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Korumba
24th February 2006, 07:43
I have been sent this before (searched here but could not find) there are a few new ones I have not seen .

Mods!!! Feel free to remove it if the "seen it before dudes" get upset!


Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]


Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]


War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]


Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
In Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]


Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]




Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]



And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Coyote
24th February 2006, 11:26
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Why did it take me a while to get that?

Very funny :niceone:

Sniper
24th February 2006, 12:49
Lol, most are new to me, thanks.

Wolf
24th February 2006, 14:21
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Yep, and there's nothing stronger than Red Tape. Can't even cut through it. Good to see it's being used for something useful for once...

Stirts
19th July 2007, 13:21
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Hitcher
19th July 2007, 19:28
"Rooting pig shot in Karori. PM safe" takes a lot of beating. (A late 1970s headline in the Evening Post)

Sniper
20th July 2007, 07:45
Stirts, as is the custom of the QRF, you get a warning. The QRF have recieved the midgets back from the BDOTGNZA and are wanting to be let out again.

Use the search button

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=521419&highlight=Jet+crash#post521419

Stirts
20th July 2007, 11:50
poos....I did a farken search

Toaster
20th July 2007, 16:54
poos....I did a farken search

you are sooooo busted!

Bren
16th February 2008, 23:04
Once again thanks to my Dad for emailing me this shit


YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2007:
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

LocalHigh School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

deanohit
17th February 2008, 06:50
Thats last one, :laugh:

Okey Dokey
17th February 2008, 08:51
Very funny! I can always rely on kb to give me a laugh; thanks!

Beemer
17th February 2008, 09:51
I have seen this listed as the best newspaper headlines of 2005, 2006, 2007 - seems they just reprise it every year.

Hitcher
17th February 2008, 16:27
I suspect these were the best headlines of some year prior to the invention of the Internet. Sigh.

rainman
25th May 2010, 14:32
Well, no wonder reading is a dying art - the text is white on white, it's a bit hard to read! :)

slofox
25th May 2010, 17:30
Why did it take me a while to get that?

Very funny :niceone:

Actually they taste like pork...