Cheap iPods... cancelled African Order

[ManDownUnder]

Hey guys - I've been offered 100 ipods at $25 each (all above board) and thought you might like one.

They're obviously a bit late for a Xmas present, but how can you go wrong for price?

Let me know if you are interested so I can get organised. They were apparently originally earmarked for the African market but are compatible with NZ PCs, all USB leads etc. There may be some additional shipping costs but I'll confirm those before order.

Full specs attached
MDU

[bugjuice]

wicked, i'll take 2 then please..
does the model come with?

[Sniper]

I'll grab a couple

[ManDownUnder]

Cheers guys - you can pay me in beer next time we catch up?

[skelstar]

Is that the new iPod Afro?

[NotaGoth]

could kittie get greasy little mits on 2?

[MisterD]

Not sure about the IPods, but can I get one of those hats?

[Badcat]

do they have an international warranty?
will they work with windows 98?
are they the ones that scratch all the time?
why isn't the itunes music store available in NZ?

[bugjuice]

yes Badcat, I want answers damnit!!

[ZeroIndex]

dude... those are sooooooooooooooooo last year.... like June... (that's how long ago i saw that pic)

[inlinefour]

I'd be keen on one please. Just got a laptop with itunes on it so yea, can't PM etc until the 12th...:whocares:

Keck, just looked at the pic, is the battery rechargable? :killingme:

[bugjuice]

can you plug a subwoofer up to it? and is it compatible with the new iPod HiFi?

btw, badcat, i would like to test one of those for a few months, best buddies, thanx ;)

[ManDownUnder]

dude... those are sooooooooooooooooo last year.... like June...

Thanks! Testament to their quality if ever I heard it! :niceone: :niceone:

Hear that folks - this is NOT feeble, untried kit... these are proven technology, tested in the harshest environments in the world... roll up - roll up!

[Colapop]

Hmmm I would like a blanket and if possible some beads - can I pay for that order with the land of my forefathers?

[MSTRS]

Hmmm I would like a blanket and if possible some beads - can I pay for that order with the land of my forefathers?
Sure you can. Hang onto the seabed & foreshore tho AND get it in writing.

[ManDownUnder]

Ok - I can see you're quite excited so I'll got through your issues slowly, making sure everything is clear


do they have an international warranty?
Hell yeah - I will happily warrant they come from somewhere international. Gees - you'll they're from out of this world...


will they work with windows 98?
Yup - they work best when standing next to the windows while they're open, but reception is ok. They're been tested with up to 200 windows and the only issues we had were with X-tra Pee. They shorted out or got really violent on us depending on the "P" we tried.

I suggest just standing outside - avoid the need for windows altogether


are they the ones that scratch all the time?
Nope - I can categorically state that any scratches you put on these puppies will never be noticed.


why isn't the itunes music store available in NZ?

Just lucky I guess.

[SPORK]

Cool, can I make my order for 3, WITHOUT the AIDS?

[N4CR]

Are they good at doing housework?

[ManDownUnder]

Cool, can I make my order for 3, WITHOUT the AIDS?

I see you've been hitting the supplier's website! Those aren't hearing aids my friend - they're headphones (http://vit.pp.ru/uploads/pics/old_headphones.jpg)!

Don't feel bad - it's a common enough mistake.

[ManDownUnder]

Are they good at doing housework?

They sure are. You get a neck workout and somewhere to stack those pesky dishes while carting them from one room to the next.

But wait - I know it's hard to believe, but there's still more! Buy 10 sets now and... I can hardly believe this whacky offer myself... you'll get a copy of the crazy frog song, illegally downloaded from a Botswana mirror site COMPLETELY FREE

Hurry, call now - operators are waiting.

[Swoop]

Do they come with a free set of Ginzu knives???

[ManDownUnder]

Do they come with a free set of Ginzu knives???

Yes, and if you call in the next 5 minutes we'll upgrade them for an AK47 with 1200 rounds of ammo free!

Be the envy of all your friends!

[NC]

2 please! ;)

[ManDownUnder]

2 please! ;)

Jesus NC - you're stonger than you look!

[Phurrball]

Hmmm...I could do with a replacement battery like that...for my 1982 petrol powered iPod...

[ManDownUnder]

Hmmm...I could do with a replacement battery like that...for my 1982 petrol powered iPod...

Prado or bighorn? We have limited supplies of each, so be quick!

[John]

Will they satisfy my storage needs? can they be kept in a composed attractive 30cmx30cm box?

Sorry first time buyer so new lolzs. OGMAJWBATTLOL!!!!

[ManDownUnder]

Will they satisfy my storage needs? can they be kept in a composed attractive 30cmx30cm box?


Hell yes. The small crate they come in can be used as storage for a wide variety of household objects, a reasonable sized footstood, or a dining table for a student flat.

The iPods themselves may not fit in a composed 30cmx30cm box - but if your box is that big I reckon you've got other problems.


Sorry first time buyer so new lolzs. OGMAJWBATTLOL!!!!

First time buyers are very welcome - and I see you speak African so you'll be able to decode the user guides

[John]

Hell yes. The small crate they come in can be used as storage for a wide variety of household objects, a reasonable sized footstood, or a dining table for a student flat.

The iPods themselves may not fit in a composed 30cmx30cm box - but if your box is that big I reckon you've got other problems.



First time buyers are very welcome - and I see you speak African so you'll be able to decode the user guides
Ok, seriously considering this my question is, what is their insured value?
And are they able to maintain thereselves in a still state while various rituals are preformed on them?
Or is this a violation of said guildelines? oh - warrenty?

Oh, yes I have a large box.

[ManDownUnder]

Ok, seriously considering this my question is, what is their insured value?

I honestly don't think you can adequately find a number that describes these in dollar terms, but I forgot to mention they actually come with an immobiliser.
Go ahead - put one on, you'll see what I mean.


And are they able to maintain thereselves in a still state while various rituals are preformed on them?
Hell yes - the manufacturer clearly states they're so reliable, and I think the term "bulletproof" is applicable (up to 50 calibre only)


Or is this a violation of said guildelines? oh - warrenty?
As above, only if field artillary is used on them, or or heavy ordinancy.


Oh, yes I have a large box.
I'm truley sorry to hear that, but I guess it does go part way to solving your storage problems. Just don't put in anything prone to warm or moist conditions