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Big Dave
2nd March 2006, 13:48
Apparently you can buy this conversion, eh Bubba.

Postie
2nd March 2006, 13:51
does the camo kit come with the reflectors???

SpankMe
2nd March 2006, 13:51
Strange place to put a rifle bag. I find it easier to just sling it over my shoulder.

WRT
2nd March 2006, 13:58
I doubt he rides with the rifle bag there. I'd say that in order to do that to a bike, he probably rides with it shoved up his ar$e.

bugjuice
2nd March 2006, 14:00
why not fit the riffle to the front, so that you can shoot the traffic as you go. Else you have to stop, park where you aren't going to get knocked off, unzip the bag, load the gun, fire it, put it back in the bag, put your lid and gear back on, then carry on your way.. If it's strapped forwards, it's a fraction of the hassle

nudemetalz
2nd March 2006, 14:07
I'm waiting to see if they're going to fit a .50cal belt-fed Browning on the front there.....now THAT would be impressive

imdying
2nd March 2006, 14:14
Only missing knobbly tyres :D Go the offroad huntin buell special :lol:

beyond
2nd March 2006, 14:16
.5 calibre machine gun could induce a little headshake though :lol:

Fishy
2nd March 2006, 14:16
I'm waiting to see if they're going to fit a .50cal belt-fed Browning on the front there.....now THAT would be impressive

Count me in I'll be keen for 2 of them.

HenryDorsetCase
2nd March 2006, 14:20
.5 calibre machine gun could induce a little headshake though :lol:

Maybe a gatling gun? lots of rounds but smaller cal? higher rate of fire?

beyond
2nd March 2006, 14:26
Yeah, mount that sucker Arnie used in Predator. That would be a gun to use on this, excpet you'd need a huge back pack for the rounds and that would be just one commute. :)

GR81
2nd March 2006, 15:06
"Be all that you can be!" go army! :ar15:

Lou Girardin
2nd March 2006, 15:11
Yeah, mount that sucker Arnie used in Predator. That would be a gun to use on this, excpet you'd need a huge back pack for the rounds and that would be just one commute. :)

Not forgetting the industrial sized alternator and battery to power it.
A scabbard attached to the forks like WLA Harleys with an M1A1 Thompson (nostalgia you see) would be perfect.

slob
2nd March 2006, 15:17
Not forgetting the industrial sized alternator and battery to power it.
A scabbard attached to the forks like WLA Harleys with an M1A1 Thompson (nostalgia you see) would be perfect.

Like this one (see attachment)?

Rashika
2nd March 2006, 15:25
hmmm.....thinking quickly... Now THAT coulda been very handy last saturday night!! That'll teach the bugger to try and run MY mate off the road, take that ya Fkr.
And i see it fits quite snuggly on the Buell too.....hmmm nice :shutup:

Lou Girardin
2nd March 2006, 15:33
Like this one (see attachment)?

That's the one. It's funny watching the training films from the thirties, with the recruits learning to fire handguns on the move from WLA's.
The safest place would be the target.

nudemetalz
2nd March 2006, 15:40
Yeah, mount that sucker Arnie used in Predator. That would be a gun to use on this, excpet you'd need a huge back pack for the rounds and that would be just one commute. :)

Actually wasn't it Jesse Ventura that fired the Mini-gun?

I love his line when he was shown that he was bleeding "I ain't got time to bleed !!"

WRT
2nd March 2006, 15:49
Gotta love miniguns. Just have to find somewhere to mount the 4,000 round can on the back somewhere - do ventura make a rack for it by chance?

Thats enough to last you nearly 10 mins of blasting. I put it to you, that after 10 minutes of being blasted by a minigun, what ever your shooting - its either there to stay or gone for good.

nudemetalz
2nd March 2006, 16:04
Gotta love miniguns. Just have to find somewhere to mount the 4,000 round can on the back somewhere - do ventura make a rack for it by chance?

Thats enough to last you nearly 10 mins of blasting. I put it to you, that after 10 minutes of being blasted by a minigun, what ever your shooting - its either there to stay or gone for good.

umm,...those miniguns have a 4200rpm rate...that's enough to last just under a minute !!!
But you're right, they do blast things to kingdom come !!!

Oakie
2nd March 2006, 17:27
Now hold on a minute men. Instead of a minigun, why not consider a small pod of surface to surface rockets strapped onto the bike somewhere? The recoil from the minigun is going to slow you, then stop you then have you going backwards while small rockets will scarcely hinder your forward motion. Lets think of the big picture.

Timber020
2nd March 2006, 20:42
A rifle isnt any good when riding a bike, accuracy is a huge problem, recoil is to. What you want is lots of bullets and low recoil. You need a 9mm ingram, micro uzi, or tech with a shoulder strap so it stays under your armpit until you have to let loose next time you get cut off.

Shadows
2nd March 2006, 22:47
Strange place to put a rifle bag. I find it easier to just sling it over my shoulder.

Same here, but I don't have a bag so I just sling the rifle.
I tell ya it works a treat, cages stay the fuck away from you, it definately does away with tailgaters, and they wait 5 - 10 seconds after you've gone up the middle before they start off from the lights themselves, fuck its brilliant I should carry one with me every time I go out.
Makes you a heap more visible than having your headlight on or reflective gear.

scumdog
3rd March 2006, 01:08
A rifle isnt any good when riding a bike, accuracy is a huge problem, recoil is to. What you want is lots of bullets and low recoil. You need a 9mm ingram, micro uzi, or tech with a shoulder strap so it stays under your armpit until you have to let loose next time you get cut off.

