Who would own one?

[Sniper]

The Egyptian Sphinx. I like it cause its unique, but MissSniper, flatemate, neighbours and most of CHCH won't let me own one. What do you think?

[APPLE]

Definately not me man?thats some scarey shit???

[kro]

Someone shaved normal cats, and then soaked them in the bath for 9 hours.

I am a cat lover, but those things are creepy looking sorry dude.
Get a burmese, or a burm/tabby cross, they make MINT pets, they are great natured, friendly, and do real goofy things that make you laugh. I put a sock over the head of a friends Burmese, and then teased it by getting the cat bikkies out of the cupboard, and the poor puddy was walking into walls, standing in his cat bowl water, smacked into the fridge, and to the delight of all onlookers, attempted to eat cat bikkies with a sock on its head.


Woohoooo for the cat.

[Big Dave]

Devil spawn.:no:

[sedge]

You should try it out first... Get a big Tegel chicken and thaw it out, sit it on your lap for a few hours a night and see how it goes.

If you're sure that's the pet for you then just buy a fresh chicken every week.

That's one ugly MF cat.

Sedge.

[Skyryder]

My kinda cat. No hair over the chair. No fur balls puked over carpet. Best of all wont affect the wifes asthma. Where do you get them from??

Skyryder

[sedge]

My kinda cat. No hair over the chair. No fur balls puked over carpet. Best of all wont affect the wifes asthma. Where do you get them from??

Skyryder

Freezer section at the supermarket.

Sedge.

[TonyB]

Dude- I'm with MissSniper.
Those things only strengthen my view that some breeders are just going too far. Cats are SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUR!!! The've bred Persian cats to the point where some have difficulty breathing, can't close their mouths without effort and their eyes stream nonstop- all so they can have a flat face.

Sorry Sniper- this is a pet hate of mine (no pun intended, I was just bred to be funny)

[Colapop]

As long as they don't have major care needs I say go for it!! Not the most handsome cats, but man, what character!

[skidMark]

theres 2 options...call the spca that thing has been tortured.....

or call skully and moulder

:weird:

[Big Dave]

Sorry Sniper- this is a pet hate of mine (no pun intended, I was just bred to be funny)

The gene pool needs chlorine.

[hunt]

how much dollars do they go for, theres plenty of strays around where i am, i could shave a few and advertise them on trade me

[Cookie]

One advantage - at least you can see if it has flees.

No. They creep me out completely. I am with your loved ones on this one.

But if you feel you must, please at least do sedge's trial with the chicken first. :rofl:

[mstriumph]

........the thing that creeps me out the MOST is that some dispicable human being BRED that animal to look like that ........either from some sort of peverted god complex or just to make money ................:(

it's gross - call out the puss-police!! :Pokey:

[onearmedbandit]

You should try it out first... Get a big Tegel chicken and thaw it out, sit it on your lap for a few hours a night and see how it goes.

If you're sure that's the pet for you then just buy a fresh chicken every week.

That's one ugly MF cat.

Sedge.


Funniest comment here I've read for a while! Farking brilliant!!

[thealmightytaco]

I'm with sedge and co., it looks like a dehydrated placenta

[thealmightytaco]

With eyes.

FREAKY!

[NotaGoth]

Any pussy is good pussy.


Minds out of the gutter please.

[Mooch]

The NZ sun is going to kill those poor wee critters. You'd have to keep them inside. Don't do it man.

[Korea]

Be sure to take good care of your shaven pussy~
Don't forget: "Slip, Slop, Slap" on the old sunscreen or you may well end up with a sun blistered puss. Poor pooty.

[Badcat]

that cat is fucking sweet.
get one.
can't you see the CHARACTER in those pics?
those little guys are cool.
Sniper - if you want one, get one and fuck what people say.
i bet they are really different and fun companions.
post pics of yours when you get it.

K

[Sniper]

Thanks Badcat, thats the comment Im after. I reckon they would work out to be fucken cool little pets. Who cars what they look like, at least no one would steal it.

[miSTa]

Least it deoesn't look like this mongrel thing :eek:

[jonbuoy]

You should try it out first... Get a big Tegel chicken and thaw it out, sit it on your lap for a few hours a night and see how it goes.

If you're sure that's the pet for you then just buy a fresh chicken every week.

