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bungbung
8th April 2004, 09:53
Top 10 programmes on the Maori Television schedule -

1. C*A*S*H.
2. Te Puke 90210.
3. Montana Sunday Karakia
4. That 1840s Show.
5. Are Youse Being Served?
6. Aotearoa Idol.
7. The Naked Chief.
8. Matauri Bay Watch.
9. Unmarried With Children.
10. Eighteenth Century Derek Fox.
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Next week's highlights on Maori TV ......

Little State House on the Prairie
The Young and the Jobless
Absolutely Choice, Eh
8 Simple Rules for Boffing my Teenage Daughter
Whose Beach Is It Anyway
Real Kai for Real Bros
Who Wants To Be A Pakeha

Hitcher
8th April 2004, 11:12
I can't laugh about this while at work, but will do so uproariously on my own time!!

MikeL
8th April 2004, 13:07
Don't forget "Te Kaue: the Good Food Show".

Oops. What am I doing, joining in this scurrilous, racist denigration of the tangata whenua?
Smack hand.

duckman
8th April 2004, 13:18
Absolutely brilliant - If you cant laugh at yourselves, who can you laugh at eh ?? :)

Big Dog
8th April 2004, 15:33
One of the real ones makes me laugh. Marae Rescue.
You heard me.
Same format as DIY Rescue but with a maori fulla in jeans and otara flea market t-shirt presenting marae fixups.

Gee I wonder wich ministers will fix up their family maraes first.

bungbung
8th April 2004, 15:40
One of the real ones makes me laugh.

Did you see the ad for "Maraerobics"?

merv
8th April 2004, 15:50
Its been good to see Billy T back, though the one showing wasn't his funniest series.

Wenier
8th April 2004, 16:48
thats a crack up you guys got a good sense of humour :laugh:

wkid_one
8th April 2004, 17:48
Its been good to see Billy T back, though the one showing wasn't his funniest series.
Hahahahaah - this was funny enough - however your oxymoron is almost as good

Big Dog
13th April 2004, 18:07
Everybody loves Rawiri.- A comedy about Rawiri who lives in a whare on the same Marae as his Mokupuna.

CHiP's -A Clever documentary on how to order takeaways.

Who wants to be a Millionaire.- a docudrama about land claims.

Scrub's- a comedy about modrn nerds as referred to by TLC.

CSI Otara: The latest in the Bruckheimer franchise.

bungbung
13th April 2004, 18:56
Don't worry, this thread is funnier than the diabolical Billy T Series they're showing. (Where he is a talkback radio host)

Big Dog
14th April 2004, 15:37
Don't worry, this thread is funnier than the diabolical Billy T Series they're showing. (Where he is a talkback radio host)
And on movie night;
The Lord Of the Ranga's. the thrilling trillogy by J.R.R. Tokerau, directed by Petera Jackson, starring Elijah Motus.

PC me never, just don't tell the pillion! :no: