Warning: Cops are watching KB.

[Velox]

Yep, the cop that pulled over one of our TRTNRs asked, "you must be on the Kiwi Biker ride?" (bet you're regretting that now buddy!) So they're watching the site and are actually keeping track of who's hooning where (well, in this case anyway) unless one of our resident cops are dobbing us in.

So not posting names, places, ride destinations or pics with numberplates is prob a very good idea! Which is a worry cause there's lots of labelled pics of us with our bikes (incl number plates)! Hmmm - actually, that doesn't necessarily mean we were riding them at the time that X happened though.

Anyway, just a word or warning that the disturbing suspicions are true. I'm not trying to tell people to simmer down our riding - just encouraging people to be more 'resourceful'!

[Karma]

Some of us have known this for a while now...

I doubt it's any of the resident cops that are spying, as it where, but this is an open forum and so anyone can read anything that is posted.

Most of the stuff that's said on here they can't go on because it's classed as hear'say or something, and so can't be used in evidence.

But if you post up that you did a runner and didn't get caught or some other such shit, then don't be surprised if the rossers cross reference your bike to anyone they've had problems with recently.

[mstriumph]

noticed the difference with a forum i'm on over here in west aust........ they seem to assume that public posts are being watched and for many rides details seem to be passed around only by pm

:drinkup:

[babyB]

I'm sorry, but i had to laugh at ya post Velox.
IMHO; i don't care if the police monitor KB (there could be advantages to that I'm sure) I'm sure they usually only pull ya over if ya done something bloody stupid anyway...........my point is though i would be more worried about the underhanded (illegal intentions) ppl watching the site getting bike, Reg & Addy's.
after all it is the Internet:doobey:

[Big Dave]

A lot of what has been organised on KB lately could draw nada but praise from the police, surely.
Taking stunting and drags off the streets, mentoring new riders, track days, tuition, etc etc.
Socialy responsible we are - and wtf there's three? regular mr plod posters anyway?!?

[Da Bird]

Yep, the cop that pulled over one of our TRTNRs asked, "you must be on the Kiwi Biker ride?" (bet you're regretting that now buddy!) So they're watching the site and are actually keeping track of who's hooning where (well, in this case anyway) unless one of our resident cops are dobbing us in.

So not posting names, places, ride destinations or pics with numberplates is prob a very good idea! Which is a worry cause there's lots of labelled pics of us with our bikes (incl number plates)! Hmmm - actually, that doesn't necessarily mean we were riding them at the time that X happened though.

Anyway, just a word or warning that the disturbing suspicions are true. I'm not trying to tell people to simmer down our riding - just encouraging people to be more 'resourceful'!

I've got better things to do than sit on the side of the road waiting for a bunch of motorcyclists to come roaring past... and I'm sure most people are not stupid enough to post time, date, road, rego of their silly acts.

Me thinks a bit of paranoia going on here.

[Big Dave]

Me thinks a bit of paranoia going on here.

Could be those new helmets I saw a bike cop in few days ago - black visor and very stormtrooper.
The kit was looking pretty good actually.

[Finn]

I reckon it's WINJA cleverly disguising himself as a cunt.

[GR81]

who woulda thought.. a cop reading on the internet! now theres a new one ;)
they browse nzhondas.com etc from time to time also...

... its a conspiracy and theyre out to get us!

oh wait... thats GW Bush.

[deathstar]

or you could always use the line "wow you must have really been speeding to keep up with me"

[Sniper]

Who cares, let them watch. Doesn't bother me.

[peripheral]

Time to start lining your helmets with tinfoil.

[Grahameeboy]

I reckon it's WINJA cleverly disguising himself as a cunt.

Does he need to disquise himself then!!!

Actually he has been very quite lately...........WINJA where art though...

[Grahameeboy]

Who cares, let them watch. Doesn't bother me.

Watching eh.....ya into that sort of thing Mr Snipet...yaha

[sels1]

So not posting names, places, ride destinations or pics with numberplates is prob a very good idea!

A timely reminder that the Internet is a very public place so a bit of caution on posting personal details etc is fine but no need to change what we do really.

Anybody who brags about their less than legal activities on the net has to take their chances.......:weird:

[merv]

Hopefully its enough for you in that I always obliterate rego numbers if I post pics on this site.

I don't mind if they know where I'm going as I doubt any cop is going to spend all day following us law abiding citizens just in case we do something wrong.

[Swoop]

Hopefully its enough for you in that I always obliterate rego numbers if I post pics on this site.
I honestly think that we should save your precious time and assist you in any way possible...
perhaps removing our numberplates will make it far easier for you later on by not having to edit your photos!!!:blip: :blip: :blip: :ride: :ride: :ride:

[Goblin]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 10 (9 members and 1 guests)

Mmmmm....Wonder who the guest is....:shifty:

[Lou Girardin]

I don't know about monitoring KB, but they do target biker roads. SH16 - Peak Rd for example.

[loosebruce]

Wasnt Me Officer :nya:

[miSTa]

:rofl: We have members who are cops - it's a public forum :doh:

[Grahameeboy]

I don't know about monitoring KB, but they do target biker roads. SH16 - Peak Rd for example.

Well they have to have somewhere to drink their coffee........

[Grahameeboy]

:rofl: We have members who are cops - it's a public forum :doh:

the road is a public forum too....................why do we worry?

[kiwifruit]

Who cares, let them watch. Doesn't bother me.

+1

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[Grahameeboy]

Wasnt Me Officer :nya:

No..cause you wear those Rossi replica leathers don't you.......whoops......:shit:

[Colapop]

Good morning Mr Officer watching sir, I don't currently have a bike. I am keen however to pay more than my fair share of governmental revenue, can you please post details of where you'll be so I can ensure that you do not have to go far to catch me?

[Fishy]

Doesn't bother me, I ride a Honda and its hardly fast enough to break the speed limit :beer:

[Genesismatrix]

im sure enough of us give the cops good reasons to pull us over in person.... not for the tall tails told on kiwi biker

[Colapop]

But you're quite happy to dump Sarah in it? It's illegal to learn to ride on a Honda....






(1000)

[Teflon]

I reckon it's WINJA cleverly disguising himself as a cunt.
Could be.. i got a PM from him asking questions about my wreck.. same day i did a runner.. a little paranoid i sold the bike and brought a pink TL.

[terbang]

I'm with Big Dave here and quite happy they read these forums as it may open their narrow minds (Bykey Cop & Scumdog don't mean you) to what the world of motorcycling is all about. I guess this site is a fairly broad crossection of us all and if they (rozzers and those that manage them) were genuinely interested in making the road a safer place for motorcyclists they would use this site as a measure of the motorcycle communitys needs above finding out where we are all going to ride on a sunday so that they can gather revenue.

[mikey]

I've got better things to do than sit on the side of the road waiting for a bunch of motorcyclists to come roaring past... and I'm sure most people are not stupid enough to post time, date, road, rego of their silly acts.

Me thinks a bit of paranoia going on here.

what aload of shit. if your a bike cop your just another Highway Patrol ho.
bit of paranoia is good though. keeps you on your A game.

last week i nthe car i passed 4 bike cops doing piecock hill. wished i was on the fukn bike. bunch of nanas. i think next time ill go out an hunt down a bike cop an drag him up the rimutakas. an get 20 odd bikes to give him the learn. teach him what good riders we are then he can tell his buddies an leave us alone. but wheres the fun in that.

[ManDownUnder]

what aload of shit. if your a bike cop your just another Highway Patrol ho.

True - expect for the times they get drunks off the road, and enforce all those rule that suit you... instead of those you choose to break. Be sure to list them succinctly so they know which is which.


bit of paranoia is good though. keeps you on your A game.
Now THAT I'll agree with.



last week i nthe car i passed 4 bike cops doing piecock hill. wished i was on the fukn bike. bunch of nanas. i think next time ill go out an hunt down a bike cop an drag him up the rimutakas. an get 20 odd bikes to give him the learn. teach him what good riders we are then he can tell his buddies an leave us alone. but wheres the fun in that.

Yeah - that's the way it works - you piss them off and they give up.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Time to start lining your helmets with tinfoil.

some of us have been doing that for years.

the police have black stealth helicopters, too, and microwave thought control radar.

cue X files theme

wooo oooooo oooooo ooooooo a oooooooo

[HenryDorsetCase]

the issue isnt rank and file plod, its the bureaucracy above them. because they have all this bullshit "performance measure" and stuff, issuing tickets is an easily measurable way to "Achieve real results with road safety" yada yada its all been said before.

[ManDownUnder]

To put this in context...

IF the cops really wanted to - they'd nail 95%+ of our sorry arses every time we organised a ride. They have the resources etc to do if - if that's what they chose to do (at the expense of the taxpayer and other crime police activities of course...)

It's paranoia. No biggy - give and take... all that stuff.
MDU

[Grahameeboy]

what aload of shit. if your a bike cop your just another Highway Patrol ho.
bit of paranoia is good though. keeps you on your A game.

last week i nthe car i passed 4 bike cops doing piecock hill. wished i was on the fukn bike. bunch of nanas. i think next time ill go out an hunt down a bike cop an drag him up the rimutakas. an get 20 odd bikes to give him the learn. teach him what good riders we are then he can tell his buddies an leave us alone. but wheres the fun in that.

I would suggest you go out and get a Mod's parker with a Target on it..........or is it too late!!:Playnice:

[MisterD]

give and take... all that stuff.
MDU

What? We give them half a chance, and they take our money?

[NC]

Lastnight pissed me off!

Fuckyou madboy, eat shit. Cock lunch!

[limbimtimwim]

When I am more awake, I'll try reading section 11 of the Crimes Act. Anyone who is currently awake is welcome to try and find something interesting in there.

[bugjuice]

no idea what the fuss is about. I've had my bike limited to 100kph, and I have a switch to limit me to 50kph. so I never speed.. Both tyres are permanently in contact with the road too and thanks to their advanced technological grip, never fail me yet.

i also drink Tui, but not while I ride.
cos i spill it everywhere

[HDTboy]

I do 70, am always home by 10pm, wear an L plate, and own a 250

[Grahameeboy]

no idea what the fuss is about. I've had my bike limited to 100kph, and I have a switch to limit me to 50kph. so I never speed..

i also drink Tui, but not while I ride.
cos i spill it everywhere

You mean it didn't come like that.......surely the Govt doesn't allow imports of motorbikes that can do 2/3 times the speed limit, allow you to buy them and and receive GST Revenue when you purchase one.........scandalous.......I need coffee to wake me upto this reality

[Lou Girardin]

- they'd nail 95%+ of our sorry arses every time we organised a ride. They have the resources etc to do if
MDU


Really?
So why do they say they don't have the resources to harass boi racers?

[bugjuice]

it's more fun to harass boi racers.. besides, don't you know? we're bikers, we know better..

mmmm tui

[Lazy7]

its common sense for the cops to be aware of whats going on here.

i'm reasonably new to the forum, but i know that if it was a "boyracer" forum and there were a bunch of dicks planning where to go for the illegal drag racing, i would want the cops to read it, go out there and bust them.

and I would like to think that if your boasting about doing stupid speeds, stupid stunts or just being a cock in general on your bike, you'd get what is coming to you as well. cops being on this forum isn't some under handed move. its just common sense? if i was a cop, i would do the same.

and for all the shit they "cop" on here, its actually pretty good they're not harder on us than they actually are.

[skelstar]

My workmate made a good point this morning. She said 'its like seeing those guys who video themselves doing something stupid/illegal and then the cops get hold of the video tape. What dicks."

Isnt this what we do on this forum? Only difference is that we arent yelling "Hey Gerald Thomas! That was an awesome lanesplit/topspeed run/400m wheelie you did down SH22 the other day...dont you live at 1313 Mockingbird Lane?"

Any resemblance to a KBer on this forum is purely unintentional

[bugjuice]

that's my address you bastard!!!!

[skelstar]

Which makes you one of the Munsters then.:weirdo:

Eddie is it? :)

[bugjuice]

no, Kenny...

[ManDownUnder]

Really?
So why do they say they don't have the resources to harass boi racers?

I'm saying if they chose to - they have enough resources to nail each and every one of us - but it would be at the expense of other activities.

We're seeing that balance being struck now - balance between time busting speedsters vs catching burglars.

If they stopped catching burglars, they'd be able to catch more of the speedsters.

Gees - lets face it - put the Eagle in the air over one of the rides, find the gaggle of speedsters, determine an average speed between two known points, deploy roadblocks on the 3 or 4 possible exist roads and Bob's your rather upset uncle.

They don't do it because it's not top priority- ergo not that big of a problem, hence my comment about not getting too paranoid...

[Swoop]

the issue isnt rank and file plod, its the bureaucracy above them. because they have all this bullshit "performance measure" and stuff, issuing tickets is an easily measurable way to "Achieve real results with road safety" yada yada its all been said before.

They should look at the amount of deaths on the road as their "performance measure". At the end of the year the head cop could then say "well, what we did this year didn't f*cking work, let's try something else" such as edjumacating drivers, enhancing drivers skills, getting piece of junk vehicles off the roads, throwing the sorry-arsed repeat drunk drivers in jail, etc...

Speed kills, yeah - right.
Crap driving kills - too fu*king right!

/rant.

[DMNTD]

As already said just use common sense when posting about UP COMING events and blank out the rego's on the pic's of events gone...after all they're just doing their job :corn:
Gotta watch 'em though...play the game right and she's usually car pie

[terbang]

They should look at the amount of deaths on the road as their "performance measure". At the end of the year the head cop could then say "well, what we did this year didn't f*cking work, let's try something else" such as edjumacating drivers, enhancing drivers skills, getting piece of junk vehicles off the roads, throwing the sorry-arsed repeat drunk drivers in jail, etc...

Speed kills, yeah - right.
Crap driving kills - too fu*king right!

/rant.

Too true to act in a proactive fashion is allways better. All of us here that don't think we need anymore education won't pay for it so the revenue will drop so its esier and more guarantee of fuding to take the reactive stance of punishing people.

[cowpoos]

Me thinks a bit of paranoia going on here.

you wanna explain the road block on the motorway especially for the trtnr last nite then lad?

[oldrider]

I reckon it's WINJA cleverly disguising himself as a cunt.
Really! I thought when they got to that size cunts were pretty useless and probably well past their use-by dates. :eek:

[Hoon]

bit of paranoia is good though. keeps you on your A game.

I've been standing on street corners trying to tell others this for years. I have a reliable source (Gilbert from our Chess Club cleans the Police toilets) that tells me the Police have a top secret squad of highly trained commandos that were genetically bred to hunt down law breaking bikers.

Yes its true they have a division dedicated to scouring Internet forums for illegal biker activity but thats not all.... they are also working with the USAF and using UFO technology from Roswell have finally perfected a device to read our minds. So now you only have to think about wheelies and they will kick your door down!

Thankfully theres a well known defence for this type of intrusion that is tried and proven. I've been watching stunting videos for the last week and I can swear by it so I suggest you get yours on straight away before its too late!

[ManDownUnder]

Of curiosity... I wonder if any of our Mod type members could lookup the IP of that guest viewing the thread...

might be quite interesting...

.. of course they could also log the hits from that domain too - if it happened to be "important", or check logs to see how often they've historically come to visit.

We could have some interesting information there...

[Colapop]

14 days to go til what? (MDU):scratch:

[ManDownUnder]

14 days to go til what? (MDU):scratch:

....snip......

[Mattyc]

Could be those new helmets I saw a bike cop in few days ago - black visor and very stormtrooper.
The kit was looking pretty good actually.

lol yeah they look a bit more stormtrooperish with the black visor, I was sitting at the lights beach road and elliot st papakura about 820 in the morn and witnessed my first bike cop with a black visor, he even gave me the nod ( was it you Bikey Cop ?) first cop biker to nod back

I was sitting at the lights adjusting my nuts (as you do)before turning right to get on the motorway

[mikey]

internet forums are full ofshit anyway. wathc this.
tongiht im going out drink riding on my motorbike. no actually ill start at 2.55 an ride past as many schools as i can at 270ks an hour whilst drinking an smoking crack. then ill go around town chuckin molotov cocktails into night clubs an police stations to cause a bit of chaos. then ill go get a feed of bourbon at the mill.then ill go out riding on thrusdays nights up piecock hill....

its all shit

[Ixion]

So, just a normal Friday arvo for you then , Mikey ?

[mikey]

So, just a normal Friday arvo for you then , Mikey ?

pretty much.
watch out school kids an all old people crossing roads eh

incase there are any real fuckwits out there reading, my bike hardly goes at moment wont be riding it aroundrunning people down. but the mighty fiat's going.....

[Ixion]

I do 70, am always home by 10pm, wear an L plate, and own a 250

Well, I *do* own a 250, and I never exceed 100 summitoruvers per thingy whatsis. never was good at units, but its 100 for sure. max.

And I'm always home by 10pm - somewhere, never was too good at time zones. But definately 10pm somewghere or uver.

Actually, if the cops *do* watch this site for targets, it could be very handy for Ms Crashe in her official capacity. After all, cop *there*, waiting for the group 300kph ride that was organised, means no cop *here* , where I am.

[R6_kid]

im a muther fucking pimp, i have sex with ho's in the back streets or residential areas, i have never paid for a chocolate bar, i do wheelies in full public view, never sit below 10kmh over the speed limit - unless im accelerating past it, but worst of all i dont shower and i still have the same pair of undies from form 2 camp back in 2000.

but thats ok, because i live on the moon and my bike has turbo and nos, so you're all fucked anyway.

[The_Dover]

im a muther fucking pimp, i have sex with ho's in the back streets or residential areas, i have never paid for a chocolate bar, i do wheelies in full public view, never sit below 10kmh over the speed limit - unless im accelerating past it, but worst of all i dont shower and i still have the same pair of undies from form 2 camp back in 2000.

but thats ok, because i live on the moon and my bike has turbo and nos, so you're all fucked anyway.

Are you really markauckland??

[NC]

im a muther fucking pimp, i have sex with ho's in the back streets or residential areas, i have never paid for a chocolate bar, i do wheelies in full public view, never sit below 10kmh over the speed limit - unless im accelerating past it, but worst of all i dont shower and i still have the same pair of undies from form 2 camp back in 2000.

but thats ok, because i live on the moon and my bike has turbo and nos, so you're all fucked anyway.
Yeah, yeah |I know~!

[R6_kid]

Yeah, yeah |I know~!

same place, same time? see ya there sweetie

[NC]

same place, same time? see ya there sweetie
Neh!!!!!!!

[Da Bird]

you wanna explain the road block on the motorway especially for the trtnr last nite then lad?

No I can't, because:

a) I don't work on the motorway
b) what on earth is "TRTNR" ?

[limbimtimwim]

b) what on earth is "TRTNR" ?It's the beginning of a song

TrrinterarrNeerrraa !!
TrrinterarrNeerrraa !!
TrrinterarrNeerrraa !!
TrrinterarrNeerrraa !!

You geddit.

[Da Bird]

what aload of shit. if your a bike cop your just another Highway Patrol ho.

No, I'm an Otara ho actually, get your facts right.

[mikey]

No, I'm an Otara ho actually, get your facts right.
yeh im a petone ho but im not a highway patrol ho
two different things. your a lean mean ticketing machine
im just mikey. i dont go round power tripping giving kids tickets that will fuck there lives or take years to pay off an all they do is instil a hatye of policeman an the justice system.
i hate cops heaps. so much i might even go join the force.
but htey get paid fuk all. make more on a benefit doing a few deals a week.
but i could make a lot more being a dodgy cop.
wont put that on the applciation form.

[Ixion]

Tiss. Even I know that. The Regular Thursday Night Ride.

[HDTboy]

The Rotorua Thursday Night Romp

[limbimtimwim]

Tiss. Even I know that. The Regular Thursday Night Ride.s/Regular/Real/

[mikey]

madboy is so slow white trash/s donkeys shit would overtake him. he will never out run a cop......

[Ixion]

Ah well, close enough for a jafa

[imdying]

For those who haven't been hit in the head with a shovel and therefore can't speak gibberish, here's a translation:

Yes I'm a Petone hoe, but I'm not a highway patrol hoe.
They're two different things. You're a lean mean ticketing machine, and I'm just Mikey. I dont go around on a power trip giving kids tickets that will fuck their lives, or take years to pay off, even if they did deserve it. All that does is instill a hate of the police and justice system.

I hate cops heaps. So much so that I might even go join the force. But hey, I'd get paid fuck all. I'd probably make more on a benefit selling drugs to children a few times a week.

But I could make a lot more being a dodgy cop, or transvestite prostitute. Better not put that on the applciation form, might be made a sergeant.

[madboy]

Real not Regular. Not to be confused with The Cruisy Wednesday Night Ride.

It's all a bit over-rated really. Finally the pigs decided to hang around and police an area of road that we do frequent on a regular basis. Fact is, now that they've turned it from a twisty where big speeds were impossible into a drag strip, anyone with half a brain will know that it now becomes just another area of the fuzz to hang out. So if you give it a wind up before you hit the hill, then you're risking the fuzz. Just like giving it the windup on a motorway. It's home turf for fuzz.

This is a public internet forum. It's full of people who's online personas (if they even own up to having one, aye pig?) may or may not bear any resemblence to their real persona. Likewise activities claimed or disclaimed on this site must be treated with the same grain of salt that people's comments are.

You fellas really think I spend all day doing runners? Don't think so. Better things to do. I now limit it to strictly one per month... on average.

But whether you like the 5-0 or not, or whether you choose to respect them or not, you still have to remember that most of them are literate, some of them can drive/ride, and while they might be on the losing side of the ledger usually, one day the odds say they'll get one back.

[Karma]

Well the other day I went into town... twocked this bike, and as I was riding along I stole an old ladies purse, then did a runner at 200ks through K'Rd slapping the hookers as I went!


I am teh king!

[madboy]

madboy is so slow white trash/s donkeys shit would overtake him. he will never out run a cop......Exactly. Those super duper pig cars and gold-rated pig drivers can kick the arse of an average rider on an averagely fast 600cc sportsbike.

[mikey]

id change your biek to somethign like the prurple stealth machine mad boy. its kind of asking for it. go for something like bambi. yeh./././././././

[madboy]

id change your biek to somethign like the prurple stealth machine mad boy. its kind of asking for it. go for something like bambi. yeh./././././././Like bright yellow? Yeah, that was real stealthy. Ghostrider black is the colour my friend.

[mikey]

just be little carfeul with the runners

a policeman is fully justified knocking you off your bike at high speeds. all he has to say is i thought this chap has been smoking crack an was going to kill someone, so my duty as a officer of the law "making communities safer" was to stop him with waht ever means possible......

personal experience......

[madboy]

And pigs wonder why I have no respect for them?

[COP_B8]

internet forums are full ofshit anyway. wathc this.
tongiht im going out drink riding on my motorbike. no actually ill start at 2.55 an ride past as many schools as i can at 270ks an hour whilst drinking an smoking crack. then ill go around town chuckin molotov cocktails into night clubs an police stations to cause a bit of chaos. then ill go get a feed of bourbon at the mill.then ill go out riding on thrusdays nights up piecock hill....

its all shit



Except with you Mikey its probably what'll you'll do anyway......except your bike wont go 270km stuck in 2nd gear :scooter:

[Smorg]

I dont give a shit if they are watching..........

Yesterday i mooned a cop:shake: and did a runner, was chased by 3 cars down the motorway at 9.30pm at speeds in excess of 230kph my rego is
43WAS i live at 12 Hillary Cres Bayswater.

Come get me:whocares:

[COP_B8]

Fair enough that they are watching this forum given regularly at the same time every thursday a large group of motorbikes is proceeding down the motorway and over the rimutakas it has too attract the attention of the "do gooders" out there, and the police, We are also partly to blame, if you read half the shit ranting on this forum about running from cops, wheelies, excessive speeding, racing etc.... its only natural to observe this in the interests of public safety.

In regards to the policing though the cop in question failed to lock a speed of me onto his radar, but was matched against his speedo, considering he was not following us at the time that seems impossible to me, and even though my speedo isnt going the two speeds he quoted, 136kmh and errr..... over the 140km license losing speed didnt seem realistic to me. add to that I was in a group of motorbikes, and the fact he didnt catch up to us until about 2km/h later he was obviously stationary at the time, in which case his speedo would have been reading 0 me thinks........

Anyways I will fight thisa one till the bitter end, but was a good wake up call that we should be careful what we post on here,

By the way does anyone know how to change your log in name!!!!

[Storm]

get hold of spankme and ask him nicely

[Fatjim]

s/Regular/Real/

That is officially the nerdiest reply ever recorded on KB.

[Ixion]

nah

^Regular^real is more nerdy

[limbimtimwim]

That is officially the nerdiest reply ever recorded on KB.Ixion is hardcore geek. I knew he would understand. I was doing a pile of '=~ s/' bullshit, and the cost of brain context switch was just too high, so I answered like that to keep the mental program cache lines full of useful material.

I'm sure you understand.

[scumdog]

its common sense for the cops to be aware of whats going on here.

i'm reasonably new to the forum, but i know that if it was a "boyracer" forum and there were a bunch of dicks planning where to go for the illegal drag racing, i would want the cops to read it, go out there and bust them.

and I would like to think that if your boasting about doing stupid speeds, stupid stunts or just being a cock in general on your bike, you'd get what is coming to you as well. cops being on this forum isn't some under handed move. its just common sense? if i was a cop, i would do the same.

and for all the shit they "cop" on here, its actually pretty good they're not harder on us than they actually are.

No, it's true 'we're' watching KB, - I'm always on it, I follow KBers a lot on rides (Dangerous, ZZR, Virago et etc) and I hang around rallies that KBers attend, watching them, noting who rides what, taking picture (sometimes even including the no. plate in the pic) and generally noting what KBers get up to.;)

Be afraid, Be very afraid.....

[Colapop]

Big Scum Dog is watching you, you're all gonna get it!


(not me though, aye?)



I'm not sucking up - it's called relationship management - I learnt it at 'tec!

