Deplorable infidelity [Archive]

DMNTD

27th February 2006, 11:14

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing
about his deplorable infidelity.
Suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off.Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple are a man and his 12 year old daughter.
The little girl is just chatting away at her father when, all of a sudden, the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his twelve year old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only
a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?!" :rolleyes:

Grahameeboy

27th February 2006, 11:21

All I can say is good luck with your 5 kids TL!!!!

bugjuice

27th February 2006, 11:26

lol
still love you sig too, TL

DMNTD

27th February 2006, 11:38

All I can say is good luck with your 5 kids TL!!!!

Mate I'm more concerned about m'pecker being clipped 'n biffed!!

Awwwww....thanks BugJuice :rolleyes: Joke brings new meaning to ya name though eh :corn:

Grahameeboy

27th February 2006, 11:39

Mate I'm more concerned about m'pecker being clipped 'n biffed!!

Awwwww....thanks BugJuice :rolleyes: Joke brings new meaning to ya name though eh :corn:

But But But after 5 kids what is the difference!!!!

DMNTD

27th February 2006, 11:42

...after 5 kids what is the difference!!!!

...minus several inches :Pokey: Now they call me Justin :niceone:

Grahameeboy

27th February 2006, 11:51

...minus several inches :Pokey: Now they call me Justin :niceone:

Well they say it is not the meat it is the motion...............or in your case the lotion......

In The Breeze

27th February 2006, 11:55

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing
about his deplorable infidelity.
Suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off.Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple are a man and his 12 year old daughter.
The little girl is just chatting away at her father when, all of a sudden, the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his twelve year old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only
a bug, honey."
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?!" :rolleyes:

:killingme :rofl: :D bloody goodun

Sniper

27th February 2006, 12:39

Lol, very good

Grahameeboy

27th February 2006, 12:40

Lol, very good

you are determined to get to 9,000 by Friday aren't you..........

Coyote

27th February 2006, 17:01

you are determined to get to 9,000 by Friday aren't you..........
Lol, good one

ZeroIndex

28th February 2006, 13:04

hahaha, good joke...