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Motu
17th February 2006, 22:04
If you are picked up by the Police on your way to Paeroa on sunday,remember to tuck a folded $100 note under your licence when you hand it over.I wouldn't want to see you guys get speeding tickets for no reason....
kiwifruit
17th February 2006, 22:12
lol
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boomer
17th February 2006, 22:13
Thanks Motu; now to find one of those folded Notes you refer to
Virago
17th February 2006, 22:14
If it's just a minor infraction, is it okay to ask for change?
APPLE
17th February 2006, 22:21
nah mate?i all ready owe them alot of money aye?:crybaby:
erik
17th February 2006, 22:33
lol :laugh:
scumdog
17th February 2006, 23:04
$100? $100? You cheapskates will get the book thrown at you if THAT is all you can offer.;)
C'mon, gorse out of pockets guys, realistic bribes only!!
(F'rkn do-nuts ain't gettin' any cheaper these days and have you seen the price of coffee?? Sheesh!!!):rofl:
Da Bird
18th February 2006, 02:13
$100? $100? You cheapskates will get the book thrown at you if THAT is all you can offer.;)
C'mon, gorse out of pockets guys, realistic bribes only!!
(F'rkn do-nuts ain't gettin' any cheaper these days and have you seen the price of coffee?? Sheesh!!!):rofl:

Locked a guy up for bribing me with $30.00 once... didn't take any notice of the warning I gave 10 seconds before thrust his lunch money towards me asking me not to impound his car. I would be keeping the $100 to help towards any infringement you may receive...
DEATH_INC.
18th February 2006, 02:58
How about some 'Dunkin Doughnut' vouchers?
APPLE
18th February 2006, 07:02
Locked a guy up for bribing me with $30.00 once... didn't take any notice of the warning I gave 10 seconds before thrust his lunch money towards me asking me not to impound his car. I would be keeping the $100 to help towards any infringement you may receive...
hey,i remember you now mate?we had words in the carpark of red roosta,some 4to 5 months ago.were basically mates now arent we?????nudge,nudge,wink.wink?hahahahaha
White trash
18th February 2006, 08:23
Nah, you're better off keeping your hundy then posting your crybaby story about speeding tickets on KB for the world not to care about.

Seems to be the trend......
Motoracer
18th February 2006, 08:32
If I come across a hot female cop, I could just show me sexy legs (WT can vouch for them!) and try to flirt my way out of a ticket...
scumdog
18th February 2006, 08:33
Nah, you're better off keeping your hundy then posting your crybaby story about speeding tickets on KB for the world not to care about.

Seems to be the trend......

Man! You can be soooo cutting at times, I love it!:2thumbsup
SwanTiger
18th February 2006, 08:53
Locked a guy up for bribing me with $30.00 once... didn't take any notice of the warning I gave 10 seconds before thrust his lunch money towards me asking me not to impound his car. I would be keeping the $100 to help towards any infringement you may receive...

$30 ?? must of been a school kid
Firefight
18th February 2006, 08:56
If I come across a hot female cop, I could just show me sexy legs (WT can vouch for them!) and try to flirt my way out of a ticket...

....tee shirt we talked about.



F/F, oh yeah have a safe trip to welly man.
MSTRS
18th February 2006, 09:08
Folded $100.00 notes?? Damn. I've got hundreds of them just lying around doing squat. And me not going to Paeoa this year. Here's one for whoever is quick enough. Sorry it's not folded. Can you manage?
Edbear
18th February 2006, 19:43
Not one to name drop, of course, but dear old Lord Earnest is, (was), a relative of mine. Unfortunately just distant enough for me to miss out on the high IQ and the money... Sigh! Don't think a lady officer would be overly impressed with the current physique either. Guess I'd just have to plead brain fade and hope for the best...:no:
Adamski
18th February 2006, 20:44
If I come across a hot female cop, I could just show me sexy legs (WT can vouch for them!) and try to flirt my way out of a ticket...

Yep - you could even try that with the tough cop types. Course, either way it may end up with a baton ending up somewhere uncomfortable :gob:
oldrider
18th February 2006, 20:46
Folded $100.00 notes?? Damn. I've got hundreds of them just lying around doing squat. And me not going to Paeoa this year. Here's one for whoever is quick enough. Sorry it's not folded. Can you manage?
Geez thanks MSTRS, the pensions been a bit tight lately, so I have down loaded that bill and printed a few dozen off.
They have come out quite nicely too!
I am going to just post them down to Scummy so that he can buy a new skull mask.
CB has difficulty knowing whether he's actually wearing the current one or not!
He actually wears it on the job too! Not at work, just on the job! He says it helps!
I will apologize in person as I hand you the real one on the highway SD. Mrs O/R is folding them right now! :banana: Cheers John.
boomer
18th February 2006, 20:59
Geez thanks MSTRS, the pensions been a bit tight lately, so I have down loaded that bill and printed a few dozen off.
They have come out quite nicely too!

I know realise why they need to be folded. So the Rozzers don't see the blank reverse :sherlock:
Swoop
18th February 2006, 21:32
Folded $100.00 notes?? Damn. I've got hundreds of them just lying around doing squat. And me not going to Paeoa this year. Here's one for whoever is quick enough. Sorry it's not folded. Can you manage?
So that's what one of those things looks like!!!
Can you fax me some please...:nya:
terbang
18th February 2006, 22:00
Stuck in a traffic jamb in Jakarta having moved about 100m in one hour, A local rozzer sticks his head through the window (coz he's noticed a Buleh on board) and accuses my driver of speeding.. 100,000 Rupiah later we are all smiling and driver keeps his job. Now thats policing with style I reckon, you kiwi Rozzers have a lot of catching up to do..!