Dodgy questions to ask....

[MSTRS]

Two lesbians walking along with their hands down each other's pants.
Would you ask if they were deaf???
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Well - they are lip reading.

[Fishy]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hahaha very good one!.

[Fishy]

They could have just worn mumble pants if they were in public. ;)

[Colapop]

How do they tell what other women are saying?

[skidMark]

four people are in a plane, the pilot, a schoolgirl, helen clark and a priest....

the pilot says this plane is going to crash grab a parachute and jump.....

so the pilot jumps out helen clark puts on a parachute and says ive got to look after the country......and jumps out....

the priest looks at the schoolgirl and says you can have the last parachute your young and have a life ahead of you ....

oh no we can have one each says the schoolgirl...

helen clark took my school bag :killingme::banana: :kick:

[MSTRS]

Too tempting....they were brought up right.....never to talk with their mouths full.:killingme

[Fishy]

How do they tell what other women are saying?

What with mumble pants? or the original joke?

[MSTRS]

How do they tell what other women are saying?
Thank (someone) that they weren't blind too.......

[Grahameeboy]

How do they tell what other women are saying?

They use sign language and use their fingers....

[Colapop]

So is that why lesbians call Chinese women "the Yellow Pages" and let their fingers do the walking?

[Marmoot]

four people are in a plane, the pilot, Michael Jackson, and 2 children
the pilot says "this plane is going to crash so I'm gonna grab a parachute and jump.....there is another one parachute for you Mr. Jackson"

Michael Jackson looked at the pilot and says "but what about the children?"

The pilot says "Fuck the children"

Jacko: "Fuck the children??? Do we have time for that??? :sunny: "

[skidMark]

i was going to adapt the priest part but i can't be bothered lol

[bugjuice]

I'd ask if I could have a go