Caption Anyone?

[Big Dave]

Vespa ad from yesteryear.
no winners - bling the good ones.

[mstriumph]

how about
"so simple to ride, even a GIRL can do it" or
"helmets? no need - our HAIR will cushion our fall' or
"can't afford a REAL bike? no WORRIES!!!"

sorry - guess i'm not really scooter-friendly :corn:

[babyB]

do one thing every day thay scares ya, ride a vespa

[Korea]

"Lady troubles? Can't get to second? Don't feel a tit, ride a vespa and BE one!"

[kro]

After two years of use, the Italian Police's riot shields all get sold off to the Vespa Company.

[MisterD]

It didn't take the gang long to discover the problem with the position of their Vespas' engine.

[kiwifruit]

Dress for the ride, not for the fall. Vespa.

[Sniper]

Fag? Buy a Vespa and be proud!

[hazard02]

George was having a great time.
Barry was just high.
Greg put on a brave face despite being whipped.

[Motu]

Lead singer Antonio loves his red Vespa....''It symbolises my outgoing personality'' he says.


The rest of the group just wishes that Antonio puts his pants on when riding.Mario praises him for finaly coming out - ''but sometimes he just takes it too far''.

[Deviant Esq]

Guy in middle: "Dude, Terry, you really need to shave."
Silver Vespa (Terry): "Hur hur, your bike's red."
Couple - her: "Weee! Oo, honey, not here.. we're on a Vespa!"
him: "Hur hur... nice butt."

[Flatcap]

"Fecking side winds.."

[Mental Trousers]

Rubbing is racing ...

[parsley]

"Invasion of the body snatchers".

[skelstar]

"Ride a Vespa, you'll look really ghey."

[Holy Roller]

Join the revolution
a meter every time

[bugjuice]

lol.. the chick isn't thinking about riding the bike.. hope his pants are zipped up...


Vespa - Homos

[thealmightytaco]

"Don't worry guys, I can almost SMELL the Raro!"

[WRT]

The Peanut Brigade were glad that with their new matching wheels they really were "Out" and about.

[The_Dover]

Texmo and friends prepare for another urban assault on Ponsonby Rd.

"Two lattes, an organic wheatgrass smoothie and a Mochafrappachino in a dirty glass, beearch!" "And hold the biscotti"

[ManDownUnder]

Feminist co-operative transport provided by Vespa - proud sponsor of feminists everywhere

[bugjuice]

the photographer leaned, so they all leaned too.. shame it's a straight bit of road near a wall..

[Kornholio]

Hey you are right Boomer, the red ones DO go faster hehehehehehehehehee

[texmo]

Texmo and friends prepare for another urban assault on Ponsonby Rd.

"Two lattes, an organic wheatgrass smoothie and a Mochafrappachino in a dirty glass, beearch!" "And hold the biscotti"
I only drink out of clean glasses thanks and I only drink soy milk others are a little harsh on my digestion.

[Karma]

*in tune with the Village People*


It's fun to ride on a V.E.S.P.A!


or...

Adam and Steve had accepted their sexuality... Dave was only half way there however.

[Beemer]

"Born to be mild..."

[loosebruce]

The 1968 Vespa range - This year we've made them even slower, so they wont mess that carefully styled hair of your's.

(optional NOS kit for the skinheads among us)

[Harry33]

Ritchie,Potsie,and Ralph always had a spare ready for "The Fonz"

[deathstar]

hey randy i love that shirt lets go to italy ciao

[nudemetalz]

Dude with the blue shirt on..."Hey I'm not gay, but my boyfriend on the other Vespa is...."

[pritch]

Wow! Forty miles an hour and my hairspray is still holding.

[Swoop]

Not knowing if they were Mods or Rockers the boys just went ghey.

[nudemetalz]

(Dude on the back on the ladies one) "I'd rather be sitting on the back of the front one,...just look at his butt .....!!! "

[idb]

"I've heard that the Fair Isle Gang are coming to town!"

"The Fair Isle Gang? Who are they?"

"They're a gang founded by Richard Simmons of gaily dressed, annoyingly happy, perpetually enthusiastic, Vespa riding.....listen....can you hear that.....omigod....they're here already and it's worse than I imagined...................run you fool, run..............!!!!"

[Big Dave]

"The Fair Isle Gang"



Yep - that's what i thought, or words to that effect.

The hair spray angle is pretty good too.

[Smorg]

The monkeys give up their music careers:done:

[Lazy7]

VESPA - its itallian for gay

[idb]

For some reason it reminds me of a cartoon I saw years ago.
Four or five guys in suits sitting on bikes with big patches on their backs saying 'Hell's Accountants'.

One says to the others "Let's go up town and gang-audit someone".

[Lazy7]

err... maybe?

[kro]

Nice lazy7, but replace the T with a D, and we have a winner.

[TonyB]

- With hair THIS big, who needs a helmet???

-God its fun riding with no pants! (note where the other three are looking)

[Stopper Dan]

VESPA... Its fun to ride but you wouldn't want your mates seeing you.
With optional performance parts...
No its gay

[MidnightMike]

( For the guy on the left )

Hahahaha my helmets full face! :weird:

[Wellyman]

"Fro's are the hippys helmet"

[dawnrazor]

"Ah the 70's the decade that style forgot"

or

"The petrol was cheaper, but it came at a price"

or

"The HAIRY BACKED MARYS scared no one, except barbers"

or

"If you can remember it you weren't there, OH THANK GOD I WASN'T THERE"

or

"Initial incarnations of the Hells Angels didn't quite strike fear into the good folks of the bay area"

or

"You can blame your rock and/or roll for this, do yourself a favour get a GSXR"

[Skyryder]

The new Olympic event. Sync Scootering.

Skyryder

[Maha]

After missing out when they auditioned for the 'A TEAM ' the vespa virgins didnt seem that pissed .

[oldrider]

Safe sex? Roll, on a Vespa!

[boomer]

Dont you worry Girl.. i'll concentrate on finding THE Button! you concentrate on the road

[Shadows]

Sorry I just can't think of a caption, everytime I look at the picture for inspiration I throw up again. Getting dehydrated, must stop now.

[Drum]

Whats that up may arse? Its a Vespa!

[Biff]

In response to being asked what on earth that was they were sitting on:

The guys are saying, "it started off as a lump on my knob"
The chick says," I thought it was some sort of yeast infection, then it began swelling"

.

[John Banks]

You meet the gayest people on a Vespa.

[babyB]

THE VESPA GRAND CHALLANGE 3

18 minutes into the challange & all ready its down to the last 3 folks!
and what a challange it has been this year for our contenders

it was made easer this year with only 2 rules
1) you must stay on the Vespa
2) you must stay on the road
NOTE; the sidewalk is not classed as a road

PRIZE;
2nd. free haircare for 1 year
1st. free hair care for 1 year
free psychatherapy for 2 years

[jonbuoy]

Can't think of a quote - but fuck me isnt that Richard Drefus (from Jaws) on the far left??

[The_Dover]

I thought it was Tommy Chong with his pal Steve Guttenberg.

Dunno who the homo on the back of the birds scooter is though. Maybe Texmo knows him?

[texmo]

Yer I think his name is benje bently..

[idb]

Don't keep us in suspense.
Open the envelope!!!!

"And the winner is...................."

[HenryDorsetCase]

Speilberg, Coppola, Scorsese and Jane Fonda weren't overly proud of some of the gigs they had to take as young struggling actor/filmakers...... on the other hand, Jane was bound to get hammered and turn it up for anyone who asked......

[NordieBoy]

Just a little closer and I'll knock him off and nick his bike.



He didn't know the others were laughing at him behind his back.
A red vespa and a red top!



Help! My smile is stuck and my steering has come loose!