Accuracy with any full auto (even 9mm) is somewhat 'random' when held inone hand - but sure is fun.:2thumbsup

Sniper
3rd March 2006, 06:57
Hmmm, not my cuppa. Although it would come in handy for dem damn wabbits.

tracyprier
3rd March 2006, 07:51
What I wanna know is where do ya fit tha chaw-en tee bacco holda an' where do the coon-dog sit?

bye y'all

Cletus (the slack-jawed yokel)

Big Dave
3rd March 2006, 08:24
Hmmm, not my cuppa. Although it would come in handy for dem damn wabbits.

Duck Season...wabbit season...duck season.....wabbit season.......wabbit season.....duck season....shoot him shoot him!!!
Bam
Straightens beak.
yoooooou're dissssspicable

Rosie
3rd March 2006, 09:11
If you could get a fluoro camo version for KTMs, I would have Clint's Christmas present sorted.
And the bike would still match his new chainsaw. :lol:

Big Dave
3rd March 2006, 09:18
If you could get a fluoro camo version for KTMs, I would have Clint's Christmas present sorted.
And the bike would still match his new chainsaw. :lol:

All good - but the idea is to stealthily creep up on Bambi before you waste him - not to flouro alert him to your presence.

They still sound the same.:slap:

El Dopa
3rd March 2006, 13:38
One of these would probably solve a few traffic problems round town.

http://www.dbookbooth.com/view_product.php?product=407

nudemetalz
3rd March 2006, 13:45
Man,...it would be nutty firing that recoiless rifle on the move like the French apparently did !! Bye bye toss-pot who pulled out in front of me !!

I like it.....I like it lots !!!:spudflip:

Rosie
3rd March 2006, 15:06
All good - but the idea is to stealthily creep up on Bambi before you waste him - not to flouro alert him to your presence.

They still sound the same.:slap:

Lots of places sell orange and black camo gear, it must be good for hiding from something. And who said anything about shooting deer? :devil2:
Anyway, it's more about upholding one's gun toting redneck image than actually going out and hunting things on the bike.
The parking warden might think twice before giving you a ticket. Even if you only use the rifle bag to carry your lunch.

It's exceptionally tacky, and I love it.

Mr. Peanut
28th September 2006, 06:13
Man,...it would be nutty firing that recoiless rifle on the move like the French apparently did !! Bye bye toss-pot who pulled out in front of me !!

I like it.....I like it lots !!!:spudflip:

Recoiless what? Thats a french bread holder you dolt...

nudemetalz
28th September 2006, 08:55
Recoiless what? Thats a french bread holder you dolt...

Of course it is,...what was I thinking......:2guns: :2guns: :ar15:

SARGE
28th September 2006, 09:33
All good - but the idea is to stealthily creep up on Bambi before you waste him - not to flouro alert him to your presence.

They still sound the same.:slap:

deer are color blind city boy

Big Dave
28th September 2006, 09:37
deer are color blind city boy

So even a honkey like you could get jiggy - go bambi!

sAsLEX
28th September 2006, 10:04
deer are color blind city boy

its not that they are colour blind, but that that paticular spectrum (bright orange) is apparently more diffficult for them to see

Doesnt really matter squat as they will see you moving even if painted like a bush

pritch
28th September 2006, 10:11
Thats enough to last you nearly 10 mins of blasting.

You'd need a hefty bike otherwise a long burst might put you into reverse?

sAsLEX
28th September 2006, 10:15
You'd need a hefty bike otherwise a long burst might put you into reverse?

The 20 mm cannon on the front of an A10 Warthog can stall the aircraft! Even though it can fly on one of its engines and missing most of its wings!

pritch
28th September 2006, 10:17
Just have to find somewhere to mount the 4,000 round can on the back somewhere - do ventura make a rack for it by chance?
Thats enough to last you nearly 10 mins of blasting.

Ummm it's a long time since I had anything at all to do with miniguns but @ approx 6000 rounds per minute 4000 rounds won't last ten minutes.

Or are we using new math?

Big Dave
28th September 2006, 10:22
Ummm it's a long time since I had anything at all to do with miniguns but @ approx 6000 rounds per minute 4000 rounds won't last ten minutes.

Or are we using new math?

hexidecimal.







which ironically beats the 10 character thing.

WRT
28th September 2006, 10:25
Sorry Dave, can't bling you again, need to spread the love first. And Pritch, yup, I've been pulled up on that already. Had underestimated the rate of fire.

nudemetalz
28th September 2006, 10:45
The 20 mm cannon on the front of an A10 Warthog can stall the aircraft! Even though it can fly on one of its engines and missing most of its wings!

errr,...she's a 30mm cannon and it's huge !!!!
But yes it's very tough and hard to shoot down.

Bonez
28th September 2006, 18:54
Apparently you can buy this conversion, eh Bubba.
There's another wind up tin toy on ebay-
http://cgi.ebay.com/Great-DRGM-Military-Motorcycle-Wind-Up-Tin-Toy_W0QQitemZ250032028987QQcmdZViewItem

Get in quick, while you have the chance.