Monkeys having sex with chickens... spreading bird flu to humans [Archive]

cowpoos

2nd March 2006, 10:56

yeah title ain't relivent but who gives...

Okay....I have a ponderous question for everone on here...we all know there are some interesting personalities on KB...and its interesting as to who you think you'ld get on with if you meet them...so out of all the members on here...who are the 2 people you'ld most like to meet and why???

Colapop

2nd March 2006, 11:08

I've met you - the hype didn't match the actual....

where do ya start there are so many.... I suppose I'll just have to buy a bike and travel the country meeting them all....

Postie

2nd March 2006, 11:11

I want to meet Buggy, someone told me he that i look like him???
also Cibby, cos she is hot and has a great rack....:love:

bugjuice

2nd March 2006, 11:12

where's the sex?
i want to see monkeys with chickens damn it..

vifferman

2nd March 2006, 11:12

No-one.
I'm a sociopath.

vifferman

2nd March 2006, 11:13

Cibby, cos she is hot and has a great rack....:love:
Yeah, she's nice awright, but the vifferbabe has better boobies.

Lou Girardin

2nd March 2006, 11:18

Yeah, she's nice awright, but the vifferbabe has better boobies.

They're OK, but my wife's are better.
I'd just like to do more KB rides, what's with all the Sat events?

ZeroIndex

2nd March 2006, 11:27

where's the sex?
i want to see monkeys with chickens damn it..
Yeah, I want my money back!!! RIOT RIOT RIOT

SixPackBack

2nd March 2006, 11:31

Yup I want to meet Hitcher, I reckon he is at least 130 years old and Ixion bet he looks like wurzul gummidge [sp]
Kittie and Velox are stunners i'm betting.
Bet WINJA is a dissapointment.

Finn

2nd March 2006, 11:32

They're OK, but my wife's are better.

I'd have to agree with you there Lou. So soft and bouncy...

Postie

2nd March 2006, 11:32

Yeah, she's nice awright, but the vifferbabe has better boobies.

i know you have to say that, but i doubt it ;)

Postie

2nd March 2006, 11:33

They're OK, but my wife's are better.

now i know that's a lie....

skelstar

2nd March 2006, 11:35

I want to meet the real cowpoos. The version Ive met in real life doesnt live up to the 'legend'.;)

So who do you want to meet poos? XxKiTtiExXmust be a starter.

He told me he was a version anyway

Fishy

2nd March 2006, 11:35

I want to meat....for obvious reasons...

Carmen Electra
Selma Hayak
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel

They are members on here right?..... :whistle:

madboy

2nd March 2006, 11:35

Kittie and Velox are stunners i'm betting.Dunno about Kittie, but since Velox bought that 600 I've only been able to see her from behind, and that's getting more of a stretch by the day too...

bugjuice

2nd March 2006, 11:35

this is a red reppable offense you know, poos..

HDTboy

2nd March 2006, 11:46

I'd like to have a beer with Ixion, and WINJA, at different times

ManDownUnder

2nd March 2006, 11:56

I'm going to avoid the question because there are a lot more than 2 on here I want to meet, all for different reasons and none of them kinda comparable to the others.

They're generally those I PM on occasion

Sniper

2nd March 2006, 12:28

Spankme and Wari
Buggy and MDU
Dover and Cowpoos
Hitcher and Ixion
Grahameeboy and Buellbabe
Alarumba, Pyrocam, Scoots Magoo and ducatilover

SlashWylde

2nd March 2006, 12:32

I'd like to meet Ixion and Motu. Both seem like interesting, knowledgeable and experienced blokes but I've not yet met either of them.

Sniper

2nd March 2006, 12:34

Ahhh yes, JRandom and Fish

skelstar

2nd March 2006, 12:38

Err..
Motu, WINJA, sniper, inline4, Joni+ (properly this time).

Karma

2nd March 2006, 12:41

Well... if you're in your 20s, female, attractive, single, and not picky about who gets to root you then I'd like to meet.

I'll be outside Starbucks holding a white rose :D

ZeroIndex

2nd March 2006, 12:45

Well... if you're in your 20s, female, attractive, single, and not picky about who gets to root you then I'd like to meet.

I'll be outside Starbucks holding a white rose :D
LMAO

I'm sure that with enough time, I'd be able to find a movie that has that exact line...

Karma

2nd March 2006, 12:48

I was going for a more desparate twist on Sleepless In Seattle...

cowpoos

2nd March 2006, 13:03

this is a red reppable offense you know, poos..
no its not...how ever owning a orange kawasaki very nearly is!!

SwanTiger

2nd March 2006, 13:03

Cowpoos, I would like to meet you and your fly blown whore of a sheep, for a loveeerly romantic evening at a pub near you.

I've seen Dover, but i'd like to actually meet him, and when I get a 600 I'd loooooove to give him the learn.

bugjuice

2nd March 2006, 13:05

no its not...how ever owning a orange kawasaki very nearly is!!
pfffft fuck off..

the title clearly states monkeys having sex with chickens. It's false advertising otherwise. And I still don't see any monkeys..

you just want an orange bike, don't you? It's ok, you can admit it..

bugjuice

2nd March 2006, 13:06

I've seen Dover, but i'd like to actually meet him, and when I get a 600 I'd loooooove to give him the learn.
you could do that now if you wanted..
try teaching him how to keep the rubber bits on the road, it'd be a start ;)

Karma

2nd March 2006, 13:09

Just for buggie... lack of chickens, but best I can do for now...

Hitcher

2nd March 2006, 13:12

Yup I want to meet Hitcher
Be careful what you wish for...

bugjuice

2nd March 2006, 13:12

Just for buggie... lack of chickens, but best I can do for now...
yay... munkaas

Motu

2nd March 2006, 13:21

I'd like to get into Scumdog's shed and listen to some nice throbbing sounds....then I'd like to sample his liquor cabinet - meeting the man himself is optional.

MSTRS

2nd March 2006, 13:22

Have met quite a few. But of all the ones I haven't yet met, I can't post up their names - the ragging from those whose names I missed would be tough

scumdog

2nd March 2006, 13:29

I'd like to get into Scumdog's shed and listen to some nice throbbing sounds....then I'd like to sample his liquor cabinet - meeting the man himself is optional.

The thought of meeting the man is a concern to you eh??

Well if I were you I would agree!!:laugh: :doh:

Fishy

2nd March 2006, 13:34

Waaaaaaaaaa :crybaby: noone loves me! :cry:

What if I pay for beers :drinkup: , will you like me then?.

scumdog

2nd March 2006, 13:37

Hmm, was going to start off with White Trash, Ixion, Hitcher.... but then realised it would be a looong list.

Certain ones I couldn't be buggered meeting, you'll have to guess whoo (less than six)

Matt Bleck

2nd March 2006, 13:38

John and Mikey, to see if their as funny in person....

Colapop

2nd March 2006, 13:39

Um yeah .... I want to meet ...er *checks previous post* um... yeah.. Fistlayer ... no er...sorry Fish Layer.... F*ck ... That Fish guy...

scumdog

2nd March 2006, 13:39

John and Mikey, to see if their as funny in person....

Maybe it's the same person??

Fishy

2nd March 2006, 13:46

Um yeah .... I want to meet ...er *checks previous post* um... yeah.. Fistlayer ... no er...sorry Fish Layer.... F*ck ... That Fish guy...

Fish Fucker?... oh ok that will do, you have just earned a beer!. :drinkup:

Lou Girardin

2nd March 2006, 14:27

I'd have to agree with you there Lou. So soft and bouncy...

Before or after the "enhancement"?

SPman

2nd March 2006, 16:08

The thought of meeting the man is a concern to you eh??

Well if I were you I would agree!!:laugh: :doh:
Especially after sampling your liquor cabinet.................

Ahhh yes, JRandom and Fish
JRandom AND Fish............you'd be a glutton for punishment..........:whistle:

kro

2nd March 2006, 16:33

WRT and Sniper

Because they seem quite laid back, and have time for new squid meat like me.

Riff Raff

2nd March 2006, 16:36

I want to meet the South Island KBers. I've had the pleasure of meeting Kickaha, Pig and Goober - now I want to meet the rest of the rowdy bunch - especially that Dangerous fella.

Indiana_Jones

2nd March 2006, 17:34

no one wants to meet me?! noooooooo!

hXc I might meet, or what's her name, the tractor obbessed one

-Indy

SixPackBack

2nd March 2006, 21:45

the tractor obbessed one-Indy

Mstriumph...wonderful lady!

Velox

2nd March 2006, 22:15

I've only been able to see her from behind, and that's getting more of a stretch by the day too...
What are you saying??? Are you saying I've been eating too many pies? Are you saying the 600's making my bum bigger are ya? Ha??? Right - let's take this outside!:kick:

White trash

3rd March 2006, 06:30

Larriken and Scumdog.

Come to think of it, that's about the only two I haven't met. That's not to say all of those I have were worth meeting.....

Beer's on you Scummy, I'm on my way.

Sniper

3rd March 2006, 10:02

JRandom AND Fish............you'd be a glutton for punishment..........:whistle:

Im waiting to see who picks out the flaw. :shifty:

- especially that Dangerous fella
Why do you want to meet the ginga. I suppose it is the freak factor, but once you are past that he is a decent bugger.

inlinefour

3rd March 2006, 10:27

As I want to meet up with you all at one stage or another. Reckon I owe SpankMe a few beers. But the two I'd pick are of course, SpeedyGirl and although the last one is very hard to choose I'd say, aw fuck I dont know. Its a toss up between SPB and Winja:corn:

madboy

3rd March 2006, 11:40

What are you saying??? Are you saying I've been eating too many pies? Are you saying the 600's making my bum bigger are ya? Ha??? Right - let's take this outside!:kick:Yeah, right, cos your bodyfat percentage is like point what? Sorry, darling, your bum's not quite as pretty as Flame's. She's got two gaping big pipes sticking out of hers - and I get a better view of her's on the road too. She doesn't get the pip and bugger off everytime I come behind her.

I'm keen on meeting Kittie :devil2: My intentions are strickly honerable... where's that Tui sign gone? Cibby I've already seen the rack, it lived up to expectations. Scumdog and a few other cops on here I'd like to meet. Might raise my impression of the 5-0 if I met a few normal ones for a change.

There's that WINJA fella - he's gotta be worth meeting. And R1 from down south... need to compare runner stories over a beer or more. And so many more...

Fishy

3rd March 2006, 16:14

Larriken and Scumdog.

Come to think of it, that's about the only two I haven't met.

Make that 3 cause you aint met me WT....:beer:

Kickaha

3rd March 2006, 17:57

now I want to meet the rest of the rowdy bunch - especially that Dangerous fella.

He's very overated :lol:

Beer's on you Scummy, I'm on my way.

Call in and pick me up on the way

Jamezo

3rd March 2006, 18:06

Call me unoriginal, but I'd have to go with WINJA and Ixion. So we can swap stories about bestiality and communism, respectively.

Kornholio

3rd March 2006, 18:37

Hmm I would say Cowpoos and Nicksta... I have met a few in the last year or so Ive been on here....will have to mosey down South Island at some stage and meet the rest of the rabble...

Holy shit that reminds me Im flying down to Nelson for 4 days on 16th March, who lives in sunny ol Nelson and wants to hook up for a drink?

cowpoos

6th March 2006, 14:17

Hmm I would say Cowpoos and Nicksta...

at the same time fella? :sherlock:

Maha

6th March 2006, 14:57

Sadmeister,mstriumph,fishslayer,alarumba,applicati onNZ,froggy, marty, shit how many memebers are there on here? 4,048 at last count, and everyone else that has sent greenies but didnt leave their name, marty's was red but is forgiven.