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Devil
8th March 2006, 09:36
It happened over a week ago now, but I thought i'd share an experience that I've now filed away in the "dumb shit" basket.

How I almost crashed - Or, why mass centralisation is a good thing

Lane and I had been given an old car, '89 Hyundai Excel, to get from A - B as her car had been written off after some dumbass decided not to stop at a red light. It had been off the road for the best part of a year, I got it running and it was clear it needed a new battery if it was going to want to start again after being left for more than a day.

Off to the Wairau road Repco I trundled on the Triumph, packrack attached, with bag of course. A battery was selected, purchased and placed in my pack.

Now, I'd heard/read somewhere when I purchased the packrack system that when you're by yourself on the bike, its best to point the bag forward to keep the weight between the wheels to assist with the bikes balance and handling, fair enough!
However, on the Speed Four, when the pack is pointing forward, it is sitting half on the pillion seat and half on the tailpiece of the bike. Not wanting to scratch the bike with a heavy battery on board, I faced the pack backwards, so the weight was entirely on the pack frame. This is the beginning of what was to become a pant-filling event.

In my typical early weekend morning stupor, I saw nothing wrong with what I was doing.

Geared up, onto the bike, head for the driveway.
Wait to turn left out of Repco, past the bus stop and up the road. Little did I realise the effect of that battery when I accelerated away, very quickly finding myself leaning left about 40 degrees, with the front wheel about two feet in the air. Maybe just a little too much throttle methinks! I had only just taken off, so my right foot hadn't even got onto the footpeg yet. The normal panic reaction occured, slamming the throttle shut bring the front crashing down slightly crossed up almost causing a wonderful highside infront of the people at the bus stop. Immediately upon landing, the toes of my right foot hit the ground, quickly followed by the footpeg slamming into the top of my calf muscle. Owned.
For the icing on the cake, and to cause further embarrassment, when the front slammed down, I also hit the horn, just incase people weren't looking at this dumbass wobbling his way down the road cursing like a madman.

Upon bringing the bike under control, I did what anyone would do in the situation, fucked off out of sight. Once round the corner, I faced pack fowards again, putting up with whatever was going to happen to the tailpiece!

For the last week my whole calf muscle has been a lovely purple colour. yay.

Hopefully someone will learn from this experience! I certainly have!
If you have to do something dumb like the above, make sure you're wearing your tinted visor, thank you HJC :ride:

/me hobbles off to get a coffee.

enigma51
8th March 2006, 09:47
rofl

Well glad to hear nothing "serious" happend an ego can build again.

MSTRS
8th March 2006, 09:48
LMAO - proof positive that you can expect problems when combining cages and 'cycles??

skelstar
8th March 2006, 09:52
Ha. Nice one bud. Good to hear you made it out of the experience relatively un-injured (pride and calf withstanding).

Keystone19
8th March 2006, 09:53
Bahahahahaha...:eyepoke:

Glad you didn't come to any major grief Matt!

sAsLEX
8th March 2006, 09:58
Any landing is a good landing!

oh and this thread is useless without pics!

FROSTY
8th March 2006, 10:01
ROTFLMAO--only cos ya werent hurt bro--darned funny story.

imdying
8th March 2006, 10:01
Oh yeah! Further proof that Trumpys have promise as hoon bikes!!!

Postie
8th March 2006, 10:02
For the icing on the cake, and to cause further embarrassment, when the front slammed down, I also hit the horn, just incase people weren't looking at this dumbass wobbling his way down the road cursing like a madman.


i took an SP1 for a quick ride before Christmas, i was waiting at the lights to go straight through, the V-Twin gargling and grunting sounding awesome, lights go green, gas and clutch....... KTHUNK.... the clutch is heavy as a freight train and i ain't used to it. I manage to get enough momentum to start crossing the intersection.... at 15 kph with the bike stalled, i remember the owner telling me that you can't restart it in gear with the clutch in and you must select nuetral to restart. So i'm crawling across the intersection with cars going round me, and i select neutral and press the starter, only i'm pressing the wrong side in panic and get a thumb full of horn...... so all the christmas shoppers can see little ol' me trying to get this thing started..... it happens eventually and i get going again...... very quickly.

Devil
8th March 2006, 10:03
Had misplaced our camera for most of the week so I haven't been able to get a good pic, its still very yellow with blue bits now, so I'll see if it comes out tonight!

I couldnt believe after all that hitting the damn horn.

The battery was heavy enough to make it wheelie REALLY easy, but not heavy enough to slow the acceleration down like a pillion.

Motu
8th March 2006, 10:03
eeeee...I can almost picture myself in the scene.I am wont to do similar things in public,but I;ve never thought about using the horn as well.

When I carried a car battery in the front basket of my FA50 I didn't have to worry about little things like the front wheel coming off the ground.

R6_kid
8th March 2006, 10:04
im sure you tootled the horn melodiously on purpose to get the attention of everyone so they would see your magnificent wheelie and proclaim "wow, wow!"

you just felt like a twat coz you made a minger of it :pinch:

good thing nothing too serious happened as its a beautiful bike, pity about the leg too - but thats not much use to me :niceone:

Str8 Jacket
8th March 2006, 10:18
I couldnt believe after all that hitting the damn horn.



Bet your glad you dont have airhorns......

Mate, im sorry but I laughed really hard when I read that! Glad your ok and nothing serious happened though!

Swoop
8th March 2006, 10:24
Bwwwwhaaaa!!!
Devil, good on ya for telling us about that! Still grinning and ya made my morning at work.
Hmmm. Anyone use this technique for wheelie-training???:drinkup:

How does Mr Murphy always decide the best way to cause maximum embarressment??? And why is the horn switch located in that exact spot on the handlebar???:shutup:

Lou Girardin
8th March 2006, 11:51
Pillions teach you about mass-decentralisation.

Lord Pac
8th March 2006, 16:47
Damn whiteys- don't ride bleck bikes! :niceone:

Sniper
8th March 2006, 17:04
Lol, bugger mate. Very amusing story though.

Big Dave
8th March 2006, 17:20
Slapstick is still the purest form of comedy.

I had a poke around a new gixer 600 yesterday - they have adopted similar to buell's mass centralisation principles in their new muffler setup too - it's almost underslung.

They will all go that way I bet.

Big Dave
8th March 2006, 17:24
Damn whiteys- don't ride bleck bikes! :niceone:

I still can dunk on yo' ass, moontan or no. :niceone:

kiwifruit
8th March 2006, 17:41
oh dude, thanks for sharing. Had a good laugh! :lol:
im glad you didnt lose it completly and drop it.
hope the leg is better soon
-Allan.

Grumpy
8th March 2006, 17:47
No meantion of the size of the hole that your ring must have left in your seat as it involuntarily clenched....... sorry, I mean that must have given you quite a fright.

Glad it all ended up ok.

Bandit Rider
8th March 2006, 22:11
Thanks for that, well told.

Nicksta
10th March 2006, 21:46
oh my..... at leat your ok with only bruising to show for it....
good lession for us to learn though....
(even if we got a little chuckle out of it)
the snowball effect sucks sometimes :)

Gixxer 4 ever
10th March 2006, 22:40
Pleased you gathered it all up ok. Good story well told.
Mary and I had a similar experience to Posti. A year ago, the morning after the mission concert, we were out riding and pulled up along side a long line of cars at the light. Passed them all slowly and made our way to the front of the queue. The young fellas in the van were friendly and chatting to Mrs Gixxer 4 ever. The lights went green and I dropped the clutch and stalled it. Every one had to wait for me to get it going again. Most of them missed the change.:Oops:

Bonez
11th March 2006, 06:15
A valuable lessoned learned ah? Funny how the old grey matter just plain ignors commonsence/good advice sometimes though.:wacko:

kro
11th March 2006, 06:43
I want to laugh, but I shouldn't, I have the damn near same story hidden in my vault of "shame".

Thank goodness you saved it.

Pillick
11th March 2006, 15:06
come on kro... spill it.

kickingzebra
11th March 2006, 16:33
Good stuff on the trumpy!! Could have been worse, imagine spilling battery acid right through your lovely pack rack bag!!

I once had a mate on pillion, and neglected to tell him of the good principles of "stay with me", at the lights, back when the zzr was a road bike, he is leaning back, and light changes.

Not being one to disrespect the go signal, and move slowly off the lights I give it heaps, front wheel sticks it right up, and pillion is barely holding on...
I'm all for good wheelies, but they can be a pain in the butt when you aren't expecting them!!