That's one ugly MF cat.

Sedge.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Funniest thing I heard for a while. Get a pair spray them black and green - people will think there Gremlins

[jonbuoy]

The NZ sun is going to kill those poor wee critters. You'd have to keep them inside. Don't do it man.


Holy shit - they ARE gremlins - if you do get one FFS don't feed it after midnight

[Pillick]

sedge, your tegal trial is brilliant...

[kro]

sedge, your tegal trial is brilliant...


agreed, that's genuis on so many levels.

[Sniper]

Im not getting a fucken chicken........... :laugh:

[Coyote]

I like a shaved pussy

[avgas]

gremlins!!!!!

[Rosie]

You'd have to keep the little bugger covered in sunscreen, especially if it's light coloured. It's not pretty when cats gets skin cancer :no:
What about in winter? Will you knit it a little jersey to keep warm? Or make a suit out of fake fur, so it looks like a real cat. :laugh:

[scumdog]

So in summing up: Most of those who posted here actually only like the fur - after all that is the thing that is missing on the cat that seems to be the basis for their judgement.

In that case those people should, instead of having/buying a cat, grab a handful of pink batts, spray them a tabby colour and sit with that in your lap - saves fleas, furballs, vomitted lizards and piss on you bikes wheels.:yes:

And if you run over the fekker it will be easy to 'reconstitute' it back into shape.

[sunhuntin]

in the words of joey on friends...."someone turned it inside out!!"

[Gremlin]

gremlins!!!!!
What???

And I'm fine after midnight... I think :spudwhat:

I think that particular gremlin is even more ugly than me... :blink:

[myvice]

Looks cool, I'd have two!
Do you pat them or iron them?

[enigma51]

We have the devon rex (little bit of fur) Best cat we have ever had good character. The sphinx is alot work though needs sun block almost all year long and got to be realy carefull in the winter even with the devon rex you have to be carefull in the winter and summer. But they are realy good pets more like dogs than pets!

[placidfemme]

opps double post

[placidfemme]

I think it's cute in a weird sort of way... if you want one... get it... if no-one else likes it then at least you know it'll love you more!!

[Lou Girardin]

I'd have that for shock value, plus it won't moult.
Although I've just heard about a Norwegian Wood cat (?) they love water, they even have slightly webbed paws. Platypus?
It even shares shower time with the family.

[far queue]

Why do the bloody things need sunblock? Surely if they're Egyptian they're used to the odd bit of sun. But if you really want to protect it from the sun, stick it in a bag then you wont have to look at the ugly fucker either.

[Pixie]

I've just heard about a Norwegian Wood cat .
Do they suffer from dry rot?
...or priapism?:rofl:

[Oakie]

I'm surprised that no-one has brought up that thing about people resembling their pets .... or is pets resembling their owners? Whatever ....

[Swoop]

Mr Bigglesworth???

[Sniper]

I know its thread dredging, but if anyone can get me in contact with a breeder or know if they are even bred in NZ. Can't let MS know, but if I have one, it cant be kicked out......

[Beemer]

The whole point of a cat is its fur - that lovely soft fur that you can pat and feel better about your life! Naked cats? You may as well just stroke a man...! (Now there's a thought!)

But if I was allergic to cats (heaven forbid), I'd have one of these because at least it is still a cat.

[Beemer]

So in summing up: Most of those who posted here actually only like the fur - after all that is the thing that is missing on the cat that seems to be the basis for their judgement.

In that case those people should, instead of having/buying a cat, grab a handful of pink batts, spray them a tabby colour and sit with that in your lap - saves fleas, furballs, vomitted lizards and piss on you bikes wheels.:yes:

Or buy a possum fur hot water bottle cover - just like a cat but no claws or dribble!

[vifferman]

It just shows you - underneath that soft, strokey fur, cats are hideous creatures and have no redeeming features. :Pokey:

[Sniper]

I still want one.... :)

[thehollowmen]

They get skin cancer real easy, similar to albinos and white shorthairs.

Not good with our UV levels.

I'd have one in the tropics, but what I really want is an appartment kitten.

[diggydog]

I still want one.... :)
you got to be kidding,i'm sure they're alien although my cat is a little like that, he long and slender with large ears, i think maybe has got burmese cat:nya: