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HenryDorsetCase
2nd March 2006, 16:43
I am a little concerned at the apparent lack of knee protection, but since the guy is leaning against a bike, obviously he intends to ride it, and thus it is motorbike clothing.

right? (http://www.practikilt.com/)

Jabez
2nd March 2006, 16:53
Nothing like leather for protection....:)

justsomeguy
2nd March 2006, 16:54
Fuck did we have to see that.......... WARNING - REAL UGLY PICTURE DON'T CLICK THE LINK UNLESS YOUR GAY OR FEMALE.

SPORK
2nd March 2006, 17:12
The Art Of Riding The Dragon!?

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT DRAGON THIS GUY IS RIDING!

Oakie
2nd March 2006, 17:13
I can just imagine the local Harley riders group cruising up SH1 wearing these. Actually no, I was mistaken. It wasn't an imagining ... it was a homo-erotic nightmare.
Can you see your local dealer trying to sell one of these to a biker and keeping a straight face?
Please tell me this is a piss-take!

Coyote
2nd March 2006, 17:16
Fuck did we have to see that.......... WARNING - REAL UGLY PICTURE DON'T CLICK THE LINK UNLESS YOUR GAY OR FEMALE.
Whoa, thanks for the heads up

Although, now I'll never know what was at the end of that link...

ZeroIndex
2nd March 2006, 17:17
haha, i bet he can even river-dance... what a n00b

Skyryder
2nd March 2006, 17:58
If you want to be gang banged you know what to wear.

Skyryder

mstriumph
2nd March 2006, 18:00
sorry :motu: ....erm .......... it IS a skirt ................

Oakie
2nd March 2006, 18:13
sorry :motu: ....erm .......... it IS a skirt ................

Yep. Even if they somehow convince bikers to start wearing these on their bikes, as soon as they stop and step away from the bike they're just a big guy wearing a leather skirt.

Motu
2nd March 2006, 18:56
[This stunning kilt is manufactured from top grain black leather and is sure to stop a crowd
dead in their tracks at any formal affair....] I'm sure it will!

No sporan...you need a sporan laddie! In black leather,incorperating motorcycle toolkit.

Stopper Dan
2nd March 2006, 19:18
how would you get the sweaty balls smell out of your seat..:sick:

hazard02
2nd March 2006, 20:58
Its not enough to just come out.
Come out with "attitude".

nadroj
2nd March 2006, 21:02
how would you get the sweaty balls smell out of your seat..:sick:
At least it would increase your arse pucker grip, but may leave brown marks when tested to the limit.

And imagine riding thru a swarm of bees.

robnz
2nd March 2006, 21:14
gurantee that billy connolly will have one. Be right up his alley

Harry33
2nd March 2006, 21:16
God first it was Chaps and now this..whats next motorcycle lipstick that keeps flys off your lips..shit

ZeroIndex
2nd March 2006, 23:57
and a Urban Camo Kilt? WTF is the point of that? They should face it, they're remarketing female clothing to guys with midlife crissis' who wanna act like Scottish males, who would probably wear proper biking gear...

kro
3rd March 2006, 05:33
The Art Of Riding The Dragon!?

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT DRAGON THIS GUY IS RIDING!


A typo me thinks.... "The art of Riding In Drag on a bike"

Leather or no leather, it's still a fucking skirt in my books.

MisterD
3rd March 2006, 07:09
:gob: Perhaps if it was longer it would be a solution to that puddle you get around the family jewels when it rains......nah who am I trying to kid?

..and you big bike types reckon scooterists are gay!

kiwifruit
3rd March 2006, 07:15
LMFAO, that can't be for real!
say it aint so

Mental Trousers
3rd March 2006, 08:25
My neighbour wants a Warlord :gob:

*sic
3rd March 2006, 10:08
dragon = penis.

Cabbit
3rd March 2006, 13:20
Anyone else think he looks like a grumpy schoolgirl? xD

HenryDorsetCase
3rd March 2006, 13:38
so long as he doesnt put his hair in pigtails, we can all rest easy....

Colapop
3rd March 2006, 14:10
The American Crapper lads had kilts (skirts) on the other night - riding around Edinbro on scooters. Not Good - not good at all :no:


It's not the leather that protects it's the fear the road has of getting hit by those knees!

Harry33
3rd March 2006, 14:44
[QUOTE=Colapop]The American Crapper lads had kilts (skirts) on the other night - riding around Edinbro on scooters. Not Good - not good at all :no:


Yeah but they where in Scotland, so I guess thats o.k....mind you your right about the scooter thing.