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SwanTiger
18th February 2006, 23:58
Quick bitch, then a shower and bed.

Was riding along SH1 through Orewa just before and noticed the car in front of me swurve. I keep on watching (waiting for him to hit oncoming traffic) then look back in front of me only to see a big steel frame glass table in the middle of the road.

So I stoped and moved it off to the side, then called the police. Was a shame I couldn't see where the little toe rags were hiding in wait.

Pays to know where your little fuckwit children are at night !!

My little girl might not of seen her dad again tonight. However that Hyosung is just too damn sexy to go crashing on.

My bitch is over. Thank you for reading. I'm happy to of wasted a few minutes of your life, it truly was an honour. Thank you, Thank you... Thank you.

ZeroIndex
19th February 2006, 02:37
Glad you didn't hit that table. Silly kids and boy-racers blocking up streets and causing problems GRRRRRR!!!!

Brian d marge
19th February 2006, 03:58
If I found out my boy did something like that
I would make him sweep the street for ( a year ??) or at least a month
Every nite , sweep , clean, look after , and properly to , none of this half arse ,comunity service lets look like we are working crap,
I will ( and do ) stand behind my son If he F$%^ up ....you did the crime ( sic ) you do the time ( but with a explanation of why the sh^t is hitting the fan ,,and the support )
we started that as soon as his eyes opened ......hes 2 now and we dont even have to raise our voice ( why does this sound like the other post concerning dogs???)
we just have to look at him ,,,and he stops no raised voices , no spankings , just excuse me and eye contact

If he get to 15 ,,,and tries it on , I will be sitting in the next table to him when he is trying to score ,,, dont tempt me stud muffin ,,,you screw up and Ill make damn sure you know , you have screwed up!!!

If you race MX like your ole man then all is forgiven and everything is alright !!! ( Ill even buy you a new bike )

:moon:
Stephen

madboy
19th February 2006, 05:30
My 6yo daughter was in bed... wasn't her. But I agree with the above comments. Oxygen theft should be treated more seriously. Think how much tax we'd save if it was... I could be looking at porn on a big flat 21inch LCD instead of a poxy 17inch CRT. Funnily enough I was just watching something on TV earlier about the methods behind executions... Oh shit, now I'm rambling... must be time for bed.

DingDong
19th February 2006, 06:29
It was less than a minute... and your welcome to it.

SwanTiger
19th February 2006, 06:34
Main thing that pissed me off was the fact that the frame was black and the rest was glass, very hard to see. If it wasn't for the car swurving and getting me "Alert" I would of doodled straight into it without noticing.

ManDownUnder
19th February 2006, 07:29
Wonder what would happen if you picked it up, carried it 100m down the road then sat and waited for them to come and get it...?

terbang
19th February 2006, 07:58
Where are the Rozzers when you really need them..?

SlashWylde
19th February 2006, 08:01
Faaark! this sort of carry on is becoming a regular recurrence around the land. Every couple of weeks there is a post about some object being placed semi-hidden in the path of on-coming traffic. As if the roads weren't dangerous enough out there.

Can anyone recall if this sort of carry-on has shown bursts of activity in previous decades? Or is it really a new phenomenon?

Beemer
19th February 2006, 08:10
Little arseholes. Pity you didn't have some way of getting the table home so you could then sell it on Trade Me! It was probably their own dining table and their parents were most likely down at the pub so had no idea what the tossers were up to.

Funny is doing things that DON'T endanger someone else's lives. This kind of behaviour is pathetic, hope they get what's coming to them. And soon!

Virago
19th February 2006, 08:27
Nah, the kids aren't the problem, it's the parents! They couldn't give a toss where their kids are, or what they're doing. And when the little shits are caught, the parents will vigourously defend their offspring's right to "a bit of fun".

Six years on the local school Board of Trustees has left me with a very low opinion of some parents. My responsibility was the school property, and I did constant battle with the parents of kids who were caught vandalising the place.

The "Me" Generation who were teenagers in the 'eighties and 'nineties, now have kids of their own, so the problem will only get worse......

MidnightMike
19th February 2006, 08:36
:angry: We all need rifles! :ar15:
So if you see the little mo fo's ask them if they think its funny, and whatever there answer put 2 rounds in their leg. :2guns: :thud:
And then bash them over the head with the object than the put on the road :bash:
Then ask them if they still think its funny, they probably wont answer because they are either dead or unconcius so you can take that as a yes :Pokey:

rant over,

Mike

Ps nice work swanny :banana:

kro
19th February 2006, 08:45
There was a clip on the news about this a few months back, the Dickhead Patrol were throwing things at, or into the path of, motorway traffic. The mentality of these amoeba brained lads is that its only cars on the road, they don't factor the motorcyclist as a wild card, and as was displayed here, it's a very real possibilty.

Hitting a steel framed glass table in a car is dangerous enough, hitting one on a bike, well, you know that will end in tears.

If I catch one of these new generation "thrill seekers" myself, you can be sure it won't end well.

beyond
19th February 2006, 08:57
Yep, she's a new rotten generation coming through the ranks.
Hope they never start stretching wire across the road etc. :(

One of my mates was in a cage a while back, driving down a suburban road at 50kmh and saw a big brown bag in the middle of the road. He was going to straddle it but at the last moment decided to skirt around it.

Looking in his rear vision mirror, he saw it move and a kid got out of it????!!!!!

They must be leaving there brains on the pillow when they get up in the morning.

MidnightMike
19th February 2006, 09:11
They must be leaving there brains on the pillow when they get up in the morning.

They dont have brains full stop. :oi-grr:

cowboyz
19th February 2006, 09:30
What I get sick of is the parents these days saying "well kids will be kids - they will grow out of it" and "we did the some silly stuff when we were kids"

You know, we did do some silly stuff when we were kids - not to the extent of trying to kill some poor bastard who is driving down the road but silly things all the same.

And our parents came down on us like a ton of bricks. And we LEARNT not to do that again. We didn't "just grow out of it" We learnt that bad things happen if you do bad things. Kids these days run circles round their parents because there is no discapline and teaching anymore. Just let time sort out the problem.

The other night the little woman and myself were sitting at the table having a coffee and the kids were playing outside. Sudddenly a truck came to a screaming halt outside the house. Thats odd I thought so run out there to see what was going on. Well it turns out that the kids were throwing apples at the cars on the road and this particular truck driver took exception too it. My only regret is that the truck driver took off before I got out there. I don't think he realised that I was firmly and completely on his side of the arguement. Those kids got hauled inside and got told not so fucking nicely what complete and utter wankers they were being and how dangerous that was and I am pretty much betting it will not happen again. - ever.

So I may have damaged their self asteam and now they will be in therapy for serveral years to come because I yelled at them for doing something stupid. Maybe it would have been better to see a car swerve and take out another car, or maybe swerve off the road and take out one of the smaller children playing in the area and that would have shown them what they were doing wrong without me saying a word. Yes. it only takes time to learn the lesson, after all, boys will be boys.

nadroj
19th February 2006, 10:57
A few years ago (Quite a few) on a boring saturday night we used to place a toolbox just off the side of the road & wait for a car to come past & see it. A few hit the anchors & came back looking for it but just found a bunch of giggling from up the bank with a length of rope on a toolbox.

lia
19th February 2006, 11:11
You know, we did do some silly stuff when we were kids - not to the extent of trying to kill some poor bastard who is driving down the road but silly things all the same.

And our parents came down on us like a ton of bricks. And we LEARNT not to do that again. Yes. it only takes time to learn the lesson, after all, boys will be boys.

yup! remember throwing rotting fruit at vehicles from behind a hedge ... and ended up getting a good tanning for it too. dangerous, stupid and not thinking but nothing like these kids throwing large stones off bridges onto motorway traffic!

will add at this point though that 'girls' can be just as naughty!!

MSTRS
19th February 2006, 11:13
And we LEARNT not to do that again. We didn't "just grow out of it" We learnt that bad things happen if you do bad things.

So I may have damaged their self esteem....
Damage away (in the caringest of ways of course)....your kids will grow up well-adjusted, respectful of authority, responsible, self-disciplined and productive.
Edit:- it is all about boundaries. And if you don't set them - well......

Coyote
19th February 2006, 11:18
What happened to the good ol' days I hear about when the parents would take the side of the ranting neighbour or police officer and smack the kid for what they've done?

ZorsT
19th February 2006, 11:22
Little arseholes.
I Agree

and their parents were most likely down at the pub so had no idea what the tossers were up to.
I disagree completely, and i would go so far as to say that is an unfair generalisation.
At 2:30 this morning my parents were woken by a local police officer who had found one of their offspring (not me) roaming the streets. My parents drink very little, and had no idea one of their children was not in the house. Said child waited until everyone was asleep before venturing out into the night.



Nah, the kids aren't the problem, it's the parents! Please see above.

They couldn't give a toss where their kids are, or what they're doing. And when the little shits are caught, the parents will vigourously defend their offspring's right to "a bit of fun".
Wrong again.
My parents care so much about their children that I had to nag for 2 years to be allowed to buy a motorbike, and then once I WAS allowed to buy one, I wasn't allowed to ride it for two months. - All becasue they don't want me to come to harm.

In regard to parents defening their children, my parents are annoyed the police couldn't charge my brother with anything when they caught him, which is a different attitude to the one you claim parents have...


These posts made me very angry. I had a good long cool off period after reading them before replying to them

Coyote
19th February 2006, 11:23
I Agree

I disagree completely, and i would go so far as to say that is an unfair generalisation.
At 2:30 this morning my parents were woken by a local police officer who had found one of their offspring (not me) roaming the streets. My parents drink very little, and had no idea one of their children was not in the house. Said child waited until everyone was asleep before venturing out into the night.
And then there's the parents that condone this stuff so they appear cool to their kids. Prime example was my old neighbours

skidMark
19th February 2006, 12:19
i won't even bother ranting...much.....


kids seem to do what they want these days what parents say generally goes in one ear out the other

MSTRS
19th February 2006, 12:32
Zorst - you are right to be miffed at what is a generalisation. But what they are talking about IS all too common. It is the "Who me? Give a fuck? I don't think so" generation, be they parents or children that they are referring to (bad grammar, I know, but :whocares: ). Don't take it too personally - you are one of the (many) lucky ones. Cherish your folks, they are your role model for lifeand they are obviously doing a great job:2thumbsup :

Virago
19th February 2006, 13:03
........Wrong again..........These posts made me very angry. I had a good long cool off period after reading them before replying to them
Yes, as a parent of two teenagers (who are older than you), I can understand that you would need to cool off after reading an opposing view-point.:msn-wink:

There are different view-points here regarding the issue of seriously bad childhood behaviour, not necessarily right or wrong.

My observations regarding parental responsibility (or the occasional lack of), come from years of (sometimes) bitter experience. When you catch some little snot throwing rocks through windows at the school, and the parents dismiss it as "a bit of childhood fun" and refuse to pay for damages, can be rather frustrating for all concerned, including the police. I could give you a list as long as your arm of similar (or worse) examples. I even had one parent outraged that I had "stolen" a can of spray paint off his son (who had been spraying graffiti on the school walls).

In my opinion (right or wrong), this problem is getting worse. But this is not suggesting that all parents are bad.

My own parents were firm but fair, and I'd like to think that I've done a reasonable job of parenting myself (although my kids sometimes won't agree!). But I am pleased though that they have both grown up with an ingrained respect for others in the community.

And therein lies the real issue - lack of respect for others. And respect is a value you learn from your parents.

skidMark
19th February 2006, 13:13
i'm wondering why we assume this is children it could have been some 30 year old guys that got absolutely shitfaced drunk and put it there? i mean we are talking about a saturday night

never assume.....break it up ass/u/me if you assume you make an ass out of you and me

lol sorry had to say that heard it the other day lol

Virago
19th February 2006, 13:28
i'm wondering why we assume this is children it could have been some 30 year old guys that got absolutely shitfaced drunk and put it there?....
Yes, a very good point Mark....;)

Firefight
19th February 2006, 15:00
i'm wondering why we assume this is children it could have been some 30 year old guys that got absolutely shitfaced drunk and put it there? i mean we are talking about a saturday lol

yes, I lived up the HBC a few years ago, plenty of dumb fuck older people live up that way that would do crazy shit just like this incident, do we in fact know that it was "Kids"?


F/F:wacko:

Brian d marge
19th February 2006, 15:51
And to add. I know exactly where my child is . the little darling has just pushed the record button on the video , and recorded over my 1991 camel pro MX video ..... I will get another after explaining to the wee dear that the money for this video is coming from his bank account.

That street looks awfully dirty. now wheres that old tooth brush

* Have to agree with the point about may not be kids, I ve seen 2 yr olds with more brains than some hoodies

Stephen

ZeroIndex
19th February 2006, 16:09
i'm starting to wonder if a swift baseball bat to the head will even make a difference to some of these kids... they just don't learn...

One of my friends got killed in a car crash a couple weeks back (Brett Hancock in Te Kauwhata). His best friend (who I always hang out with), has continued his stupid boy-racing obsession without seeing any consequence that could involve him or any of the people in or outside of his car. I've decided to not be friends with him anymore, as I know he will end life in a bad car accident, and I don't want to be one of the people in the wreckage...

...sorry if i rambled onto something else

Skyryder
19th February 2006, 16:19
You ain't seen nothin' yet. Wait until the fuckers get their hands on paint guns.

Skyryder

Ixion
19th February 2006, 17:05
Faaark! this sort of carry on is becoming a regular recurrence around the land. Every couple of weeks there is a post about some object being placed semi-hidden in the path of on-coming traffic. As if the roads weren't dangerous enough out there.

Can anyone recall if this sort of carry-on has shown bursts of activity in previous decades? Or is it really a new phenomenon?

It's nothing new. I've found all sorts of stuff on the road over the years. Quite a few years ago I tootled round a corner and there dead in front of me was a bathtub. The old fashioned iron sort with feet, back then they were just old junk, , not antique decor. Semi full of water too (dirty). No soap though. I had a hell of a job shifting it to the side of the road , luckily another guy came along and helped me.

KATWYN
19th February 2006, 20:25
Hope they never start stretching wire across the road etc. :(

One of my mates was in a cage a while back, driving down a suburban road at 50kmh and saw a big brown bag in the middle of the road. He was going to straddle it but at the last moment decided to skirt around it.

Looking in his rear vision mirror, he saw it move and a kid got out of it????!!!!!

.


:shit: Scary stuff

GIXser
19th February 2006, 20:30
Quick bitch, then a shower and bed.

Was riding along SH1 through Orewa just before and noticed the car in front of me swurve. I keep on watching (waiting for him to hit oncoming traffic) then look back in front of me only to see a big steel frame glass table in the middle of the road.

So I stoped and moved it off to the side, then called the police. Was a shame I couldn't see where the little toe rags were hiding in wait.

Pays to know where your little fuckwit children are at night !!

My little girl might not of seen her dad again tonight. However that Hyosung is just too damn sexy to go crashing on.

My bitch is over. Thank you for reading. I'm happy to of wasted a few minutes of your life, it truly was an honour. Thank you, Thank you... Thank you.

i had the same a while ago but mine was a set of scaffolding (at night) clever huh!!!?????

Sniper
20th February 2006, 08:41
Bugger, glad you didn't come short.

MSTRS
20th February 2006, 14:52
What happened to the good ol' days I hear about when the parents would take the side of the ranting neighbour or police officer and smack the kid for what they've done?
The namby-pamby PC do-gooders in action. They have fucked society as we used to know it.

ManDownUnder
20th February 2006, 14:54
The namby-pamby PC do-gooders in action. They have fucked society as we used to know it.

But at least they've saved us from the "sting" of personal responsibility...

:wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

yungatart
20th February 2006, 15:10
There are good kids and bad kids, just as there are good parents and bad parents. The thing is, we only ever hear about bad kids/parents. The good ones are just not newsworthy.

scumdog
20th February 2006, 15:46
I disagree completely, and i would go so far as to say that is an unfair generalisation.
In regard to parents defening their children, my parents are annoyed the police couldn't charge my brother with anything when they caught him, which is a different attitude to the one you claim parents have...

These posts made me very angry. I had a good long cool off period after reading them before replying to them

ZorsT, I can understand you chagrin at being generalised - I know I do too.

But so often parents just refuse to believe the flaming obvious - that their darlings are actually little shits!!

I have to deal with it all the time and you can almost see the little 'darling' thumbing his/her (mainly his) nose at you from behind their parents back.

And at the end of the day the kid ends up paying.

EG:

Mate of mine went to a North Shore house to tell parents there that little Johnny had been caught riding around the streets on the bonnet of a his mates car - parents refuse to believe it,"No, must be a mistake, my son doesn't do that sort of thing, haven't you got something better to do?"


One week later my mate had to go back to the address, to tell same parents that now Johnny was very dead, wouldn't you know, he fell off the bonnet he was sitting on as the car hooned around the street!!!!Surprise-surprise!

I bet they believed THAT news!!


And if they had believed the first news and had some balls little Johnny might just still be alive.

skidMark
20th February 2006, 16:42
Shit well some people just don't listen aye mate.....

your a good guy scumdog i know you cop alot of crap for being a cop because people generally don't like them.

i spose it must also be a bit boring now though as all cops seem to have to babysit the roads now and be traffic cops what ever happened to real policework aye armed robberies and people breaking into houses...

now what you usually find in your daily job is some long haired male teen in a singlet smells like hes either not washed in a lifetime or is trying to hard to impress the chick in the miniskirt in the backseat of his honda civic with seats so low and angled back he can't see more than his windscreen washers or his oversize tachometer with the large shift light, dropped on 19 inch chrome wheels with either cut or no springs.....with tints on his windows and a loud sub woofer in the back....

this is not a generilization.....it's a fact......

cops need some real entertainment

ive seen a cop chase go past me a late model subaru wrx going up the hill at about 150 clicks tyres squaeling like mad through a light bend in the road and just as he dissapeares over the hill comes the local undercover cop around my area going about 180 after him in his commodore no tyre squeal or nothing and he was gaining on him.

and this thing was fully hotted up big wheels big bore exhaust the lot...

in a way it is good that theres not too many serious crimes bank robberies etc...

but in a way worse that the police are being traffic cops all day......and also worse for the fact with all the boy racers doing runners and so on these days it won't be long before more and more pedestrians start getting killed....

there needs to be tougher restrictions on the power a boy racer can have

by the ages of 15 1/2 they can have a restricted license and drive whatever they want on the road it's putting too much power in the hands of inexperianced young drivers...

now don't get me wrong i love a good hotted up skyline with 500 bhp butfor an inexperianced driver with acne long hair and only just passed his license with some driving school just yesterday it's a time bomb waiting to happen...

you need to think about how many lives must have been saved by having the 250cc restriction on a bike learners.....if that restriction was not in place people would go out buy an r1 and that would be it and they wouldn't last long....i'm seeing this happening with young car drivers also there needs to be a restriction.

got a BIT off topic by the end but yeah thats my lot hope that provides some insight and keep up the good work spud.... and other cops on here

Cheers: MA

scumdog
20th February 2006, 17:07
Just remember guys ('specially younger ones) in the 'old days' that there was a dedicated trffic department - the Ministery of Transport guys.
All they did was traffic - and fairly serious about it too - and they were firm on any driving 'errors' too, the standard of day-today driving behaviour was a lot tighter back then (even if the road deaths per 1,000 cars on the road was worse)!!

The plods on the other hand dealt with all the 'other stuff', you really had to 'gap their axe' before they gave you a ticket (if they knew how)

In its infinite wisdom the Gov't of the day back in '92 (I think) amalgamated the two because 'it will put twice as many Police on the beat' or some similar slogan to that.

Did it work? - You decide.

skidMark
20th February 2006, 17:13
good to see the government made it right as they always do they know best of coursee they do :brick:

sunhuntin
20th February 2006, 17:21
seems to have got more common after all the publicity that cement block that got tossed off a motorway got...those young kids.

my brother would likely be the type to do something like that...he was the devil himself, still is...attempted rape of myself, drugs, drink, car accidents, and the latest getting jailed for growing and possession of drugs...dad literally collapsed when he saw the cars outside brothers flat. and still hes their angel, cant do no wrong. everytime he went to court, they somehow found the money to bail him out.

Finn
20th February 2006, 17:37
This is why I support mass sterilization. Having visited Paeroa over the weekend, it was living proof. It's amasing that these people are allowed to breed and vote. Scary stuff.

scumdog
20th February 2006, 20:27
seems to have got more common after all the publicity that cement block that got tossed off a motorway got...those young kids.

my brother would likely be the type to do something like that...he was the devil himself, still is...attempted rape of myself, drugs, drink, car accidents, and the latest getting jailed for growing and possession of drugs...dad literally collapsed when he saw the cars outside brothers flat. and still hes their angel, cant do no wrong. everytime he went to court, they somehow found the money to bail him out.

Sadly it will all come to an end when they shuffle off this world -if he hasn't already gone himself by then.

skidMark
20th February 2006, 21:43
damn some bad shit is happening these days.....:(

CPB
21st February 2006, 14:12
Faaark! this sort of carry on is becoming a regular recurrence around the land. Every couple of weeks there is a post about some object being placed semi-hidden in the path of on-coming traffic. As if the roads weren't dangerous enough out there.

Can anyone recall if this sort of carry-on has shown bursts of activity in previous decades? Or is it really a new phenomenon?

some idiot waste of space used to take pleasure in "diesel pours" on corners up in the Port Hills Canterbury. Loss of life occurred because of some sick fucks idea of shits and giggles...