The 10,000 mark

[Colapop]

As we all know Sniper is a complete whore (forum of course almost as complete as we have around here.) The magically whorish figure of ten thousand posts is coming up. As a suggestion and fundraising idea I suggest a sweepstake.
The date of his 10k post?
Date and time (hour of the day)?
I propose a $5 cost. Half the proceeds to the winner and half to Spankme for putting on this cracking good site (and the place for Sniper to show off his whoredness!)
Any suggestions further to this idea?

::edit::
We can keep track of this via a spreadsheet - avoiding any arguments....
Just PM me your pics and I'll keep a regularly updated pic of it available (so it cannot be altered)

[ZeroIndex]

Sounds like a good idea, but I'm broke as hell, and $5 means a whole lot of biking for me, so I'll just have to sit on the sideline and watch this one go by

[bugjuice]

yeah, but he could back himself, and delay when he posts the 10,000th post..

[ZeroIndex]

yeah, but he could back himself, and delay when he posts the 10,000th post..
maybe we can ban sniper from viewing this particular post?

[JWALKER]

hhmm . . a bet . . . thats a intresting idea. any hints sniper on when you plan to have your 10,000th post?

[bugjuice]

yeah, like Sniper being told to stay away from a post about him..
tui anyone?

[ZeroIndex]

yeah, like Sniper being told to stay away from a post about him..
tui anyone?
ok... you're right... didn't quite think it that way...

[Sniper]

You will never keep me away.......... Anyway, Im for this.
Rules being, I cannot back myself and I cannot be influenced onto a date. Any others

[froggyfrenchman]

i propose a more challenging bet. If we were to stop sniper from posting cold turky, we could take bets on how long till he cracks and makes a comment...

[bugjuice]

You will never keep me away.......... Anyway, Im for this.
Rules being, I cannot back myself and I cannot be influenced onto a date. Any others
I'll tell your gf to hold out on you for 4 months, if you don't post the 10,000 post on my day..

lol.. i like froggy's idea, but that'd be measured in hours, not days..

[Sniper]

Froggy, I think thats already been done, but the thread got deleted, I welcome anone to try though.

Buggy, no you won't I'll make her want me, even if it means wondering around the house naked

[bugjuice]

looks like I won't have to make her hold off then ;)

[Lazy7]

how about a nominated person collects the money and gets PM'd the dates (with time of day).

closest one wins?

[ZeroIndex]

Here's the easiest way... it can be done like Whose Line Is It Anyway, where Sniper just chooses who wins ;) cause it's pretty much gonna be like that...

[Colapop]

Spankme can hold the money and the dates etc and Sniper can't know unless SM tells him.

Anyone can PM SM with the date and send their $5 (which is not a lot!!) That doesn't have to be public knowledge....

(I don't even have a bike to spend $5 on so it's coming outa my re-saving for a bike fund!!!)

[Sniper]

Not really ZI. Im totally unbaised towards the situation. Im perfectly happy if all the money goes to Spankme. In fact, I would prefer it rather than splitting it between him and a winner. Rather the winner can have the knowledge that they are great or a good guesser.

[Sniper]

So who is going to start the guessing? Could a new thread be made with approx dates as a poll?

[Colapop]

Nope can't be guessed out loud (or in a thread) then there may be accusations of a lack of integrity - even though we all know you'd never roll over (not even for a pie and a beer?)

[bugjuice]

the afternoon of April 26th, around 3-5pm

[Colapop]

...someone can do maths.... what about variables? How long has it been since the Sniper has injured himself (or been injured by his GF)?

[Sniper]

How long has it been since the Sniper has injured himself (or been injured by his GF)?

Serious or minor? Its been 3 weeks since the last serious (Kinda) injury. I dislocated my finger yesterday, but that aint a biggie and I cut myself with a scalpel 15 minutes ago.

[Colapop]

Ahhh variables - 'The Sniper Clause'.

Does anyone ride with you willingly? The chances of something happening either to them or you, seem higher than there would occur..

[bugjuice]

mine is calculated..
so no one else can 'ave it..

[ManDownUnder]

7 April, 10:00am.

[Colapop]

See first post 3 entries already!!

This is a real idea people (remember -we're really helping SpankMe)

[Sniper]

Ahhh variables - 'The Sniper Clause'.

Does anyone ride with you willingly? The chances of something happening either to them or you, seem higher than there would occur..

Only people with minor brain damage ride with me.

[Colapop]

All of your majorly brain damaged friends are only in the hospital you frequent? Or on here?

[Lazy7]

did SNIPER just drop 700 posts off his post count or is it just me?

i thought he was sitting on 9700 this morning?

[Colapop]

Nope, just you....

[Lazy7]

right then. 22nd April at 2:15pm.

[Sniper]

Comeon you pussies, no one want to bask in my whoredom?

[Finn]

I heard that the post after 9999 resets the counter back to 0. All rep points and previous posts are wiped. Basically you have to start from scratch.

[Sniper]

I heard that too Finn........... Must be the voices

[Mental Trousers]

I suggest we all chip in and buy sniper a life, cos anyone who's closing in on 10,000 posts surely needs one.

[Postie]

i reackon about 4 on 28th April

[Biff]

As of 3pm today you were on around 9 K. I guess around 5 pm today you'll hit the 10K.


(how much for a BJ ya ho?)

[Lazy7]

so - who we sending the money to?

[Finn]

so - who we sending the money to?

I'll take care of this. Please send cheques to P.O. Box 12476 Auckland. Make them payable to Can Almighty Sniper Hit10000. Probably too long so just abbreviate it.

[Colapop]

Please send all $5 entries to Spankme...

Why is this in PD?

[Lazy7]

Please send all $5 entries to Spankme...

Why is this in PD?

how do i do that?

[Colapop]

You can chuck $5 in an envelope or use paypal. PM Spankme for his email addy, go to www.paypal.com and register (following the instructions). It's one of the most commonly used payment systems on the net.

[Hitcher]

Why is this in PD?
Because I put it there. I thought that it more than adequately met the eligibility criteria on two counts, namely it being: Pointless and drivel.

I note that it has deemed to be worthy of reinstatement. I respect that decision.

[Colapop]

Sir, I accept that it was your decision as a moderator but I assure this thread is/was not intended as a wind up or a mere attempt at increasing anybody's post count. Rather it is/was intended as a (maybe novel) way of raising much needed funds for a great site.
Thank-you Sir for your continued vigilance.





I do apologise for the spelling and grammatical errors I have accrued in this post