[SixPackBack]

im a muther fucking pimp, i have sex with ho's in the back streets or residential areas, i have never paid for a chocolate bar, i do wheelies in full public view, never sit below 10kmh over the speed limit - unless im accelerating past it, but worst of all i dont shower and i still have the same pair of undies from form 2 camp back in 2000.

but thats ok, because i live on the moon and my bike has turbo and nos, so you're all fucked anyway.

Is that you Markauckland?

[spudchucka]

And pigs wonder why I have no respect for them?
We actually couldn't care less.

By the way I regularly cut and paste all the details of KB rides and e-mail them to the commisioners and distrcit commanders nationwide. I hate all you pricks that have bikes because I don't have one anymore and this is my way of dealing with my overwhelming jealousy.

You should all be very afraid!

[Big Dave]

Be afraid, Be very afraid.....

Next you'll be inviting us to come and stay at your place or something. evil man.

[Big Dave]

I hate all you pricks that have bikes because I don't have one anymore and this is my way of dealing with my overwhelming jealousy.
!

No police credit union in this country?

[pritch]

(not me though, aye?)

Not wanting to criticise people I prefer to try positive reinforcement. Each time I see somebody spelling the interogative "eh?" correctly I give green bling.

Sorry, can't help this time...

[Bonez]

Tis good to see my tax dollars are going to good use.:Police:

[ManDownUnder]

We actually couldn't care less.

By the way I regularly cut and paste all the details of KB rides and e-mail them to the commisioners and distrcit commanders nationwide. I hate all you pricks that have bikes because I don't have one anymore and this is my way of dealing with my overwhelming jealousy.

You should all be very afraid!

LMAO... I can see it now... after a day out on the roads... "testing speed limits"...

Spuddy walks over.. "ooo you look tired - come and have a nice comfy seat in the back of this car... *click*"

"NYA HA HA - GOTCHA! Off to the nick for YOU m'lad"

[NC]

We actually couldn't care less.

By the way I regularly cut and paste all the details of KB rides and e-mail them to the commisioners and distrcit commanders nationwide. I hate all you pricks that have bikes because I don't have one anymore and this is my way of dealing with my overwhelming jealousy.

You should all be very afraid!
Holy shit balls

[Shadows]

Fuck it, that took far too long to read, all that P I'm cooking is boiling over now! Those school kids are gonna be so pissed with me on Monday!

[WINJA]

Does he need to disquise himself then!!!

Actually he has been very quite lately...........WINJA where art though...
BEEN MAKING MY NEW VIDEO 'BACK DOOR SLUTS 3' WITH FINNS AND LAZY7S MUMS

[Mattyc]

just be little carfeul with the runners

a policeman is fully justified knocking you off your bike at high speeds. all he has to say is i thought this chap has been smoking crack an was going to kill someone, so my duty as a officer of the law "making communities safer" was to stop him with waht ever means possible......

personal experience......

I FUCKEN CONCURR, EVERYTHING THIS MAN SAYS IS TEH GOSPEL AND ITS ALLCAPS NODELETEL BUTTOIN FRIDAY


GARGLE GARLE ,, MORE WINE BEFORE I LIGHT UP THE BACK OF BOTH THE 650R HYOBAG WHICH PROLLY NO SMOKIE UP. AND MY ZX9 AT THE SAME TIME THEN I.....................ONE TIME AT BANDCAMP

[Finn]

I hate all you pricks that have bikes because I don't have one anymore and this is my way of dealing with my overwhelming jealousy.


There's an easy answer. Take back handers and it's win-win for everybody. No demerit points for us and you'll be able to buy a bike. It's not as thought the traditional method is working and it's no more criminal than what this government does with our money.

[Finn]

BEEN MAKING MY NEW VIDEO 'BACK DOOR SLUTS 3' WITH FINNS AND LAZY7S MUMS

Put me down for a copy please.

[MD]

What a crazy thread. I think we're over estimated our importance in the big scheme. I've heard there was a sweep up of boy racers at the LH carpark Thursday night. My guess is we were just a small unexpected side dish that fell in their lap.
As for the HP waiting at Kaitoke. What's new about that, they've been turning up there for years. HP patrol highways! It's their job, get used to it. Amazing thing is how often they leave us alone. Throwing shit at them on here is not going to help is it. That's clever, lets abuse every cop and then we can all have something to moan about because we've invited them to target us.
I do enough stupid stuff myself to attract their attention without having the local plod full of anti-bikers.
Finn's ideal of back handers is the best thing I've heard in ages. That would work for all of us. Save paper work and time. can we start a petition on this for the Police Act review. Make it part of their 'discretion'

[Colapop]

Not wanting to criticise people I prefer to try positive reinforcement. Each time I see somebody spelling the interogative "eh?" correctly I give green bling.

Sorry, can't help this time...
Honestly Officer this has really been the first time I've been pulled over for this. Normally I'd use the correct prose but I don't know what came over me. The sun was in my eyes. I was avoiding a small child running out. I admit that I was probably typing a little over the limit but I don't think a ticket is warranted in this case? Surely you can make an exception this one time?

[Aitch]

And the SIS is reading my mail.
And the Waihopai satellite station intercepts our phone calls and emails and faxes and sends them direct to the CIA who listen to/read every one of them.
And those black pipes on the road record your rego number so that your every move is known.
And these silver sleeves on power poles in the country aren't to stop possums, they hide sophisticated eavesdropping equipment.
Oh, and the CIA killed the pope.
And every time you use a photocopier it records the image and at night it sends it by radio to the PM's office in case you're copying anything negative about the government...
Have I missed anything?
Did I mention the facial recognition software in every webcam?
Or the plot by the Education Department and the LTSA to brainwash our kids so that they'll dob us in for speeding?

[WINJA]

And the SIS is reading my mail.
And the Waihopai satellite station intercepts our phone calls and emails and faxes and sends them direct to the CIA who listen to/read every one of them.
And those black pipes on the road record your rego number so that your every move is known.
And these silver sleeves on power poles in the country aren't to stop possums, they hide sophisticated eavesdropping equipment.
Oh, and the CIA killed the pope.
And every time you use a photocopier it records the image and at night it sends it by radio to the PM's office in case you're copying anything negative about the government...
Have I missed anything?
Did I mention the facial recognition software in every webcam?
Or the plot by the Education Department and the LTSA to brainwash our kids so that they'll dob us in for speeding?
I KNEW IT , YOUVE JUST CONFIRMED ALL MY SUSPISIONS , AND THEY LAUGHED WHEN I MADE A TINFOIL LINED HELMET

[Lou Girardin]

OK it's time for a collection to get Spud a bike and cheer the sod up.
What's a GN worth now?

[Aitch]

I KNEW IT , YOUVE JUST CONFIRMED ALL MY SUSPISIONS , AND THEY LAUGHED WHEN I MADE A TINFOIL LINED HELMET

Tinfoil won't work, you have to use lead.

[DEATH_INC.]

Good farkin luck to 'em if they can find the time to wade through all the shite on here to find a few little stories...

[Shaun]

Yeah soon you will have every reason to be afraid. second gear=suspended, third gear=lose the bike, fourth gear is jailtime.
Lucky you dont live in Auckland NC cause the cops have a picture of my bikes ass in their cars.

Only because you are a criminal, arrest his arse orrificer:done:

[750Y]

in truth, the ex/cops on here are more than likely speeding around like everyone else, just they know better than to blow on about it on this forum & probably choose their time/place like most successful speefreaks. You can't tell me rf900s, cbr1100's ,tl1000's ,hyabusa's etc are for doing 100kmh & generally behaving. & even the odd harley rider is not immune to the ol leg stretch just to keep the engine clean.
discretion is always the best policy, as the saying goes..
loose lips sink ships.
safe riding everyone 8-)

[babyB]

IMHO society and their discrimination suck big time..........

[Aitch]

IMHO society and their discrimination suck big time..........
huh?
everyone exercises disrcimination every day. Choose a Moro over a Mars bar and you are discriminating. Can you expand a little please?

[babyB]

IMHO sociaty and their discrimination suck big time..........
arnt there cops that maybe like bikes & that is y they are here?
arnt there ppl here that dont ride at all?
arnt there ppl here with criminal records?
arnt there gay bike ppl?
oh the list goes on im sure
why dose there have to be ppl targeted?
is it becouse of your own insecurities????


......so hang me , burn me at the stake

[Big Dave]

......so hang me , burn me at the stake
__________________
BBQ At BabyB's Late March



What marinade?

[Deano]

Ghostrider black is the colour my friend.

But do you wonder why GR rides alone (well 99% of the time) ? - I don't think TRTNR really want to ride with a GR.

(Sports) bikers have a bad enough image without going looking for trouble and I don't want the cops trying to knock me off mid pursuit thinking I'm someone else.

My 2c anyway.

[jimbo600]

But do you wonder why GR rides alone (well 99% of the time) ? - I don't think TRTNR really want to ride with a GR.

(Sports) bikers have a bad enough image without going looking for trouble and I don't want the cops trying to knock me off mid pursuit thinking I'm someone else.

My 2c anyway.

Bloody oath. If your going to be a cock and bait the cops do in your own time. Most of us who give it slipper now and then agree that there is both a time and place. Attracting unnecessary attention is just going to fuck it for us all.

[cowpoos]

Bloody oath. If your going to be a cock and bait the cops do in your own time. Most of us who give it slipper now and then agree that there is both a time and place. Attracting unnecessary attention is just going to fuck it for us all.

he might need a 'JIMBO600tm SLAP'

[jimbo600]

he might need a 'JIMBO600tm SLAP'

I'm too busy slapping the tummy banana into the love pudding right now

[Scouse]

Yep, the cop that pulled over one of our TRTNRs asked, "you must be on the Kiwi Biker ride?" (bet you're regretting that now buddy!) So they're watching the site and are actually keeping track of who's hooning where (well, in this case anyway) unless one of our resident cops are dobbing us in.

So not posting names, places, ride destinations or pics with numberplates is prob a very good idea! Which is a worry cause there's lots of labelled pics of us with our bikes (incl number plates)! Hmmm - actually, that doesn't necessarily mean we were riding them at the time that X happened though.

Anyway, just a word or warning that the disturbing suspicions are true. I'm not trying to tell people to simmer down our riding - just encouraging people to be more 'resourceful'!Velox you must be smokin P or summut cos thats a massive amount of paranoia your carring around wiv yerself

[Dafe]

No I can't, because:

a) I don't work on the motorway
b) what on earth is "TRTNR" ?

Bwahahahhhahahhahaha!

Looks like the rest of the country has no idea how freaking wound up the local Police in the Hutt Valley have become.

Thursday nights is becoming the most entertaining night of the week.
Throw away your TV's folks, Police scanners are the new craze here in Wellington.

240kph motorway chases (in dusk). Motorway undertakings. Stand up wheelies. Irate cage drivers getting carved up (By 15-20 bikes at once). Mufti cars everywhere. Resulting in........
Three police cars (and one slow arse but courteous Police van) in a highway pursuit driving towards four police cars roadblocking the Hutt motorway, only to come away empty handed (for about the tenth time!)

A good 10-12 police cars involved in TRTNR antics!

Call us paranoid if you like! But, It's more a reality really.

Well here's a tip for the cops...............

Things will be very quiet on thursday nights now, looks like you've had your oppotunities and couldn't take them!
So be sure to pack a few extra donuts because the upcoming thursday night rides will now be somewhat different.

[GIXser]

And pigs wonder why I have no respect for them?
im with you on this one madBoy,, likewise "no respect here for them

[GIXser]

just be little carfeul with the runners

a policeman is fully justified knocking you off your bike at high speeds. all he has to say is i thought this chap has been smoking crack an was going to kill someone, so my duty as a officer of the law "making communities safer" was to stop him with waht ever means possible......

personal experience......

Whatever"?!?!?! fully justified" it would be interesting the report from the coroner"no trace of any substance abuse" think the cop needs to get a "paper run" cos no-one will want em and to whatever cop" that has ever tried to knock anyone of their bike for speeding" BURN IN HELL M/F

[skidMark]

Yeah soon you will have every reason to be afraid. second gear=suspended, third gear=lose the bike, fourth gear is jailtime.
Lucky you dont live in Auckland NC cause the cops have a picture of my bikes ass in their cars.

whats 5th gear death row?

or just plain dead?

[COP_B8]

Bwahahahhhahahhahaha!

Looks like the rest of the country has no idea how freaking wound up the local Police in the Hutt Valley have become.

Thursday nights is becoming the most entertaining night of the week.
Throw away your TV's folks, Police scanners are the new craze here in Wellington.

240kph motorway chases (in dusk). Motorway undertakings. Stand up wheelies. Irate cage drivers getting carved up (By 15-20 bikes at once). Mufti cars everywhere. Resulting in........
Three police cars (and one slow arse but courteous Police van) in a highway pursuit driving towards four police cars roadblocking the Hutt motorway, only to come away empty handed (for about the tenth time!)

A good 10-12 police cars involved in TRTNR antics!

Call us paranoid if you like! But, It's more a reality really.

Well here's a tip for the cops...............

Things will be very quiet on thursday nights now, looks like you've had your oppotunities and couldn't take them!
So be sure to pack a few extra donuts because the upcoming thursday night rides will now be somewhat different.

$1030.00 being my ticket (yet to arrive in the mail) surely justified the 7 police vehicles whilst probably 100+ boyracers where sitting in a carpark with no police vehicles present (I went for a looksee) In which quite a few of the vehicles I would consider to be very dangerously modified were doing burnouts etc............. but hey, at least the friendly policeman was achieving his quota in the interests of "roadsafety" because hey....... a motorbike at 30 something km's over the limit is going to cause carnage on the roads and to the general public in comparison to a group of "highly" modified rice racers blitzing around the streets of lower hutt with no springs in there cars!!!

Sorry cant speak for the 240km/h police chases......I was too busy trundling back down the hill at 99km/h with the hyobag in the interests of not testing my luck twice in one night, but hey it;s not exactly a regular occurence *cough, cough* and im sure if there was a little more respective gained from the police then certain indivuals might provide that respect back.

Holy shit theres 11 other members online now........gotta go to bed, ride in the morning. :ride:

[Dafe]

$1030.00 being my ticket (yet to arrive in the mail) surely justified the 7 police vehicles whilst probably 100+ boyracers where sitting in a carpark with no police vehicles present (I went for a looksee) In which quite a few of the vehicles I would consider to be very dangerously modified were doing burnouts etc

A certain non KB rider had attracted 3 vehicles coming from the hill, waved to a fourth going the same direction as he/she blitzed past before dissapearing into thick smoke. TRTNR'ers were left to enjoy a four car roadblock with multiple other cars strewn around the vacinity. Alot of resources for sweet FA!

Sorry to hear you missed out on the show.

What a shitter that you got done so heavily! Freakin hell, Thats gotta hurt!

As for the boyracers........ These riders who've been turning up, out for the blue are just as bad as the boyracers. So is Uncle B, he's just as bad too!:devil2:
He can't help but bling bling up his bike to the max! Mod here, mod there, hammy pull here, back pull there! :blip:
and in his defence, learn here - learn there!:cry:

[mikey]

But do you wonder why GR rides alone (well 99% of the time) ? - I don't think TRTNR really want to ride with a GR.

(Sports) bikers have a bad enough image without going looking for trouble and I don't want the cops trying to knock me off mid pursuit thinking I'm someone else.

My 2c anyway.


id be smacking the cunt in the head if he got me in shit with the police.
fukn lucky i wasn't out riding thursday or i'd have a pretty sore head......
lucky daylight savings over for a few months.

[cowpoos]

$1030.00 being my ticket (yet to arrive in the mail)

thats wasn't the figure you gave us on thursday....not over estimating a minor speeding fine are we lad???

[number33]

Who gives a stuff if cops are watching. But some of these creepy pricks have a STRANGE way of thinking and can be nasty fuckers who take delight in ruining your day. That's even if you're a law-abiding rider. Best to stay well clear of 'em.

[ManDownUnder]

What? We give them half a chance, and they take our money?

Close - I think it's more you don't give them ANY chance and they take your money.

Ever been pulled over and given a warning?
THAT my friend, is being given a chance. That's an example of a cop who is probably perfectly within their rights to give you a ticket or other punishment, but they didn't... WHY.

They gave YOU a 2nd chance.

But DON'T give that cop a chance... be defensive, tell them what you think of being pulled over, use some select descriptive terms... think you'll still get that chance?

We're all in this together. For the record - I'm not a cop, I don't enjoy getting tickets... but I expect a cop to do their job no matter who the wrong doer is - even me.

Accepting the consequences of your actions is part of growing up.

As for giving cops a 2nd chance, consider the fact we're all actually after the same thing. Safe and efficient transport. They add to the picture by enforcing the rules of the land. We add to the picture by obeying they rules of that land, and I would suggest going an extra step and HELPING the cops.

Seen an idiot on the roads? *555 is your friend. If the cops are available there's a good chance they'll help.

If they're not available, blame those in power for not funding them enough - we're short on cop numbers. Blame LTNZ for contracting not enough, or too many traffic enforcement hours... blame those that actually have the ability to change something - but don't.

[Deano]

A certain non KB rider had attracted 3 vehicles coming from the hill, waved to a fourth going the same direction as he/she blitzed past before dissapearing into thick smoke. TRTNR'ers were left to enjoy a four car roadblock with multiple other cars strewn around the vacinity. Alot of resources for sweet FA!


Don't you mean a lot of pissed off TRTNRiders - I wasn't there but have heard a lot of feedback.

To the GR 'imposter':

Taunting the Police is cool on DVD when GR does it - but as I've said before - he rides alone and therefore doesn't take anyone else down with his antics.

And the attempts on here to hide your identity are lame at most - anyone sifting through would see the most obvious clue - maybe you don't give a flying fuck cock smoker but I don't want to ride with you. Not that I ever did, you were always so far behind. Mmmmpphhh. Didn't see you at the hillclimb showing us how it's done ?

[cowpoos]

mate you trying to be funny with that new sig of yours.....coz if the truth be known...your not really one step aheah of me...I'm one step from lapping you coz your so dam slow....Piffft

[VasalineWarrior]

[QUOTE=Deano]
Taunting the Police is cool on DVD when GR does it - but as I've said before - he rides alone and therefore doesn't take anyone else down with his antics.

Right on Deano. All this attention at the thursday night rides might be interesting, but its basically fucked it for the group as a whole.

[COP_B8]

thats wasn't the figure you gave us on thursday....not over estimating a minor speeding fine are we lad???


$400.00 For no license.......I know I know
$630.00 For Speeding.....I thought this was only $400.00 but apparently not according to (sorry forgot the name of the woman on the run.)

[Uncle B]

As for the boyracers........ These riders who've been turning up, out for the blue are just as bad as the boyracers. So is Uncle B, he's just as bad too!:devil2:
He can't help but bling bling up his bike to the max! Mod here, mod there, hammy pull here, back pull there! :blip:
and in his defence, learn here - learn there!:cry:
Quilty as charged officer.

[cowpoos]

$400.00 For no license.......I know I know
$630.00 For Speeding.....I thought this was only $400.00 but apparently not according to (sorry forgot the name of the woman on the run.)

well good luck defending that in court matey....no matter how much law study u did....

[ajturbo]

and to think i left wellington and am missing all this fun:bash:

[the legend]

y cant these dumb cops just sitck to there dumb cars and leave us alone i think there just jelous bikers have a mean forum and the piggies dont have one for them self to talk about the biggest crim they just locked up and how they clocked 190 on the straits

[Da Bird]

y cant these dumb cops just sitck to there dumb cars and leave us alone i think there just jelous bikers have a mean forum and the piggies dont have one for them self to talk about the biggest crim they just locked up and how they clocked 190 on the straits

:violin: :violin:

[Velox]

Velox you must be smokin P or summut cos thats a massive amount of paranoia your carring around wiv yerself
Nah mate - common sense.

[inlinefour]

Nah mate - common sense.

and if they are watching the goings on here I'm sure its nothing new?

[denill]

Close - I think it's more you don't give them ANY chance and they take your money.

Ever been pulled over and given a warning?
THAT my friend, is being given a chance. That's an example of a cop who is probably perfectly within their rights to give you a ticket or other punishment, but they didn't... WHY.

They gave YOU a 2nd chance.

But DON'T give that cop a chance... be defensive, tell them what you think of being pulled over, use some select descriptive terms... think you'll still get that chance?

We're all in this together. For the record - I'm not a cop, I don't enjoy getting tickets... but I expect a cop to do their job no matter who the wrong doer is - even me.

Accepting the consequences of your actions is part of growing up.

As for giving cops a 2nd chance, consider the fact we're all actually after the same thing. Safe and efficient transport. They add to the picture by enforcing the rules of the land. We add to the picture by obeying they rules of that land, and I would suggest going an extra step and HELPING the cops.

Seen an idiot on the roads? *555 is your friend. If the cops are available there's a good chance they'll help.

If they're not available, blame those in power for not funding them enough - we're short on cop numbers. Blame LTNZ for contracting not enough, or too many traffic enforcement hours... blame those that actually have the ability to change something - but don't.

ManDownUnder you really are TOO NICE AND TOO GOOD to be posting on KB!!!!!!! Find a 'Miss Goodie Two Shoes' site.

[Lou Girardin]

Mornin' Officer, I hope you don't take all these ramblings seriously, it's just the ravings of a very small minority. :psst: (Boomer and Finn, PM me for their ID details) The rest of us are all law-abiding citizens who love their Mums and support the Police in every thing they do.
If any of us do inadvertantly break the law a little, it's surely the first time ever and we all deserve warnings.
Have a nice day.:grouphug:

[Grahameeboy]

Mornin' Officer, I hope you don't take all these ramblings seriously, it's just the ravings of a very small minority. :psst: (Boomer and Finn, PM me for their ID details) The rest of us are all law-abiding citizens who love their Mums and support the Police in every thing they do.
If any of us do inadvertantly break the law a little, it's surely the first time ever and we all deserve warnings.
Have a nice day.:grouphug:

.....or call into AMPS........

[ManDownUnder]

Mornin' Officer, I hope you don't take all these ramblings seriously, it's just the ravings of a very small minority. :psst: (Boomer and Finn, PM me for their ID details) The rest of us are all law-abiding citizens who love their Mums and support the Police in every thing they do.
If any of us do inadvertantly break the law a little, it's surely the first time ever and we all deserve warnings.
Have a nice day.:grouphug:

touche :niceone:

[marty]

Tinfoil won't work, you have to use lead.

depleted uranium works better. leaves a nice tingly feeling too.

and i'll take 2 copies thanks winja.

[ManDownUnder]

ManDownUnder you really are TOO NICE AND TOO GOOD to be posting on KB!!!!!!! Find a 'Miss Goodie Two Shoes' site.

I tried but they booted me after I questioned their "turn yourself in" policy.

... and I never speed, and I think swearing is very very naughty ...

:finger:

Seriously though - I got pulled a week or two ago, and one of my two wheeled colleagues went past on the NW... swearing and yelling in the general direction of the cop. Cop asked me "What's his problem?" I laughed and told him I didn't know.

Cop said "I think I might find out..."

Exhibit A your honour - if you're a dickhead - you WILL attract attention to yourself. Be reasonable. As a rule, the cops are.

[Grahameeboy]

I tried but they booted me after I questioned their "turn yourself in" policy.

... and I never speed, and I think swearing is very very naughty ...

:finger:

I like nice boys!!!!!

[Lou Girardin]

I like nice boys!!!!!

It's common knowledge.

[ManDownUnder]

I like nice boys!!!!!

LMAO... I see Lou's picked up on it already...

:corn:

[Grahameeboy]

LMAO... I see Lou's picked up on it already...

:corn:

Well at least I come out and admit it unlike you 1980's Homo types.........see ya at the Hero Parade.....:nya:

[marty]

the cops aren't watching the shite on here. reading it for a laugh maybe! i was in welly a couple of weekends ago, and with the constant stream of bikes to and from the rimutakas it's pretty obvious they're not going sightseeing!

then, trying to behave like grown men when you're really just boys (ie doing a runner with no bike licence, snapped for $630 speeding - that's 46-50k over the limit and a roadside suspension) then coming on here claiming the cops are hunting you and you're such a poor victim for being picked on blah blah blah is really just pathetic.

one day soon we'll be reading about how some poor wellington biker died in a police chase, and it's all the police's fault......well it won't be, and someone will have used up all their lives, and some of us who have seen it all before will say 'told you so'.

this thread is one of the reasons i ride, for the most part, with trusted mates, or on my own.

that and i haven't got any friends.

[sAsLEX]

depleted uranium works better. leaves a nice tingly feeling too.


that and the qoute from your post make this seem like were no longer talking about hats :ar15: :ar15:

[ManDownUnder]

that and the qoute from your post make this seem like were no longer talking about hats :ar15: :ar15:

Please tell me we're back onto sex again...

[Ixion]

Well, it's about time! What's the matter with this thread, there's nothing at all about beer yet?

[Squeak the Rat]

There are no cops reading this message. Honest.

[Big Dave]

Beer and Police then,

The District Commander and I had just been for a nice ride. He was on his GSX1400 we were on the Trophy.
The late afternoon sun was rippling off his courtyard swimming pool and as we stood around the BBQ he handed me a huge slab of crayfish that he had pulled out of the ocean that afternoon.

I sat back in the deck chair and was about to scoff it as his Mrs handed me a Steinie.
All I could say was 'Mighty fine town you're running here Sherrif.'

I like policemen. I don't like it when they give me tickets or have to enforce laws that are just taxes, but I do like it that they deal with all the p'ed up fuckwits, theives, gangsters and dregs of society - so that I mainly don't have to.

I've got some good mates that are cops and I'm not scared to admit it. You wanna trash em personally you can kiss my arse too. The system they are paid to employ is open slather, however.

Why I do keep it quiet about the politicians i hang out with too.

Marty is probably a really nice guy at work.:rofl:

[inlinefour]

Beer and Police then,

The District Commander and I had just been for a nice ride. He was on his GSX1400 we were on the Trophy.
The late afternoon sun was rippling off his courtyard swimming pool and as we stood around the BBQ he handed me a huge slab of crayfish that he had pulled out of the ocean that afternoon.

I sat back in the deck chair and was about to scoff it as his Mrs handed me a Steinie.
All I could say was 'Mighty fine town you're running here Sherrif.'

I like policemen. I don't like it when they give me tickets or have to enforce laws that are just taxes, but I do like it that they deal with all the p'ed up fuckwits, theives, gangsters and dregs of society - so that I mainly don't have to.

I've got some good mates that are cops and I'm not scared to admit it. You wanna trash em personally you can kiss my arse too. The system they are paid to employ is open slather, however.

Why I do keep it quiet about the politicians i hang out with too.

Marty is probably a really nice guy at work.:rofl:


And for all the moaning and whinging, who here would do the job of the Police? I sure would not, from the limited interactions I have with them. Heck when thing go totally nuts (not very often) we get them up to help as where do you think they send all the P freaks? Its a shyte job sometimes that the Police do and yea, they deserve our respect. As for the tax collection at the road side, complain to Aunty Helen:bleh:

[madboy]

It's always a bit of entertainment to read what a cross-section of motorcycling society has to say on this topic. It seems the inflated egos are out talking themselves up, the naive do-gooders are out talking others down, and even the hooligans are offering opinions - although quite on what I'm not sure.

Since most humans are emotional creatures, facts and best practice are not always allowed to get in the way of a good story.

[Velox]

and if they are watching the goings on here I'm sure its nothing new?
True, but it's the first time I've heard actual confirmation that they know of the rides because of KiwiBiker.



It's not actually a big issue - the original post was just a comment/warning that cops may be using KB! People get real over-analytical on here eh - take yer pills children.

[madboy]

People get real over-analytical on here eh Ya fink?...

[Big Dave]

It's not actually a big issue - the original post was just a comment/warning that cops may be using KB! People get real over-analytical on here eh - take yer pills children.

Is not a 'forum' a venue for posting opinions then?

pls don't take my aussie directness an anything needing a pill ITWYM.
some times you polite kiwis need a bit of hurry up.

[Big Dave]

Ya fink?...

You're not obliged to read it.

[limbimtimwim]

You're not obliged to read it.Which is why I keep meaning to read the Crimes act properly in relation to evesdropping..

[Big Dave]

Which is why I keep meaning to read the Crimes act properly in relation to evesdropping..


shhh - the walls have ears.

[Paul in NZ]

True, but it's the first time I've heard actual confirmation that they know of the rides because of KiwiBiker.



It's not actually a big issue - the original post was just a comment/warning that cops may be using KB! People get real over-analytical on here eh - take yer pills children.

Well they are sure watching you eh!

Saw you being followed by the long arm of the law on sunday arvo

[marty]

Which is why I keep meaning to read the Crimes act properly in relation to evesdropping..

http://www.legislation.co.nz/browse_vw.asp?content-set=pal_statutes

part 11A

[madboy]

You're not obliged to read it.But it's fun seeing what other people find time to worry about!!

[Big Dave]

But it's fun seeing what other people find time to worry about!!

that it is.

[larriken]

hehe, must admit I have thoroughly enjoyed reading all that and I just can't resist adding my two cents!

I like doing dodgy things on my bike every now and then, I can't help it, honest! I get grumpy and moan my arse off every now and then when I get caught. Such is life though, and I know full well that I most likely deserve what I get when on the odd occasion they do catch up with me. It doesn't leave me with warm fuzzies about the police, but hey, they are just doing their job.

In saying that though! Some cops are just plain ol' dickheads who have spent so much time dealing with shitheads that they think everyone is a bad guy as well. They do annoy me, but again, I believe it's just a symptom of doing a job not to many people would want to do.

Conclusion.......some cops are tossers, but then so are some postmen, some lawyers, and some waiters.................you get the point.

As for big brother, if you're worried about don't post. Simple as that I reckon.

[Dafe]

Had a slow ride up the hill today. I have noticed the cops are paying alot more attention to the motorcyclists now.

Uncle B and I came down the hill on saturday and couldn't believe the whiplash one officer nearly gave himself as he spun around to view our oncoming bikes. The officer was buisy ticketing some old fulla on an old BMW.

Fatjim also noticed a Green ZXR which was being followed by a HP car for quite some distance before getting pulled over, even though the rider was riding two up and very cautiously.

The cops are obviously real keen on motorcyclists at the moment. I dare not push the speed limits because I have no interest in doing a runner and damned if I wanna pay a fine for peanuts either. Also I know the Hutt Valley cops are no longer giving the local motorcyclists any leeway at all now.

I guess it will be pretty lame riding for us all for quite a while.
In the past I always celebrate the end of a good takas run with a wee wheelie.

Didn't do so on Saturday, Sunday or today. Don't like my chances of getting away with biscuits at the moment! and dunno who's watching from where now either!

So all you Welly KB'ers, keep smart and be very road aware of HP and mufti's.
It's just not worth speeding over the limit at all in the hutt.
My only question is, how long will the cops be taunting us for now?

Also, Uncle B raised a goodpoint. We're gonna do TRTNR and we're gonna do it completely legally (as we always do!). Just to do our bit towards showing the cops that there are some good responsible motorcyclists out there. Sorry TCWNR, Can't make it once again. It would be great to see a good turnout of fellow riders!

[limbimtimwim]

It's just not worth speeding over the limit at all in the hutt.That's all right.

While they are way up there, that keeps the heat off me going around the bays down in the city proper.

[Velox]

Well they are sure watching you eh!

Saw you being followed by the long arm of the law on sunday arvo
Yeah, that was kind of a painful ride. They were behind me for ages!
Btw - sorry I only realised it was you guys at the last minute (same with Sels1 too I think judging by his sudden wave!)

[VasalineWarrior]

(quote) limbintimwin
Dont lie dude-you'll be at home playing warcraft <_<

[COP_B8]

then, trying to behave like grown men when you're really just boys (ie doing a runner with no bike licence, snapped for $630 speeding - that's 46-50k over the limit and a roadside suspension) then coming on here claiming the cops are hunting you and you're such a poor victim for being picked on blah blah blah is really just pathetic.

one day soon we'll be reading about how some poor wellington biker died in a police chase, and it's all the police's fault......well it won't be, and someone will have used up all their lives, and some of us who have seen it all before will say 'told you so'.

this thread is one of the reasons i ride, for the most part, with trusted mates, or on my own.

that and i haven't got any friends.

If you are going to make comments on here why not actually take the time to read the comments first, yes I was speeding whilst riding with a group of motorbikes, no, it was not unsafe. And I definately did not "do a runner" stopped as soon as I noticed the cop behind me. The thread was a caution as to the fact that obviously what is now posted on here is not restricted to us that ride.

[limbimtimwim]

(quote) limbintimwin
Dont lie dude-you'll be at home playing warcraft <_<Ass.

Read this: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3635

I don't own it, nor have the technology to play it.

I mean 'teh' technology.

[limbimtimwim]

Yeah, that was kind of a painful ride. They were behind me for ages!So no ticket then? vicky+man+blue vfr guy+nc+myself were worried you'd got a ticket. The way the 5-0 pulled out to follow you up a passing lane..

[ajturbo]

If you are going to make comments on here why not actually take the time to read the comments first, yes I was speeding whilst riding with a group of motorbikes, no, it was not unsafe. And I definately did not "do a runner" stopped as soon as I noticed the cop behind me. The thread was a caution as to the fact that obviously what is now posted on here is not restricted to us that ride.

the truth?????



the truth does not belong here!!!!!:eyepoke:

[skelstar]

I also headed up the taka's last night and nana-ed it through Kaitoke and that. Burgandy Bluebird came roaring up behind me and sat on my tail the whole way. Got to the bottom of the twisties and he was a non-issue. Stopped at the bridge on the otherside...and eventually Bluebird came through the bridge, looked, tooted and waved. No idea if he was a cop. Farken brilliant ride that night though.

[marty]

it was more a comment as to the way things seemed to be heading on this thread - i has been said quite clearly on this thread that the 240k runners, wheelies, high speed lane splitting and general public place misbehaving is going to have to stop for a while.

and of course this is open forum - if you post idiot stuff, you'll either get slammed by winja et al, or picked up by the 5-0........

and for the record, i think pushing 145-150k, while not inherently unsafe on it's own, is starting to get close to the boundaries of getting very messy should anything go wrong.

and in one breath you say you're going to defend it to the end, then you're posting (on open forum remember - duh) that 'yes i was speeding whilst riding with a group of motorbikes' . i don't think you were charged with riding in an unsafe manner, just speeding, so by your own admission.......

[sels1]

Yeah, that was kind of a painful ride. They were behind me for ages!
Btw - sorry I only realised it was you guys at the last minute (same with Sels1 too I think judging by his sudden wave!)

Yeah, 'twas I...took a mo to recognise ya on the new bike

[NC]

MAdboi: Keep doing the runners.
I'll send you a care package when you finally get halled off to jail.

Contence:
Comdoms
Ciggies (for bartering)
Playboy (for use while one of the "herms" is satisfying your needs)
1kg tub of "vas"
Liquid soap (for when you wanna pick the soap up)
Soap on a rope (for when you don't wanna pick the soap up)
Cosmoplitain Mag (to learn how to give good bj's)
and a toothbrush to sharpen into a weapon on the concret.

[SixPackBack]

Ticketed this morning...for the doubters the pigs are watching alright, no doubt in my mind after this mornings conversation.

[NC]

Ticketed this morning...for the doubters the pigs are watching alright, no doubt in my mind after this mornings conversation.
Were they asking for sexual favours again?

[texmo]

Ticketed this morning...for the doubters the pigs are watching alright, no doubt in my mind after this mornings conversation.
And this conversation went along the lines of....

[Ixion]

What, in Auckland? Or are you in Wellington? A joint "watching exercise" in both Auckland and Wellington would see, to up the ante somewhat

[SixPackBack]

Were they asking for sexual favours again?

Jealous?:buggerd:

[NC]

Jealous?:buggerd:
Narh, I've "done" my share of cops.. :innocent:

[SixPackBack]

And this conversation went along the lines of....

I have a KB badge on my bag, upon seeing it they claimed that both SH16 and SH22 where to be closed unless oral sex was forth coming....I gave them Tristank's phone number and did a runner.

[kro]

Good call SPB, someone told me Tristank got pulled over a week or so back, and the cop "whipped it out", and Tristank was heard saying "not the bloody breathalyser again".

Sad really that such a nice lad can go down (hill) so fast.

[Velox]

So no ticket then? vicky+man+blue vfr guy+nc+myself were worried you'd got a ticket. The way the 5-0 pulled out to follow you up a passing lane..
Nah - would I ever go over 100? They were prob just bored or on their way somewhere.

[WINJA]

Good call SPB, someone told me Tristank got pulled over a week or so back, and the cop "whipped it out", and Tristank was heard saying "not the bloody breathalyser again".

Sad really that such a nice lad can go down (hill) so fast.
IT WAS PROLLY NODMAN THAT PULLED UP TRISTAN , NOD IS A RAVING FUCKEN HOMO AND NO FRIEND OF THE MOTORCYCLIST .
SERIOUSLY MY BROTHER WAS PULLED OVER BY NOD AND HE SAID NOD WAS GIVING HIM THE GLAD EYE AND DROPPING HINTS , MY BROTHER SAID HIS GAYDAR WAS OFF THE FUCKEN SCALE:buggerd:

[Deano]

It's always a bit of entertainment to read what a cross-section of motorcycling society has to say on this topic. It seems the inflated egos are out talking themselves up, the naive do-gooders are out talking others down, and even the hooligans are offering opinions - although quite on what I'm not sure.

Since most humans are emotional creatures, facts and best practice are not always allowed to get in the way of a good story.

Except I've heard the 'facts' regarding 'doing runners', taunting cops etc on different occasions from the imposter himself. Or was he just full of shit and talking himself up ?

Which am I ? Inflated ego or hooligan offering an opinion ?

[Uncle B]

Which am I ? Inflated ego or hooligan offering an opinion ?
Neither.

I for one don't want to be hassled everytime I go for a ride by the boys in blue due to the actions of a few bad apples.

I don't have an ego nor am I a hooligan but I do have an opinion.

[ManDownUnder]

IT WAS PROLLY NODMAN THAT PULLED UP TRISTAN , NOD IS A RAVING FUCKEN HOMO AND NO FRIEND OF THE MOTORCYCLIST .
SERIOUSLY MY BROTHER WAS PULLED OVER BY NOD AND HE SAID NOD WAS GIVING HIM THE GLAD EYE AND DROPPING HINTS , MY BROTHER SAID HIS GAYDAR WAS OFF THE FUCKEN SCALE:buggerd:

Dude - I work next to K' Rd, my gaydar gets recalibrated daily...

Nod's no threat

[Lou Girardin]

Nod's no threat

If you're in a car, he seems to have an issue with bikers though. I've even heard the same from other cops.

[WINJA]

If you're in a car, he seems to have an issue with bikers though. I've even heard the same from other cops.
YUP , EVEN NODS SUPERIORS THINKS HES AN ARSEHOLE , THATS WHY HIS TICKETS GET OVERTURNED

[monkey99]

:yes: I'm not obviously stoned enough :gob: but you guys still have me in hysterics..funny to find that the thread about socialist paranoia has people venting their spleen about a certain officer/person:yes:
keep going tho cos it is amusement ...:sunny:

so has any person actually been really ticket pinged by a copper from article writing..(showing my ignorance of the entire thread huh:blah: )

[Velox]

Neither.

I for one don't want to be hassled everytime I go for a ride by the boys in blue due to the actions of a few bad apples.

I don't have an ego nor am I a hooligan but I do have an opinion.

But (just to keep a bit of perspective) in the eyes of the law anyone going over 110 is a 'hooligan' and should be punished for it! None of us are innocent according to them so it's not as black and white as I think we're all making out. I'm def not trying to defend madboy's shinanigans but I don't think we're all as squeaky clean as it sounds eh (yeah ok - some less than others but you know).

[Uncle B]

But (just to keep a bit of perspective) in the eyes of the law anyone going over 110 is a 'hooligan' and should be punished for it! None of us are innocent according to them so it's not as black and white as I think we're all making out. I'm def not trying to defend madboy's shinanigans but I don't think we're all as squeaky clean as it sounds eh (yeah ok - some less than others but you know).
Yeah sure we push the boundary's every now and then but to actively instigate a police pursuit to me is being a hooligan.
We all take a risk when we ride a motorcycle and try to highlight our presence to other motorists that we are there but in a positive way....when hooliganism is flaunted in public it highlights us as an unlawful dangerous sector that, in the eyes of the law, needs to be controlled more strongly.

I love motorcycling but don't want to be butt fucked by the cops everytime I pull out of my driveway cause I'm classed as a hooligan.

[marty]

only if it's 110 over the limit :)

[madboy]

so has any person actually been really ticket pinged by a copper from article writing..(showing my ignorance of the entire thread huh:blah: )There was a story around a while ago about a guy overseas who did a runner, then boasted about it on an online forum. US or Britain I think. By the sounds of it he obviously admitted it online and put in enough details. By pure luck the cop who he did the runner from happened to be surfing the net a month or so later and came across his story. It's pretty easy to trace someone's real identity from the net when you've got the resources the police do, so they tracked this guy down and he got busted.

Based on what's being said in this thread, I'm wondering when Spank will get the word from the boys in blue to cough up some of his server records...

[Dafe]

But (just to keep a bit of perspective) in the eyes of the law anyone going over 110 is a 'hooligan' and should be punished for it! None of us are innocent according to them so it's not as black and white as I think we're all making out. I'm def not trying to defend madboy's shinanigans but I don't think we're all as squeaky clean as it sounds eh (yeah ok - some less than others but you know).

So if a hooligan is somebody that rides over 110kph on the motorway, what do you call somebody that does a runner when on a newbie ride (240kph+)
Especially knowing that there is a post on the front page for these advertised rides which expresses that if you cannot stick to the groups pace, don't attend.

There are times and places for picking your moments for hooning. We also have a track and various club days available to us for when we need to get excessive. I can't understand why you would need to do so many runners.
I zip around the place plenty enough and in the last four years have been pulled up once. What do you have to be doing to result in multiple runners?
What is one trying to prove by this? Why does one have to feel they have anything to prove in the first place?

Perhaps it's time we find ourselves a resident shrink!

[Velox]

So if a hooligan is somebody that rides over 110kph on the motorway, what do you call somebody that does a runner when on a newbie ride (240kph+)
Especially knowing that there is a post on the front page for these advertised rides which expresses that if you cannot stick to the groups pace, don't attend.

There are times and places for picking your moments for hooning. We also have a track and various club days available to us for when we need to get excessive. I can't understand why you would need to do so many runners.
I zip around the place plenty enough and in the last four years have been pulled up once. What do you have to be doing to result in multiple runners?
What is one trying to prove by this? Why does one have to feel they have anything to prove in the first place?

Perhaps it's time we find ourselves a resident shrink!
Argh - all I was trying to say is that in the eyes of the law it's not a case of black and white, dodgey and legal, when it comes to the levels of hooning between "us" (said very vaguely) and the antics in this post. I'm not defending it at all!!!

[crazy_phrog]

I'm sure you guys (and gals) have heard this one before, but I'll post it anyway.
A guy is speeding along the higway and gets pulled up by a cop. The cop walks over with a swagger, leans on the window of the car, looks at the guy and says "I've been waiting all day for you."
To which the guy replies - "I got here as fast as I could"

Keep smiling, and I'm sure most coppers have more common sense than to think that people are silly enough to post their intended illegal actions on the internet.

Keep smilling

:spudguita