Dyno results

[Finn]

After fitting a K&N filter, Power Commander and a Micron pipe, the lads at AMPS set it up on the Dyno. 76 Lbs Torque and 148 RWHP. The power delivery is alot smoother now and it got rid of that flat spot up to and around 5K. Didn't notice a significant increase in power but it sounds real angry.

So I thought I better give it the real test so did the Coro loop today with FishSlayer, another KB'er (forgot his KB name- sorry man on gigantuan) and a mate. Wound it out at one stage and my seat cowl came off, flew in front of me (how does that happen?) and wacked me on the arm and then disappeared into the bushes. We did a recky but to no avail. Expensive trip but better than shinning the office chair with my ass.

Thanks to the team at AMPS, they did a great job setting it up.

[Lou Girardin]

I thought you'd be impressed, 148 at the wheel is pretty damn good.
Was it you guys I saw on the Miranda Rd at around 11.00?

[Sensei]

Humm my GSXR 1000 put out 150rwhp with 600 k's on the clock on Brian Bernards Dyno stock standard & you say yours is doing 148rwhp with pipe , filter & power comander , Now I see why my mates CBR100RR feels so flat , his must be only putting out 140rwhp standard ?

[boomer]

Humm my GSXR 1000 put out 150rwhp with 600 k's on the clock on Brain Bernards Dyno stock standard & you say yours is doing 148rwhp with pipe , filter & power comander , Now I see why my mates CBR100RR feels so flat , his must be only putting out 140rwhp standard ?

Hey Sensie.. my cocks bigger than yours :whistle:

[Sensei]

May be it is but just after all that work & money would have thought it would have made alot more than that . As I posted mine just run in made 150RWHP . Nothing to do with a Dick !

[boomer]

hhahaha.. its a honduh ffs.. u expected more??

[Finn]

I thought you'd be impressed, 148 at the wheel is pretty damn good.
Was it you guys I saw on the Miranda Rd at around 11.00?

Welcome back Lou - hope the trip went well. Yeah that was us, got off to a late start.

[N4CR]

After all the cock measuring has finished, please remember to not directly compare different dynos if you are doing so.

[Finn]

Humm my GSXR 1000 put out 150rwhp with 600 k's on the clock on Brain Bernards Dyno stock standard & you say yours is doing 148rwhp with pipe , filter & power comander , Now I see why my mates CBR100RR feels so flat , his must be only putting out 140rwhp standard ?

Home made dyno's aren't accurate, you should know that. And remember, you can spend as much as you like on a GSXR, but at the end of the day it's still the ugliest thing on two wheels. I'm feeling sick just thinking about it. When they revisit their design, fix their reliability issues and add some technology, I'll consider one.

[Sensei]

Home made dyno's aren't accurate, you should know that.

Hardly back yard Dyno !! "You do know who Brian Bernard is don't ya "????
:finger: :second: :nya:

[Gremlin]

...the new 1000 is poos that pipe is hideous; i heard that its the key to its impressive performance so you cant really change it "blink:
it is, thats why you go and get a racefit one... they look good and sound good too...

Don't know if it adds much to performance tho, would have to ask dover or anyone else who has one.

[Kickaha]

Hardly back yard Dyno !! "You do know who Brain Bernard is don't ya "????
:finger: :second: :nya:


Never heard of him, any relation to Brian? :bleh:

[Sensei]

Never heard of him, any relation to Brian? :bleh:

Yea his Typeo Twin :whistle: :first: :niceone: :moon:

[WINJA]

I thought you'd be impressed, 148 at the wheel is pretty damn good.

FUCK YEAH THATS FANTASTIC , ALMOST A FULL ONE HORSEPOWER MORE THAN MY 900 CC, 1998 CARBURATED SPORTS TOURER THAT HAD A PIPE AND JETTING AS THE ONLY MODS

[Finn]

FUCK YEAH THATS FANTASTIC , ALMOST A FULL ONE HORSEPOWER MORE THAN MY 900 CC, 1998 CARBURATED SPORTS TOURER THAT HAD A PIPE AND JETTING AS THE ONLY MODS

Yeah, but add 1 x fat cunt and that blows your power to weight ratio.

[Finn]

Finn were you riding around Jervios yesterday afternoon?

That's depends... was I doing anything I shouldn't have? If you saw a law abiding citizen returning home from doing the Coro loop at a casual pace then it might have been me...:blip:

Damn, you're everywhere!

[pritch]

May be it is but just after all that work & money would have thought it would have made alot more than that .

It was explained to me that these dynos are really not for comparing one bike to another, especially if tested on different dynos, but rather the same bike before and after.
They are more a computerised simulation of a dynomometer.
Not quite the real thing.

Don't know if that makes sense to you, but in light of my experience, and of what I have heard, it makes sense to me.

Sort of.

:-)

[Finn]

Hardly back yard Dyno !! "You do know who Brian Bernard is don't ya "????
:finger: :second: :nya:

According to Google he is the Commissioner of Police for Saint Lucia. Look, once NZ is represented in the WSB I might get excited, but until then your back yard grease monkey's don't impress me. He's a very average rider. Now Stephen Briggs, there's a rider.

[kiwifruit]

According to Google he is the Commissioner of Police for Saint Lucia. Look, once NZ is represented in the WSB I might get excited, but until then your back yard grease monkey's don't impress me. He's a very average rider. Now Stephen Briggs, there's a rider.

i'd say he is a tad above average! ffs
but, its just my 0.02c

[Lou Girardin]

Our dyno is conservative and that was corrected HP.
If people want penis enlargement readings they can be supplied.
But even with 175 at the wheel, you'll still have a needle dick.

[Shaun]

Humm my GSXR 1000 put out 150rwhp with 600 k's on the clock on Brian Bernards Dyno stock standard & you say yours is doing 148rwhp with pipe , filter & power comander , Now I see why my mates CBR100RR feels so flat , his must be only putting out 140rwhp standard ?

Sensei, Dyno's all read different, Brian does a very good job! his bikes are fast! The Dyno Brian uses is as old as you mate, he uses it as a test bench rather than an accurate Horse power reader.

Moral of the story, put your dick away:bleh: :blip:

[Fishy]

So I thought I better give it the real test so did the Coro loop today with FishSlayer, another KB'er (forgot his KB name- sorry man on gigantuan) and a mate. Wound it out at one stage and my seat cowl came off, flew in front of me (how does that happen?) and wacked me on the arm and then disappeared into the bushes. We did a recky but to no avail. Expensive trip but better than shinning the office chair with my ass.

Thanks to the team at AMPS, they did a great job setting it up.

Geez Finn your bike felt sooo smooth compared to mine!. My bike feels like it has been raped compared to yours!

[Finn]

Geez Finn your bike felt sooo smooth compared to mine!. My bike feels like it has been raped compared to yours!

The power commander makes a world of difference eh? Don't you dare tell anyone I ride like a nana either!

[The_Dover]

I'd just like to add that as my bike has never been on a dyno and I dont intend to put it on one that I figure that I must have the biggest cock here.

[Fishy]

Yeah it does make a big difference alright!.

A nana, haha yeah right. Going sideways into corners then leaving black lines behind a lifting the front exiting most corners is hardly nana riding!. :2thumbsup

[Finn]

I'd just like to add that as my bike has never been on a dyno and I dont intend to put it on one that I figure that I must have the biggest cock here.

See, there are some benefits of having an African mother Dover. Crack whore or not.

For clarification, the only reason mine was on the Dyno was to tune the power commander. I can't believe Mr Senseitive put his stock bike on a dyno. I bet he has measured his willy too.

[Finn]

Yeah it does make a big difference alright!.

A nana, haha yeah right. Going sideways into corners then leaving black lines behind a lifting the front exiting most corners is hardly nana riding!. :2thumbsup

I was just trying to keep up with you.

[bugjuice]

what's the stock output and torque?
have you worked out how much you've spent vs how much you've gained?

just curious, cos I'd be doing the same thing, just wanna see what's worth what. I guess at the end of the day, to get the best, you do the lot, so I'm still gonna have to go ahead and do it.. fwiw, my bike was tested at 110rwhp at Red Baron..

[Finn]

what's the stock output and torque?
have you worked out how much you've spent vs how much you've gained?

just curious, cos I'd be doing the same thing, just wanna see what's worth what. I guess at the end of the day, to get the best, you do the lot, so I'm still gonna have to go ahead and do it.. fwiw, my bike was tested at 110rwhp at Red Baron..

A google search says around 140 stock. The main reason I wanted the upgrade was to get the power delivery smoother followed closely by upsetting the neighbours.

[bugjuice]

sounds as good a reason as any other..

[CBR97]

If i put my 97 blade on a dynooooo thinhgy, would it go faster than the 300kmh ive already done on it, or would it just do the same, and how much rwhp do i really need to know i have, if i can do 300kmh anyway, daaaaaaa:headbang:

[WINJA]

If i put my 97 blade on a dynooooo thinhgy, would it go faster than the 300kmh ive already done on it, or would it just do the same, and how much rwhp do i really need to know i have, if i can do 300kmh anyway, daaaaaaa:headbang:
YOUR BLADE DOES NOT DO 300KMH , PROLLY MORE LIKE 250KMH.
THE FASTEST ONE IN NZ WOULDNT DO 300KMH , THOSE ARE ONE OF THE FEW BIKES THAT ARE MORE AERO DYNAMIC GOING BACKWARDS, AND THEY SERIOUSLY LACK POWER AS WELL

[The_Dover]

If you went to town and said "I ride a Honda"
I guarantee you'd score sausage in a hurry,

Faggots love Honda riders.

Gravy_Steve told me.

He said if WINJA rode a honda he would swallow without his ears being held.

[CBR97]

The blade i have is a import from england, and I do know the speedo isnt that far out, so i know it goes farster than 250, i had it at 300 on the clock, and know this because i was on it at the time, :corn:

[cowpoos]

If i put my 97 blade on a dynooooo thinhgy, would it go faster than the 300kmh ive already done on it, or would it just do the same, and how much rwhp do i really need to know i have, if i can do 300kmh anyway, daaaaaaa:headbang:

probally about 200+hp at the rear...and by the way a dyno doesn't represent your real life top speed...as it doesn't factor air fricton and road fricton....
nuy a faster bike....

[bladez]

sounds good Finn. if my bike was put on a dyno people would laugh at the bits flying out the rear no baffel in all. but did take it past redline by accident bloody should look more at revs :Oops:

[Sensei]

your back yard grease monkey's don't impress me. He's a very average rider. .


Well as always there has to be a Winner & you take the Cake Dude !! Hats off to you for been clearly a Excellent rider & for having a bigger DICK etc . Pass Go & collect $200 . :first:

[WINJA]

The blade i have is a import from england, and I do know the speedo isnt that far out, so i know it goes farster than 250, i had it at 300 on the clock, and know this because i was on it at the time, :corn:
THEY ARE VERY OPTOMISTIC , YOUR BIKE FLAT OUT IN 6TH IS SLOWER THAN MY BIKE IN 5TH , AND I KNOW MINE DOESNT DO 300 IN 5TH ,
I GOT A K3 GIXXER 1000 AND THEYVE BEEN TESTED BY GPS AND RADAR TO BE JUST ON 300 IF YOUR LUCKY.
I HAD A BLADE LIKE YOURS AND I CHALLENGE YOU TO GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH A 1991 ZZR1100 DOWN THE MOTORWAY, DONT BET ON YOURSELF WHATEVER YOU DO

[bladez]

THEY ARE VERY OPTOMISTIC , YOUR BIKE FLAT OUT IN 6TH IS SLOWER THAN MY BIKE IN 5TH , AND I KNOW MINE DOESNT DO 300 IN 5TH ,
I GOT A K3 GIXXER 1000 AND THEYVE BEEN TESTED BY GPS AND RADAR TO BE JUST ON 300 IF YOUR LUCKY.

never count on what you see as ya never know whats been done to the engine :Punk:

[CBR97]

THEY ARE VERY OPTOMISTIC , YOUR BIKE FLAT OUT IN 6TH IS SLOWER THAN MY BIKE IN 5TH , AND I KNOW MINE DOESNT DO 300 IN 5TH ,
I GOT A K3 GIXXER 1000 AND THEYVE BEEN TESTED BY GPS AND RADAR TO BE JUST ON 300 IF YOUR LUCKY.
I HAD A BLADE LIKE YOURS AND I CHALLENGE YOU TO GO HEAD TO HEAD WITH A 1991 ZZR1100 DOWN THE MOTORWAY, DONT BET ON YOURSELF WHATEVER YOU DO

But it still said 300 on the clock, and im not saying im farster or that i can beat a 1991 zzr 1100 (but id give it ago ) jusst saying my bikes speedo said 300 on the clock, and would it be 50 kmh off? :drinkup:

[WINJA]

But it still said 300 on the clock, and im not saying im farster or that i can beat a 1991 zzr 1100 (but id give it ago ) jusst saying my bikes speedo said 300 on the clock, and would it be 50 kmh off? :drinkup:
MAYBE YOU BOUGHT A RCV V5 GP BIKE BY ACCIDENT

[cowpoos]

The blade i have is a import from england, and I do know the speedo isnt that far out, so i know it goes farster than 250, i had it at 300 on the clock, and know this because i was on it at the time, :corn:

bullshit....there ain't no way a 97cbr900 can get any where near 300kmph....

I'll give u a little bit of advice....if you post bullshit and fairy facts on here... no one will respect your opinions and probally you....thats 15yr old shit talkin crap like that....

[Dafe]

According to Google he is the Commissioner of Police for Saint Lucia. Look, once NZ is represented in the WSB I might get excited, but until then your back yard grease monkey's don't impress me. He's a very average rider. Now Stephen Briggs, there's a rider.

What a load of shit! Brian Bernard deserves better than that. He's a genuinely good guy. A good rider too. maybe not as good as Finn though!:rofl:

Some of Brians accomplishments.......

• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Formula Wanganui Open
• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Formula Paeroa, Open
• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Formula Streets 600, Wanganui
• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Formula Streets 600, Paeroa
• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Chris Daws Memorial, Wanganui
• Winner Robert Holden Memorial “Battle of the Streets” Paeroa
• Winner NZ Road Hill Climb Champs

How does Finn find this very average?

[WINJA]

never count on what you see as ya never know whats been done to the engine :Punk:
I DONT CARE WHAT HES DONE TO THE ENGINE , IF KEITH FLINTS $100,000 BLADE AND THE SANYO BLADES FROM THE LATE 90S CANT DO 300KMH WHAT CHANCE DOES JOHNNY PUNCH CLOCKS BLADE HAVE

[The_Dover]

I bet if I had a Blade it would do 300 km/h.

When I threw the fuckin gay honda piece of shit off the biggest cliff I could find,

Terminal Velocity anyone???

[CBR97]

bullshit....there ain't no way a 97cbr900 can get any where near 300kmph....

I'll give u a little bit of advice....if you post bullshit and fairy facts on here... no one will respect your opinions and probally you....thats 15yr old shit talkin crap like that....
:niceone:
settel down, what you dont seem to get is, that im not a 15yr old making up shit, i have had my blade up to 300 kmph on the clock, if in you informed opion you think this is not able to happen, then my speedo would have to be 50 kmh out, but if its not 50 kmh out it might be 20 or 30 or maybe 15 kmh out ,
chill out dude, and if i needed you advise id would ask.

[bladez]

I DONT CARE WHAT HES DONE TO THE ENGINE , IF KEITH FLINTS $100,000 BLADE AND THE SANYO BLADES FROM THE LATE 90S CANT DO 300KMH WHAT CHANCE DOES JOHNNY PUNCH CLOCKS BLADE HAVE
lol next ya would say indians carnt set land speed records :rofl:

[Sensei]

What a load of shit! Brian Bernard deserves better than that. He's a genuinely good guy. A good rider too. maybe not as good as Finn though!:rofl:

Some of Brians accomplishments.......

• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Formula Wanganui Open
• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Formula Paeroa, Open
• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Formula Streets 600, Wanganui
• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Formula Streets 600, Paeroa
• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Chris Daws Memorial, Wanganui
• Winner Robert Holden Memorial “Battle of the Streets” Paeroa
• Winner NZ Road Hill Climb Champs

How does Finn find this very average?

Good to see someone else knows abit about the real world Thanks Dafe ! I don't make a habit of getting fucked off by Fuck whit posts but Wake the FUCK UP !! Finn .:done:

[The_Dover]

Fuckin delussional gay honda smacktards.

Maybe all that buttsex has gone to their heads and the constant penis smackin on their brains is takin it's toll??

(OOOH Dover, you're so juvenile!!!!!) FUCK OFF I KNOW.

CUNTS.

[WINJA]

lol next ya would say indians carnt set land speed records :rofl:
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BLADES , I HAD A PB MAG THAT MADE IT QUITE CLEAR THAT NONE OF THEM THEY TESTED COULD REACH 300KMH , THEY WERE TESTING THE 50 FASTEST BLADES IN BRITAIN , INCUDING THE SANYO RACE BIKES BUILT BY HONDA THEMSELVES

[bladez]

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BLADES , I HAD A PB MAG THAT MADE IT QUITE CLEAR THAT NONE OF THEM THEY TESTED COULD REACH 300KMH , THEY WERE TESTING THE 50 FASTEST BLADES IN BRITAIN , INCUDING THE SANYO RACE BIKES BUILT BY HONDA THEMSELVES
yes i know but that was a old mag and with todays tech who says they carnt :blip: and with todays tech they managed to hide training wheels in the suzukis to help with lean:dodge:

[CBR97]

Fuckin delussional gay honda smacktards.

Maybe all that buttsex has gone to their heads and the constant penis smackin on their brains is takin it's toll??

(OOOH Dover, you're so juvenile!!!!!) FUCK OFF I KNOW.

CUNTS.

you seem to know a lot about gay bike riders, ohh yeah you ride a gay bike,

:bleh:

[bladez]

Fuckin delussional gay honda smacktards.

Maybe all that buttsex has gone to their heads and the constant penis smackin on their brains is takin it's toll??

(OOOH Dover, you're so juvenile!!!!!) FUCK OFF I KNOW.

CUNTS.
CALM down dude its all good for shits and giggles:nya:

[WINJA]

yes i know but that was a old mag and with todays tech who says they carnt :blip: and with todays tech they managed to hide training wheels in the suzukis to help with lean:dodge:
YOU CAN POLISH A TURD AS MUCH AS YOU WANT BUT ITS STILL GONNA BE A PIECE OF SHIT, THOSE BIKES WERE VERY UN AERODYNAMIC WHICH IS A BIG FACTOR AT THOSE SPEEDS , AS FAR AS TECHNOLOGY GOES ITS USUALLY AT ITS BEST NOT TO FAR AFTER PRODUCTION , WORKING ON AN OLD ENGINE HAS DIMINISHING RETURNS VERY QUICKLY . YOU CAN SPEND $20,000 ON A 96 GSXR 1100 AND IT STILL WONT BE AS FAST AS A STOCK GIXXER1000 K1

[The_Dover]

you seem to know a lot about gay bike riders, ohh yeah you ride a gay bike,

:bleh:

No, I just know a lot of gay riders (boomer, cowpoos, juzzer, postie, bugjuice, speedmedic, WINJA, Gravy_Steve and many more) Just cos they are fags doesn't mean I hate them.

I just dont trust them with my arse or my children.

Dirty queers..........

[bladez]

YOU CAN POLISH A TURD AS MUCH AS YOU WANT BUT ITS STILL GONNA BE A PIECE OF SHIT, THOSE BIKES WERE VERY UN AERODYNAMIC WHICH IS A BIG FACTOR AT THOSE SPEEDS , AS FAR AS TECHNOLOGY GOES ITS USUALLY AT ITS BEST NOT TO FAR AFTER PRODUCTION , WORKING ON AN OLD ENGINE HAS DIMINISHING RETURNS VERY QUICKLY . YOU CAN SPEND $20,000 ON A 96 GSXR 1100 AND IT STILL WONT BE AS FAST AS A STOCK GIXXER1000 K1
so does that include drag bikes and race bikes or is it just your bike :killingme and i am dame sure there are faster bikes than the k1 k2 etc out there :laugh:

[CBR97]

No, I just know a lot of gay riders (boomer, cowpoos, juzzer, postie, bugjuice, speedmedic, WINJA, Gravy_Steve and many more) Just cos they are fags doesn't mean I hate them.

I just dont trust them with my arse or my children.

Dirty queers..........
even if they dont ride a Honda.:2guns:

[Lou Girardin]

Most bike speedos are around 10% fast. That's why these 'I saw etc on the speedo', pissing contests are so entertaining.
I suspect a Blade won't reach 300 k's at the limiter.

[bladez]

even if they dont ride a Honda.:2guns:
shit my bike is in miles to and its speedo read 34000 miles <_< oh shit looking at the wrong part again :no:

[CBR97]

Most bike speedos are around 10% fast. That's why these 'I saw etc on the speedo', pissing contests are so entertaining.
I suspect a Blade won't reach 300 k's at the limiter.
So if the speedo on the Blade says 300, take 30ks off?:scratch:

[WINJA]

so does that include drag bikes and race bikes or is it just your bike :killingme and i am dame sure there are faster bikes than the k1 k2 etc out there :laugh:NOT MANY FASTER , THE K1 GIXXER 1000 WAS ONE OF THE FIRST BIKES TO BE GOVERNED TO 300KMH NOW ALL BIG BIKES HAVE HAD A 300KMH GOVENOR BUILT IN , EXCEPT THE BLADE , WHICH COULDNT REACH 300 ANYWAY

[bladez]

NOT MANY FASTER , THE K1 GIXXER 1000 WAS ONE OF THE FIRST BIKES TO BE GOVERNED TO 300KMH NOW ALL BIG BIKES HAVE HAD A 300KMH GOVENOR BUILT IN , EXCEPT THE BLADE , WHICH COULDNT REACH 300 ANYWAY
good god my little RGV done 300kph after my partner gave the fingers to the nomads :rofl:

[speedpro]

. . .AS FAR AS TECHNOLOGY GOES ITS USUALLY AT ITS BEST NOT TO FAR AFTER PRODUCTION , WORKING ON AN OLD ENGINE HAS DIMINISHING RETURNS VERY QUICKLY . YOU CAN SPEND $20,000 ON A 96 GSXR 1100 AND IT STILL WONT BE AS FAST AS A STOCK GIXXER1000 K1
Aint that the truth. I got 175rwhp out of my old '73 Z1 engine at No.1 cycles on the dyno. It's had a fair bit done to it, though it did have seriously bent valves at the time, and you can buy a road bike now that comes close to that with just a pipe and a few other bits. And what about Kawasaki 636s making 120rwhp with just pipe , filter, and pwr commander. AND they are super grunty as well. My old Yoshy 1100 only made 120hp and it wasn't grunty down low at all.

I love technology(when it's all working).

[flash]

, INCUDING THE SANYO RACE BIKES BUILT BY HONDA THEMSELVES

What!!!!, honda built a Honda!!!!, i never thought ild see the day :bleh:

[cowpoos]

No, I just know a lot of gay riders (boomer, cowpoos, juzzer, postie, bugjuice, speedmedic, WINJA, Gravy_Steve and many more) Just cos they are fags doesn't mean I hate them.

I just dont trust them with my arse or my children.

Dirty queers..........

does that mean I can't date your mumma still?

[Finn]

What a load of shit! Brian Bernard deserves better than that. He's a genuinely good guy. A good rider too. maybe not as good as Finn though!:rofl:

Some of Brians accomplishments.......

• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Formula Wanganui Open
• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Formula Paeroa, Open
• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Formula Streets 600, Wanganui
• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Formula Streets 600, Paeroa
• Winner “Battle of the Streets” Chris Daws Memorial, Wanganui
• Winner Robert Holden Memorial “Battle of the Streets” Paeroa
• Winner NZ Road Hill Climb Champs

How does Finn find this very average?

Look Dafe Duck, I never he said he wasn't a good guy, I said he was average. Whats the common denominator with the above? I'll explain, they're all little street races in hick towns. Put him in the international circuit and the best he'll manage is holding umbrellas.

Nothing in NZ can match the mastery of The Finn on two wheels. Do you not know who I am?

[The_Dover]

I'll match you Finnbar Saunders, and your double entendres.

[Sensei]

Nothing in NZ can match the mastery of The Finn on two wheels. Do you not know who I am?[/QUOTE]

Well one would have to think you where " Jarred Love " the way you talk :eyepoke: :Pokey:

[Finn]

Good to see someone else knows abit about the real world Thanks Dafe ! I don't make a habit of getting fucked off by Fuck whit posts but Wake the FUCK UP !! Finn .:done:

Oh dear, Mr. Senseitive is getting a widdle bit upset about my comment regarding his widdle fwend. I was having a go you small town dumbass. You know, every now and then it pays to get out of Taranaki. It'll be good for you, trust me.

[bladez]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: kick em while they are down:kick:
this Thread is killing me

[Sensei]

Oh dear, Mr. Senseitive is getting a widdle bit upset about my comment regarding his widdle fwend. I was having a go you small town dumbass. You know, every now and then it pays to get out of Taranaki. It'll be good for you, trust me.

Was at Paero on Sunday & don't spend much time in the Naki just for the record ! Mr Sensetivity LOL spent most of my 28 y's doing & teaching Martial Arts Hurting people & getting Paid for it ! But I may just run with that , all that knows me would laugh hearing you call me Sensetive Thanks I Like It Green Rep for Ya made me Laugh :rofl:

[CBR97]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: kick em while they are down:kick:
this Thread is killing me
:headbang:

where has all the love gone?:ride:
nice blade you have anyway

[WINJA]

does that mean I can't date your mumma still?
FUCK DONT EVEN GO THERE , SHES SO DISGUSTING SHE SCRAPES THE YEAST OUT OF HER PANTIES TO MAKE HOME MADE BREAD AND BEER

[Finn]

Was at Paero on Sunday & don't spend much time in the Naki just for the record ! Mr Sensetivity LOL spent most of my 28 y's doing & teaching Martial Arts Hurting people & getting Paid for it ! But I may just run with that , all that knows me would laugh hearing you call me Sensetive Thanks I Like It Green Rep for Ya made me Laugh :rofl:

Well we have something in common then. I have a black belt in Origami. When I don't feel like folding people into little swans, I resort to the more modern art of armed combat. It's alot easier and you can let your body go.

[boomer]

Well we have something in common then. I have a black belt in Origami. When I don't feel like folding people into little swans, I resort to the more modern art of armed combat. It's alot easier and you can let your body go.

So your temples not a body then??:slap:

[CBR97]

We can do all this by riding a Honda.:grouphug:

[cowpoos]

FUCK DONT EVEN GO THERE , SHES SO DISGUSTING SHE SCRAPES THE YEAST OUT OF HER PANTIES TO MAKE HOME MADE BREAD AND BEER

I like bread and beer..... she is a little on the smellie side though

[Finn]

FUCK DONT EVEN GO THERE , SHES SO DISGUSTING SHE SCRAPES THE YEAST OUT OF HER PANTIES TO MAKE HOME MADE BREAD AND BEER

You call those panties? They're so big, Boy Scouts use them as tents. And it's not yeast mate, it's Finn DNA.

[bladez]

We can do all this by riding a Honda.:grouphug:
you as the saying goes.
If sex was a FIREBLADE no one would ever worrie about PERFORMANCE:whistle:

[WINJA]

this threads gone straight to the sewer , how the fuck did that happen?

[Finn]

So your temples not a body then??:slap:

I haven't seen my willy in 6 years.

[CBR97]

this threads gone straight to the sewer , how the fuck did that happen?
:mega: Dont know why, just has aye:bleh:

[boomer]

I'd just like to add that as my bike has never been on a dyno and I dont intend to put it on one that I figure that I must have the biggest cock here.

your bikes only been on the road twice.. you dont even get a look in peewee

[WINJA]

you as the saying goes.
If sex was a FIREBLADE no one would ever worrie about PERFORMANCE:whistle:
DEFINATELY NOT YOUR 92 BLADE , IT COULDNT SUCK A DRAFT OFF A 1986 GPZ 1000RX , YES I OWNED BOTH THOSE BIKES

[bladez]

DEFINATELY NOT YOUR 92 BLADE , IT COULDNT SUCK A DRAFT OFF A 1986 GPZ 1000RX , YES I OWNED BOTH THOSE BIKES
so what you are saying is that your bike can pull the skin of a rice pudding :rofl: hey its not what ya got its how ya use it :lol: time to wind WINJA for shits and giggles :cool:

[boomer]

my 6 hundy will piss on ya all.... come play out and test it :blip:

[Teflon]

If i put my 97 blade on a dynooooo thinhgy, would it go faster than the 300kmh ive already done on it, or would it just do the same, and how much rwhp do i really need to know i have, if i can do 300kmh anyway, daaaaaaa:headbang:

I saw your bike on trade me, very nice. Why don't you put it on the dyno? it will help you sell it when you claim it will do 300km... has to be puting out a shit load of horsepower and i can't see it being reliable.. but i am interested in your bike.

[bladez]

DEFINATELY NOT YOUR 92 BLADE , IT COULDNT SUCK A DRAFT OFF A 1986 GPZ 1000RX , YES I OWNED BOTH THOSE BIKES
hey i no my bike will be lucky to get up a hill and around corners :(

[CBR97]

I saw your bike on trade me, very nice. Why don't you put it on the dyno? it will help you sell it when you claim it will do 300km... has to be puting out a shit load of horsepower and i can't see it being reliable.. but i am interested in your bike.:2thumbsup
Ha,,, ok,
but the truth is, I have had 300 on the clock, but as i have been told tonight, i must expect upto 10 percent differance on the speedo, guess i wont really know unless i have a cop with a radar checking it for me:devil2:

[motobob]

Could this mean at the KB III track day there may actually be Honda's in the Fast group instead of them hanging about in the novice group?

Will the gixxer crowd be shaking in their Sidi's (and not from laughter).

So let us see these Fireblade rocketships strut their stuff.

[imdying]

YOU CAN POLISH A TURD AS MUCH AS YOU WANT BUT ITS STILL GONNA BE A PIECE OF SHIT, THOSE BIKES WERE VERY UN AERODYNAMIC WHICH IS A BIG FACTOR AT THOSE SPEEDSNO BUT ITS GOT TEH HOLES IN THE FAIRING AND THAT MAKES IT WAY FASTER THAN UR STUPID GSXRS

ok, I couldn't resist, so shoot me

But yeah, clock and real speed != the same thing. I've had my zx6r to an indicated 265, you think it really goes that fast :lol: :lol:

[CBR97]

NO BUT ITS GOT TEH HOLES IN THE FAIRING AND THAT MAKES IT WAY FASTER THAN UR STUPID GSXRS

ok, I couldn't resist, so shoot me

But yeah, clock and real speed != the same thing. I've had my zx6r to an indicated 265, you think it really goes that fast :lol: :lol:
:Punk: at these speeds, it doesnt really amtter too much, its still fuckin fast:ride:

[Dafe]

Look Dafe Duck, I never he said he wasn't a good guy, I said he was average. Whats the common denominator with the above? I'll explain, they're all little street races in hick towns. Put him in the international circuit and the best he'll manage is holding umbrellas.

Nothing in NZ can match the mastery of The Finn on two wheels. Do you not know who I am?

Very average huh?

Some of the guys that were beaten in these races include World TT champions!

I guess it only takes an average effort to take out the Isle of man champions. (Only according to Finn!)

So because guys like Andrew Stroud race the NZ street circuits, they're average? They are the guys taking out World Titles.
You'll find alot of WSB and Moto GP riders won't want to go near the TT circuit.

[Finn]

Very average huh?

Some of the guys that were beaten in these races include World TT champions!

I guess it only takes an average effort to take out the Isle of man champions. (Only according to Finn!)

So because guys like Andrew Stroud race the NZ street circuits, they're average? They are the guys taking out World Titles.
You'll find alot of WSB and Moto GP riders won't want to go near the TT circuit.

Pfffff. Next time you see Andy, mention The Finn. Whenever he hears my name he assumes the fetal position and sucks his thumb.

[Lou Girardin]

So if the speedo on the Blade says 300, take 30ks off?:scratch:

Depressing, ain't it?

[kiwifruit]

depressing but true :(

[Lou Girardin]

:2thumbsup
Ha,,, ok,
but the truth is, I have had 300 on the clock, but as i have been told tonight, i must expect upto 10 percent differance on the speedo, guess i wont really know unless i have a cop with a radar checking it for me:devil2:

Invest in a bike computer (about $60). They're accurate to 1/2 km/h and they record top speed achieved. So you don't even have to watch the speedo - just hang on.
Cheaper than the cop radar test too!

[CBR97]

Invest in a bike computer (about $60). They're accurate to 1/2 km/h and they record top speed achieved. So you don't even have to watch the speedo - just hang on.
Cheaper than the cop radar test too!
:done: I,ll track one down, and yes it would be nice not to have to look at my speedo,:ride: But after 27 yrs of riding the blade is still the best bike i have riddern on, and i have riddern on a few, stay safe everyone.:headbang:

[Dafe]

Pfffff. Next time you see Andy, mention The Finn. Whenever he hears my name he assumes the fetal position and sucks his thumb.

Finn, I'm not taking the piss here. I seriously don't know who you are..... But you're telling me that you have taken on Andrew Stroud.
You must be a NZ circuit racer. What titles have you compiled?

[Finn]

Finn, I'm not taking the piss here. I seriously don't know who you are..... But you're telling me that you have taken on Andrew Stroud.
You must be a NZ circuit racer. What titles have you compiled?

I've retired now due to health reasons. I thought my bike would have given it away already.

[WINJA]

I've retired now due to health reasons. I thought my bike would have given it away already.
ARE YOU JESUS?

[Sensei]

Humm Q - Do you know a Guy Named John Goss ?? that owned NP Energy Honda before Craig Flood took it over . If so your indentity is fairly easy to name Road your CBR929 that John had at his shop , after taking the 1st SP1 in NP for a kane . .

[Finn]

ARE YOU JESUS?

Yeah mate, Jesus rides a Honda!

[CBR97]

Yeah mate, Jesus rides a Honda!
:scooter: So does his Father:yes:

[SPman]

only when he's binned the gixxer......

[WINJA]

Yeah mate, Jesus rides a Homo!
I KNEW IT......

[cowpoos]

FINN.....if your a ex top level racer..... would you care to explain the large chickin stripes on the front tyre of your bike [can't see the rear clearly in your profile pic] and the virgin knee sliders and not to mention your bikes gear lever rods look to be in the standard position which would lead me to believe your using a conventional shift pattern rather than the preffer race pattern???


are you talkin through a hole in your arse?

[Finn]

FINN.....if your a ex top level racer..... would you care to explain the large chickin stripes on the front tyre of your bike [can't see the rear clearly in your profile pic] and the virgin knee sliders and not to mention your bikes gear lever rods look to be in the standard position which would lead me to believe your using a conventional shift pattern rather than the preffer race pattern???


are you talkin through a hole in your arse?

No problem. That was when the bike was delivered. It was brand new as where the leathers.

If you are in any doubt about who I am, ask Sensei, he knows.

[Kornholio]

my 6 hundy will piss on ya all.... come play out and test it :blip:

What say we enter the fast group at Taupo Boopmer and show these namby pamby 900/1000 cc machines what the 600/750 class is all about :spudguita

[inlinefour]

Fuck this thread is funny!:weird: Who really gives a rats arse whos better than what and how great our bike is when compared to the next guy. I was allways told that no matter how good you are, eventually someone else comes along who is better. Yea my Honda might be slower than another bike, but I brought a 600cc and really don't care. Just for the record, Finn I'd be really impressed if you could give Sensei the learn. But what do I know, I ride a Honda and live in the naki. Although I am secure in my own sexuality and aint gay, ask the misses. Cheers for the laugh anyway all:rofl:

[Finn]

Just for the record, Finn I'd be really impressed if you could give Sensei the learn. :

I think I just did... http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=25090

[inlinefour]

I think I just did... http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=25090

Although I really have no idea whats happening as all I see is a bit of a flame war in the thread, I'm impartial. My attitude is that your both better riders than me and I don't care much for what other people ride as I enjoy my own riding. Heck I have a Honda and a Suzuki so that shows I aint one sided eh. Am interested to know who you are though as I have no idea. Maybe you could come down to the naki and take us all for a ride, although I get the impression that I'd be riding by myself...:bye:

[boomer]

What say we enter the fast group at Taupo Boopmer and show these namby pamby 900/1000 cc machines what the 600/750 class is all about :spudguita

done! well, before i get my self in shit i'm attending the 250 class.. i'll be your brolly biach for the fast group k :banana:

[Lou Girardin]

I've retired now due to health reasons. I thought my bike would have given it away already.

What? One more loss would lead to terminal depression?

[Fishy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :2thumbsup :banana:

[Finn]

What? One more loss would lead to terminal depression?

Well Lou, I told you guys I wanted 200+ RWHP and all you could come up with was a measly 148. My $500 budget was very generous too. How am I supposed to compete?

[Str8 Jacket]

How am I supposed to compete?

Removing the extremely large carrot you lodged up your arse would be a start.

[Finn]

Removing the extremely large carrot you lodged up your arse would be a start.

Bad night on the streets love? I guess now that prostitution is legal, there's a bit more competition out there. You should try the RSA, I'm sure you'd find some customers with a spare 20 bucks and at that age, looks don't bother them.

[Fishy]

:clap: :clap: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :bleh:

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh Finn, your so funny. Your my hero.

[Finn]

Oh Finn, your so funny. Your my hero.

Sweetie, it's "you're" so funny and "you're" my hero. Thanks anyway, I've added you to my buddy list.

[Str8 Jacket]

Hmm, I'd rather not be part of your ghey buddy club. Im just not into who's penis is bigger than who's, but if you must play that game you'll need to find yours first.

[Fishy]

Now where did my popcorn go? :corn:

[inlinefour]

Now where did my popcorn go? :corn:

Just done some nachos, want some?:killingme :killingme :killingme

[Fishy]

Hell yeah man, this is bloody entertaining and it didn't even cost $14 to get in.

[Lou Girardin]

Well Lou, I told you guys I wanted 200+ RWHP and all you could come up with was a measly 148. My $500 budget was very generous too. How am I supposed to compete?

Talent?:Pokey:

[Kornholio]

done! well, before i get my self in shit i'm attending the 250 class.. i'll be your brolly biach for the fast group k :banana:

Sorry dude I have Kittie and her black brolley... you can be my beer bitch :drinkup:

[suzuki21]

Look Dafe Duck, I never he said he wasn't a good guy, I said he was average. Whats the common denominator with the above? I'll explain, they're all little street races in hick towns. Put him in the international circuit and the best he'll manage is holding umbrellas.

Nothing in NZ can match the mastery of The Finn on two wheels. Do you not know who I am?

So I guess that Daytona is a hick town also, he only got 2nd though. Maybe you should look at his website to see the other hick towns he's raced and won at......................