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Postie
23rd February 2006, 15:14
I did a service on my bike the other day and it is handling like shit ever since.
I did the oil and checked everything, it was getting hot so i thought i had better do the coolant aswell.

I took it for a ride and it was sweet for about 20 minutes, then it started to weave all over the road, then it started bunny hopping, after another 20 minutes, it started to backfire like a bastard and then the lights started to fade till they went out all together, the fuel tank started leaking and it stopped and collapsed in the gutter.

Here is what i replaced:

Oil
plugs
checked chain tension
coolant, sort off. The coolant i had was a little thin and old so i decided to use a bottle of absinth i had laying around from Christmas instead.

Anyone have any idea what to do???

The_Dover
23rd February 2006, 15:15
Buy a Suzuki?

**R1**
23rd February 2006, 15:18
pt????????

Cibby
23rd February 2006, 15:22
not smoking weed again are you??? :laugh:

Grahameeboy
23rd February 2006, 15:24
not smoking weed again are you??? :laugh:

Well he has to get his kicks from somewhere doesn't he!!!!!!

loosebruce
23rd February 2006, 15:26
You put the oil in the feul tank didn't you, ya bloody muppet :slap:

Grahameeboy
23rd February 2006, 15:35
You put the oil in the feul tank didn't you, ya bloody muppet :slap:

Rach, can you comment!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cibby
23rd February 2006, 15:48
Rach, can you comment!!!!!!!!!!!!


not really.. but you shoulda seen it the next morning, not a pretty sight. :whistle:

Ixion
23rd February 2006, 15:49
You are going to have to locate a miraculous statue of the Virgin Dover that will piss blood all over your bike. That's the only way to cure it.

bugjuice
23rd February 2006, 15:51
what, you mean it got worse than it was before?
didn't think it was possible..

did all the plugs up tight (but not too tight) and the leads on right?

The weaving and bunny hopping is probably just you..

MSTRS
23rd February 2006, 15:53
I see your problem. It is the Absinth. You should have used whiskey.

HDTboy
23rd February 2006, 16:24
You're taking the piss aren't you?

cowpoos
23rd February 2006, 17:49
not really.. but you shoulda seen it the next morning, not a pretty sight. :whistle:

was a long wait that night huh doll....just as well you had someone to hunk a burning love chatting to ya to keep you company....

Karma
24th February 2006, 00:11
Well I saw the thread title and assumed it was a cibby related incident.

Turns out it's just the bike that's pissed...

Fishy
24th February 2006, 07:12
Update on the bike Postie??? anything happened?

Sniper
24th February 2006, 07:12
Im confused, but I put money on its your fault.

Postie
24th February 2006, 10:03
Update on the bike Postie??? anything happened?

funny thing actually, this thread was a piss take (using absinth instead of coolant) but on the way to work this morning, the dreaded Honda bug clicked in and one of the coils fucking died. So i'm on the hunt for a coil. Called City bike wreckers and they want $160 for a pair, or i can wait a week and get one from the UK for 10 quid.

sAsLEX
24th February 2006, 10:05
or i can wait a week and get one from the UK for 10 quid.


wait a week, a week of walking in the sun to work will do wonders for that pasty english complextion

Postie
24th February 2006, 10:07
a week of walking in the sun to work will do wonders for that pasty english complextion

bite me boat boy, i'll drive

Cibby
24th February 2006, 10:08
Well I saw the thread title and assumed it was a cibby related incident.

Turns out it's just the bike that's pissed...


no weasel, he was not riding ME at the time..... :weird:

Fishy
24th February 2006, 10:09
Oh I see, I've still got a bottle and a half of Absinthe at home, the Hapsburg 89.50% stuff. Bloody beautiful stuff!. I got the spoon for burning sugar cubes over and sipping pipe as well from out of the UK... see pics.

I got Sarah's old man pissed as on Absinthe at new years! was bloody hilarious!.

Grahameeboy
24th February 2006, 10:19
funny thing actually, this thread was a piss take (using absinth instead of coolant) but on the way to work this morning, the dreaded Honda bug clicked in and one of the coils fucking died. So i'm on the hunt for a coil. Called City bike wreckers and they want $160 for a pair, or i can wait a week and get one from the UK for 10 quid.

I did wonder at time........haha...serves you right....wait a week......spend more time with Cibby.......

Grahameeboy
24th February 2006, 10:20
Oh I see, I've still got a bottle and a half of Absinthe at home, the Hapsburg 89.50% stuff. Bloody beautiful stuff!. I got the spoon for burning sugar cubes over and sipping pipe as well from out of the UK... see pics.

I got Sarah's old man pissed as on Absinthe at new years! was bloody hilarious!.

still friends then..........you devil........

Fishy
24th February 2006, 10:38
Of course mate, I have no enemies.... that I know of anyway :bleh:

2much
24th February 2006, 10:42
funny thing actually, this thread was a piss take (using absinth instead of coolant) but on the way to work this morning, the dreaded Honda bug clicked in and one of the coils fucking died. So i'm on the hunt for a coil. Called City bike wreckers and they want $160 for a pair, or i can wait a week and get one from the UK for 10 quid.

Should've left it in bed mate, it was probably hungover.