Strange products we shal never see.

[Sniper]

 The new Card Game, ISLAMIC POKER: You lose a hand, you lose a hand!
 Fairly Serious Putty
 Lil' Electrical Outlet Licker
 The new Card Game, 5200 Card Pickup: Keeps kids busy all day.
 Ginsu Boomerang
 The Duncan YO: It never comes back up. It teaches kids how to live with disappointment.
 The Pee Wee Herman Pull Toy.
 Nintendo 63: this one was pretty easy to come by this holiday, for some reason.
 Capitalizing on pitcher Hideo Nomo’s success, the new toy: Tickle Me Nomo.
 Hasbro's Lil' Barber
 Another one capitalizing on the Tickle Me Elmo success, the new toy: Tickle Me Carrot Top
 Don King Hair Care products.
 Angry Bird-In-A-Bag
 Mike Tyson’s Hooked on Phonics.
 The John Goodman AB sculptor.
 New treasure hunt toy: You get to comb out the beard of the Men’s Wearhouse Guy. I guarantee it!
 Mick Jagger brand Chap Stick
 The new doll: Turnip Patch Kids
 A gift certificate for Hannibal Lechter’s new BBQ restaurant.
 The new video by Don Knotts in a purple dinosaur suit: Barney Fife
 Doggie Dentist
 An actual copy of the latest Star Trek screenplay, “Live Long and Perspire”.
 A selection of Vin Diesel brand shampoo products.

[Fishy]

those are good Sniper!. Mmmmm hannibal lecters bbq sounds good :niceone: :puke: