Squid test [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

SixPackBack

5th March 2006, 07:31

http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm (http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm)

Take it here folks, bit long but a good laugh...my result below

So far, 13646 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 50 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

DEATH_INC.

5th March 2006, 08:07

Hmmmm this thing is pretty accurate.:slap:
result: Your score indicates that you are a pathetic example of incredible stupidity who shouldn't be let out of the house unsupervised

SwanTiger

5th March 2006, 08:19

So far, 13650 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 12 (from 0 to 100), and 92 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an imbecile of epic proportion and a danger to everyone and everything nearby.

I wouldn't use the word imbecile, but close enough.

Karma

5th March 2006, 08:23

Dunno swan... sounds kinda accurate ;)

You got that Mrs. up and dressed yet?

SwanTiger

5th March 2006, 08:28

Nope shes still in bed, we were at a party last night and she decided to get rather pissed.

Aww your aweful keen to meet my missus aren't yah? what is Tristan's mum not doing anything for you now, sort her out mate!

EDIT: See you soon, the weater is looking pretty fucken good, not too much wind either.

Karma

5th March 2006, 08:29

I wouldn't mind meeting her... but wouldn't say overkeen in that sense.

Just wanted there to be someone else on the ride that can ride at your... urm... pace.

SwanTiger

5th March 2006, 08:32

Yeah yeah, you enjoyed watching my arse from KKK to Wellsford.

She might come along yet, though I am highly doubting it, I'll still chug along however.

Karma

5th March 2006, 08:33

And turn up a chance to meet the mighty weasel... how could she refuse?

MidnightMike

5th March 2006, 08:35

When you lean hard into a turn, which usually scrapes the road first?
[a] Your floorboards.
[b] Your footpeg feelers.
[c] Your helmet

hahahaha, I went with c :blip:

John

5th March 2006, 08:43

Your score indicates that you are a disgrace who should be butt-kicked in full view of Times Square for being such an asshole in public

Thats about right.

MidnightMike

5th March 2006, 08:59

Your score indicates that you are an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle.

Can I supercharge that too? :headbang:

Stopper Dan

5th March 2006, 09:06

Your score indicates that you are a disgrace who should be butt-kicked in full view of Times Square for being such an asshole in public. Damn that was a long pointless test, but funny :lol:

Drunken Monkey

5th March 2006, 10:24

Hmmm...Don't know about that last bit, maybe my sensibilities get in the way sometime?

Squid Test Evaluation

So far, 13664 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 47 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a pathetic example of incredible stupidity who shouldn't be let out of the house unsupervised. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

babyB

5th March 2006, 10:49

Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough
:doobey:

SPman

5th March 2006, 13:36

So far, 13680 people have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. The last grade was 56 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. This score indicates that the last test taker is an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle.

sAsLEX

5th March 2006, 15:46

So far, 13689 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 100 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are extraordinaly responsible and a shining credit to motorcyclists everywhere.

froggyfrenchman

5th March 2006, 15:51

Your score indicates that you are a complete fool with no sense of responsibility of propriety, and a glaring discredit to their genre

And your problem is? i thought 22 was a pretty good score!

R6_kid

5th March 2006, 16:17

Your score indicates that you are a pathetic example of incredible stupidity who shouldn't be let out of the house unsupervised...

...drats...

R6_kid

5th March 2006, 16:18

Your score indicates that you are extraordinaly responsible and a shining credit to motorcyclists everywhere.

oh yup :yes:

XTC

5th March 2006, 17:10

So far, 13694 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 76 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

inlinefour

5th March 2006, 17:16

So far, 13695 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 69 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough.

Sounds about right, apart from taking motorcycling seriously. Ask anyone who actually knows me.:killingme

texmo

5th March 2006, 17:25

So far, 13696 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 51 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

Dam I cant belive I did that well something must be bung with that test

SPman

5th March 2006, 18:41

Your score indicates that you are extraordinaly responsible and a shining credit to motorcyclists everywhere.
You girly swat cheat!

2_SL0

5th March 2006, 19:11

hmmmmm.

"Your score indicates that you are an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle"

N4CR

5th March 2006, 19:44

Your score indicates that you are an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle.

Sounds 'bout right...

Gremlin

5th March 2006, 19:46

Your score indicates that you are an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle.
yep... I'm another of those...

I don't even have a full license yet, and they already want to take it away :weep:

raster

5th March 2006, 21:23

So far, 13706 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 70 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

Wolf

2nd June 2006, 16:09

So far, 15320 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 82 (from 0 to 100), and 6 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass.

Of all the fucking nerve!

"responsible"?!?

The six that were unanswered should have had "none of the above as an option", especially the ones that gave you a straight choice between Hardley and Sprots Boik with nothing in between.

sAsLEX

2nd June 2006, 16:26

a bit of a wise-ass.

This wasn't too far off was it?

Wolf

2nd June 2006, 16:45

This wasn't too far off was it?
Note my post, I wasn't complaining about that bit...

Jantar

2nd June 2006, 17:31

So far, 15327 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 60 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough.

This can't be referring to me. :innocent: