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Biff
19th February 2006, 03:46
Ok - so you're getting used to me talking about myself by now, so here was todays highlight.

An airport.

Waiting at the baggage collection thingy.

A man (with apparent psychological issues) began shouting at myself and a colleague.

He appraoched us.

"I am god. Here are my shoes".

Attempts to hand us his shoes.

He then stripped of naked and followed us out of the terminal.

Fucking useless police and security staff shit themselves.

We laughed.

It wasn't that cold.......
Grumpy
19th February 2006, 06:39
Can I have my fucking shoes back please...
Karma
19th February 2006, 07:03
It's a sign mate...

Now all you've gotta do is make up some crazy rules...

1. Thou shalt not ride the coro loop on Tuesday

kinda thing.

Prophet Biff!! All hail Biff, messenger of the lord.



BTW.... were they shoes? or jandals?
Ricamortise
19th February 2006, 07:14
Ok - so you're getting used to me talking about myself by now, so here was todays highlight.

An airport.

Waiting at the baggage collection thingy.

A man (with apparent psychological issues) began shouting at myself and a colleague.

He appraoched us.

"I am god. Here are my shoes".

Attempts to hand us his shoes.

He then stripped of naked and followed us out of the terminal.

Fucking useless police and security staff shit themselves.

We laughed.

It wasn't that cold.......

Classic psychotic breakdown. Happened to a member of my household two
years ago. Had to get mental health crash team from ward 17 in Tauranga.
Person affected has fully recovered, left home for uni yesterday.
nadroj
19th February 2006, 11:03
Wee willy winkie?
Sniper
20th February 2006, 11:40
Only you Biff. Maybe he saw you in that movie................. :msn-wink:
bugjuice
20th February 2006, 12:02
see what lost luggage can do to people??!?!?!

Call the airport and ask for the security tapes, then post it up..

They say if you want to know someone, walk a mile in their shoes - this is your chance to see if God has small feet!!
Colapop
20th February 2006, 12:13
Is it not God that said....

"Do not walk in front of me - you've got a fat arse,
Do not walk behind me - I had beans last night,
Just walk over there somewhere so no-one can tell we're together"

Just as well you were'nt 'touched' by the hand of god!