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DMNTD
28th February 2006, 10:49
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he
took himself to the doctor. He said, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my
honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin -- in every way."
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it
heal and keep it straight. It should be okay by next week."
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint and
taped it all together ... an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their
honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her
beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched
these."
He immediately drops his pants and replies.
"Look at this, .. still in the CRATE"
Fishy
28th February 2006, 10:51
Hahaha nice one mate!. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Buster
28th February 2006, 10:56
HA HA! Nice one :2thumbsup (wiping sandwhich from screen)
bugjuice
28th February 2006, 10:59
lol.. have to try that sometime
Colapop
28th February 2006, 11:08
"Special delivery from crate to box...."
DMNTD
28th February 2006, 11:11
"Special delivery from crate to box...."

Mate that's so lame if it was a horse I'd shoot it and call it dog tucker! :wacko:
Sniper
28th February 2006, 12:46
Very good.........
Wolf
6th March 2006, 23:56
Mate that's so lame if it was a horse I'd shoot it and call it dog tucker! :wacko:
You're just jealous, that was at least original...

:devil2:
YellowDog
28th July 2009, 16:59
Ollie, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota , takes a lightning-quick kick from a cow right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said 'How bad is it Doc? ...... I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé, Lena , is still a virgin -- in every way'.

The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your dick in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.' He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided splint, and taped it all together . . . Quite an impressive work of art.

Ollie mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and they go on their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said, 'You're the first one. No one else has ever seen these.'

Ollie immediately drops his pants and replies, 'Look at this ...still in the crate!'