Tip for young players

[White trash]

When you're absent mindedly browsing KB, and your missus says "My butt looks really good in those new Draggin' Jeans."

Do not absent mindedly reply, "Yeah, your butt looks big everywhere."

Take heed..........

[Colapop]

Or "yeah but people won't notice coz your face puts them off..."

[Skyryder]

Sounds like she's looking for some serious attention.

Skyryder

[enigma51]

When you're absent mindedly browsing KB, and your missus says "My butt looks really good in those new Draggin' Jeans."

Do not absent mindedly reply, "Yeah, your butt looks big everywhere."

Take heed..........

sleeping on the couch are we <_<

[onearmedbandit]

Well done WT, well done...

[yungatart]

How did you manage to live this long, young man?

[Motoracer]

Ha ha, poor WT. I feel for ya brotha!

[Wonko]

"Don't ask me that question. If you think it's too big, get it into the gym."

[madboy]

Excellent effort, I couldn't have come up with a more dangerous reply if I tried.

[nadroj]

Back to wrist exercises.

[myvice]

Tired of life?

[Big Dave]

Seeing you speak australian:

Excuse me miss - would you care to dance?

With someone who looks like you? - certainly not!

sorry, perhaps you didn't hear me correctly - I said 'your arse looks really big in those pants'.

[R6_kid]

guess riff raff aint giving you any tonight :nya:

[Lou Girardin]

You fell for the oldest one in the book youngster.
Don't you know how to mumble?

[Riff Raff]

Yes, well the boy was in serious strife I can tell you.

With their "uh-oh a mate is in trouble" antennas working overtime, Loose Bruce and Motoracer rushed over to have a wee chat to the Trashman. After a few lessons in 'telling little lies to keep the peace', and some rather lovely compliments on my arse from Loose Bruce (with a straight face, and sincerity radiating out of every pore I might add), the situation was defused. WT is now forgiven for his lapse in judgment .... sort of.

[Fishy]

Oh good to hear all is well again, so you gave his bike keys back then?

[Riff Raff]

Oh good to hear all is well again, so you gave his bike keys back then?

:rofl: What bike keys? Like I'm going to rush off on his beastie! Oh, and he's taken my bike to work today because it's raining (I've got better tyres is the reason cited).

[Fishy]

Wow he must have been on his best behaviour then if you let him take your bike today, unless he just took off on it? :nono:

[enigma51]

Yes, well the boy was in serious strife I can tell you.

With their "uh-oh a mate is in trouble" antennas working overtime, Loose Bruce and Motoracer rushed over to have a wee chat to the Trashman. After a few lessons in 'telling little lies to keep the peace', and some rather lovely compliments on my arse from Loose Bruce (with a straight face, and sincerity radiating out of every pore I might add), the situation was defused. WT is now forgiven for his lapse in judgment .... sort of.

For safety sake can I please have the exact words that was used to defuse the situation as it might come in handy if i upset the boss! :not:

[Riff Raff]

For safety sake can I please have the exact words that was used to defuse the situation as it might come in handy if i upset the boss! :not:
You'll have to ask the elite force from the "Manly Blokes Emergency Motorcycle Rescue Squad".

[cowpoos]

a case of he wears the pants.....but she chooses which ones!!

[slob]

Don't you watch the ads on telly WT? You're supposed to have a Twix bar ready to stuff in your mouth so you can mumble something unintelligible when asked such questions. :yes:

[ManDownUnder]

Trashy - I'm willing to do the noble thing and offer a 2nd opinion...

RR - I'll need a before and after comparison hun... one with them on... and the other... :whistle:

[kro]

Have you been feeling down?, maybe depressed, ready to end it all???

FOOL !!!