OK... I'm cross!

[mstriumph]

was in one of the local bike shops today - overheard this middle-aged, full-gutted, fat-jowled, combover jockey & 'look i got money' born again biker buyin a brand spankin new shiney cruiser ......
......... "I'll just put it on my card" *strut, strut - loud enuff for the whole shop to hear him* - poncy poseur!! :spudgrr:

... well - i did WARN u i was cross .......

anyway - salesman said [cause the object of my distain had a downtrodden, washed-out, middle-aged female in tow] "and i suppose you'll be needing two helmets will you?"

---- and ---- and *splutter, fume, rant* the stupid, self-engrossed TWAT replied "oh NO - just a new open-face for me" ........he held up a battered-looking fullface and said ..."SHE can have this one - it's heavy and i'll have no further use for it now i'm getting the cruiser - it wouldn't suit the new bike"

the salesman then said doubtfully that it looked a bit big for her ... to which the blasted, murderous SCUM cheerfully replied "oh? oh well - we can stuff some kitchen towel up inside it to make it fit her .................."

:bash: :Pokey: :2guns: :mad: :ar15: :angry2: :brick:

........ thanks - i feel better now - rant over, as you were ....

[WINJA]

why are you upset , it all sounds quite reasonable to me , if the bitch has no self preservation at least it will stop them breeding , now cook me some eggs

[Karma]

and don't forget the bacon!

[mstriumph]

:innocent: ... and will that be one dash of hemlock or two with your coffee, Gentlemen?

[WINJA]

that'll be 2 for me , now turn around so i can give you an openhanded slap on the arse

[Karma]

Mines a single thanks... but what exactly were you doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

[mstriumph]

Winja ......not EVERY thread is about your sexual gratification you know ... ;)

[WINJA]

......not EVERY thread is about your sexual gratification you know ... ;)
YEAH TELL ME ABOUT IT , I SEE SP IS HERE SO IM GONNA FUCK OFF B4 HE THINKS IM MAKING A MOVE ON HIS HO

[MSTRS]

"oh? oh well - we can stuff some kitchen towel up inside it to make it fit her .................."


Thoughtful soul - towel will soak up the blood from the ill-fitting-helmet injuries so it won't get on his shiny new cruiser. And this is a problem how?:whistle:

[Gremlin]

I think I would have spoken up... but maybe thats just me.

Its all very well to have that attitude (and looks like a cager's couldn't-care-less, more worried about fitting into a mould), but he's only going to add another chalk onto the bad board about motorbikers.

I'm sure Darwin has already booked him in, but there is no need to hop in the express lane.

[yungatart]

if the lady in question was bothered by the idiot's suggestion that she wear a helmet that doesn't fit, why didn't she speak up about it herself?

[magicfairy]

I would hope any decent salesman should have warned about the dangers of a helmet that doesn't fit right in a big loud voice - making sure the prospective wearer understood the risk she was facing, even if the idiot doing the buying the bike doesn't. But the mighty dollar has power, and maybe he/she didn't want to piss off a potential customer.

I have always had a lot more respect for someone who isn't just looking for a sale but actually cares about what happens after they leave the shop.

I have remained loyal (whenever possible) to a particular salesman in a Wellington Motorcycle shop for about 9 years now, all because I was so impressed with the way he dealt with my daughter (then aged 18) when she bought her first scooter - a whole $1800.00 worth, but he treated her like she was buying the best bike in the shop. Very patient and very careful to make sure she started out safe and that she knew what she was signing up for.
9 years later and he has had 5 bikes out of this family.:niceone:

[Swoop]

Good to see that retards are out there still.

[Oakie]

When I bought my current bike I bought Mrs Oakie a new helmet at the same time. My helmet was only 18 months old and was still OK and her's was .... well lets just say it was old enough to vote. Even worse, it was a pukey orange colour. (I'd ony got back into biking 18 months before so it's not as if she'd been using the same lid for 18 years. It had been in storage for about 17 of those years)

[myvice]

Wanker, hope his dick falls of and his wife runs off with the money and burns his bike on the way!
Maybe she can garrotte him with the towel?
Pricks like him totally piss me off, you’re sposed to look after each other in a relationship, not treat your wife/husband like a fucking slave!
Like men who have their wives sit in the back of cars, why do they think they are better than them?
Don’t give me “It’s a cultural thing” bullshit excuse either, Its fucking WRONG! I don’t give a rats ass if they have been doing it for the past million years, it’s a crap way of treating anyone, male or female, and should be stopped.

Had to vent, its been getting to me lately…

[smokeyging]

Wanker, hope his dick falls of and his wife runs off with the money and burns his bike on the way!
Maybe she can garrotte him with the towel?
Pricks like him totally piss me off, you’re sposed to look after each other in a relationship, not treat your wife/husband like a fucking slave!
Like men who have their wives sit in the back of cars, why do they think they are better than them?
Don’t give me “It’s a cultural thing” bullshit excuse either, Its fucking WRONG! I don’t give a rats ass if they have been doing it for the past million years, it’s a crap way of treating anyone, male or female, and should be stopped.

Had to vent, its been getting to me lately…
Good on you mate

[Timber020]

The wanker didnt need a helmet for his girlfriend, just a glove.

[Lou Girardin]

Welcome to my world. (work that is)
Thankfully that kind of tosser is rare.
He may be able to put it on a card, but can he pay it?

[Wolf]

I think that if I were there alone, I'd just say "what a soft cock" or similar in a carrying voice - and be prepared to explain my outburst to the dick if his single-digit IQ required some clarification. If I were there with my wife I'd probably loudly tell her we need to get her a decent helmet as the lining's stuffed in her old one and it's vitally important it fits properly...

What a wanker. The salesman should have said "no I meant two helmets for you -the open faced one and a little one to go on your penis since that's the head you seem to use for thinking. A very little one..."

[SPman]

YEAH TELL ME ABOUT IT , I SEE SP IS HERE SO IM GONNA FUCK OFF B4 HE THINKS IM MAKING A MOVE ON HIS HO
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:.........:whistle:

[Shadows]

What really shocks me is that the guy just bought a brand new shiny cruiser and the tightarse salesman didn't even offer to throw in a couple of free helmets!!!

[Wolf]

What really shocks me is that the guy just bought a brand new shiny cruiser and the tightarse salesman didn't even offer to throw in a couple of free helmets!!!
Perhaps he was on commission.

[zadok]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:.........:whistle:
:msn-wink: :lol:

[Lou Girardin]

What really shocks me is that the guy just bought a brand new shiny cruiser and the tightarse salesman didn't even offer to throw in a couple of free helmets!!!

How about a full set of Spidi leathers, free servicing for life and a free shag with the tightarse salesmans wife?

[scumdog]

How about a full set of Spidi leathers, free servicing for life and a free shag with the tightarse salesmans wife?

Hey! NOW you're talking my kind of talk, I'll be up in a flash to pick up my Nifty-Fifty.....

[buellbabe]

HA ha! Lots of thoughts on this one... yep! the salesman should have spoken up about the Helmet safety issue, mindyou didn't the wife have a tongue in her head?... probably too downtrodden I guess. The guy sounds like a 'born-again-biker" and I'll bet he does less than 100 kms on it before he bins... thereby justifying ACC's exorbitant levy on Motorcycles...
Cheers.

[Wolf]

HA ha! Lots of thoughts on this one... yep! the salesman should have spoken up about the Helmet safety issue, mindyou didn't the wife have a tongue in her head?... probably too downtrodden I guess. The guy sounds like a 'born-again-biker" and I'll bet he does less than 100 kms on it before he bins... thereby justifying ACC's exorbitant levy on Motorcycles...
Cheers.
And because she's wearing a crappy old helmet held in place with a tea-towel his wife dies and is finally free of the retarded fuck. He gets another chick who doesn't accept being downtrodden so well as his last wife and she tries to do a "Loreena Bobbitt" job on him but can't find the necessary bit...

[idb]

Like men who have their wives sit in the back of cars, why do they think they are better than them?…
Yeah, that Duke of Edinburgh chappy is a sexist pig!

[Lou Girardin]

Hey! NOW you're talking my kind of talk, I'll be up in a flash to pick up my Nifty-Fifty.....

Officers of the law get to shag the salesman. (We know they prefer that):motu:

[terbang]

Yeah well they are everywhere "Slackjaw" springs to mind..

[SPman]

Officers of the law get to shag the salesman. (We know they prefer that):motu:
So...is this an offer, Lou......................?

[Shadows]

How about a full set of Spidi leathers, free servicing for life and a free shag with the tightarse salesmans wife?

Fuck yeah now you're talking :D

[scumdog]

Yeah, that Duke of Edinburgh chappy is a sexist pig!

As are the 'pigs' that took Hel'n Cluck on her trip from Waimate....

[mstriumph]

excuse me? this thread is about amoral sexist pigs?? ohhhhhhhhhh yerse - i see --------- as you were, sorry

[Lou Girardin]

So...is this an offer, Lou......................?

Lucky I'm not a salesman then.

[XTC]

Like men who have their wives sit in the back of cars, why do they think they are better than them?
Don’t give me “It’s a cultural thing” bullshit excuse either, Its fucking WRONG! I


But but but........


















Where's the dog gonna sit..... You can't expect mans best freind to sit in the back can ya?