Who do you want to challenge to a drag race?

[Riff Raff]

Time to throw down the gauntlet and issue a challenge!

Someone saying their bike is faster than yours, but you know they're full of shit? Got a friendly war to wage with a good mate? Want to see if Gixxers really are faster than all the rest?

Well this is the place to make your challenge.

Then put your money where your mouth is and register your place at the Stunt/Dragwars at Meremere on 8 April 2006. See link in my signature.

PS: Zed I accept your challenge.

[bugjuice]

MarkAuckland has been pissing me off for months with his 'bling' bike. I'm sure I'm ready to beat him now.. I've been working on my starts and everything..

[Fishy]

MarkAuckland's bling bike :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :banana: :banana: Hey buggy you'd still win if you pushed your bike backwards while sitting on it.

[bugjuice]

hairy muff.. you wanna be under took again, I'm happy

[Finn]

I challenge WINJA! This Honda vs Suzuki bullshit will be settled once and for all. The loser has to strip naked and dance around the track with their willy between their legs yelling "I'm a girl, I'm a girl"

Disclosure: This race is subject to the following conditions; Finn will be competing on a CBR1000 RR. WINJA will compete on his Street Magic. Race fuel is prohibited.

[Grahameeboy]

I challenge WINJA! This Honda vs Suzuki bullshit will be settled once and for all. The loser has to strip naked and dance around the track with their willy between their legs yelling "I'm a girl, I'm a girl"

Disclosure: This race is subject to the following conditions; Finn will be competing on a CBR1000 RR. WINJA will compete on his Street Magic. Race fuel is prohibited.

But But I thought WINJA was a girl..................

[The_Dover]

Disclosure: This race is subject to the following conditions; Finn will be competing on a CBR1000 RR. WINJA will compete on his Street Magic. Race fuel is prohibited.

My money's still on WINJA.

[Grahameeboy]

My money's still on WINJA.

To do which task??

[Zed]

PS: Zed I accept your challenge.Yeah it'll be fun RR!! I will be there and the money will go into your account soon.

[Finn]

My money's still on WINJA.

Either way, you'll win big time as you'll get to see one of us naked you limey sausage packing pillow biter.

[R6_kid]

Tristan vs JSG.... the battle of the 250's

Then we can have Cibby vs Pyrocam - just to see who the girl really is :shifty:

Spose i could take on affman - what you reckon jono, wanna give me a piece of the waterbirth bike? :finger:

[nadroj]

Most will beat me in a 1/4 mile streak now days but no one can take away my win in the first ever held at the opening meeting 1973.

[Fishy]

Showing your age there mate!. I wasn't even born then.

[Lazy7]

question: would you need a full licence to race a big bike at meremere?

[Riff Raff]

question: would you need a full licence to race a big bike at meremere?
Nope - it's a race track, not a road. It's at your own risk to ride it to the track and back tho.

[Lazy7]

interesting. you need a car licence to race a car at meremere. oh well, will see how i go. would be nice to stretch the bikes legs. see what it will do.

[Grahameeboy]

Showing your age there mate!. I wasn't even born then.

Yep we all show our age......funny that....he he........

I was just starting Primary school in 1973.....geeze....

[KLOWN]

shit, I was born in 81 and I feel old. hehehe you guys must feel like crap :whistle: :buggerd:

[aff-man]

Tristan vs JSG.... the battle of the 250's

Then we can have Cibby vs Pyrocam - just to see who the girl really is :shifty:

Spose i could take on affman - what you reckon jono, wanna give me a piece of the waterbirth bike? :finger:

We'll see :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

can you wheelie yet...

I say death should challenge someone to a one wheel drag??

[N4CR]

Tristan vs JSG.... the battle of the 250's
I don't wanna get run off the track and jandal'd thankyou very much.

If I did put the 'other' can back on like at paeroa the bike would run leaner and not need tuning. Hhmmmrrmmm.

edit: still pricey for me.. been riding around too much lately. We will see.

[Racey Rider]

Yeah it'll be fun RR!! I will be there and the money will go into your account soon.
What?! Your paying the winners purse Before even lining up??!! :scratch:

[Cibby]

haha.. this sounds like fun.

I'll race pyro. he should have no probs beating me, i'm just a girl afterall

:devil2:

[Riff Raff]

haha.. this sounds like fun.

I'll race pyro. he should have no probs beating me, i'm just a girl afterall

:devil2:
Good stuff chicky - we need more girls to give the boys the learn!!!

[NC]

We are talking about men dressing up in womens clothing and running down the road as fast as they can?
Yes?

Then ZED....

[Grahameeboy]

We are talking about men dressing up in womens clothing and running down the road as fast as they can?
Yes?

Then ZED....

But I thought you only like shiny things.........is this a new thing you are into...down girl...

[The_Dover]

I want to challenge Texmo on his scooter.

[Fishy]

Don't be so bloody stupid Dover, you know he's way out of your league

[ZeroIndex]

Argh... didn't see all the other posts after this one... not sure how to delete this, but i still think my bracketed text is funny... kinda




question: would you need a full licence to race a big bike at meremere?
As far as I remember, that question was answered Yes, under that conditions that you don't get seen/caught driving the bike to the event (the event is private, not a public road, hence the cops not trying to issue tickets to every vehicle that can do a quarter mile in sub-20 second times :p )

...end of random message

[White trash]

....Loose Bruce to a wheel stand/drag race.

Front wheel must be off the ground by the 15 meter mark and remain up 'till you cross the beams at the other end.

You're dead big fellah.

[aff-man]

....Loose Bruce to a wheel stand/drag race.

Front wheel must be off the ground by the 15 meter mark and remain up 'till you cross the beams at the other end.

You're dead big fellah.

What ya gonna be riding tubby??

I dunno if the mighty cibber will be up to his gixxer:moon: :moon:

[loosebruce]

....Loose Bruce to a wheel stand/drag race.

Front wheel must be off the ground by the 15 meter mark and remain up 'till you cross the beams at the other end.

You're dead big fellah.

LOL, it's on bro, sure as shit not going 10 up on the rear then, why dont you challenge Death, someone more in your league, sure someone will lend him a 12, picking on the weak link (oh no sorry thats sudeep), but i'll give you a shot at me.

On a side note, if we're playing this game.

I CHALLENGE WHITE(HOMO)TRASH TO A LONGEST STOPPIE DEUL.

Now you're dead little fella.

[FROSTY]

Baby Bikie says he'll whip all of ya --wid his lil 50cc traillee
--Now theres a thort--waddabout minimoto drags

[justsomeguy]

Tristan vs JSG.... the battle of the 250's

Hmm..... I'm keen but money is tight. Done 7200ks in 2 months........

$60 would let me do the loop twice and have lunch, $30 would let me do 22 and have lunch.......

Lets see closer to the day.

How many runs are we likely to get???

[justsomeguy]

Baby Bikie says he'll whip all of ya --wid his lil 50cc traillee
--Now theres a thort--waddabout minimoto drags

Oye - please - no bloody minibullshits...... unless it's at a go-kart track or something.:nono:

Bring Black Ice along and drag some 400's.

[Motoracer]

On a side note, if we're playing this game.

I CHALLENGE WHITE(HOMO)TRASH TO A LONGEST STOPPIE DEUL.

Now you're dead little fella.

Ha ha ha, you da man bro! You just better hope you don't pull a muscel like today. Or maybe you might just do that for an excuse.

[Zed]

Hmm..... I'm keen but money is tight. Done 7200ks in 2 months........

$60 would let me do the loop twice and have lunch, $30 would let me do 22 and have lunch.......

Lets see closer to the day.

How many runs are we likely to get???And this is the :first:ever KB Stunt/Drag meet!! You can save your precious pennies up and ride the loopidy loop any time, Meremere will probably only be a annual KB event. Have i made my point?

Now stop being a Nana and sign up JSG! :spudflip:

[justsomeguy]

And this is the :first:ever KB Stunt/Drag meet!! You can save your precious pennies up and ride the loopidy loop any time, Meremere will probably only be a annual KB event. Have i made my point?

Now stop being a Nana and sign up JSG! :spudflip:

Hey come on - stop :spudgrr:----okkk....... ouchhhhhhh stop twisting my arm dammint.....OK OK - I'll do it - .:sweatdrop

There I signed up - but I'm NOT gonna stop being a nana:oi-grr:

[Jamezo]

I sooooooo would love to have a few RG150 drags.

I've taken all comers so far with ease. Some that were even trying! (gosh!)

But unfortunateetetely, I don't live in Jafaland.

[R6_kid]

$60 would let me do the loop twice and have lunch, $30 would let me do 22 and have lunch.......

yeh but both those options involve corners, and we all know how much trouble you have with 'those' things :shake:

[Zed]

yeh but both those options involve corners, and we all know how much trouble you have with 'those' things :shake::Pokey:

:corn: .......

[larriken]

Oh yeah, I'm keen to race anyone! So, who wants to kick my shitty ol' Blades arse?:done:

[Zed]

What?! Your paying the winners purse Before even lining up??!! :scratch: That's the trouble wif these darn internet forums, some people just misunderstand you completely *bleh* Now i'm confused?:scratch:

[Zed]

Oh yeah, I'm keen to race anyone! So, who wants to kick my shitty ol' Blades arse?:done:I'll give it a go mate! Mate, can i offer you a mealmate mate?

What year is your 'Blade again Mr l?

[skidMark]

MarkAuckland's bling bike :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :banana: :banana: Hey buggy you'd still win if you pushed your bike backwards while sitting on it.

smart ass lol...indy get your ass here my gn is waiting for ya...when it's err back together lol

[dss3]

....Loose Bruce to a wheel stand/drag race.

Front wheel must be off the ground by the 15 meter mark and remain up 'till you cross the beams at the other end.

You're dead big fellah.

Maybe to even things up a little you should both have to chomp down 3 mince and cheese big bens at the finish?

[loosebruce]

Maybe to even things up a little you should both have to chomp down 3 mince and cheese big bens at the finish?

I'll own that bitch it thats the case

[lia]

juzzer asked me to post this:

Girls race challenge

juzzer v's postie.

(cos its all about the looks not whats underneath - aye postie)

:killingme

[juzzer]

juzzer asked me to post this:

Girls race challenge

juzzer v's postie.

(cos its all about the looks not whats underneath - aye postie)

:killingme

WTF.....first i have heard of this....bloody woman.....
O Well at least it's another Honda so shouldnt lose buy to much....
So Hand Bag's at 5 paces then fella? :shake:

[lia]

like you remember what you mutter at 3am???

something about postie being a girl ... arse kicking ... bike ... drag .... erm maybe you werent talking about the 'drag races' at all?

:devil2:

[NC]

But I thought you only like shiny things.........is this a new thing you are into...down girl...
Eh, ok you can race him. But just because you asked, big fellah.
Sounds like you wanna rock out with your cock out.

[justsomeguy]

yeh but both those options involve corners, and we all know how much trouble you have with 'those' things :shake:

Yes, I'm scared that one day I might ride straight through one and smash my mint bike up........................:shake:

[Postie]

i'm still in your dreams am i Juzzer
well i riden both my bike and yours, so how bout i take the SP1 and you have the Juzzer inspired CBR SP1?????? or give me 5 seconds head start.........

[juzzer]

i'm still in your dreams am i Juzzer.........

Well to even the playing field i'll ride the missus crotch rocket :scooter: ...but cause yr a skinny c*%t you'll have to eat a few pies first :blip:

[juzzer]

Whatabout a Honda SP1 V Suzuki TL1000R?
Sort this Honda shit out once and for all.

:sweatdrop

[Qkchk]

Whatabout a Honda SP1 V Suzuki TL1000R?
Sort this Honda shit out once and for all.
That would be worth watching! Need to sort out some GSXR vs CBR vs ZX10 vs R1 racing. Maybe it will shut Dover up.............

[juzzer]

since when did this become about dick size? we all know im the winner there

:gob:

[WRT]

Whatabout a Honda SP1 V Suzuki TL1000R?
Sort this Honda shit out once and for all.

Having ridden both, my moneys on the TLR . . . Shame there isnt an extra lane tho, I'd be willing to put up the Aprilia too. Who's gotta duke - shame we cant do four abreast. Battle of the twins, also do a run between a ZX, CBR, GSXR and R1.

[juzzer]

Having ridden both, my moneys on the TLR . . .

dont talk about TL's mate the memory makes my balls hide

26643

[bugjuice]

....Loose Bruce to a wheel stand/drag race.

Front wheel must be off the ground by the 15 meter mark and remain up 'till you cross the beams at the other end.

You're dead big fellah.
why not make it 'last to cross the line' wins? You can both nail it quick.. who can take their time?
just takes longer to win, that's all..

[WRT]

Jeez, juzzer, I can see where they tried to hide last time!

[Quasievil]

mmm do I lay down the gauntlet and challenge the ZXR1400 againt a Busa or something? they do 9.35 Quarter mile apparently, might have to get Jimmy to do that one

[White trash]

mmm do I lay down the gauntlet and challenge the ZXR1400 againt a Busa or something? they do 9.35 Quarter mile apparently, might have to get Jimmy to do that one

I'm up for that challenge, since you're such a good cunt and offering l'il ol' me your pride and joy, who's tough enough to take the up the glove?

[Quasievil]

I'm up for that challenge, since you're such a good cunt and offering l'il ol' me your pride and joy, who's tough enough to take the up the glove?

You didnt notice the word "might" did ya !

[Teflon]

Whatabout a Honda SP1 V Suzuki TL1000R?
Sort this Honda shit out once and for all.
SP2 Vs TLR would be better.

[EZAS]

Has anyone ever drag raced the whole 400m strip on one wheel?
I challenge anyone to beat me on one wheel then! (maybe then I'll have a chance).

[larriken]

I'll give it a go mate! Mate, can i offer you a mealmate mate?

What year is your 'Blade again Mr l?

98. Very fast for about the first 5m, bit of slag after that! 10 plus extra teeth on the back'll do that!:wacko:

[larriken]

I'm up for that challenge, since you're such a good cunt and offering l'il ol' me your pride and joy, who's tough enough to take the up the glove?

Count me in! Sounds like a cunning plan that one!

[skidMark]

dont talk about TL's mate the memory makes my balls hide

26643

you have abig nutsack if thats the case look at the tank :no:

[MidnightMike]

Me :ride: vs Flash :scooter: , on our imaginary bikes :headbang:

[aff-man]

Was thinking that... If someone is going in a car/van a couple of MTB's could cause endless hours of entertainment...


Oh and i'll take on whitetub .... but only if he is on the minimoto:blink: :blink:

[boomer]

I want to challenge Texmo on his scooter.

Me and you big boy!! your thou against the 600 :Pokey:

[juzzer]

Me and you big boy!! your thou against the 600 :Pokey:

Go easy on him fella, memeber he's on a shitty K6.... :zzzz:
PS....notice how he isn't replyin all ov a sudden :blip:

[juzzer]

you have abig nutsack if thats the case look at the tank :no:

You should have seen it in hospital....fark it was impressive :shit:

[boomer]

Go easy on him fella, memeber he's on a shitty K6.... :zzzz:
PS....notice how he isn't replyin all ov a sudden :blip:

where u been hidin?? good 2 see ya back :banana:

And once i hand his 'learnin' to him i want no more shitty gixxer riders exscuses..... K!!!!

[loosebruce]

mmm do I lay down the gauntlet and challenge the ZXR1400 againt a Busa or something? they do 9.35 Quarter mile apparently, might have to get Jimmy to do that one

If you can run a under 11 i'll be impressed and bow down to your every wish :Pokey:

[aff-man]

where u been hidin?? good 2 see ya back :banana:

And once i hand his 'learnin' to him i want no more shitty gixxer riders exscuses..... K!!!!

I'll take on your cibber.....

[White trash]

So Boomer, don't see your name on the drag racing list. And I've seen your wheelie attempts, you could use a little tuition. Of which we have in abundance.

So, keen?

[enigma51]

So Boomer, don't see your name on the drag racing list. And I've seen your wheelie attempts, you could use a little tuition. Of which we have in abundance.

So, keen?

Im trying to convince him at the moment but he's a bit scared!

[texmo]

I want to challenge Texmo on his scooter.
Done who can do the longest distance wheelie..

[The_Dover]

I will allow you to have that one. I have never done wheelies before and I'm not about to start ;)

[enigma51]

Done who can do the longest distance wheelie..
Apparently motoracer can do one longer than you!

[texmo]

Apparently motoracer can do one longer than you!
Apparently a cbr250rr is faster than your gixxer 600 albeit for a short amount of time...

[aff-man]

Apparently a cbr250rr is faster than your gixxer 750 albeit for a short amount of time...

seeing as he only had a gixxer 600 last time I checked... It makes it a bit more believable.

[texmo]

What are you talking about aff?

[aff-man]

What are you talking about aff?

Ohhhhh the comedian.... check my quote the truth shall set you free young one.

[enigma51]

Apparently a cbr250rr is faster than your gixxer 600 albeit for a short amount of time...

Yeah but I have nothing too prove i know my dick is bigger :wari:

[enigma51]

Ohhhhh the comedian.... check my quote the truth shall set you free young one.

quick on the draw so not only is texmo being out wheelied on his own scooter his slow on the draw as well

Im loving it :moon:

[texmo]

Yeah but I have nothing too prove i know my dick is bigger :wari:
Thats no acheivement, Any way its the motion in the ocean not the size of the sea.

[Riff Raff]

Just been having a look at the range of bikes that will be there from those who have registered so far:

GSX-R1000 x 5
Hayabusa x 4
Fireblade x 2
R1 x 2
TL x 2
Bandit 1200 x 1
FZR1000 x 1
CB1000SF x 1
GSX-R750 x 3
FZ750 x 2
R6 x 2
GSX-R600 x 1
ZX-6R x 2
SV650S x 1
CBR 600 x 1
CBR400 x 1
ZXR 250

We need some more of the smaller bikes - come on all you 250 riders!!! and where are the Ducati riders? Flame???