Is it because I am blonde??

[Cibby]

Cibby came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Cibby asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day Cibby came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde."
The next day Cibby came skipping home from school. "Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"


No, Honey, It's because you're 22." :lol:

[Fishy]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :killingme :killingme :killingme :rofl: :rofl:

Very good one Cibby!.

[Edbear]

lol!!!!!!!!!

[bugjuice]

we need photos of the shower scene, just to be sure. I can't quite picture it all, and need help with the joke..

[Fishy]

You blonde too buggy?, or just a smart brunette :niceone:

[Cibby]

we need photos of the shower scene, just to be sure. I can't quite picture it all, and need help with the joke..


oh buggy...

incase you didnt realise what everyone else did... they were all young school girls..!! except cibby ofcourse :) :eek5:

[bugjuice]

still don't see your points...

[Ixion]

Oh well, we don't want that. Pictures of young girls is not proper. So, put up a picture of the shower scene, and Photoshop out all the girls - except Cibby of course :devil2:

[bugjuice]

hey, they still could be 16,17,18 or so...

[Sniper]

hey, they still could be 16,17,18 or so...

18 is the legal age to be published though. Although the hooker the cops picked up in CHCH last week was only 14.

[Hitcher]

we need photos of the shower scene, just to be sure. I can't quite picture it all, and need help with the joke..
We could always give a camera to Hon David Benson-Pope...

[Postie]

18 is the legal age to be published though. Although the hooker the cops picked up in CHCH last week was only 14.


and you told the cops you though she was at least 20 aye Sniper?

[ZeroIndex]

heh.... that was a good joke...

[Colapop]

Very good.... :shifty:

[Big Dave]

Honestly - I read the title and thought: 'no cibby - it's because you've got a great rack!'
then I read the gag. :sunny:

[Wellyman]

Hahahah. Very good cibby.
WM

[Sniper]

and you told the cops you though she was at least 20 aye Sniper?

I errrrr, ummmm, I'll pay you to keep quiet

[ducatilover]

rofl! oh the painful truth:banana: :wari: