Cat names?

[MidnightMike]

So I got a new kitten on sunday,
and i cant think of a name :spudwhat:
Any suggestions?
He looks just like the one in the photo.
And he likes to attack our christmas tree.

[NotaGoth]

Bet he's gorgeous.. Umm.. If you don't want him.... I umm.. Like have room for him here.. I'm sure Bailey and Roxanne won't mind.... *cough*

[Hitcher]

What is your Christmas tree still doing up? It deserves to be attacked by a kitten.

[NotaGoth]

Well.. My birthdays coming up sometime.. So you could still give em to me.. lol

[MidnightMike]

Well.. My birthdays coming up sometime.. So you could still give em to me.. lol

Yeah right. :eyepoke:


Got a suggestion yet, or are you still marvelling at the idea of catnapping him?

[HDTboy]

Cunt. It'll sound great when you're calling him in for dinner

[NotaGoth]

Still pondering catnapping him.. lol


Anywho on a brighter note. Got any favourite songs/songs you REALLY enjoy??


Like example..

Bailey - Named after the drink baileys cause he was creamy in colouring
Roxanne - Named after a song I really like

Either way something will come up, and it will stick :Pokey:

[Colapop]

How 'bout Redneck? I mean y'all still gotr yer xmas tree up an' all.

[NotaGoth]

Cunt. It'll sound great when you're calling him in for dinner


But............................................... .............. Thats what I named you...

[onearmedbandit]

Astrophe.
Astrophic.
Egory.
Alogue.

[MidnightMike]

Astrophe.
Astrophic.
Egory.
Alogue.

:blink:

(10 characters_)

[flash]

elmo, or....

chester! (my all time favorite name), or mabye flash seem you idolise me :P

[onearmedbandit]

:blink:

(10 characters_)

Think about it MM, you'll understand.

[MidnightMike]

or mabye flash seem you idolise me :P

In your dreams buddy :eyepoke:

[Colapop]

Buddy?

Is it a girl or a boy - does it matter?

[thealmightytaco]

Tits McGee.

Tits, for short.

[Coyote]

Chester
Alouishus
Tripple Corpse Hammerblow
Christopher Colubus
Jebadiah
Death Cult Armageddon
Kompressor
etc.

[flash]

Chester
Alouishus
Tripple Corpse Hammerblow
Christopher Colubus
Jebadiah
Death Cult Armageddon
Kompressor
etc.
i see you liked my suggestion alarumba ;)

[Coyote]

i see you liked my suggestion alarumba ;)
Whoa, wondered why thats was the first thing that came to my head :confused:

[SlashWylde]

Minou. It's French for Pussy - as in Cat u dirty buggers :msn-wink:

[MidnightMike]

Minou. It's French for Pussy - as in Cat u dirty buggers :msn-wink:

Yeah sure mate,. you probably got that off one of your dodgy french porno's :nono:

[sAsLEX]

Tits McGee.

Tits, for short.

nah hooty Mc Boob

[MidnightMike]

nah hooty Mc Boob

We are naming a cat not your man boobs :spudwow:

[sAsLEX]

We are naming a cat not your middle aged man boobs

fuck 22 middle age! I have a lot of drinking to do to make that happen



you obviously dont watch the simpsons

[Colapop]

How about Yoshi? As in Yoshimura pipes..
Or Givi.
Or Ohlins

[MidnightMike]

How about Yoshi? As in Yoshimura pipes..
Or Givi.
Or Ohlins

Or michellin? :blank:

[wildpudding]

Call it stinky like our two cats.

[kiwifruit]

i've always liked the name "super" 4 a cat
just my 0.02

[MidnightMike]

Call it stinky like our two cats.

Could do, it took a massive crap today and stunk out a hole room. :puke:

[Kendog]

Our cat is called Kenny, but cause he acts like a dog, he's Kendog, yes, like my name. We had a little ginger pussy who was a bastard to housetrain and his name became Shitty Kitty, until he went to live with my auntie and then he became George (bit of an identity crisis!) How about C for cat or birdkiller?

[Buster]

What about Rusty? After the ganga colouring on him.

[Kendog]

Or ginge? How about Fluffy or Mr/Mrs Tinkles, he/she will get beaten up by the other neighbourhood cats, it'll make him tough though, like the song about a guy named Sue. :rofl: :weird:

[MidnightMike]

Or ginge? How about Fluffy or Mr/Mrs Tinkles, he/she will get beaten up by the other neighbourhood cats, it'll make him tough though, like the song about a guy named Sue. :rofl: :weird:

C'mon we need originality :spudguita

[MSTRS]

Fanny
Tiddles
Puddle
Cat(h)

[Colapop]

Call it Puppy then - it'll be really confused or your guests will!

[Stopper Dan]

Hendrix..:headbang:

[Hitcher]

And then there's always the (thankfully) currently out of fashion "Deefer"...

[flash]

nah hes naming it chester

[Kendog]

No unorigional would be Puss. :pinch:

[Ogri]

How about

Tamdhu McLeod (Tam-do) (Tam for short)

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[The Beast]

Nah mate, call it Dave or Barry.
Barry would be a brilliant cat's name...
my 2c

[DirtMad]

we had a ginga we called garfield... our other cat is called fluffy (off the old ansett ad ) hardly original, but tried and tested :shifty:

[Shadows]

He's too cutesy cutesy.
Give him a Kojak hairdo and call him Sean.

[thealmightytaco]

Nah mate, call it Dave or Barry.
Barry would be a brilliant cat's name...

Hell yeah, that's the spirit. Trevor. I've named a cat Trevor before, was sweet.

Or Harold.

Sweet.

[Maha]

Get another one and call it Tess, the one you have can then be called Tickles
Tess/Tickles is easy to remember when calling them in for the night....:killingme

[sugilite]

We had a cat called Crud :no:

[Buster]

What about roadkill? or champ (after the dog food).

[Gremlin]

I normally wouldn't do these threads, as I'm more blank than a blank canvas.

But for some reason, as I open the thread, and saw the thumbnail, Lantern popped into my head.... I dunno :spudwhat:

[kels]

Yeah sure mate,. you probably got that off one of your dodgy french porno's :nono:
No...no its true. Thats my Pussys name ;)

[kro]

Bobcat
Seca

[Sniper]

Call it cat. Simple and not worries about forgetting the name.

[steved]

Nah mate, call it Dave or Barry.
Barry would be a brilliant cat's name...
my 2cDave is cool. My personal favourite would have to be Chicken.

[Colapop]

It doesn't matter what you call it. It'll come when it's hungry and not before - it's a cat, the most arrogant pets on the planet.

[ZeroIndex]

I reckon the afformentioned:
- Yoshi
- Barry
- Chester
are good names... hope the whole name thing, you know.... works out :p

OR YOU COULD NAME IT GIR (from Invader Zim), although it was a robot in a dog costume.... it's still a cool name though...

[Flatcap]

Call it "Figaro" that way when you call it from the back porch the neighbours will think you are singing opera

[dawnrazor]

why bother naming them, the buggers never acknowledge their staff anyway.

[Pixie]

And he likes to attack our christmas tree.
Satan Claws

[MidnightMike]

So far its chester. But keep em coming.

[Krayy]

Well if it was attacking a pine tree, you could call it "Colin" or "Meads".

Failing that:
Needles
Doug(las fir)
P(ine)-Nut (or Peanut)
Bauble (or Bubble, or plural either of them)
Winston (Baubles of office reference)
Rudolf
Trigger
Mike Jr

[Sniper]

Conifer, Macracarpa?

[SpeedyGirl]

Roger????? :lol:
Zorro
Muppet
or what I call my cat
Snotface or fluffybum

[Silage]

What about Pumpkin
Thats wot we call our cat cos the previous was Squash(ed)

[R1madness]

we called our cat "moon grill" cause its such a bloody moongrill (say it fast). We didn't want the kids to have a complex about its name tho. hahahaha
The one before that was called DUNLOP but it got hit by a car (tempting fate with that name i guess)

[Beemer]

If it's attacking the Christmas tree, how about Stihl? Or Husky (after Husqvarna)?

I wanted to call our new kitten Spidi but was overruled - likewise on Shelby (as in the car). She got called Smooch instead!

