guys guys .. please please please when you see us northern boys riding like we do please don't think you can do it over night.. it takes years and years of experience. Remember ride at your own pace and don't try to emulate others.. it leads to disaster... poos is testiment to that :whistle:

F'kin useless gixxer riders i dunno. :finger:

good to see your alreet me old mucka and managed to walk away from this one :drinknsin

[skelstar]

I got a txt from poos saying his bike was "ducked". A very funny phone conversation followed :)

Good to hear youre OK poos.

[Nicksta]

sorry to hear... hope you and bike are not too bad.....

[SwanTiger]

Not good to hear, but good opportunity to take the piss.

I can't think of anything right now, but I will, it will probably come to me in my sleep. You can be assured that I will share it with you all the moment I think of a piss take.

[Uncle B]

Fuck mate that's a bit of bad luck. The Taka's was starting to cool down and grip less.
Glad your ok tho and pleased to meet you at last.
Take it easy.

[gav]

Fuckin' squids.......:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :corn: :corn: :corn:

[loosebruce]

Well i'm sort of sorry for you poo's, about as much as i care for you, so sweet fuck all.
Shame about the bike though, i was thinking one less homo on a GSXR and that you should buy a honda next time, but doesn't sound like the bike is too bad, so i guess i'll see you on the 24th and give you the learn for being a homo.

[Deviant Esq]

Ow, bummer pooman. The poor armco! I hope you guys kissed it better! P/T

Clearly not that hard tho - you bounced!

Got to give you a 5.8. Nice style, lost points on the dismount though... :Pokey:

Hope you're back up and riding again soon mate.

[Dafe]

Hey dude, Sorry to hear. Glad the Alpinestars did the job. Hopefully it won't take too much to bring the bike back upto spec.
BTW, What did you say when Mikey asked if you were OK?

[Velox]

Argh! Sorry to hear that mate. Do you just need a new side plate for the engine casing to get it running ok?

[onearmedbandit]

Glad to hear you ok poos. Hitting the armco on the hills was how I paralyzed my arm...

[Mooch]

Sorry to hear you binned your newish bike , at least you've come out of it alive. Taka's claims another bike !

[Brian d marge]

Thats not good. So we are now looking for one lost front end, shouldnt be to hard to find , I was in front of the Judge once , and the poor sod in front of me hit a Telegraph pole , and he had to stump up the readies.
Wonder how much a slightly dented barrier costs? any way glad you aint lost your sence of Humour , dont worry about the oil it will stop leaking eventually ...

When does the Video come out?? ( Ill show you mine if you show me yours ...ererrr missus )

Stephen
Hope the bike dont cost to much !

[Sniper]

Bugger mate, glad you are still with us.

[Fishy]

Sorry to hear that Poo's, good to hear you are still in one piece though and can still type. Us Honda riders would miss all the shit you give us if you couldn't type :2thumbsup

[White trash]

Can I have first option on the wreck? Ta.


Oh yeah, glad you're sort of OK. Whos fucken bike am I gonna ride now?

[flame]

Just glad your o.k. Poo's, sorry bout ya Gixxer:( . Hope your back on the hill real soon:yes:

[Grahameeboy]

Oh dear Mr Poos.........you trying to catch up with Dover were you?....nah serious man glad you are okay and still able to post.

[Deano]

Nice timing Pooman - scratch one for paintball and karts on Saturday ?

I assume you will be ok enough to sit around and drink piss afterwards ?

[Charlie]

Rats! Sorry to hear about your tukas prang. Great to hear you are doing ok and survived to tell the tale. Hope you are back on the bike (or any bike) asap. Awaiting some pointers... although now you can leave out the ones on binning your bike! :msn-wink:
Take care.
Carly

[SpeedyGirl]

Damn!!! Glad to hear that you are ok poo's... this place would not be the same without your unique wisdom :bleh:

[Mental Trousers]

Sounds like it was a half decent crash. Well done. But you're not meant to go for a skate less than 2 weeks out from a track day!!

See ya at Manfield.

[WRT]

...me backs a bit sore now...so is me arse...

And you say mikey was the first on the scene? Just how long were you out for?


Sorry to hear about your misfortune . . . and the bin.

[Shaun]

Mr Poos, sorry to read this dude, but those highsides are normally a lot worse than what you describe, so guess you got away with it lightly.

[DemonWolf]

Hope the healing is fast and painless...

[Sparky Bills]

besides that a couple of battle scars...hole in me shoulder...me backs a bit sore now...so is me arse...and I'm noticing a bit of a tender spot on one of my arms...


Isnt that what happen when you live in the RapRap??:msn-wink:
Nothing new there:moon:

[Keystone19]

Bahahahahaha, dumbass!



Glad you're ok studmuffin, hate to think our lovin' was going on hold...

[R1madness]

You are not using pirellis then? Thats unfortunate man. Try a set of Dragon Super Corsa Pros. They will stop this sort of painfull behaviour.
Hope the bod heals soon man.

[Quasievil]

To bad budddy, sounds like you were going pretty hard though mate. You take care of ya self and get upright pronto for the next trackday etc.

[juzzer]

So you need some Juzzer nursing fella? :doctor:

shit mate, told you to get a honda.....good to see yr relativly ok...at least nothing a Pie and a Tui or 2 wont fix

[mikey]

giving mikey the learn.............

hahahahahaha ill make my own thread!!!!!!!!

limbimtimwimsimdimlim

what the fuck was up with that.
almost dropped your bike man!!!!!

cool vid though

[aff-man]

Good to hear you and the bike are relatively ok... as usual.

[emaN]

dude...that bites the big one!

have you popped into A&E? if you've hurt your back it might pay - i did 8yrs ago after being cut off at a roundabout, & ACC covered it from then on...

[mikey]

man. 5 minutes later still watching limbimsimwimtimrimeimaimfimhimtims clip

fuk that is FUNNY

[Grahameeboy]

Bahahahahaha, dumbass!

Glad you're ok studmuffin, hate to think our lovin' was going on hold...


a break is as good as a rest they say.......guess you can spend more time with your family for a few weeks now....he he:nya:

[cowpoos]

So like umm.. If you need like.. A rub down or anything....

yes yes yes.....how soon can you get here !!!!!!!!!!!




darn......


*stickZ* whips, chains and fluffy handcuffs back under bed where they belong..

no no no no......dover ain't coming....

[cowpoos]

Can I have first option on the wreck? Ta.


Oh yeah, glad you're sort of OK. Whos fucken bike am I gonna ride now?

nope.....you can't.....its fixable...



and a still have another 4 bikes you can hav a play on.....just not on the road unless ya get me some 17inch rims cheap!!!

[ManDownUnder]

Ouch...

I feel conflicted though - sympthy for the accident.. (a bastard huh?) but I like giving you shit too...

Cognitive dissonance at it's finest!

Look after self chap - and delete anything the insurers may use against you (I didn't see anything, but then I'm not an insurer)
MDU

[cowpoos]

good to see yr relativly ok...at least nothing a Pie and a Tui or 2 wont fix

Amen..... :drinknsin

[Grahameeboy]

Amen..... :drinknsin

or Beerattitude.....well I have slightly twisted something said at Church......sorry Vicar...

[cowpoos]

Okay time for a serious post.... yeah I'm fine....feeling alil more damaged this moring than last nite....things are aching [:drinkup: will fix it]...

and thanks everyone for your concern....even the smart arses.... :Pokey:

and yeah I realise I'm pretty lucky to walk away with only minor injuries...it could hav so easily been worse like a few of the guys and gals on KB only know to well...I also realise if I were on a honda it wouldn't of happened because we all know hondas are too slow to be riden fast enough to be crashed....

Ryan :spudwave:

[Colapop]

Enough of the shit slinging already! Poos, you'd have to have a pretty serious crash for me to think you needed some concern. You're alive - what more do ya want? I know that this is just another wind up to get some sympathy sex from Dover.....


Good you're alive, sorry 'bout your bike, both'll heal, in time and $$

[Zed]

...I also realise if I were on a honda it wouldn't of happened because we all know hondas are too slow to be riden fast enough to be crashed....:spudwave:Lol glad to see your bin hasn't tarnished your good sense of humour Turds!

Does this incident mean that we won't be seeing you on your gixxer at the KB Stunt/Drag day come April?? :wait:

[limbimtimwim]

Does this incident mean that we won't be seeing you on your gixxer at the KB Stunt/Drag day come April?? :wait:I think it would raise the chances surely.. I mean, it is scratched now. What are a few more?

[The_Dover]

BTW, What did you say when Mikey asked if you were OK?

He said "Hold me mikey, I need a hug..........tell Dover I love him.........."

[Racey Rider]

What! Scratched it?!!! :wacko:

She's not gunna show you her tits now!!!! :bye:

[cowpoos]

BTW, What did you say when Mikey asked if you were OK?

they breed them hard where I come from!!! [not a lie either...ask him]

[riffer]

Yet another example of why the 'rapa boys should stay on their side of the hill ... :dodge:


but seriously, well done for surviving and not wrecking the bike.

lowside to highside into armco ... got to be worth at least 3 points for style and 6 for degree of difficulty.

GWS.

[Matt Bleck]

Glad to hear your came out not to bent up....

[CPB]

:drinkup: take it easy Mr. Poo...

[Maha]

Did the trainer wheels come off?......:rolleyes:

[Kornholio]

Glad to hear you ok poos. Hitting the armco on the hills was how I paralyzed my arm...

My last Gixxer disintegrated in front of my eyes on the Armco going through Karangahake Gorge at about 120kph, blew two of those posts holding the barrier up out of the ground(one actually got ripped off the barrier itself) and flew through the air in a million bits back over the other side of the road and into a ditch, I just slid on my back up to the barrier stood up and sat down on it and rolled a smoke thinking 'Ow my leg hurts'...just a graze tho(last time I wore jeans on my bike) and 'Hmmmm'..... mind you the drop into the river hadnt the barrier been there would have been rather.... scenic lol

Hows the bones today mate.... bet ya ol Daisy wouldnt have got her early morning jump this morning huh huh???

Go out to your bike again and have a good cry... again :wari:

[jimbo600]

Bloody fuck cunt mate. Oh well you've paid the rent now so you can give it heaps when the gixxer is fixed. I reckon that flaking paint had something to do with it.

[inlinefour]

Does that mean we will need to wit for your presence in the naki now? Glad your OK and who gives a toss about the bike, they are easily replaced. I know, Im in the process of replacing the Yamaha. :argh:
Whats it with KBers, GSXRs and crashing???:spudwhat:
Hope your feeling yourself (no not in THAT way) soon. Might want a Honda dude. They might not have as much power but they handle better, apparently from what I've been reading...

[NotaGoth]

yes yes yes.....how soon can you get here !!!!!!!!!!!





no no no no......dover ain't coming....




:scratch:

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[cowpoos]

:scratch:

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you got a itch that needs scratching....I could help ya with that :spudwave:

[Qkkid]

Okay time for a serious post.... yeah I'm fine....feeling alil more damaged this moring than last nite....things are aching [:drinkup: will fix it]...

and thanks everyone for your concern....even the smart arses.... :Pokey:

and yeah I realise I'm pretty lucky to walk away with only minor injuries...it could hav so easily been worse like a few of the guys and gals on KB only know to well...:Oops: sorry to hear about ya binnnnn dude i was not quite so lucky a week and a half ago i am off work for 4months broken wrist fractured in 3 places a stainless steel plate and 3 k wires to keep my wrist all together so consider ya self luckies dude :kick: :2thumbsup :slap:

[Colapop]

Jesus Custard!! You make it sound so romantic.. NOT

[Qkkid]

Jesus Custard!! You make it sound so romantic.. NOT
just a bit of food for thought :bleh: we are not invinceable as we like to think we are, We all love the corners and leaning it over but we sometimes fail to consider the consequences if it goes wrong :no: well at least i did anyway

[mr me]

Sorry to here mate,hope you and your bike are ok.When you feeling better and bike sorted you'll have to come and get lessons from white trash,speedy recovrey :Oops:

[Colapop]

Too true. We sometimes forget we're not 18 anymore either....

[Smorg]

you got a itch that needs scratching....I could help ya with that :spudwave:

Picking up chicks on a forum.................oh so sad:blink: :blink:

Ratshit about the bike though man from what ive gatherd so far it seems to me like you should have been going faster and much lower............ive heard that helps..... hope the bumps heal well:ride: :ride:

[Zed]

just a bit of food for thought :bleh: we are not invinceable as we like to think we are, We all love the corners and leaning it over but we sometimes fail to consider the consequences if it goes wrong :no: well at least i did anywayHmmmm, any rider who thinks themself as invincible is deluded! However, failing to consider consequences and taking tyres for granted, etc is something that most experience. It only takes a millisecond lack of concentration out there and it can turn to custard! (No pun intended Mr C) :mellow:

[NotaGoth]

you got a itch that needs scratching....I could help ya with that :spudwave:


i'm waiting

[Leong]

Sorry to hear about the bin. Hope all heals up well! Went over the takas for the first time this summer and noticed some places where there were steep drops and NO armco..... don't know which would be worse!!

[Qkkid]

Hmmmm, any rider who thinks themself as invincible is deluded! However, failing to consider consequences and taking tyres for granted, etc is something that most experience. It only takes a millisecond lack of concentration out there and it can turn to custard! (No pun intended Mr C) :mellow:
no worries mr Zed :niceone: just hope you enjoyed those lovely roads up north that i missed finishing with you guys on that gixxer ride

[Zed]

no worries mr Zed :niceone: just hope you enjoyed those lovely roads up north that i missed finishing with you guys on that gixxer rideI certainly did mate, tks. You know that if you were a millisecond earlier you would've probly impaled yourself on that rusty old beam about 1mtr to the right!! :shit:

Get well soon C. :niceone:

[Ivan]

I fuckin binned it on the takas tonight.... left the top to go down to feathers red pub for a ale with fatjim,mikey and carl...after meetin up with skelstar on his new bike [nice bike too for a honda] flame,limbimwiwtimdimcimkimflimsimrim,uncle b for a few laps of the taka's

and was coming down right hander....givin mikey the learn...knee down...lost the front...tryed to lift it with my knee...it gripped...stood er up....high sided on to the road....slide shoulder hit the deck then the rest of me hit the armco [ouch] and I think the bike did too....mikey will post I'm sure and tell what he sore.... and tell ya how hard I am...lol

Fuck that sucks woulda been a bit of a giglle to if you were ok

[Qkkid]

I certainly did mate, tks. You know that if you were a millisecond earlier you would've probly impaled yourself on that rusty old beam about 1mtr to the right!! :shit:

Get well soon C. :niceone:
Thanks Zed,we took photos and my front wheel missed the steel girder by half a foot :yeah: very lucky chappy:woohoo:

[Slingshot]

i'm waiting

You'll be waiting a while, when I saw him tonight he was heading for the pub!

[DMNTD]

just a bit of food for thought ...

Yes it was lovely spending time with you in the hot tub the other night big fulla:love: Glad to see not all of ya was damaged too...:apint:

Glad to hear ya OK Mr Poo's...heal fast and get back on that sheep ya hear :devil2:
Be careful out there y'all but remember to enjoy :headbang:

[notme]

I got a txt from poos saying his bike was "ducked". A very funny phone conversation followed :)

Good to hear youre OK poos.

:gob: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=8698&highlight=duck%21

Damn predictive txt huh? Guessing you meant it to have an "F" there instead of that "D"......

[SPman]

Too true. We sometimes forget we're not 18 anymore either....
We sometimes forget we're not 48 anymore either.

[Sketchy_Racer]

Im waiting for photos !!

good luck getting sorted Mr Pooper shooter

[cowpoos]

i'm waiting

sweet....its workin....finally someone has given in...

I remeber reading somewhere.... you cannot make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in...

It works.... :woohoo:


Ps: pick me up from the airport and 5am

[cowpoos]

Okay everyone that frequents the Takas.... poos corner has offically been marked with red spray paint....mikey did it tonight....and I modified it tonight also [lil arsehole]....its on the north side near the top.....red spray on the armco.... COWPOOS CORNER

[NotaGoth]

sweet....its workin....finally someone has given in...

I remeber reading somewhere.... you cannot make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in...

It works.... :woohoo:


Ps: pick me up from the airport and 5am


which airport?

[NotaGoth]

You'll be waiting a while, when I saw him tonight he was heading for the pub!


I can only wait so long :(

[cowpoos]

which airport?

whangarei....5am....you be on time.....and make sure you hav a shower b4 you come get me :spudwave:

[NotaGoth]

whangarei....5am....you be on time.....and make sure you hav a shower b4 you come get me :spudwave:



BAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!



You'd be waiting a very long time if you flew in Whangahole. lmao