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Big Dave
7th March 2006, 16:57
Ain't necked yourself?
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www.smh.com.au
Cleese tirade upsets Kiwis


John Cleese has upset the mayor of Palmerston North by calling the city the "suicide capital".

Comedian John Cleese has upset officials of a New Zealand city by describing it as the country's "suicide capital".

Cleese said he had a "bloody miserable time" in the North Island city of Palmerston North during a live show tour of New Zealand last year.

The Monty Python and Fawlty Towers star made the comments in an audio diary on his website about the My Life, Times and Current Medical Problems tour, which he will take to Australia later in the year.

Cleese heaped praise on other towns and cities where he performed, but introduced Palmerston North as the "suicide capital of New Zealand".

"If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick," Cleese said.

"We stayed in a little motel, the weather was grotty, the theatre was a nasty shape and the audience was very strange to play to.

"We had a thoroughly, bloody miserable time there and we were so happy to get out."

The mayor of Palmerston North, about 150km north of Wellington, was not amused.

"Obviously he still has trouble with his medical problems and may need some more medication," Heather Tanguay told the Manawatu Standard newspaper.

Tourism official Julia Sanson said: "We are just sorry that John didn't have more time in Palmerston North and the Manawatu region to form a qualified opinion.

"I think we all know not to take him too seriously," she told the paper.

However, some of the city's businessman see opportunity in Cleese's views.

"Boring Palmy ... let's build on that," joked chamber of commerce chairman Paul O'Brien, suggesting tours of Palmerston North's dullest places and meetings with resident bores.

AAP

kels
7th March 2006, 17:05
Thats it! I am now off to burn my Money Python collection! Burn Cleese Burn :mad:

kels
7th March 2006, 17:05
damn...MONTY PYTHON!

Swoop
7th March 2006, 20:24
Good on ya John! Stir up these boring kiwis with no sense of humour!:2thumbsup :2thumbsup

Stopper Dan
7th March 2006, 20:28
I live in palmy, and im afraid hes right, as soon as i sell my house/or rent it out im moving up north!!

ZeroIndex
7th March 2006, 20:30
Good on ya John! Stir up these boring kiwis with no sense of humour!:2thumbsup :2thumbsup
haha, yeah, if you can't appreciate any kind of humor, you probably shouldn't listen to anything a comedian says

kels
8th March 2006, 15:16
When he says something funny.....zzzzzzzz then I will laugh

bugjuice
8th March 2006, 15:23
lamo..
John Cleese, formally, John Cheese..
funny man..

Lou Girardin
8th March 2006, 15:23
Judging from the Mayoresses razor sharp wit, he's right.

SPman
8th March 2006, 16:41
He is right, you know.

My ex lives there..............

Big Dave
8th March 2006, 16:44
Of course what is really bothering me now is that Bruce has not responded.

hXc
8th March 2006, 17:20
Oh boo hoo!!! Get over it. He's right. Palmy is a shithole and I try to avoid it at all costs!

John Cleese for president!

cowboyz
8th March 2006, 17:26
I live in palmy, and im afraid hes right, as soon as i sell my house/or rent it out im moving up north!!


just move out to ashhurst... All the fun people out here. And we get to sit on the outskirts and laugh at all those bogans in the city.

Beemer
9th March 2006, 17:13
Palmy isn't boring - I doubt if it is exciting enough to be boring! I am working there for the next four months and I loathe driving there and I love driving out of there every day.

It's a hell hole, the only thing going for it is the fact there are heaps of really good restaurants there!

SPman
9th March 2006, 21:05
Its not called "Swamp City" for nothing.......

DirtMad
10th March 2006, 19:31
I just came back from palmy last night, flew down for work tuesday-thursday. Got on the turps and went out and about every night. Apart from the odd hotty uni chick - hes right. I didnt like it much - but after all, Im a jafa. :first:

Big Dave
10th March 2006, 19:48
I just came back from palmy last night, flew down for work tuesday-thursday. Got on the turps and went out and about every night. Apart from the odd hotty uni chick - hes right. I didnt like it much - but after all, Im a jafa. :first:


I spent a week there one afternoon. - Marx, G.

phantom
11th March 2006, 14:33
Lived in Palmy pretty much all my life ( and thats a fuckin long time). Its certainly not the most exciting city in NZ but I suppose it depends on what spins your wheels. Good for bringing up kids, good university, decent restaurants, blah, blah, blah and at least it doesnt take long to get onto some good biking roads

John Banks
11th March 2006, 15:14
A public service announcement for the Palmytons. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sense%20of%20humour)

spudchucka
11th March 2006, 16:34
I think it was Gary McCormick that said the best thing about Palmy Nth is that its only 2 hours away from heaps of other places that you would much prefer to spend time at.