[terbang]

My Daughter calls her cat "Mr Weasel"..

[APPLE]

if hes male?call him JACK?........?if hes a woman,call it margaret???:bleh:

[kiwifruit]

Nah mate, call it Dave or Barry.
Barry would be a brilliant cat's name...
my 2c

hehe, barry! :lol:

[hXc]

Borris! It's the best name ever!

Or just refer to my signature: I Like Cats...They Taste Like Chicken

[Bekki]

Oh sooo cute!! :love: Lucky you :D

Call it cat. Simple and not worries about forgetting the name.
I worked at a cattery a few years ago and one of our regulars was a smoocher called Dog.

The story goes that it was xmastime and all the kids wanted was a dog....

Seriously though, just choose a name! :) Google for cat names and pick one at random.
When you get used to whatever name you choose, you won't be able to imagine ever calling it anything else!

[burn-out gurl]

such a cute little cat you've got,
how about: -shrewsberry
-ned
-zafer
-beaker
they all sound pretty cool

[The Beast]

I'd say Barry is the winner, as it has the most attention.
Put up a poll whether it should be Barry or Chester.

My votes already in for Barry

[Patrick]

Skunk...

Possum...

Stripey!!!

[Scorpygirl]

My brother had a cat just like this one. He called it Trevor Marmalade!! :niceone: Trev for short aka git in behind Trev!! :spudbn:

Unfortunately Trevor Marmalade had an untimely demise!! :weep:

[ZeroIndex]

I'm still voting on Barry... u should turn this thread into a Poll of the top choices...

or just choose Barry, cause we all know it's the best choice already :p

[mstriumph]

noel
or
cutsypoo
or
rastus
or

klondyke [well - he's gold coloured]
or
....... erm - give up:(

[hXc]

Barry sucks! Borris is the best!

[Rosie]

I'm still voting on Barry... u should turn this thread into a Poll of the top choices...

or just choose Barry, cause we all know it's the best choice already :p

I vote for Barry.

[cheese]

How about Pedro?

[babyB]

anestophles (a-nest of fleas)
fleabiteus
realy i like cats:laugh:
cibbe
vantura
suade
Spinnawheels & KB for short:Punk:

[Postie]

cibby's sister has a cat they affectionately call pissy cat......

[MidnightMike]

Barry isnt going to happen,
Sorry guys.

[The Beast]

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

I might just have to get my own cat and call it Barry then:woohoo:

[ZeroIndex]

I have locked in my final vote as 'Jasper' since I used to have a Corgi (dog) called Jasper. The name came from the 101 Dalmations...

[MidnightMike]

I have locked in my final vote as 'Jasper' since I used to have a Corgi (dog) called Jasper. The name came from the 101 Dalmations...

Thats what my vote is, i think it suits him.

But That doesnt mean i have made up my mind.

[Bekki]

Ooh Jasper, I love it. Suits his colour and it's a funky name. :)

[Colapop]

Decision made no point in voting

[Nicksta]

He's cute.... Jasper is nice, but my vote is Ollie......

[SlowHand]

Marcellus Wallace. 'Cos it sure don't look like a bitch to me.

[Phurrball]

The right name will make itself apparent...something to suit the kittenses personality, or with personal significance to you MM. There's always the possibility of a cat with thousands of bizarre nicknames... (like our cat)

Let us know the choice of handle when you find it!

[kickingzebra]

How about "Destroyer of all living creatures and biter of toes"
You could make a mnemonic of it... DOALCABOT!! huzzah!! (rides into sunset)
Oooh, speaking of that, Rastus!! I am sure it has been done, You could teach him to ride on the bike and flush the toilet.... Time for pills...

[Sketchy_Racer]

Try ONYX......

its the name of one of our kittens.

we have two Jasper & Onyx.

[MidnightMike]

Try ONYX......

its the name of one of our kittens.

we have two Jasper & Onyx.
I think ive gone with jasper. :done:

[Scorpygirl]

Hi MM

Jasper is a really cool name!!! :spudflip:

[ZeroIndex]

YAY!!! glad you chose Jasper :) *applies good reputation point* :p <--- LOL, that sounds like a computer RPG game thingy