Car Door meets boot [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

EZAS

16th February 2006, 18:29

I've had a skyline deliberatly try and kill me on the road once. tried to run me into a car, then ended up with his two right wheels in my lane, swerved at me, called me an Arab (actually I have Maori decendancy and I don't have a beard). flashed a baseball bat at me as intimidation. All of this, because I was lane splitting and pushed infront while he was stopped at a red light.

So when he was stopped at a proceeding redlight some 200-300metres from where it all started, laughing with his passenger who also was waving a smaller batton like bat as a trophy for me to see. I gave them a big smile, laughed out loud, and drove my boot into the passenger door of his baby blue skyline, Ran the red and zoomed off down Quay Street, Auckland.

:angry2: Unfortunately I was on my old 250:angry2: and he soon caught me up, as I saw him approaching I slammed on the breaks and pulled to the left, to watch the passengers batt swing past within 10-20cm of my helmet, pffff like it would have hurt anyways. A quick U-Turn and less than 20 seconds up the wrong side of the road left him for dead.

So my question is ... anyone else felt the need to throw the boot, who ... and why?

Jackrat

16th February 2006, 18:39

Not really,but some times I get the urge to tell tall stories, but then I realise how FUCKING STUPID they sound/look when written down for all to read.
Give me a break:slap: :stupid: :killingme

Grumpy

16th February 2006, 19:00

Done it once when I was a cocky young bugger. Was riding at the time. Nearly spat me off the bike. Dumbest fucking thing I ever done on a bike. Best to just ride on and let it slide.

Smorg

16th February 2006, 19:02

Not really,but some times I get the urge to tell tall stories, but then I realise how FUCKING STUPID they sound/look when written down for all to read.
Give me a break:slap: :stupid: :killingme

:Oi: Do you also realise that you are SO FUCKING OLD!!!!! that most things you hear you think are tall storys because they never happened to you when you were young. You were such a sensible young lad werent you mate. Give the guy a break what are you a fucken polygraph.

NotaGoth

16th February 2006, 19:09

:Oi: Do you also realise that you are SO FUCKING OLD!!!!! that most things you hear you think are tall storys because they never happened to you when you were young. You were such a sensible young lad werent you mate. Give the guy a break what are you a fucken polygraph.

hey now..

If this story is seriously true lets just say.. "Someones lucky they ain't dead"

And it wouldn't have been the people in the cage :crazy:

Jackrat

16th February 2006, 19:15

:Oi: Do you also realise that you are SO FUCKING OLD!!!!! that most things you hear you think are tall storys because they never happened to you when you were young. You were such a sensible young lad werent you mate. Give the guy a break what are you a fucken polygraph.

Oh dear I've up set the children again.
I'm really really sorry.
I am,you can trust me,I really mean it.
No shit:shifty:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Smorg

16th February 2006, 19:15

hey now..

If this story is seriously true lets just say.. "Someones lucky they ain't dead"

And it wouldn't have been the people in the cage :crazy:

Whos he to say whats true and whats not ? Doesn't bother me either way but people should still be able to have a say without having tosspot comments like that on their thread...thats all i'm saying....:mega:

Smorg

16th February 2006, 19:18

Oh dear I've up set the children again.
I'm really really sorry.
I am,you can trust me,I really mean it.
No shit:shifty:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

upset is one word mate.....did you withdraw that last post because of its lameness or because alzheimer's kicked in and you forgot how to finish it?

Jackrat

16th February 2006, 19:27

upset is one word mate.....did you withdraw that last post because of its lameness or because alzheimer's kicked in and you forgot how to finish it?

Nah I just liked a change.
When are we going for a ride next ?

EZAS

16th February 2006, 19:29

Oh dear I've up set the children again.
I'm really really sorry.
I am,you can trust me,I really mean it.
No shit:shifty:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Your old and only boring sh*t happens to you cos you don't go out and mingle with boy racers on Friday and Saturday nights.

If you want "action" in your life then you should hit Stanley street Caltext at 1AM on a Saturday or Sunday, to see what "children" get upto. "Children" being the "kids" that still remember what FUN is.

To top "THE STORY" off the guy went to the cops and tried to have my done for the damage to his car !!!!
This is after he's tried to, run me off the road (twice), and swung a bat at me.

Smorg

16th February 2006, 19:30

Nah I just liked a change.
When are we going for a ride next ?

When you can keep up:laugh: :laugh: :bleh: :killingme :killingme

Whenever you like mate, i'll have a harley soon they are the best on corners so i will keep up easy:rockon:

NotaGoth

16th February 2006, 19:32

people should still be able to have a say without having tosspot comments like that on their thread

Happens on most threads. Believe me.

Jackrat

16th February 2006, 19:34

Your old and only boring sh*t happens to you cos you don't go out and mingle with boy racers on Friday and Saturday nights.

If you want "action" in your life then you should hit Stanley street Caltext at 1AM on a Saturday or Sunday, to see what "children" get upto. "Children" being the "kids" that still remember what FUN is.

To top "THE STORY" off the guy went to the cops and tried to have my done for the damage to his car !!!!
This is after he's tried to, run me off the road (twice), and swung a bat at me.

Still sounds like bullshit.
Sorry I just made up better stories than that at half your age.
And sonny,,,,THIS IS FUN.
Thanks:laugh:

EZAS

16th February 2006, 19:35

Not really,but some times I get the urge to tell tall stories, but then I realise how FUCKING STUPID they sound/look when written down for all to read.
Give me a break:slap: :stupid: :killingme

Come on .. the guy basically called me a liar. "TALL STORY" my arse, I know of a few people here that have dropped the boot for less that what happened to me.

NotaGoth

16th February 2006, 19:38

being the "kids" that still remember what FUN is.

Fun.. :spudwhat:

Jackrat

16th February 2006, 19:41

Come on .. the guy basically called me a liar. "TALL STORY" my arse, I know of a few people here that have dropped the boot for less that what happened to me.

Not basicaly,,,I did.
So????:shake:
An that goes for ya' gay mate to.

Smorg

16th February 2006, 19:49

Fun.. :spudwhat:

I'll show you how:msn-wink:

Smorg

16th February 2006, 19:54

Not basicaly,,,I did.
So????:shake:
An that goes for ya' gay mate to.

Hmmmmmm........ an arse and the gay word in the same post?? Are you confident with your sexuality dude?

EZAS

16th February 2006, 19:55

Not basicaly,,,I did.
So????:shake:
An that goes for ya' gay mate to.

Ok grandad, you can watch "easy rider" on your VHS player, why I watch "Ghost Rider" on a downloaded DVD.

If you want to call me a liar then you can come say it to my face on the next kiwi biker ride.

Agreed?

marty

16th February 2006, 20:03

at least he only went to the cops with your rego, and not the post office, later to turn up at your house....

onearmedbandit

16th February 2006, 20:08

Locking thread. Waste of web-space.