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skidMark
9th March 2006, 19:11
He's 80, She's 20. It was the stir of the town when an 80 year
old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year of marriage she
went into the hospital to give birth.

The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying:
"This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"


He answered,
"You've got to keep that old motor running."


The following year the young bride gave birth again.
The same nurse

"You are truly amazing, How do you do it?"
He again said: "You've got the keep the old motor running"

The same thing happened the next year.

The nurse then said: "Well, well, well!! you certainly are quite a
man!" He responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The nurse then said: "Well, you better change the oil. This one's black"

MA

Big Chim
9th March 2006, 19:31
hahahahahaha:killingme

BEAMER89
9th March 2006, 21:23
:killingme LOL Excellent LOL:killingme
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oldrider
9th March 2006, 21:29
Ha ha ha gotta rush and check my oil.:eek:

Sniper
10th March 2006, 11:52
Lol..............

Colapop
10th March 2006, 15:11
I would say he got owned...

Back Fire
12th March 2006, 16:43
hahah.... funny shit

Wolf
13th March 2006, 09:45
The last one is what they call a "grudge pregnancy"

Sombody had it in for him.