Strange questions that remain unanswered

[Sniper]

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

[bugjuice]

1) lick the paper and see

2) jump on them and find out. If they're squishy, then yeeeeeees

3) why not?

4) yes

5) Stops you thinking about where he's gonna stick that thermometer..

6) cos it's made from lead

7) if it's make him happy

8) no, a spider, stupid

9) cos they're scared of you waiting in there

10) he can still gesture.. There's universal signs you know.. :tugger:

11) Cos the blind person might not want the guide dog to know their pin.. The guide dogs just drive them there..

12) Else WINJA wouldn't fit into a category

13) they're smart. They can fly!! so why do they walk?

14) the bread maker

15) or hold their breath for a reeeeeeeeeeeally long time

16) cos it turns into penicillin

17) succeeded at being a failure

18) cos it's God's sense of humour

19) never had one

20) fuk, I'm bored.

[scumdog]

And where does all the rubber go from the 1,000s of kgs of tyres that wear out each year???

[Finn]

And how many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

[bugjuice]

4 1/2 . .

[Mooch]

Why does the UK TV licence form have a section for blind people not written in Braille informing them of a 50 % discount and a printed phone number to call to obtain it?

[thehollowmen]

And where does all the rubber go from the 1,000s of kgs of tyres that wear out each year???

Dust.

You'll notice it on your white shirts on the line if you live beside a busy motorway.

[Marmoot]

I believe the answer is 42

[Ixion]

That's a strange answer that must remain unquestioned

[WRT]

And how many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

Why would you make it from babies themselves? Why not just use baby juice, thats really just concentrated babies, isnt it?

[MisterD]

Why would you make it from babies themselves? Why not just use baby juice, thats really just concentrated babies, isnt it?

Is it like oranges though? Juice from the insides and oil from the peel?

[bugjuice]

Why would you make it from babies themselves? Why not just use baby juice, thats really just concentrated babies, isnt it?
cos it doesn't taste as good when it's from concentrate.. Charlie's says so..
Take Mark's lesson - don't cut it, take it pure..

[Flatcap]

Why is the lint in your belly button always blue, regardless of what you are wearing?

Why do your own farts smell good, but everyone elses stink?

[WRT]

My farts dont smell good . . .

[N4CR]

Blind people just eat heaps of peanuts. Buahahahaah!

[burn-out gurl]

the answer to question nine is because dumb drunken
people go to use the loo but instead of using it
they chuck up all over it- not very pretty to clean up!
:puke:

[Flatcap]

My farts dont smell good . . .



Sounds like you need more bran in your diet

[Colapop]

Doesn't that have the effect of giving farts substance?

[Motu]

19)...arseteroids.

[The Beast]

Those are some interesting questions. I will think of them every day for the rest of my life.

[The_Dover]

I got a strange question that will never be answered.

Why is it impossible to find a human being with a vagina AND brains?

[mstriumph]

:hug: there there :hug:

[The Beast]

This is making me wonder, is TAFKAD actually a female....?

[Virago]

This is making me wonder, is TAFKAD actually a female....?
Either way, he/she doesn't have enough brains to put a tick in the box marked "Does your avatar contain nudity?"

[Highlander]

If love is blind, why is lingere so popular?

[Lazy7]

If nobody likes hondas - why do they still keep on making them?

[The_Dover]

Either way, he/she doesn't have enough brains to put a tick in the box marked "Does your avatar contain nudity?"

Momma is wearing a bikini, that's not nudity.

Just cos my property has a little more acreage don't mean it's a farm. It's a "lifestyle block".

[Swoop]

When snow melts, where does the white go?