Oklahoma Highway Patrol [Archive]

R6_kid

9th March 2006, 22:45

i wear my undies one the outside... im invincible.

so yeh probably would, unless it was quickchk, pete or micro riding it, in which case i would wave at them and throw candy at them as they passed me...

Kornholio

9th March 2006, 22:49

Hell yes...have you seen his chicken strips?

onearmedbandit

9th March 2006, 23:14

Loving those boots! Gotta get me a pair....

onearmedbandit

9th March 2006, 23:15

Hell yes...have you seen his chicken strips?

Dude, no corners where he's going no doubt!!

kro

10th March 2006, 05:35

Loving those boots! Gotta get me a pair....
Was looking at those puppies myself thinking some poor supermodel had to go without boots when they were purchased. They look as though there was a handbag to go with it.

Sniper

10th March 2006, 06:53

Its fast in a strait line........ Find some corners.

GR81

10th March 2006, 06:56

Was looking at those puppies myself thinking some poor supermodel had to go without boots when they were purchased. They look as though there was a handbag to go with it.
it's to bring out the colour in his eyes and to enhance his cheekbones :whistle:
every good cop needs a pair of fuk-me-boots! ;)

Swoop

10th March 2006, 07:49

Where the hell does he keep all the donuts???:killingme

GR81

10th March 2006, 07:56

Where the hell does he keep all the donuts???:killingme
in the bag on the back clearly.

enigma51

10th March 2006, 08:00

yeah but can he realy ride it!

kiwifruit

10th March 2006, 08:17

oh lol!
thats pretty amusing

GR81

10th March 2006, 09:18

yeah but can he realy ride it!
with those boots... course he can! ;)
and interstates are fairly straight arent they? ;)

Swoop

10th March 2006, 10:35

in the bag on the back clearly.
Nope, definately NOT big enough!!!:laugh:

Ixion

10th March 2006, 12:24

Where the hell does he keep all the donuts???:killingme

See, that's where BMW's experience at building police bikes shows through. The gloveboxes on each side of the K-RT fairing are EXACTLY the right side for donuts.

gamgee

10th March 2006, 12:26

but why is he wearing lycra pants?
what sort of bike is it?

madboy

10th March 2006, 12:31

Bring it on pig. Let's see ya get ya knee down in spandex.

On a side note, saw some 2-wheeled bacon this morning. Mate, the guy was so fat... his power to weight would be even shittier than a normal beamer pig special.

Buster

10th March 2006, 12:34

:rofl: Everybody sing : "Its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A" :rofl:

Wonko

10th March 2006, 14:12

Notice the gun on his left hip, so he can draw and fire while still riding. Still keen to do a runner? I don't even think MR is that fast.

froggyfrenchman

10th March 2006, 14:29

yeah, he has pretty woosy chicken strips. And with boots like that.....

The only thing that would make me slow down is holsteredonthe leftof his belt. Prettyhard to outrun lead

Buster

10th March 2006, 14:30

Notice the gun on his left hip, so he can draw and fire while still riding. Still keen to do a runner? I don't even think MR is that fast.

Dunno man, maybe hes just a leftie. I dont think you would want to get into a gun fight on a motorbike. Unless your name is arnie. :ar15:

Kornholio

11th March 2006, 11:03

in the bag on the back clearly.

Na mate thats the donut making machine... and his gun is filled with batter not bullets...for that 'on the fly' hot donut action, cinnamon anyone?

sAsLEX

11th March 2006, 11:25

Notice the gun on his left hip, so he can draw and fire while still riding. Still keen to do a runner? I don't even think MR is that fast.

ok what was the average round to kill the americans managed in Vietnam, around 15000 rounds per kill for grunts. Now he is in a dynamic situation firing a pistol with one hand, more than likely his non master hand as well, I would give myself a 99.9% chance of not getting hit at NC30 speeds.

Sniper

11th March 2006, 11:54

Vietnamese stats were 1 kill for every 18765 rounds. And 2 kils for every 15 bombs. He won't be able to hit the broad side of a barn at 5 paces without "intensive" training. Americans are good like that.

Ixion

11th March 2006, 11:59

How on earth could such statistics be compiled? And how unreliable must they be. How do you reliably measure the number of enemy killed ? If the Yanks won and no-one on the enemy side escapes the firefight they could count bodies. But if the Viets won they'd have no idea. Not to mention those who die later of wounds. As for measuring the kills from a bomb ? Did the plane land after dropping the bombs and do a body count?

Even counting the rounds would be dodgy. They could count the number shipped in. But what about those lost, thrown away, flogged in the black market?

Stupid modern obsession with measuring everything and thinking that measurements are the same as results.

Pathos

11th March 2006, 12:36

In the vietnam war they had machine guns and were in a jungle. You fired at any thing that moved and did not bother about aiming because then your head is exposed.

Kornholio

11th March 2006, 12:54

In the vietnam war they had machine guns and were in a jungle. You fired at any thing that moved and did not bother about aiming because then your head is exposed.

And the average age of an American soldier was Nineteen, n n n nineteen.....

oldrider

11th March 2006, 13:17

I looked at that pic and felt very sorry for the guy on the bike.
What a dumbass statement that combo makes. "CHALLENGE ME"!
Every runner in the USA will be just itching to beat him!
Unless of course he really is ""THAT GOOD" :blip:

Sniper

11th March 2006, 13:27

Hey I stole those stats from a website. I don't agree with the either.

kickingzebra

11th March 2006, 13:30

Particulalry like the way the shirt shows through at the back. They couldn't even hook him up with zip together lycra pants!! he be one sore dude if he cocks up trying to pull the gun!!

Marmoot

11th March 2006, 13:53

I think it's quite cool.

They have marked Blades and mufty R1s in UK anyway.

Absolutely love the helmet colour.

Somehow brings Spudchucka into my mind instantly when I saw that pic.
Must've been his previous avatar from SuperCop..... :mellow:

Actually....now I'm thinking of Marty.

I think I'm gay :mellow: :mellow: :mellow:

Flatcap

11th March 2006, 20:02

Only the Septics could be stupid enough to have leotards as approved uniforms. I suppose it is better than what Ponch and Jon had to wear on their fat arse Harleys in CHiPs

Ixion

11th March 2006, 20:07

Is it just me, or is there something missing. No pretty lights? No sign of a siren (or any where it might be mounted). I don't see a radar on that dash ? and the luggage capacity seems decidedly low for a cop. Hve you ever seen all the crap they have to carry around ?

Pixie

12th March 2006, 09:18

...what Ponch and Jon had to wear on their fat arse Harleys in CHiPs
Fat arsed Kawasakis

Flatcap

12th March 2006, 09:24

Fat arsed Kawasakis

Is that right? I think TVNZ needs to repeat the series to confirm...

Kornholio

12th March 2006, 10:22

Is that right? I think TVNZ needs to repeat the series to confirm...

Hell yes :bash:

A little excerpt from my 'CHiPs Annual 1980' regarding the Kwakas(I think they had Harleys at some stage tho)

Flatcap

12th March 2006, 10:35

Hell yes :bash:

A little excerpt from my 'CHiPs Annual 1980' regarding the Kwakas(I think they had Harleys at some stage tho)

CHiPs is unlikely to retain it's magic a second time around, now that we all have a firmer grasp of the laws of physics - I mean, those freeway pileups were somewhat contrived.

It will be like Knight Rider (2pm Sunday TV3) - it just seemed so much better from memory, but in reality is really really bad. Better to retain the childhood memories....

Kornholio

12th March 2006, 11:06

CHiPs is unlikely to retain it's magic a second time around, now that we all have a firmer grasp of the laws of physics - I mean, those freeway pileups were somewhat contrived.

It will be like Knight Rider (2pm Sunday TV3) - it just seemed so much better from memory, but in reality is really really bad. Better to retain the childhood memories....

Sad but true...goddam was watchin some 6 million dollar reruns a month or 2 ago and hmmm ok then

The only one that didnt lose its magic was the Dukes of Hazzard...thats still some funny shit :blip: